The prehistoric group pet is a lucky star

Prehistoric Forum-Movie Edition

[Theme] [Tucao] A lot of money to buy a pair of eyes that have never seen the latest version of "Feng Shen Ji"! ! !

[Content] I'm sorry, I'm blind [bye] [bye]

1L: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

2L: When I saw this post, I took a look out of curiosity... The landlord, you pay me for my eyes!

3L: This show is really hard to describe, the fairy is dressed like a goblin, and the goblin is like a silly son of a landlord's family... Seriously suspect that the makeup artist was randomly pulled by the crew on the street [Goodbye][Goodbye] and the screenwriter is too foolish Alright, except for the ending, the plot is seriously inconsistent with the historical facts, can this pass the trial? ? ?

4L: No, why is this drama being remade again?I remember there was a remake last year, right?

5L: It's not because of the traffic.The story of conferring gods is so popular, who doesn't want to share the dividends?

6L: One thing to say, if you have time to watch these random adaptations of film and television dramas, it is better to watch the historical documentaries produced by Tianting Entertainment Department. Although the pixels are a bit poor, at least it restores the history...

***

When Liu Shuzhou arrived at Biyou Palace, he was in vain, and asked Xianhe Tongzi to find out that Tongtian had gone to Daluo Mountain Daode Tianzun.

He was rather surprised, knowing that Sanqing seldom got together since the separation... Thinking of a certain possibility, his eyelids twitched heavily.

When Liu Shuzhou rushed to the Bajing Palace on Daluo Mountain, Xuandu was already waiting, saying that Daode Tianzun sent him to welcome him.

The strange premonition in Liu Shuzhou's heart became more and more intense. When he entered the hall, he saw that Sanqing had serious faces, and even Tongtian, who was always kind, didn't see a smile on his face.

"Greetings to Master and the two Senior Uncles." Liu Shuzhou gathered his concentration and was about to talk about the affairs of the world, but was interrupted by Tongtian.

Tong Tian sighed heavily: "Teacher, we already know about Di Xin."

It is not surprising that he is in a very unhappy mood. Whoever knows that he may turn against his brother in the future, and his disciples and grandchildren will end up miserable, cannot be in a good mood.

Liu Shuzhou was shocked all over, with a hopeful face on his face, he said, "Then master and uncle have an idea?"

But seeing Daode Tianzun closed his eyes and said nothing, Yuanshi Tianzun's poker face looked even more gloomy, Tong Tian twitched the corners of his mouth at him, his smile was forced no matter how you looked at it.

Although they are saints, they can calculate that there will be a catastrophe for the three religions in the near future, but they can't do anything. This feeling is really terrible.

Liu Shuzhou cautiously asked: "Is there really nothing to do?"

Tong Tian pressed the center of his eyebrows, a faint wry smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and asked, "Have you ever seen anyone disobeying the way of heaven?"

Even Daozu Hongjun had to conform to the Tao in the end, let alone them.

There was a hint of sarcasm in Yuanshi's eyes: Heh, I thought that after becoming a saint, I would not be bound by the law of heaven, but I didn't expect it to end like this.

Liu Shuzhou hesitated for a moment, but still said: "Actually, if you want to escape this calamity, it's not impossible."

Daode's eyebrows moved, Yuanshi pursed his lips, Tongtian glanced at the two elder brothers, sighed softly, and muttered: "It's really annoying."

In the next calamity, the three religions will decline and the Western religion will prosper. This is the way of heaven, and even a saint cannot change it.But it's not impossible to cheat within the scope allowed by the law of heaven——

Since the Three Religions are doomed to decline, wouldn't it be enough to let the disciples of the Three Religions collectively change their identities?

It happened that Tianting was short of civil servants. In order to save talents, Haotian refused to allocate people to Liu Shuzhou when the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment was established. Now it is better than before, but obviously, compared with the three religions with abundant talents, Tianting is almost Not enough to watch.

Liu Shuzhou believes that as long as they ask, Haotian will be happy to help them.

But if it is not impossible, who is willing to do this?Alright, the apprentices I have accepted should be given to others for free, and they should be given to the younger generation who once called me uncle and brother.

Liu Shuzhou comforted: "Keeping people is the most important thing. If there are green hills, there will always be firewood."

Tongtian let out a listless "Oh", but his mood was not very high.

"Then why don't we forget about it?" Liu Shuzhou tentatively asked.

"No!" Tongtian said immediately.

Among the three religions, Tongtian has the most disciples, and suffered the most serious losses after the calamity. No matter what he said, he would not let his disciples and grandchildren go to despair.

Liu Shuzhou glanced at Daode Tianzun and Yuanshi Tianzun, the former remained motionless, while the latter frowned and nodded slightly.

Liu Shuzhou knew that they had already agreed with this choice intellectually, but they couldn't accept the result emotionally. At this time, it was time to show his usefulness as an apprentice.

"The disciple went to discuss with the Emperor?" He asked softly.

At the beginning of Yuan Dynasty, he was silent, looking up at the sky.

No rejection is consent.Liu Shuzhou knew something in his mind, and said again: "Master and uncle, don't worry, the Heavenly Emperor still owes me a favor. This disciple will definitely try his best to get the greatest protection for the three religions."

***

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.Since the whereabouts of the little prince could not be found, and it was difficult to keep all the immortal officials from letting go, Haotian had to order to lift the ban and reopen the heavenly court.

After the opening, the Heavenly Court is much more heavily guarded than in the past, but for Liu Shuzhou who has seen the Heavenly Court of the Monster Race, it is still not enough to see.After all, Di Jun built the Heavenly Court of the Yaozu with the power of the Yaozu at the beginning, and he had strong financial resources, but now the Tianting is short of manpower, insufficient financial resources, no one and no money.

Stepping into the simple and unpretentious Lingxiao Palace, one can see Haotian sitting in front of the case and burying his head in reviewing the memorial.In order to find his son these days, he has accumulated a lot of official duties, and now he has to rush to work.

"Why are you here, sir?" Seeing Liu Shuzhou, Haotian, who hadn't had a good rest for several days, managed to pull himself together.Among the various departments in the Heavenly Court, the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment is the richest department. In front of the patron's father, even the Emperor of Heaven will give him some face.

"Is there a whereabouts for the little prince?" After all, the other party is a hard-working father who just lost his son. No matter how anxious he is, Liu Shuzhou still has to care about the whereabouts of the emperor's son.

Haotian sighed heavily, the answer is self-evident.

"The little prince is auspicious, so don't be too impatient." Liu Shuzhou comforted, pretending to mention it casually, "By the way, I walked all the way just now and found several new faces. Are you recruiting?"

"Don't mention it, they are all non-staff personnel. For a while, we couldn't find suitable personnel, so we had to hire some people temporarily." Mentioning the shortage of manpower in Tianting, Haotian was also full of depression.These days, the prehistoric talents either went to the Three Religions or were preempted by the Western Religion. As a result, there was a shortage of talents everywhere in the Heavenly Court, and they were unwilling to lower the standards, so they had to recruit some temporary workers from time to time.

Haotian seriously suspects that it is because there are too many temporary workers in Tianting, good and bad, that the incident of his son missing in the bedroom happened.

"Oh, if only my Heavenly Court could be full of talents like your Penglai Island." Haotian sighed.

"Actually, it's not impossible."

"...What are you talking about!" Ever since he became the Emperor of Heaven, Haotian has never lost his composure like he is now.

Liu Shuzhou looked at him with a smile.

***

Daluo Mountain, Bajing Palace.

The alchemy furnace of Daode Tianzun slowly spewed out wisps of white smoke, which filled the hall with smoke.Tongtian walked around the alchemy furnace in a distraught manner, Yuan Shi couldn't stand it any longer, and said impatiently: "Tongtian, can you stop wandering around in front of me all the time!"

"I shook my own, what do you think I am doing?" Tong Tian was not in a good mood at the moment, and his tone was not so friendly.

"You—" Yuan Shi frowned.

"Master Nephew Shuzhou is back." With a simple sentence from Daode Tianzun, the two saints were silenced.

"Apprentice, how are you?" Liu Shuzhou had just stepped into the hall when Tong Tian couldn't wait for Duang to appear in front of him.

"Vulgar." Yuan Shi curled his lips, but his eyes couldn't help but glance in the direction of Liu Shuzhou.

Liu Shuzhou really deserved to be Tongtian's pro-disciple, so he wasn't frightened by the elusive master.He calmly took out a huge scroll from his sleeve, and said with a smile, "Fortunately, it's not a disgrace."

He stretched out his hand and threw it, and the scroll flew into the air, slowly opened from the middle to the sides, and there was a blank space above.

"This is the list of gods? It doesn't look very good." Tong Tian put his arms around his chest and commented critically.

It was rare for Yuan Shi to reach an agreement with his third brother, and he frowned unobtrusively.

Liu Shuzhou was helpless: "After all, the Emperor's family has no food left, so don't pay so much attention."

"Master, uncle, have you decided whose name you want to write on the list?" Liu Shuzhou asked.

The list of gods, as the name suggests, is used for conferring gods.Those who are on the list will become civil servants of the Heavenly Court and will be under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court from then on.

It sounds good to be able to join the Heavenly Court without passing the assessment?

But in fact, it's not.

The point is that anyone who wants to be on the list of gods must first experience a physical demise before they can be on the list in the form of a true spirit.

That's a little bit of that.People are living well, so why should they seek death?Besides, for most of the disciples of the Three Religions, the current life should not be too beautiful. If they have status, status and psychic knowledge, they will not do it if they want to be bound in the heavenly court!

Therefore, who should be on the list has become a headache.

"The third brother has many apprentices, so let's give it to the third brother."

"No, no, no, my villains are not worthy of this list, let's give it to the second brother."

Yuanshi and Tongtian gave way to each other, for fear that their apprentice would be listed on the list.Daode Tianzun watched the fun from the sidelines—well, he is only one disciple, presumably Tiandao would not be so unreasonable, even taking away the only disciple, right?

Liu Shuzhou looked at the two "Kong Rong" who had suddenly become extraordinarily courteous and courteous, and then at the Taoist Tianzun standing beside him, who was immobile and stable as a mountain, sighed softly, and said, "How about this, how about we No one's name is written, and who will be on the list at that time depends on God's will."

Yuanshi thought for a while, Tongtian had many more apprentices than him, and according to the probability, Tongtian's apprentices accounted for the majority, which was beneficial to him, so he readily agreed.

Tongtian also thought of this, but because Liu Shuzhou suggested this proposal, even though he was dissatisfied in his heart, he did not object.

As for the moral Tianzun, it doesn't matter, anyway, except for Xuandu, no matter who is on the list, it is the same to him. +

Everyone finally reached an agreement, Liu Shuzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and asked another very important question: "Then the question is, who should manage this list?"

The author has something to say: the last part of this article is officially opened~