Beat the monster and send it to debut!

On the big screen, a romantic scene is being staged.

The escaped Lao Jie ran around in the shopping mall like a headless chicken, tears of humiliation rolled down his cheeks, he couldn't help asking himself: If he ran away like this, what face would he have to see Brother Yong in the future?

Brother Yong was murdered by someone, but he ran away. He pretended to turn around and save others, but he could deceive others but not himself.

He's just a shameful deserter.

Because of fear, he left his best friend behind and ran away in a hurry, like a dog.

No, not even a dog would do that, because dogs are loyal.

Lao Jie stopped in his tracks and looked back at the way he had come.

Brother Yong is at the entrance of the gymnasium on the fourth floor. Going back now may be in time to save someone.

But maybe, that terrible woman was just waiting there, waiting for him to throw herself into the trap.

To go, or not to go?

Lao Jie was caught in the struggle of his soul, and the scenes of getting along with Brother Yong kept coming to his mind: the first meeting downstairs in the freshman dormitory, skipping classes together and going to the Internet cafe to cheat, being dragged by Brother Yong Go to the gym and work out together...

Everything in the past condensed too many memories belonging to the two of them.

There have been quarrels, calling each other idiots; there have been selling teammates, laughing and watching gay friends give away heads in the game;

Good friends, forever!

Lao Jie wiped his face vigorously: Do it, work hard!Even if we die, we must die together!

Having made up his mind, Lao Jie sneaked back to the fourth floor with the determination to die.

Fortunately, the woman named Yushui had already left, leaving only Brother Yong, who was foaming at the mouth, lying dead on the ground.

Lao Jie's mind went blank, and he rushed forward and slapped Brother Yong on the face: "Brother Yong, wake up! Wake up!"

He tried Brother Yong's breathing, and then sat down on the ground.

Brother Yong lost his temper!

How to do?

By the way, artificial respiration!Can artificial respiration!

Lao Jie desperately recalled what the teacher taught in class, and independently performed artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary resuscitation for Brother Yong. While doing it, tears could not stop streaming down his face.

survive!Brother Yong!As long as you survive!Please come alive!

Maybe it's because God couldn't bear to see this pair of good friends separated by yin and yang. Under Lao Jie's desperate efforts, Brother Yong coughed a few times and slowly woke up.

"Sister Yushui...fuck, Old Jie? You...my ribs seem to be broken." Brother Yong felt a sharp pain in his chest and was suffocated for a while.

Lao Jie burst into tears with a "wow", hugged Brother Yong, and wailed: "Brother Yong, you are not dead, you are not dead! That's great!"

Brother Yong was stunned for a moment, feeling dazed as he was hugged tightly by his roommate.

But this feeling, isn't it bad?

"It's okay, I was just..." Brother Yong swallowed the word "shocked" and stammered, "I was attacked by an evil spirit."

"I knew that woman was not a good person!" Lao Jie said through gritted teeth.

"You're talking nonsense! Sister Yushui is a good person!" Brother Yong immediately defended the goddess in his heart.

Lao Jie was furious: "You still protect her until now! Maybe she and that ghost are in the same gang!"

Brother Yong said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about! Sister Yushui is not that kind of person!"

"Hehe, if she's a good person, now it's my turn to rescue you and give you artificial respiration! Why don't you see where she is now?" Lao Jie said angrily.

"Human...artificial respiration?" Brother Yong finally came to his senses, what the hell, just now he was half asleep and half awake, it was his good friend Lao Jie who gave him artificial respiration!

——It turned out that it wasn't Yushui's sister's lips... Thanks to him, he was flirting for a long time!

But Lao Jie's lips are quite soft.Brother Yong stared blankly for a long time, then slapped himself suddenly, wow, what are you thinking!

"Let's hurry up and save Sister Yushui, she must have been attacked by an evil spirit just now, and I don't know where she was taken now." Brother Yong said resolutely.

Lao Jie's eyes are almost dying, and he has worked so hard to save Jiyou, who is a love-minded, full of thoughts about a woman of unknown origin.

"I think you are fascinated by this woman!" Lao Jie said maliciously.

"What do you think of her? How did Sister Yushui offend you?" Brother Yong said displeased.

As he said that, Brother Yong glared at Old Jie viciously, but suddenly saw tears in Jiyou's eyes.He was dumbfounded and stared blankly at Lao Jie.

Lao Jie didn't know what was going on. At this moment, the anger in his heart was far greater than the grievance. He felt worthless for himself and brother Yong. Their love was more than that of Jin Jian's brotherhood. After a few words the woman fell apart.

Damn why?

Brother Yong looked at the water in Lao Jie's eyes, and a thought flashed through his mind like a bolt from the blue.

Old Jie doesn't like him, does he?

At this moment, Jiexue barrage popped out of Yongge's mind crazily: Jiege, don't want it!

………………

——What is this movie made of, why do I have to watch two men doing artificial respiration on the big screen?It takes several minutes to do it?How does this plot contribute to the overall story?What about the hero and heroine?Isn't this a love movie?

In the auditorium, Yan Changsheng, who had watched the teaching demonstration of the wrong artificial respiration for men for several minutes with a blank face, was filled with question marks in his mind and felt a little hot in his eyes.

Give this movie a bad review with a trumpet later!Yan Changsheng thought angrily, he definitely didn't want to vent his anger on someone who ran away after flirting and now disappeared without a trace.

Seeing that artificial respiration was still going on, Yan Changsheng stood up unbearably, looked around the theater, and found that everyone was asleep.

His cousin Tina tilted her head and leaned against Xia Yuqin, like two small animals warming each other, while the other girl named Yushui was gone, as if a man was missing.

It seems that this love movie is really rotten. The people present either fell asleep or ran away.

Yan Changsheng didn't plan to watch it anymore, he would really wonder how this movie passed the review.

So he walked towards the exit of the theater and decided to go out to find Yiqiu.

When he catches someone, he wants to see what excuses and reasons this guy can find to prevaricate him!

snort!

………………

At this very moment, Yiqiu, who ran away after teasing, was grinning grinningly, blocking the door in the men's room.

A ghost with two mustaches huddled under the sink tremblingly, holding its head, like a guest who went to massage and wash his feet and was suddenly sanctioned.

Yiqiu: "Do you know you're wrong?"

Mustache: "I know, I know!"

Yiqiu: "Oh, then tell me, what's wrong?"

Mustache: "Everything is wrong!"

Yiqiu: "Small cleverness is pretty good at playing tricks. But I think your strength is very good."

Mustache: "That's that, I'm... ah no, ghost, I'm so worthless, I'm not worth mentioning, just let me go like a fart!"

Yiqiu looked at the ghost silently, feeling that this guy's painting style is really different.

Yiqiu: "Okay, I'm not a devil after all, I like to convince people with (physical) physics. Tell me, why do you do this kind of thing in the movie theater? Do you know that you draw the audience to The act of asking them to perform in horror movies is likely to be sued for infringement by some infinite streaming works in the literary city next door?"

Mustache: "Hey, I've really thought about this issue! But I'm dead, they have the ability to catch me to the dock of the court! It's okay to lose money, I'll give Ming coins! Start with [-] million!"

This shameless painting style left Yiqiu speechless.

Talking nonsense, he suddenly sighed: "Hey, I am also a hard-fated person. I wanted to be an actor since I was a child, and I went to the film and television academy for an interview. When the teacher saw me, he asked me to transfer to the director department, saying that I had never been an actor in my life. I went to the director department, studied hard, and finally graduated. I licked investors and actors everywhere, licked too hard, and cirrhosis of the liver every day with drinking and laughing. In the end, I was stunned and filmed one after another. Later, the coal bosses didn’t want to invest in me anymore.”

After hearing this, Yiqiu even felt a little sympathetic to the coal boss. His money didn't just come from the wind.

"Later, I finally got a very good script. It was really a great script. I licked and licked and licked everywhere, and finally I licked the investors and actors. But before the filming was finished, a fire broke out on the set, and I was shot. burned."

Yiqiu: ...

"After being burned to death, I became a ghost, floating around, not knowing where to go. Later, I came to this movie theater and wanted to continue making movies. Because I died, I had some special abilities. So it's what you see. Isn't it exciting?" Bazihu ​​smiled.

Yi Qiu pondered for a while: "You are quite open-minded."

Mustache: "Oh, that's the most inconspicuous of my many advantages."

The corner of Yiqiu's mouth twitched, and he managed to exaggerate, he was really out of breath!

Looking at the smug look on the mustache's face, Yi Qiu raised his eyebrows and asked straightforwardly: "Tell me, how did you come up with this immersive movie? Who helped you?"

The mustache was stunned for a moment, and his face turned pale: "No, no, no, no one can help me! I made it up by myself!"

Yi Qiu sneered: "You think I'll believe it?"

The mustache looked flattering: "That's necessary, you don't look very smart... Ah no, I mean, you are smart, wise, and powerful, and you will definitely believe me, a good ghost who is honest and trustworthy!"

Yiqiu: ...

I don't know why, but when talking to this guy, it's always easy to get angry.

Yiqiu: "If you don't tell the truth, then I have to teach you a little lesson."

Saying so, Yi Qiu began to untie the enchanted belt, ready to torture him.

The mustache was stunned for a moment, and immediately screamed: "Don't, don't, although I don't have any integrity, I can't do this kind of thing! Swear to the death not to make dirty deals, protect my pure PY!"

Yiqiu:? ? ?

Think too much!He has no lower limit and doesn't want to anal such a male ghost with hot eyes!

After this ghost is dealt with, he will go back to Yan Changsheng to wash his eyes, that will be called beauty and prosperity!

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Yiqiu: Defeat ghosts with sincerity, convince people with (physical) reasoning, no deception!