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[Theme] [Tree Hole] History is really hard to learn!

[Content] Memorizing history to the point of being bald, there are too many dynasties, and if you accidentally mix them up, you can't remember them at all! ! !I have an exam the day after tomorrow, it is too difficult for me [crying]

1L: emmmmm, I think history is quite simple?If you really can’t remember, you can watch the documentary series “5000 Years Up and Down” produced by the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment of Tianting. It has more storytelling and is not so boring.

2L: On the first floor, I passed the exam by relying on this series of documentaries

3L: I also have an exam the day after tomorrow, the poster will work hard together!

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At this time, it has been a long time since Fuxi unified the human tribes. The once unified human tribes were torn apart again and divided into many tribes, large and small.

Xuanyuan and Shennong are both descendants of Fuxi.After Fuxi passed away, his son inherited the unified Huaxia clan. However, the descendants failed to live up to expectations and failed to keep the family business left by their ancestors. The Huaxia clan later split into different tribes.

Most great people are more or less different from others. The appearance of Shennong is not the same as that of ordinary humans. He has the head of a cow, but his body is transparent, and his internal organs are clearly visible. Everyone says that he was sent by the Emperor of Heaven. The envoy of Yan Emperor honored him as Emperor Yan.

Emperor Yan was amiable, loved agriculture, and had no pretensions. He often farmed and communicated with the farmers in the tribe. He also invented Leisi, which greatly improved the efficiency of agricultural production.

Emperor Yan also has a famous ability-tasting a hundred herbs.Because his stomach is transparent, he can clearly see anything he eats, so he tastes all kinds of herbs and distinguishes different herbs that are beneficial and harmful. This move makes the medical technology of the human race a big step forward. step.

However, how can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river?Once, Emperor Yan found a grass that he had never seen before, and he ate it anyway. Unexpectedly, the poison of this grass was so strong that it turned the internal organs of Emperor Yan black.

Seeing that Emperor Yan was dying and was about to drive west, the rest of the tribe were in a hurry, but they didn't know what to do.

"Daddy, I don't want you to die!" Emperor Yan's youngest daughter, Jingwei, stood beside her father's bed with teary eyes, weeping uncontrollably.Seeing his precious daughter so sad, Emperor Yan felt worse than eating heartbroken grass. He weakly raised his hand to touch his daughter, but he didn't even have the strength to move a finger.

The elders in the tribe discussed the funeral for Emperor Yan and elected a new tribal leader by the way.Jingwei was very angry and said how could they do this before his father died.When the two sides were arguing endlessly, a fairy suddenly descended from the sky.

That immortal was handsome and suave, prettier than all the men Jingwei had ever seen.A blush crept up the girl's cheeks, but her father's illness made her ignore the woman's reserve, and begged the immortal to save her father.

The immortal said with a smile, "I'm here for this purpose."

The immortal is Liu Shuzhou.

After receiving the report from his subordinates, he guessed that the famous battle for the throne in history was about to kick off, so he decided to take a trip to the world and personally guide the filming of the documentary.

You must know that Emperor Yan is one of the three protagonists in the battle for the deer, so of course he can't die at this time, so he showed up to save people.

With Liu Daxian here, Emperor Yan regained his vitality.People in the tribe bowed to Liu Shuzhou again and again, and Jingwei pulled him affectionately and refused to let him go, and finally managed to escape.

Liu Shuzhou: The enthusiasm of the people in the primitive society is so overwhelming Orz

What Liu Shuzhou didn't know was that this scene was recorded truthfully by Yin Yinhu, a newly-promoted gold medal reporter, and published in the most prominent position of "Prehistoric Times".

On the day the report was published, in Biyou Palace on Penglai Island, there was the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground.

Later, according to the memory of Xianhe Tongzi, the gatekeeper of Biyou Palace, in those days, the wise and great Master Tongtian seemed to be in a bad mood, which caused Biyou Palace to be shrouded in low pressure for a long time. If one is not careful, he will be angered.

Later, when he heard that Emperor Yan's youngest daughter, Jingwei, accidentally fell into the water and died while playing at the beach, Emperor Yan was so sad that he begged the gods to appear and save his daughter's life.The prayer was overheard by a passing fairy. The fairy turned Jingwei's soul into a bird. The bird drowned in its own sea because of resentment, and went back and forth between the sea and the mountains. From then on, the legend of Jingwei's reclamation began. .

Of course, this is a story.

At this very moment, Liu Shuzhou was staring at the camera screen nervously, not daring to relax at all—the main event, the battle for the title, was about to begin.

After Emperor Yan came back from the dead and lost his youngest daughter, he was depressed a lot. Not long ago, his tribe was merged by the tribe of the Xuanyuan clan in the north. The reorganized tribe followed the name of Fuxi's era and was called the Huaxia tribe.

Originally, the tribes of Yandi, Huangdi and Chiyou were considered to be three parts of the world, each with equal power, and no one would give way to the other to achieve a delicate balance.Now the two tribes of Yan and Huang are merged into one, the original balance is broken, and war is imminent.

The Yellow Emperor was a very ambitious man, and his wish was to restore the glory of his ancestor Fuxi and unify the tribes of the human race.Right now, he has conquered many tribes, large and small, and even Emperor Yan has become his ally. This fact gave him strong confidence, so he decided to make persistent efforts and take down Chi You's Jiuli tribe in one fell swoop.

Chi You is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Unfortunately, he and Huang Di have the same dream.

War is imminent.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Liu Shuzhou's face was full of excitement. As a descendant of the Chinese people, he is no stranger to the legend of competing in the world.

The staff of the documentary team: "...?" Boss, what happened today?

"Ahem." Liu Shuzhou sat down embarrassingly, and changed the subject, "Attention all departments, the main event is coming, and the camera lights keep up."

Just when the documentary team was scrambling to occupy a good position on the cloud and prepared to shoot, on the ground, the Huaxia and Jiuli tribes had already met.

The advantage of the Huaxia Army is that it has a large number of people, and the tactics of the sea of ​​​​people are frightening, while the Jiuli Army is brave and good at fighting. In a real fight, it is really difficult to distinguish between the two sides.

After a long period of fighting, the war finally entered the final stage, and the two sides fought a decisive battle in the field of Jizhou.

At first, the Huaxia Army had the upper hand.Because the Yellow Emperor is a descendant of Fuxi, the blood of the immortal flows in his body, so he has a good relationship with other races.He summoned Yinglong and tried to flood Chiyou's army.

Chi You suffered a disadvantage, so naturally he was not far behind.Don't think that he has no helpers, he casts spells and asks Feng Bo and Yu Shi for help, and treats his body in his own way.

The two sides were evenly matched, resulting in heavy wind and rain, howling winds, and floods between the heaven and the earth.

Huang Di saw that it was impossible to go on like this, and he was afraid that he would lose, so he invited Nv Ba again.Nvba is in charge of drought. Wherever she goes, the wind and rain will stop, and the clouds will see the sun.

Seeing the sudden clear weather, Chi Youjun was greatly surprised, and was caught off guard by the prepared Yanhuang army. The army was defeated and beheaded by the pandas on their mounts.

"Hurry up, zoom in and take a picture of that panda—er, the iron-eating beast." Liu Shuzhou slapped the table excitedly.

The photographer was stunned: What the hell, the leader of the tribe doesn’t take pictures, so why take pictures of a mount?

However, the words of the leader are orders, so the photographer obediently turned the camera around and focused on taking pictures of the silly-looking iron-eating beast.

Liu Shuzhou's eyes showed obsession: ah, Gun Gun is so cute, I really want to take one back to raise!

——For a while, he suddenly understood why Tongtian liked accepting apprentices so much.

Once Chi You died, no one could resist Yanhuang's unification plan. In the end, the Huaxia clan finally unified the world again after Fuxi.From then on, the descendants of the Huaxia people called themselves descendants of Yan and Huang.

"Okay, let's call it a day." Liu Shuzhou embraced a half-sized iron-eating beast with a very satisfied expression.

Not long after, the Tianting Entertainment Department released the documentary "Battle for the Deer". Like "Fuxi in the Human Race", this film also caused heated discussions.Among them, there is such a topic——

What's wrong with the photographer? If you don't take pictures of a good Chi You, why take pictures of a stupid iron-eating beast?

Photographer brother: I am so wronged!

Of course, this is just an insignificant episode and does not affect the overall situation.

The success of the two documentaries in succession made Liu Shuzhou feel relieved, and no longer followed the crew to direct the filming, but only showed up when there were key historical events.

Later, the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment of Tianting released documentaries such as "Yao, Shun and Yu" and "Princes of Fenghuo Opera", which were all well received, so the tradition of making documentaries for the people has been preserved.

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Recently, a major event happened in the Heavenly Court. It was said that His Royal Highness, the newly born Crown Prince, disappeared in the bedroom for no reason. The Emperor of Heaven was furious, suspected that there was an inner ghost, and ordered martial law for a long time to thoroughly investigate the matter.

At that time Liu Shuzhou happened to be in the Heavenly Court, and was also trapped for a period of time, and he was able to come out after finding out that he had nothing to do with it.

He didn't think there was anything wrong, but after Tongtian learned about this, he came to the door angrily, and almost fought in the heavenly court, that's why Liu Shuzhou was released so quickly—you know, the others are still being stopped in the south. They are not allowed to go out of Tianmen.

As a result, during the days when he was trapped, something big happened——

It turns out that this time is the end of the Shang Dynasty.One day, the staff of the documentary team discovered that for some reason, Shang Zhou, the king of the Shang Dynasty, wrote obscene poems insulting saints on the wall of Nuwa Temple!

This is terrible. After Nuwa found out, she used the demon banner to attract the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb: the nine-tailed fox spirit, the nine-headed pheasant spirit and the jade pipa spirit, and ordered them to confuse King Zhou of Shang and overthrow the Shang Dynasty.

My old swan!After listening to the staff's report, Liu Shuzhou almost didn't come up in one breath.

What he was most worried about still happened. According to the development trend of history, the three monsters of Xuanyuan Tomb were very disastrous to the country and the people after they descended to earth, which led to the involvement of the Second Sect of Chanjie, and finally the third immeasurable catastrophe broke out. God vs. God.

Is King Zhou of Shang crazy?Liu Shuzhou's whole body was filled with energy and blood, and his face was flushed with anger, scaring the employee who was reporting to work.

"It's okay, you can go to work first." Liu Shuzhou pulled the corners of his mouth reluctantly, and said weakly.

The staff fled as if fleeing.

Liu Shuzhou took a deep breath, tried his best to calm down, and flipped through the information about King Zhou of Shang.

King Zhou of Shang is the name of later generations. His real name is "Shou", also known as Emperor Xin. He is only 30 years old now.

During the years when King Zhou of Shang succeeded to the throne, he was still a good emperor with a gentle and military strategy.No matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like the kind of person who would write obscene poems on Nuwa Temple Wall.

Liu Shuzhou felt that it was weird at this time, but he couldn't see anything from the information. The situation was urgent at the moment, so he had to suppress his doubts for the time being, and went to discuss with Master Tongtian.

The author has something to say: This chapter refers to the synthesis of major myths and legends

Well, the disappearance of the little prince in heaven is related to the next article "The Great Desolation on the Bite of the Tongue", which is set in the same world background as this book, so I won't go into details here.