Beat the monster and send it to debut!

"Morning, is Mr. Yan up yet?" In the morning, Yiqiu finished cooking cat food and came to Yan Changsheng's house.

Lu Jie's face was heavy: "No."

Yi Qiu was surprised: "It's already nine o'clock, and he's still asleep?"

Lu Jie nodded sadly: "He played games last night and didn't go to sleep until two o'clock."

Yi Qiu asked strangely, "How do you know?"

Lu Jie covered his face: "Because I was the one who brought him up."

Yiqiu looked at him sympathetically: "So you have to bring a vegetable to score in the middle of the night, and get up early in the morning to bring him breakfast?"

Lu Jie didn't feel anything: "Hey, it's work. Besides, Mr. Yan finally has a vacation recently, let him sleep late."

Yi Qiu squinted at him: "That's not what you said a few days ago, you said that you will help him adjust his schedule recently."

Lu Jie: "Uh, after all, Mr. Yan works very hard, and he went to bed late yesterday..."

Yi Qiu sighed, sometimes the assistant is too gentle is also a problem.

He is different, he is a spicy assistant.

Yi Qiu opened Yan Changsheng's bedroom door, and pulled open the closed blackout curtains. Sunlight instantly flooded into the dark room. Yan Changsheng, who was under the quilt, grumbled dissatisfiedly, and resolutely covered his head with the quilt.

How could Yiqiu let him get what he wanted?He grabbed the quilt and shook it vigorously.

Now there is only one half-naked sexy handsome guy left on the bed.

Yan Changsheng opened his eyes in despair, and asked feebly, "What time is it?"

"It's [-]:[-] Beijing time. Your loyal assistant Yiqiu is serving you. Would you like to eat first or brush your teeth first?" Yiqiu asked with a smile on his face.

"I'm sorry..."

Yan Changsheng was talking, but was interrupted by Yi Qiu: "Okay, you chose to brush your teeth first, then please get up from the bed immediately, go to the bathroom to brush your teeth and wash your face, breakfast is ready for you."

Yan Changsheng: ...

Ten minutes later, Yan Changsheng sat at the dining table eating breakfast with a blank face, angry for getting up.Looking up at the cracked ceiling, his air pressure is even lower

Yi Qiu sat opposite him, looking at him with a smile.

"Recently, I took a new job." Yiqiu said.

Yan Changsheng looked up at him, then turned to ask Lu Jie: "Does our company allow employees to work part-time outside?"

Lu Jie thought for a while: "I'm not sure about this, I have to ask Brother Hong."

Xia Hongyun got through on the phone, and Lu Jie asked: "Brother Hong, Mr. Yan asked if our studio allows employees to work part-time outside?"

Xia Hongyun: "Allow."

Yan Changsheng said sadly: "Add a rule that part-time jobs are not allowed, and those who violate it will be fired immediately."

He's going to fire this assistant who ruined the decoration of his home twice and picked him out of bed early in the morning!

Xia Hongyun's voice came from the phone, with a hint of helplessness: "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Jie whispered: "Master Yi picked up Teacher Yan from the bed this morning, and now he got up angry."

Xia Hongyun understood in seconds, and stood in line instantly.

Xia Hongyun said earnestly: "Changsheng, you must have a clear understanding of your position in our company."

Yan Changsheng asked in confusion, "Aren't I the boss?"

Xia Hongyun: "No, you are just a money-making tool with no emotions. Our entire studio makes a living by squeezing you."

Yan Changsheng:? ? ?

Xia Hongyun: "In order to squeeze you better, we have equipped you with an excellent assistant like Master Yi, who will not only catch demons and exorcise ghosts to help you solve the troubles around you, but also force you to go to bed early and get up early to eat on time to keep fit. Where can I find my assistant!"

Yan Changsheng: ...

After hanging up the phone, Yan Changsheng was thinking about life on the sofa.

People who think they are bosses are just miserable labor, with vicious overseers supervising their work.

Is he a miserable coal mine miner?Or American plantation slaves?

How could this be? !

Yan Changsheng's heart was ashamed, and Yiqiu, who had won a big victory in this "workplace struggle", poured him a glass of water with a smile: "Have you finished digesting? You can go to exercise after digesting, let me see Don't worry about your weight and body fat, after you finish this vacation, you will still be that handsome, unrestrained and well-built male god when you go out."

Yan Changsheng spoke stiffly; "I am now."

Yiqiu smiled and said, "Yes, yes, right now. You have fascinated one of my female employees recently, and now Yushui is chasing me for your autograph all day long."

Yan Changsheng said quietly: "She even pestered my cousin to ask for my autograph."

Yiqiu boasted: "Infinite charm, Yingdi Yan."

Yan Changsheng snorted lightly, with a look of naturalness on his face.

Yiqiu: "So you have to work harder when exercising."

Yan Changsheng: "..."

Yan Changsheng finally asked, "What new part-time job did you find?"

With a smile on his face, Yiqiu explained the ostensible responsibilities of the Sanitation Office: "A temporary worker in a small department, hanging under the Propaganda Office of the Queyue Citizens' Religion Committee, mainly promoting anti-feudal superstition."

Yan Changsheng looked at Yiqiu in horror, as if he saw a well-known magic stick swaggeringly appearing on TV programs to promote superstition.

The world is coming to an end!

Until Yiqiu left his house, Yan Changsheng was still thinking about life with a serious expression on his face.

Lu Jie couldn't help asking: "Are you really going to fire Master Yi?"

Yan Changsheng gritted his teeth and said, "No, now I want to see what else he can come up with!"

Lu Jie let out an "uh", he always felt that Yan Changsheng's mentality was very strange, sometimes he wished to fire Yiqiu on the spot, but he always felt that he seemed to care about Yiqiu's appearance.

I don't understand. I don't understand.

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After leaving Yan Changsheng's house, Yiqiu received Xia Yuqin's report on the company's situation this month. He read it in the taxi and highlighted the key points himself: Tina agreed to sign the contract, as a fashion consultant and a short video contract artist.Great, their company finally has a normal human newcomer!congratulations.

In addition, this month, the company has done several large-scale operation promotions for Yushui, so the expenses have increased, but the endorsement of Yushui is still in progress, so there is no actual income, and the company's financial situation is still not good.

Xia Yuqin also jokingly asked in WeChat, when will we catch more potential demons and goblins to work in the company?Preferably one that can be cashed out quickly.

Yi Qiu grimaced, yes, like Yan Changsheng, his boss is also a miserable labor force.

………………

Having nothing to do in the afternoon, Yiqiu went to the Huanmao shopping mall for a walk.

The shadow of the "jumping incident" that happened here a few days ago has not dissipated. In addition, it is a weekday afternoon, the shopping mall is deserted, and most of the staff are lazy, chatting in twos and threes.

The only one who is perseveringly introducing the electrical products in the store is not a person, but a ghost.

Yiqiu couldn't help but look at him more, and found that the ghost was chasing a few passing customers and talking about electrical products, but because none of the customers could hear him at all, so he walked over without squinting.

The ghost of the salesman was not discouraged, and quickly chased after the next customer: "It's a discount, it's a discount, let's find out about the home TV!"

Too bad no one could hear him.

Yi Qiu spontaneously felt a fear of being entangled by people selling gym cards, so he pretended that he didn't see anything, and went straight into the men's room in front.

There is a familiar "person" living in this men's room. I don't know how the ghost who peeped at the women's room before and was driven to the men's room by him is doing. Is he serving customers well?He wouldn't give it another chance to peek in the women's room again.

Yiqiu decided to check it out.

In the men's restroom.

Manager Li, a middle-aged man with a big belly was squatting on the toilet, while looking at his mobile phone, he relaxed his sphincter muscles, his face was heavy with pain, dignified, and concentrated. Then he took a deep breath and sank to his dantian.

As an experience in the planning department of the Huanmao Mall, Manager Li doesn’t like the staff toilets in the office area, because at this time, the lunch break staff go in and out of the toilet back and forth, making the whole toilet filled with the sound of footsteps, washing hands, and toilet flushing...

This seriously affects the mood of a constipated person.

So he chose to come to the toilet in the business area of ​​the shopping mall when there were few people at noon, and there was probably no one there.

This is very important. After all, as a manager, he doesn't want everyone to know that he starts every 10 minutes.

He needs a quiet, private, and safe environment.

But today, unfortunately, he heard the door of the men's room being opened, and someone came in.

A gentle male voice sounded: "Are you there?"

A panicked voice came from the cubicle next to Manager Li: "Yes, sir, why are you here?"

Manager Li was very puzzled. He had been squatting in the toilet for 10 minutes without finding anything. He didn't hear anyone coming into the toilet, so he went to the cubicle next to him?Did he come earlier than him?Then this person's constipation is really serious.

The new man said, "Let's see if you have kept our agreement."

The toilet cubicle door opened, as if someone came out of it, and fell to the ground with a "plop".

"Boss, boss, I have been diligent and conscientious recently, and I promise to complete the things you asked me to do!"

The man sneered and asked suspiciously, "Really? Are you sure?"

"Really, it's all true! How dare I lie to you?!"

Manager Li was shocked: What kind of development is this?Why does it sound wrong?Could it be that the boss of the gangster is inspecting Ma Zai's work?But how could they talk about things in the toilet?

The boss said meaningfully: "You know, what will happen to you if I find something wrong?"

Ma Zai knelt down and begged for mercy: "Boss! I really didn't! You know how afraid I am of death! How dare I be disobedient?"

The boss let out a chuckle: "It's good that you know, the 'people' I sent away are not just one or two."

Ma Zai apologized, said yes again and again, and began to praise the boss for his wisdom and martial arts.

Manager Li broke out in a cold sweat: This really is the gang boss and horse boy who has killed countless lives in his hands!He heard things he shouldn't have heard!

The boss chatted with Ma Zai for a few more words, and then left calmly. Before leaving, he reminded: "Remember your responsibilities!"

Ma Zai smiled apologetically: "Don't dare to forget, dare not forget, I will definitely do it well!"

The boss left, the toilet became quiet again, and Ma Zai returned to the toilet cubicle next to Manager Li, without saying a word.

Manager Li's back was soaked, and he realized that he might have heard some amazing conversations, and one of them was next door to him.

Why isn't this guy leaving?

Manager Li was deep in thought, not daring to move his body.

Suddenly, something rang in his mind: the pony next door entered the toilet earlier than him, so he must know that someone came to the toilet next door to him later!

Manager Li's breathing stopped for an instant.

This boy doesn't leave, is it because of...

Manager Li swallowed hard, his legs trembling, and he was typing carefully on his mobile phone, preparing to send a WeChat message for help to his colleagues.

Suddenly there was a light knocking sound from the next door.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk."

Manager Li's hairs exploded.

"Brother, do you want paper?"

As he said that, a roll of toilet paper was handed in through the gap under the compartment.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Manager Li, who had no time to fasten his trousers, rushed out of the toilet with his trouser belt in his hands, shouting all the way to the security guard.

Yiqiu, who had just finished inspecting the work of the male ghost and left the bathroom, stared blankly at a middle-aged man running away, and fell into deep confusion.

Why doesn't he wear pants properly?

So perverted.

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Yiqiu: Although I don't know what I did, it seems that everyone is very scared.

Everyone:…………