Beat the monster and send it to debut!

Yiqiu received a call from Baby, this is a new thing!

His baby is obsessed with staying at home, living a happy cat life with smart TV, mobile phone and IPAD, and doesn't bother to pay attention to his hard-working master.

And he, a cat lover, wakes up early every morning to cook cat food for his baby, but buys his own breakfast at a roadside stall. Maybe I will be ordered by my colleagues from the "Environmental Sanitation Office".

He is really busy with multiple jobs, and urgently needs a few ghosts to adjust his life.

"Hey, baby, why did you remember to call me today? Did you run out of canned food at home? Or let me buy you some new cat teasers?" Yi Qiu asked in a sweet tone.

The black cat said coldly: "The TV is broken, buy a new one."

Yiqiu was shocked: "Isn't it okay to fix it?"

The black cat was suspiciously silent for a while: "It can't be repaired."

Yi Qiu asked quietly: "What did you do at home behind my back while I was away?"

The black cat played stupidly: "How do I know, it fell from the wall by itself and almost hit me!"

Yiqiu understood, it must be his baby who took down the TV hanging on the wall and smashed it when he was jumping up and down at home.

This illustrates a problem.

His baby is fat.

With tears in his eyes, Yiqiu said, "Honey, are you getting fat again?"

The black cat yelled angrily: "You think I'm fat?!"

Yiqiu beeped softly: "I don't dislike it, although, but... getting fat is not good for your health."

The black cat hung up the phone angrily, and threatened him that if he didn't buy a new TV to go home, it wouldn't give him a character.

What else can Yiqiu do, of course choose to forgive it!

Fortunately, he was in Huanmao shopping mall right now, not far in front of him was a man in a panic with his pants up, and he was hysterically describing to the security guard that there was a gangster in the toilet secretly discussing murder with a horse boy, the security guard was speechless.

Security guard: "Manager Li, I know constipation is uncomfortable..."

Manager Li: "What does this have to do with constipation? No, how do you know I'm constipated?"

Security guard: "Uh, everyone knows this."

Manager Li: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[-]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[-]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a secret I've worked so hard to hide!"

Yiqiu suddenly felt guilty, could it be...

He covered his face, turned around and left. Anyway, the surveillance was ruined by the dolphin scream from the rain. Without surveillance, who would know that he was the culprit?

slip away!

………………

Yiqiu came to the electrical department of the shopping mall, but there were still few people here. There were more staff than customers, and they had no passion for work. They lazily watched the customers pass by here and headed to the dining area.

There is only one ghost, very passionate about work.

"Beauty, beauty, there are several great TV products on sale in our store. The 60-inch super-large curved screen originally cost 12888, but now it only costs 8888. If you round it up, it's free! Look at this ultra-thin curved screen, this It is the latest technology, the latest fashion, compared with ordinary LCD screens, this visual effect is simply amazing! Fashionable and most fashionable!" A young male ghost, holding a leaflet, chased a female customer all the way to introduce, with a sonorous and forceful tone , comes with exciting BGM.

The beauty was chatting and laughing with her friends, unaware that she was being chased by a salesman who quickly walked away.

The salesman stood there dejectedly, looked at the electrical appliance store behind him, and then at the flyer in his hand, his back slightly hunched, as if he was very tired.

Soon, another male customer came over and walked into the electrical appliance store. The salesman suddenly became bloody again, and a drifter came to the customer, introduced passionately, and his tone came with BGM: "This boss, home Do you know about the TV? Our store has a new model, 4K ultra-clear picture quality, 86-inch giant LCD screen, which is equivalent to four 4-inch TVs. It is placed in the living room. There are cards! What is the card, the card is the soul of a man! A man can lose his career and his wife, but a man cannot lose the card!!!”

It's a pity that this male customer doesn't have yin and yang eyes, and he didn't get the Amway card. He chatted with his friends on his mobile phone, walked around the electrical appliance store and left.

The salesman also looked at his mobile phone and found that he was watching TV on Taobao. He yelled angrily, and rushed to the staff of the electrical appliance store: "This big brother is going to buy a TV! Stop chatting, and recommend it quickly." Take a look! Target customers, key targets, are you blind!"

It's a pity that the other shop assistants couldn't hear the ghost at all, so they could chat happily on their own.

Clerk A: "I heard that A Lin in your store had an accident, is it true?"

Clerk B looked around and whispered in her ear, "Don't tell me, our boss won't let us talk nonsense."

Clerk A: "Is something really wrong? What's the matter?"

Clerk B lowered his voice: "Dead!"

Clerk A was shocked: "Dead?!"

Clerk B: "Isn't it? I don't know why, I don't know why, there was a car accident, the car suddenly lost control and hit a tree, and then the car exploded! Several passers-by were injured, and they were burnt and hospitalized, and the others disappeared immediately. "

Clerk A: "He's young, he can't think of..."

Clerk B: "Poor his wife. Her husband died just after giving birth. Now she is forced by a group of people to pay for medical expenses. She doesn't know what to do by herself. She was so anxious that she almost jumped off the building with the child in her arms."

Clerk A: "This is too pitiful."

Clerk B: "Isn't it? During the past six months that Alin worked in our store, you can see how serious he is. The boss doesn't give him more commission, and now he doesn't help when something happens. Hey..."

The two shop assistants sighed.

The salesman who had been beaten up just now was listening to their conversation in a daze.

Slowly, he sat down by the wall, curled up between his knees, and hugged his head.

Yiqiu was standing not far away, his gaze fell on the salesman.

Recently, at night, car accident, explosion... These keywords reminded Yiqiu of the news he saw in Moments. It is said that the driver who died on the spot was a salesman in a shopping mall. It seems that this is the ghost.

Yiqiu thought for a while and walked into the electrical appliance store.

"I want to buy a TV, do you have any recommendations?" Yi Qiu asked the clerk.

The two clerks stopped whispering, looked at Yiqiu, and happily introduced the product to the handsome guy, but it sounded unprofessional and far-fetched. They didn't even ask Yiqiu's detailed needs, but inquired about his needs. no girlfriend.

They want to sell blind dates more than TV sets.

Yiqiu glanced at the salesman in the corner, wiped his face, and stood up with renewed vigor: "You are introducing products blindly again! Take a good look at what kind of TV this customer wants to buy, whether it is for the living room or not. Put it in the bedroom? Hang it or put it up? Do you want the cost-effective one or the latest one? How many meters is the distance from the sofa to the TV? What is the budget? You should ask clearly!"

Yiqiu said to the female salesperson, talking to himself: "I'm going to buy a TV to put in the living room. The distance from my sofa to the TV is about three and a half meters, but I like a bigger screen, and the picture quality is not high. Look at it and recommend it. The budget should be within 8000."

The salesman suddenly became bloody, and the exciting BGM of the surrounding sales scene sounded again: "Come on, sir, don't miss it when you pass by, raise your head immediately, and look at this big TV! The 65-inch big screen, 4K ultra-clear picture, decent style in the living room; Octavia dynamic technology, clear and smooth picture, unparalleled visual enjoyment! Equipped with Android system 11.0, intelligent voice remote control, all major platform APPs cooperate, new episodes at a glance, parents and girlfriends Don’t worry about chasing dramas with your mobile phone anymore! Today is today, today is today, and the discounted price is 8888! You won’t lose money if you buy it, and you won’t be fooled if you buy it! If you miss this village, there will be no such store!”

Fearing that Yiqiu wouldn't notice the TV he was talking about, the salesman simply switched on the TV.

The salesperson who was introducing his niece to Yiqiu was startled, and quickly picked up the remote control to turn off the TV.

"Why does this TV turn on by itself?" Yi Qiu asked knowingly.

The salesperson laughed dryly: "Maybe there is a wiring problem with this model."

Yiqiu: "Oh~ then I can't buy this one."

The salesperson changed the subject: "Let's take a look at this one. This one is also selling well in our store."

The salesman was so angry that he jumped his feet: "This is a common online and offline model, and it is cheaper online. If you sell this to others, you will not go online to search for prices! How can this be sold? Are you stupid? !"

Yiqiu rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone and searched: "This one seems to be sold cheaper online, it's 500 short."

The salesperson looked embarrassed, and the salesman sighed and turned on the TV again, trying to divert attention from the topic.

Yiqiu pointed to the TV that suddenly turned on again, and asked, "Why does this TV always have crossed wires? There must be a problem with the quality."

The salesperson hurried to turn it off, but the TV seemed to have something to do with her. As soon as she turned it off, it turned on automatically, and finally the salesperson couldn't bear to pull out the plug.

Yiqiu looked at the TV, rubbed his chin, and said, "This prototype is not very good, but it doesn't matter, someone in my family can repair electrical appliances, please sell it to me at a discount."

Salesperson: "...I have to ask the store manager for instructions."

Ten minutes later, Yiqiu bought the "broken" prototype at a 10% discount, and was very happy.

The salesperson goes to develop>

Yi Qiu said calmly, "Thank you for your help."

The salesman said angrily, "You use me!"

Yi Qiu blinked.

The salesman suddenly realized something was wrong: "No, you can see me?!"

Yiqiu: "Yes, what else?"

The sales ghost jumped three feet high: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yiqiu made a silent gesture, and asked in a gentle tone: "Comrade, the offline electrical appliance store is not worth your life. No matter how well you do, it is worth a monthly outstanding employee. Are you willing to change your career? Sell ​​(fill in the blank today) online?"

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There is a prize quiz, what exactly does Yiqiu want the salesman to sell?

If you guessed right, I will give you a red envelope~