Beat the monster and send it to debut!

"Stop! Why are you running! Aren't you a ghost!" Xia Yuqin shouted angrily.

"Ah? Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I forgot that I'm dead again." Lin Jincheng was confused for a while, then stopped in a daze, and looked back.

That monster, which looked like a combination of reptiles and insects, made the Sanan value crazy, and rushed towards them dragging dirty blood all over the ground.

Lin Jincheng's ghostly brain froze for about ten seconds, and then let out a shrill scream again: "Ghost——!!!"

Tina:? ? ?

Xia Yuqin: ...

"Aren't you a ghost yourself? Why are you still afraid of ghosts?" Tina asked panting while running.

"You're still human, aren't you also afraid of bad people?" Lin Jincheng asked aggrievedly.

Tina found it difficult to refute for a while, and even felt that what he said was very reasonable, so she wanted to give him a thumbs up.

"What should we do now?" Xia Yuqin asked.

"Run first!" Tina gritted her teeth.

"I'm just a beauty blogger, and I make a living by selling beauty products... I'm sorry, I'm really useless QAQ" Lin Jincheng said with a sad face.

There is another beauty counter tens of meters ahead, Tina had an idea, pointed to it and said, "Try selling products to it!"

Xia Yuqin: "Good idea!"

Lin Jincheng: "Ah? How can this work?"

Tina: "A dead horse is treated like a living horse. If it doesn't work out, you just disappear! Let's keep running!"

Lin Jincheng: "...Let me try."

As soon as the words fell, Lin Jincheng rushed into the beauty counter, picked up a lipstick and said loudly: "Brother in front, have you seen this lipstick! This is the most popular Barbie color nowadays! Only the fairest skin, the most beautiful color The most shining value, just like the heroine in the Disney live-action movie, the color of HOLD is perfect! Vulgar fans may not be able to, but your goddess will definitely be able to!”

Following Lin Jincheng's sonorous and forceful tone, the familiar shopping BGM sounded again, making Tina and Xia Yuqin stop in their tracks.

The deformed monster that was chasing also stopped, and lay down in front of the beauty counter, listening carefully, observing carefully, and even making impulsive purchases.

I saw the monster took out a mobile phone with his hands like ooze: "I bought it, how do I pay?"

Lin Jincheng smiled and handed out his QR code: "Please scan here. I will pack the product for you."

After packing in a hurry, the monster had a beautiful little bag in his pocket and showed a sinister smile: "Okay, I've finished buying, I'm going to continue chasing you!"

Xia Yuqin and Tina's expressions changed drastically, and they were about to run away again.

"Wait a minute! I have another product I want to recommend to you! It's a perfect match with this lipstick number!" Lin Jincheng grimaced, and continued his sales work, "Look at this blush... ... (a thousand words are omitted below)"

"Bought it."

"Looking at this eyeshadow palette... (a thousand words are omitted below)"

"Bought it."

"Learn about the latest liquid foundation... (a thousand words are omitted below)"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

The corners of Tina and Xia Yuqin's mouths twitched as they watched from the sidelines. There was a hint of absurdity in this scene of horror, a touch of humor in the absurdity, and a touch of horror in the humor—a male teller with gaudy make-up was giving a deformed and distorted The monster (male) Amway beauty makeup product, the other party actually bought it all, and was so addicted that he forgot to chase and kill work.

What can they say?

Lin Jincheng is awesome!

In the bustling shopping atmosphere, a familiar voice came from above their heads: "Oh, so you are here. I have been looking for you for a long time!"

The rainwater jumped upside down from the handrail of the corridor on the second floor, and fell lightly in front of the monster.

The monster turned pale with fright, and stopped in the process of paying, and ran away in a hurry.

"Stop! I let you run away just now, and I will never let you go this time! Obediently accept my justice!" Yushui became agitated, leaned over and pulled away the chair under Lin Jincheng's buttocks, "Lend me the chair Let's go."

"Ah...Okay." Lin Jincheng, who was sitting on the ground, replied blankly, and watched his colleague take a chair and fight the monster.

Monster: "Oh, little ancestor, didn't you just borrow a horror look from you? As for chasing me?"

Yushui: "I don't care, we girls are narrow-minded, and girls who become ghosts are even more cautious! This is a scary shape that I finally came up with, and you just copied it! If I don't hit you, why don't I still applaud you?" ah!"

Monster: "Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong, oh, it hurts, it hurts, you hit too hard! The stool was broken by you!"

Yushui: "Our boss said that dealing with enemies is as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves! That's how he beat me before!"

Monster: "...Damn, what kind of rubbish boss!"

Yushui: "I don't allow you to say that about him! Just be lucky, glad you met me. If our boss was here, you would have been beaten to death on the spot by him in the first minute of your appearance!"

The monster was beaten up, and he was beaten back into a human form from a distorted horror shape. He looked like a young man with a pair of funny mustaches on his mouth. He was lying on the ground trembling. The product fell all over the place.

"Don't play, don't play, slip away!" The mustache ghost couldn't stand it anymore, and disappeared in front of the rain in a few wisps of smoke.

"Ah! Run away!" Yushui threw down the chair angrily.

Xia Yuqin wiped off her cold sweat: "Finally ran away, it was quite scary."

Tina was still in shock: "Will it come back?"

Lin Jincheng looked at the money transferred in from his mobile phone, and said quietly: "I kind of hope that he will come back, I still have a few products to Amway for him."

Yu Shui snorted, picked up the beauty products left behind by the ghost, packed them together, and put them on himself: "It's all mine, this is the mental damage fee!"

A few people were speechless: You don't look like you have any mental damage, but that monster really needs the mental damage fee.

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"Phew, you made me escape." The ghost director, who played the scary wraith in person, wiped off his cold sweat and crawled out of the big screen.

Looking up, he saw someone in the seat waving at him.

ah?What's going on, why is there someone awake in this theater?

Director Ghost stared at the handsome man waving at him in bewilderment, his eyes suddenly stuck to the sleeping man beside him.

"Yan Changsheng!!!" Ghost Director uttered an excited cry, and flew towards Yan Changsheng.

Yi Qiu, who was beckoning for him to come over for a talk, was stunned for a moment, and then stomped the ghost director into the ground: "Keep your voice down, I'm asleep!"

Director Ghost crawled out from the ground next to him like a gopher: "It's Yan Changsheng alive!!!"

Yiqiu kicked this ghost's head down again: "Keep your voice down!"

Ghost Director drilled his head again from another angle: "I have always had a dream, the dream that Yan Changsheng can be my number one male!"

Yiqiu stepped on it again, forcing his protruding ghost head back into the ground: "Then you dare to dream and think."

"Let me meet Yan Changsheng! I want to invite him to take part in the show!" Ghost Director insisted.

"I've seen the movie, just your rubbish script and rubbish production, don't even think about it, our parents don't accept bad movies." Yi Qiu kicked the ghost director back.

"Let me try! I can convince him!" Director Ghost persisted.

"Farewell, let me convince you first, using physical methods." Yiqiu kicked again.

Yan Changsheng, who was leaning on Yiqiu's shoulder, muttered, woke up in a daze, yawned and rubbed his eyes: "Is the movie over?"

Yi Qiu smiled and held Yan Changsheng's hand: "Not yet, why don't you sleep for a while?"

While saying this, he stepped on the ghost, and the ghost director tried to show his head, but Yi Qiu stomped his foot back precisely, without even letting him squeak.

"Already awake, I seem to have heard who you were talking to just now?" Yan Changsheng asked, feeling Yi Qiu holding his hand, he couldn't help but blush.

"I just answered a call." Yi Qiu explained.

"In the middle of the night, who called?" Although Yan Changsheng had just woken up, he was not easy to fool.

"Uh... salesman."

"It's late at night, what salesman will call?" Yan Changsheng looked suspicious.

Yiqiu broke into a cold sweat, why is Yan Changsheng so sharp!This logic is so clear that it is difficult to make excuses!

No, I want to find a way to shut down his brain.

Yi Qiu then laughed, leaned over and blew in his ear: "Do you really want to know?"

Yan Changsheng's ears burned immediately, and he said firmly, "Say it."

Out of the corner of Yi Qiu's gaze, he caught a glimpse of Ghost Director's ready-to-move head. In order to prevent Yan Changsheng from seeing it, Yi Qiu made a quick decision, touched Yan Changsheng's cheek with his hand, and told him to turn his face away.

The two looked at each other, and Yiqiu smiled slightly: "Selling sex toys."

Yan Changsheng:! ! !

Seeing Yan Changsheng whose face was so hot that he could fry an egg, Yiqiu's smile became more and more cheerful: "But I refused. There is a handsome and lively guy sitting next to me. What kind of sex toys do you want?"

Yan Changsheng:? ? ?

"You mean, I equate sex toys with sex toys?" Yan Changsheng looked unhappy.

"Uh... that's not what I meant." Yiqiu broke out in a cold sweat.

"Then what do you mean?" Yan Changsheng narrowed his eyes and asked.

From the corner of Yiqiu's sight, he saw the sneaky figure again, frantically hinting his existence to Yan Changsheng.

Yi Qiu's heart thumped: "You close your eyes."

Yan Changsheng was startled, his cold handsome face flushed again, and he whispered "Don't be a fool", and actually closed his eyes.

What not to play tricks, just to play tricks!

Seeing that Yan Changsheng had really closed his eyes, Yi Qiu immediately grabbed the director ghost, dragged the ghost with one hand, and tiptoed straight to the corridor outside the theater.

After more than ten seconds, Yan Changsheng, who had not moved for a long time, opened his eyes, and was stunned to find that Yiqiu beside him was gone.

Yan Changsheng: ……………

What about the hinted kiss?Why did everyone run away? !

Looking at the big screen again, in a good love movie, a muscular man is lying unconscious on the ground, and another tall and thin boy is crying and giving him artificial respiration, crying "Brother Yong, don't Die, wake up."And the surrounding moviegoers have all fallen asleep.

Yan Changsheng fell into the confusion of life.

I always feel that something is not right, but I can't tell. This feeling is really subtle.

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Yan Changsheng: What about kissing? ? ?

Yiqiu: slipped away.

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Put two brain holes that you want to write and ask for advance receipt, come to the column to poke a favorite~

NO.1 "I have a koi mobile phone"

Qiu Yi is a non-chief whose lucky value has fallen below the alphabet. One day he bought himself a new mobile phone with an artificial intelligence system "Koi 101".

From then on, he upgraded his takeaway to a deluxe package for free, won a ten-day trip to Europe with his charging phone card, and searched for cats in his browser. The next day a chinchilla appeared at his door asking for adoption.

The koi mobile phone even sent him a job task: [Now there is a lucky son of mankind in the future, a genius scientist, and an overbearing president who monopolizes countless patents. He needs you, a life assistant who may not be of much use. Hurry up and apply for it! 】

[Mission success: reward boyfriend X1; mission failure: confiscate the koi mobile phone. 】

Qiu Yi: In order to continue to be a European emperor, I, I, I will not be a straight man anymore!

But when he came to the genius scientist, he gradually discovered...

This system seems to be exclusively customized by the big boss, and played by real people? !

Qiu Yi: I really can't be a straight man this time, huh.

Boss: Good boy, let me teach you the joy of being gay^_^

——Behind all the untraceable luck is the traceable carefulness of a scientific master.

——CP: Yan Guanyu, a genius scientist who carefully planned to pursue the male ticket career, x Qiu Yi, a little assistant who was arranged clearly.

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NO·2 "How can the president be too domineering"

An Luo, an ace secretary who specializes in rainbow farts, finally overturned in front of the boss.

An Luo, who was drunk, blew rainbow farts to the boss's boss for two hours, and then woke up, distraught and found that he had sex with the boss.

Overlord: I didn't expect you to like me so much. I'll give you a chance to make an exception and take care of you.

An Luo, a skilled rainbow fart professional, opened his mouth and came: The president is wise and powerful and I'm just a secretary, I'm not worthy!I will take the severance pay and get out obediently and never appear in front of you again!

Overlord: Hehe, you are sensible, but I never treat my lover badly. Your monthly salary will be doubled by ten times.

From An Luo's mouth: The president is really magnanimous. I offended you like this, and you gave me a raise. I will work hard and repay you with all my heart!

An Luo's heart: run away, you must run away!If you don't run away, you can play off!

[Half a year later, the wedding scene]

An Luo: It's impossible to run away, and it's impossible to run away in this life. You can only get married to make ends meet.In the end, I want to say that rainbow farts are good for a while, and rainbow farts are always good, but the butt hurts a bit.

Overlord: It's because you haven't developed the skill of rainbow farts in bed. Continue to study tonight.

An Luo: 0(:3)～_(:3」∠)_

—— CP: The neurotic happy to commit the domineering president Huang Chenfei X inertial rainbow fart play off player An Luo

——The title was chosen by my friend Qi Huan.