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With his fingers moving, Jiang Wei sent Shui Xin a message.

"Empty?"

There was a quick reply over there, "What's the matter?"

Da Da Da, "I was bombarded by my mother as soon as I got home, so annoying..."

Phew, "Brother is too lazy to use WeChat, you can call if you want to complain."

So, Jiang Wei dialed the phone.

He exchanged pleasantries with Shui Xin on the phone first, then immediately got to the point and began to pour bitter water. Shui Xin seemed to be alone, judging from the attitude of listening to Jiang Wei's speech, it seemed that he was not energetic.But when Jiang Wei said the part about being urged to marry, Shui Xin's tone changed obviously.

"Your mother is urging you so much, why don't you just get married? Once and for all!"

"Where am I going to get married? I'm a single dog. Besides... I don't have a girl I like." Jiang Wei played with the pen holder on the table, wearily.

"...Me!" Shui Xin seemed to pat her chest, "I'm not getting married anyway, so it doesn't matter if I give you this little book!"

"Huh? Brother Xing, what do you mean?" Jiang Wei was a little surprised, took out a pen, and began to scribble on the homework.

"My brother, do you look like I'm someone who can get married? But I still want children, so I'll marry you. When I have children in the future, let's leave!" The tax on the other end of the phone Xin was completely in the mood, and started talking cracklingly.

Jiang Wei was stunned for a while, and finally concluded blankly: "So, you are going to find a girl to marry? But if I remember correctly, you are a woman..."

Shui Xin seemed to roll her eyes there, "I'm just short of writing 'I'm a T' on my face, okay? Brother Jiang, don't tell me you always thought I was straight..."

The two of them chatted about the topic of les, and immediately lost track of the channel. Shui Xin gave him science education for a long time, and Jiang Wei tapped the pencil in his hand half-understood, "...to lie to the parents like this, okay?"

"I don't have any problems anyway, but you, if you don't mind carrying the title of 'divorced man' in the future, then there is nothing to worry about! Anyway, when the time comes, you will tell your parents that I cheated and the marriage If you break up and have no feelings, it’s not considered cheating..."

"...It seems to be a solution. I'll take a look. If my mother is really urgent, then we can get married!" Jiang Wei originally wanted to say that I can marry anyone for the sake of e-sports, but he thought When he said these words, Feng Ziye's name popped out of his mind, which made him a little unbearable.

The two talked together for a while, and Shui Xin said that Jiang Wei could first mention it to his parents, saying that he had a sweetheart, so that he could avoid being forced by his family to go on a blind date.Jiang Wei nodded in agreement, and after hanging up the phone, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, my mother knocked on the door again.

"Son, come out, mom made you your favorite fruit plate~" Mother Jiang seemed to be in a better mood, and she was no longer blubbering like she was just now.

Jiang Wei walked over to open the door for him. As soon as the door opened, Jiang's mother scanned his room with her eyes, and finally her eyes fell on his mobile phone. "Who are you calling? It's so mysterious, is it your little girlfriend?" Mom always hoped that he had a girlfriend, and all the guesses were on her face.

Jiang Wei recalled the lines he made up just now, and followed his mother's words as if reciting a text: "Mom, I can't hide anything from you. I do have a girlfriend..."

"Hey, hey hey, come on, let mom see the photos!" Mom cheered up instantly, clapping her hands and trying to snatch Jiang Wei's phone.

When Jiang Wei didn't pay attention, the phone was snatched by her mother.He didn't panic at first, anyway, the mobile phones now have passwords, and even if his mother snatched them away, he wouldn't be able to see anything.

However, he ignored that the woman who took his mobile phone was his own mother.Jiang Wei has nothing to hide except his little thought about Feng Ziye, which can be counted as a secret, so his password is also very simple. The birthday of his mother set when he bought the phone has not changed. Pass.

My mother tried out the password after a few swipes, turned on his phone and flipped through it.

Jiang Wei only realized this serious omission of his own at this time, but it was too late, his mother opened his photo album, there were not many photos in it, not even single photos, almost all of them were from the team playing games Group photo, standard single dog photo album.

Mom searched a lot, and she found the only girl in those group photos. She pointed at Ning Yimeng's photo, and said happily: "Is this it? She looks pretty, um... ...It's just that the height is a little short, but now you all have the cutest height difference, mom understands!"

In an instant, several black lines appeared on Jiang Wei's head, my God, he ignored Brother Xing's appearance, it is difficult for ordinary people to accurately distinguish her gender!

What should we do now?Jiang Wei was stunned in a daze. Seeing that he didn't speak, his mother took it as acquiescence, and happily took his mobile phone to show his father!

The old couple sat on the sofa, Jiang Wei's face turned dark when he commented on Ning Yimeng's photos. He wanted to ask Shui Xin for help, but his mother took the phone again. After turning around a few times, he left in grief Going back to the bedroom, she lay on her back and lay down on the single bed she had when she was a child.

One day passed like that. After seeing Ning Yimeng's photos, his parents attacked Jiang Wei again. The men's and women's doubles asked him questions like a cannonball. Go out and sleep in the last life!

The next day is New Year's Eve.

Jiang Wei called Shui Xin early in the morning, and reported the out-of-control situation on his side to the commander in a low voice. Shui Xin nodded on the other end of the phone and said, "Then let's do it, let them think it's cute." Meng is me, anyway, just use mine when trying to prove it!"

"Eh? Why do you still have to ask for a certificate?" Jiang Wei looked confused. According to the current situation, the parents are not pushing so hard anymore, maybe they won't be able to reach the step of asking for a certificate at all!

"Brother Jiang, don't forget that we are helping each other. I will help you deal with your mother. In return, you must argue with me!" Emboldened.

But Jiang Wei couldn't hear this, he just nodded dumbly, thinking that what he said seemed to make sense, after all, help can't be for nothing, even if he hired a girlfriend, he would still have to pay for it!He nodded and said yes, and discussed with the other party for a while, saying that he would report the situation at any time, and hung up the phone.

And the situation, it did happen.

Today's reunion dinner is scheduled to be eaten at Jiang Wei's house. The seven aunts and eight aunts will come over. During the whole day of preparing for the reunion dinner, mothers are all stars and stars. Jiang Wei is listening and thinking about paying taxes When Xin put on Ning Yimeng's clothes, she almost burst out laughing.But before he had time to laugh, his mother said to him: "How far have you two progressed? Why don't you take it home for a look during the Chinese New Year?"

Jiang Wei's face froze immediately, and he said he would ask, so he quickly slipped back to the room and went to call Shui Xin.

After explaining the situation on the phone, Shui Xin said that she would ask Mengmeng to fully cooperate, and emphasized again the matter of proof.Jiang Wei said that's good, then let Mengmeng come over.There was a rustling over there for a while, and then Shui Xin's voice said, "I'll call you later."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Wei was anxious in his heart. He is not good at lying, and he even told such a big lie. He was very afraid that the matter would be exposed, and he walked around the bedroom several times, feeling up and down in his heart. I also thought about what to do if Mengmeng didn't cooperate, and then I thought about how cotyledon would react if she found out.

Time became difficult, and his mother was urging him outside again, so he simply slipped out of the house as an excuse to go out for a walk.

Fortunately, when it was almost noon, Shui Xin called and said that Mengmeng had agreed to come to Jiang Wei's hometown this afternoon, and Shui Xin herself would follow. Jiang Wei said how would he explain it? Xin said that she was looking for a hotel outside to stay and would not go to his house.Jiang Wei felt that it was not good to be like this during the New Year's Eve. Everyone sacrificed the time to reunite with their families, so how could they stay in a hotel alone?So he said that he would ask Miss Liu if he could take her in.He and Liu Li, who was the blind date arranged by his mother before, have always had some contact. During the New Year, Liu Li also went home and lived next door to them.

Shui Xin on the other end of the phone was originally reluctant, but when she heard that Liu Li was living next door to Jiang Wei's house, she immediately changed her tone and repeatedly asked Jiang Wei to persuade Liu Li.

Ever since, Jiang Wei called Liu Li again.

After listening to the ins and outs, Liu Li agreed without saying anything. Ning Yimeng and the others arrived in the afternoon, and Liu Li even took the initiative to find Jiang Wei, and the two went to the station to pick him up.

A few women met, and Jiang Wei was reduced to a background of human flesh again.

He heard a few women chirping, although they were all in Chinese, he didn't understand a single word. Finally, when he got to the door of the house, Liu Li said something to him that he could understand.

Liu Li said, "Shui Xin and I will go to your house for a while."

This is great, Mother Jiang came to open the door as soon as she heard the sound, and without waiting for Jiang Wei to refuse, three women entered the room, and the original three women playing a game changed into four women playing mahjong.

Jiang Wei couldn't leave even if he wanted to, and was ordered by his mother to serve tea and water to "feed the pigs" and "buy horses". It's time for the reunion dinner.

Miss Liu and Shui Xin went back next door, and Ning Yimeng stayed with Jiang Wei for the reunion dinner.

He looked at his mother's eyes when she looked at Ning Yimeng, thinking that it would be great if the person sitting here was Cotyledon.However, if it was replaced by cotyledons, it is estimated that my mother would not have the eyes she has now.

Jiang Wei was a little sad, surrounded by an inexplicable sense of loss, he had to admit that in the past two days since he came back, he had been thinking about Feng Ziye all the time, seeing his mother busy in the kitchen, he felt that if Ziye would not mess up the kitchen It’s so messy; watching Dad drinking tea while reading the newspaper, he thinks that if Cotyledon is old, it’s probably like this, but I guess Cotyledon’s words should be brushing pads; watching a few women playing mahjong, he feels that Cotyledon will definitely not Force him to participate, but let him do what he wants to do...

Ouch, it's too bad, the more Jiang Wei thought about it, the more he couldn't take it anymore, he began to regret that he didn't try his best to persuade Ziye to go home with him, he began to think what is Ziye doing now?Probably having dinner with the adventurous duo?The cotyledons are so gentle, could the adventure have already pressed the cotyledons against the wall and kissed them?No, no, how could Coach Li do such a thing? Not everyone is like him...so...perverted.

The author has something to say:

"Feeding pigs" and "buying horses" are Sichuan dialects,

Feeding pigs probably means that you don’t play mahjong yourself, and pay money with someone who is playing mahjong, winning and losing half

Buying a horse is probably a bet on who wins, and it means getting money if the bet is correct

The sad author Jun found that he could not find a national common vocabulary to replace these two words, and exposed the geographical attributes hhhhhhhQAQ