The old attack that was lost after the slag came to the door

Silent night.

Shan Linxi flipped through Fu Yiheng's cell phone.

The first thing I noticed was the chat box of "Guardian Xiaoxi".

who is this?It can't be him!

Looking at the chat messages, it's really him!

……

Shan Linxi gritted her teeth, this person is too bad!To actually give him a nickname, what kind of husband eater, how ugly, does he have a husband eater?Besides, how can there be such a caring eater like him, who still wants to keep the important parts before eating.

Okay, since you say that, I can’t justify not eating it. Shan Linxi has included "One Hundred Ways to Eat Fu Yiheng" in the list of ingredients for this week. If you want to eat hot pot, choose abdominal muscles Bar!

Fu Yiheng in his sleep shivered for a while.

Back to the topic, Shan Linxi turned around and clicked on the message box on the top. This should be the mysterious person who was talking to Fu Yiheng.

The most handsome man in the world...

This is too narcissistic, Shan Linxi suddenly remembered "Black Moonlight" Jiang Yunqi, who did Fu Yiheng know.With a displeased face, Shan Linxi clicked on the message box, and the last message was an OK expression sent by the other party, while Fu Yiheng said in the previous sentence: [Then it's settled, I'll let you know if there is any problem. ]

agree on what?Shan Linxi continued to turn forward, turned to the front and began to look.

Secretly flipping through his partner's phone, it was still in the middle of the night. The feeling of doing something bad made Shan Linxi very nervous and excited. Looking at Fu Yiheng, the man had already fallen into a deep sleep, and he probably wouldn't wake up if there was no big movement.

Shan Linxi said viciously, just wait for me!

Fu Yiheng: [It is said that I will call again during the day when I am at the company, what should I do if I am suspected like this? ]

……

Shan Linxi gritted his teeth, and the drama of family ethics and dog blood flashed through his mind. Fu Yiheng was already a dish in his eyes.

The most handsome man in the world: "You are too mysterious, I am not afraid of you, what are you afraid of?"

so arrogant? !

Fu Yiheng: [Stop talking nonsense, can you do it? ]

The most handsome man in the world: "Of course I can do it, I'm a professional!"

professional?Cowherd? ?

The most handsome man in the world: "Well, let me show you the photos first, and we'll talk about it when you're satisfied."

Shan Linxi was so angry that she had to look at the photos first, it really was professional.

He grabbed Fu Yiheng's hand fiercely, and Fu Yiheng let out a soft cry of pain. In his sleep, the arm bitten by a wild boar left a row of neat tooth marks, exactly the same as Shan Linxi's bite.

How could the pain in sleep still be so real, Fu Yiheng couldn't figure it out.

Fu Yiheng said: [Pick a good-looking hair, I have high vision. ]

I am so angry that I am so angry, I still have to pick a good-looking one!

He wants to see how good-looking it can be!

Shan Linxi flipped down to see the picture, and when he suddenly saw that he didn't see the head, he was startled. After a closer look, he found that it was a dummy in a suit.

Quan Shuainan: "How is it? This is my most proud work. The superstar Daniel wore this suit when he got married. It costs [-] US dollars. It is truly noble and luxurious."

???

Shan Linxi was taken aback, was he talking about clothes?Then why make it so ambiguous?As a result, he has already arranged in his mind how Fu Yiheng's whole body will be cooked.

Now there is no meat to eat.

Fu Yiheng: ...

Fu Yiheng sent a two-second voice: "It's okay."

The other party seemed to have expected that Fu Yiheng would say this, and said: "Don't worry, the design for you is naturally better than this one. I know you have high vision. By the way, I forgot to ask, when will you give me the measurements of your family?" ?”

Fu Yiheng: [Not now, he is getting fatter. ]

"Then give it to me when you lose weight."

[I can't be sure about this, according to his current eating method, I don't know when he will be able to lose weight. ]

Don't you talk small things about him behind your back? !

Quan Shuainan: "Why is it so edible?"

Fu Yiheng: [For irresistible reasons, I still have to eat supper at night. Sometimes I suddenly want to eat something in the middle of the night, and I must eat it, otherwise I will fill my stomach. ]

Hum hum!

Fu Yiheng: [It's not a joke when it bites down, like a little tiger, ahhh, it's full of meat. ]

Quan Shuainan: "...Brother, don't show off in the middle of the night."

Then there's the opening conversation.

Shan Linxi was speechless. What should I do? Chairman Kunlun Shizheng likes to gossip about his partner behind his back. Is it hopeless? Going forward, do you want to set up a chat group?

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Shan Linxi grabbed the man's hand again, and Fu Yiheng in his sleep grabbed his hand and rubbed it against his face: "How can you bite someone? Shan Xiaozhu."

Shan Linxi: "..."

When Fu Yiheng woke up in the morning, he found himself lying on the ground. He had never experienced such a time before, and he always slept very honestly. How could he get out of bed.

Getting up in a daze, he saw Shan Linxi sitting at the dining table, saw him get up, glanced at him and then looked away in disgust.

Fu Yiheng immediately sensed something was wrong.

The kid is very angry, but he was fine when he slept yesterday. Could it be that someone said something to him in the morning?

The whole morning, the two of them didn't say anything, mainly because Shan Linxi didn't like to talk to others, so Fu Yiheng couldn't continue talking by himself.

While sitting in the company, Fu Yiheng was still thinking about what happened, and he had no idea after much deliberation.The kid is really difficult to deal with recently, he doesn't say anything about things, how can he guess it himself.

When he returned home, he deliberately bought fresh durians and various tooth-souring fruits. Now his strategy is, no matter who is right or who is wrong, it is always right to admit the mistake first.

Looking at the durian, Fu Yiheng suddenly remembered Jiu Yuan's fear of kneeling on the durian, and asked his assistant to remove the shell and remove all the lethal parts before he dared to take it back.

When he came back, Shan Linxi was still in the restaurant, there were children celebrating their birthdays, and he sang birthday songs to the children together with everyone.

The little guy is five years old this year, white and clean, and very cute. Shan Linxi looked at it, although he has not officially become a father, but he can already feel that feeling, and he is looking forward to the life after the baby is born.

Fu Yiheng stood not far away and watched.

After singing the song, the little guy blew it out for a long time and finally blew out the candle. Amid everyone's applause, he laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

"elder brother!"

When Shan Linxi was about to leave, a child hugged his leg suddenly. He squatted on one knee and said with a smile, "What's the matter?"

"Brother looks really good-looking, can he be a nest partner?"

Fu Yiheng, who was expressionless a second ago, stared at this, you brat!

Shan Linxi smiled, "You are only so old that you need to find someone."

The little boy said: "It's not good to be small, Wo Mama said that everyone likes little milk dogs now!"

"Hahahahahaha, what a clever little ghost." Shan Linxi touched his face.

The little boy said: "Could it be that my brother has a date?"

"En." Shan Linxi nodded.

The little boy asked, "Is it older than you?"

"It's much older than my brother."

The little boy said: "Then brother will have a hard time in the future. Wo Mama said that there is a generation gap when he is three years older. Wo Mama also said that if he is too old, he will not be healthy and his brother will not be happy."

... What does your Mama say to you every day? ?

Fu Yiheng couldn't listen anymore, he walked over a few steps and hugged the little boy aside, gritted his teeth and said, "You know a lot."

The little boy is not stage fright: "Yes, because I am smarter than my uncle."

Fu Yiheng: "..."

Where did the little devil come from.

Fu Yiheng said: "You call him brother, why do you call me uncle?"

The little boy looked at him: "Aren't you an uncle? Wo Mama said that you saw the one who contributed the most. To show respect, I want to call you uncle."

Go back and tell you Mama to keep your mouth shut!

The little boy's mother quickly took the little boy away, and there was nothing else to do, Shan Linxi decided to go home from get off work, and Fu Yiheng waited in the front hall when he went to the back to get the clothes.

The little boy's family had almost finished eating and was about to take the child away.

The little boy bounced and walked ahead, and when he passed by Fu Yiheng, Fu Yiheng warned in a low voice: "My brother is mine, don't try to snatch it from me."

The little boy looked at him, blinking his eyes: "Anyway, I'm still young, I'll wait and see."

Fu Yiheng: "..."

The little bastard.

The little boy waved his hand: "Goodbye!"

When Shan Linxi came out, he saw Fu Yiheng gritted his teeth, and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong with you?"

Fu Yiheng withdrew his gaze: "It's nothing, let's go."

Fu Yiheng's car was parked outside, and when Shan Linxi and Shan Linxi went to pick up the car, the little boy's car just happened to drive over.When the car drove over, Fu Yiheng kissed Shan Linxi hard, and after the kiss, he looked at the little boy lying on the car window and looked out, and smiled with his mouth twitching.

Shan Linxi: "..."

The little boy showed unconvinced eyes, and Fu Yiheng made a "OUT" gesture to him, officially ending this "dispute".

Shan Linxi remained speechless, "What are you doing?"

Fu Yiheng said solemnly: "Nothing has been dealt with, it's just a small trouble."

"What children say is a little trouble for you? Can you still do it?"

Fu Yiheng is now very sensitive to the words "no" and "young", "You don't know if I can?"

"Also, why didn't you refute what he said just now? You should tell the truth and block him back, and don't give him any chance."

Shan Linxi didn't want to talk to him, turned around and got into the car, "He's only five years old."

"Kids mature very early these days."

Shan Linxi said: "Are you precocious? I think you are still very naive now."

"..."

Shan Linxi didn't eat much for dinner, compared to usual, Fu Yiheng was a little worried, the two of them didn't say anything all day today, he still hasn't figured out what happened in the morning, and he doesn't know what he did wrong.

When I went to bed after taking a shower, I couldn't help saying: "Are you full after eating so little?"

Shan Linxi didn't look at him: "If you eat too much, you will be called fat by some people."

"..." Wait, Fu Yiheng quickly recalled, did he ever say the word "fat"?It seems that I have said it, but it seems that I have not said it?

"It seems that you have forgotten what you said." Shan Linxi said: "Didn't you tell anyone yesterday that I am fat? It is that 'all handsome man'."

Fu Yiheng was taken aback: "How do you know? No - when did I say such a thing? Don't talk nonsense."

Coincidentally, at this moment, a message came from "Quan Shuainan". When the screen lit up, Shan Linxi quickly snatched the phone away.

The most handsome man in the world: "Didn't you tell me to talk to me about how your wife fell in love with you at first sight after you got home? Come on, I'm ready."

The author has something to say: Fu Yiheng: Are you ready to attend my funeral?