Beat the monster and send it to debut!

"Baby! I'm back! A lot happened today! Let me tell you about it!" Yiqiu finished his work today, returned home excitedly, and started sucking cats to replenish his energy.

The black cat was trying to lick its paws. It went out for a day, and finally came back by the bus. It also caught up with the rush hour, and almost squeezed this little kitten to death.

Hey, it's really tragic that even a cat has to be a social animal these days.

Yiqiu didn't know about his cat's itinerary today, and started counting reward points: "You enchanted my belt once, and it counts as 100 points. I don't use any charms, so I will count points after I use it up? I have completed the crew's haunting mission." , reward 1000 points, wow, my debt is now halved, and only 1000 points of debt are left!"

The black cat suddenly raised its head: "No! There are no 1000 points! You cheated!"

Yiqiu was at a loss: "Cheating?"

The black cat said: "You didn't kill the female ghost, you just caught a vixen, so I can only reward you with 500 points!"

Yi Qiu raised his eyebrows and asked back, "How do you know?"

Black Cat: "..." Not good, I slipped my tongue!

Yi Qiu lifted the black cat up: "Are you spying on me?"

Black Cat: "Damn it, you found out..."

Unexpectedly, Yiqiu didn't mean to blame it at all, and even hugged it and kissed his ear several times: "Oh, baby, if you were worried, I would have said it earlier, so honest! Baby, you are too cute !"

Black cat: Meow meow? ? ?

I almost forgot that this guy is a cat slave, and cats think everything is cute.

"But you can't renege on the agreed 1000 points, come on, I'll open a can for you!" Yiqiu said.

"Hmph, don't think you can bribe me with canned food." The black cat groaned for a while, then gave in.

So with the help of canned food, Yiqiu's debt was successfully reduced to 1000 points.

"Baby, come and tell me, what happened to Yan Changsheng and I in our previous lives?" Yi Qiu asked while lying on the ground, watching the cat eat canned food with his hands in his hands.

The black cat ate and drank, and pretended to be stupid: "What's going on, isn't it because you signed a contract in your previous life."

Yiqiu: "That's all?"

Black Cat: "Otherwise? Could it be that you were married in your previous life?"

Yi Qiu rubbed his chin: "It's pretty similar to the way he kissed me at that moment."

Black cat:  …

Yiqiu asked again: "We really have nothing else to do? Then what does he mean when he speaks flirtatiously to me? Is it flirtatious?"

Black cat: ......

Yiqiu thought about it again: "But he is still very handsome. Maybe he is handsome, and he will be forgiven for showing off a bit."

Black Cat: ……………

I feel sorry for Yan Changsheng.

Yiqiu thought about it for a long time, and felt that there was no need to be entangled in the past life. When he saw this ghost king version Yan Changsheng next time, he would just ask again.

But you still have to pretend.

Yiqiu sighed, and complained to the black cat: "Today, I was kissed three times by a man in 5 minutes, and he also said a lot of gay love words to me. I was a little traumatized, and I felt that I was not a straight man anymore."

Black Cat: =A=

Yiqiu: 0w0

The black cat who was eating was stared at by him: "Don't look at me! You have to stare at people when they eat, like a pervert!"

Yi Qiu said frankly, "I'm just a pervert."

Black Cat: "..."

Yi Qiu plausibly said: "What's wrong with the shit-shoveling officer watching his cat eat?"

Black Cat: "Hmph, pervert!"

Yiqiu smiled, his kitten was good at everything, but he was too shy.

Yiqiu said again: "I also shovel shit for you every day to study whether your poop is healthy or not!"

Black Cat: "Ahhh! You are still a human being! I am eating!"

Then Yiqiu was kicked out.

Of course, it wasn't that he was chased away because he disturbed the black cat's meal, but was assigned an important task: purchasing medicinal materials.

The black cat said that he was injured today. Although most of the injuries have been cured, if he does not recuperate, he may damage the foundation of his body.

Yiqiu dared not listen to the baby's words, and went out to buy medicine with the prescription list.

This is a cute cat who wants to make medicine for him!

It said it disliked him, but it wanted to boil medicine for him to heal his wounds!

He drank it no matter how bitter it was!

Black Cat: "I told you it's not boiling Chinese medicine, it's alchemy!"

Yiqiu: "It's all right, no problem, I'll eat all of them! This is the proof that you love me, baby! Wow!"

………………

"Park here, I'll go to the convenience store to buy something." Yan Changsheng said to his assistant Lu Jie.

"I'll go! In case someone recognizes you, Mr. Yan, you won't be able to get away for a while." Lu Jie said.

"It's okay, I'm wearing a mask." Yan Changsheng put on a mask and sunglasses, got out of the car and went to a convenience store on the side of the road.

The work is too tiring, and he can only buy some desserts, cola, and lemon tea that his manager forbids him to eat to maintain his life. Isn't he just going on the treadmill after eating? He can hold on!

Yiqiu got off the car half an hour ago. On the way from the film crew to Yan Changsheng's house, he happened to pass by Yiqiu's house on the way, and he happily enjoyed the "pick-up service".

Yan Changsheng looked at Yi Qiu's leaving back, and his mind was full of thoughts.

Although he is extremely stubborn in not believing in ghosts and gods, Yan Changsheng is a sensitive person most of the time.This may have something to do with his career. He often immerses himself in the role, trying to figure out a character's thoughts, so that he can perform the role to the greatest extent.

Yan Changsheng felt that he had fallen into a vortex that could not be explained by common sense.

For example, today's sudden lightning strike and power outage, and the blankness in his memory during this period of time.

When he woke up, he was actually kissing Yiqiu, and the kiss was so intoxicating and inseparable.

Yan Changsheng felt that he was no longer a straight man.

Confusion and headache are the only feelings he feels now.

Yiqiu...

Yan Changsheng recalled that before he left, Director Jiang held his hand and thanked his assistant Master Yi for his selfless help. In order to drive away the vixen, he recruited Tianlei.He wants to Amway this master to the whole world!

Yan Changsheng was already numb.

His psychological activities towards Yiqiu believers have changed from "another victim" to "another crazy one".

Yiqiu has this ability to make everyone other than him change from "Schrödinger's superstitious masses" to "unwavering superstitious masses".

Surrounded tightly by Master Yi's disciples, Yan Changsheng felt he couldn't breathe.

"Oh, good man, I see that your seal is flushed, your face is red, your ears are white, your eyes are shining, and there is a hint of joy. It seems that the red luan star is moving. Pindao is willing to make a divination for you. I don't know what you want?" A Taoist priest who was not very old came and looked at Yan Changsheng with a smile.

Yan Changsheng confirmed that he was wearing a mask and sunglasses.

So where did this Taoist see his face?

Sure enough, he is a liar!

"No, thank you." Yan Changsheng walked past the Taoist priest expressionlessly.

The Taoist priest was dumbfounded, a person with a red luan star has no interest in his marriage at all?This is not scientific... Bah, this is not superstitious!

After walking a few steps, Yan Changsheng suddenly stopped and turned around.

The Taoist was overjoyed, thinking that no one can be uninterested in their marriage.

Yan Changsheng took out his wallet, and gave the Taoist a few pieces of Grandpa Mao: "Here is the money, take it, don't come out and cheat."

Taoist priest:? ? ?

But those pink photos of Grandpa Mao impressed the Taoist priest, and he quickly took the money: "The poor Taoist Han Yang Shanmao Daxian Guanzhu, the Taoist of Wujie. Thank you for the kindness and kindness of this good believer. This is my Taoist certificate. "

Yan Changsheng looked at the Taoist certificate printed by the "Chinese Taoist Association" and fell into a long silence.

——It turns out that Taoist priests still have certificates.

——Is this actually a real Taoist priest?

Seeing that Yan Changsheng didn't say a word, the Taoist priest was a little uneasy, and thought that he had received several hundred yuan from him, and he didn't want to express it at all.

The Taoist thought for a while, and took out a grilled fish from his clothes: "Good man, do you eat fish?"

Yan Changsheng finally understood where the stains on his clothes came from!

"No, thank you." Yan Changsheng refused coldly.

At the same time, he refused to think about where the Taoist priest had hidden the grilled fish.

Seeing that he didn't want it, the Taoist happily licked the grilled fish with his tongue, took another bite, and immediately hid it back in his Taoist robe like a baby.

Yan Changsheng: ...

At this moment, Yan Changsheng's trust level for all religious figures -100.

………………

"The medicine is here!" Yiqiu bought all the materials on the list, and went home to the black cat.

The black cat ordered some materials and nodded with satisfaction.

"Can I boil Chinese medicine now?" Yiqiu asked.

"I said it's not boiling medicine, it's alchemy!" the black cat said angrily.

"Okay, okay, it's pretty much the same anyway. But if you want to make alchemy, I have to buy you an alchemy furnace. Hey, it's really expensive to raise a cat, and their cat won't ask for alchemy anyway." Yiqiu turned on his phone and prepared to search for it. Is there any alchemy furnace in Taobao, which searches for everything?

The black cat said angrily: "If you weren't injured, I wouldn't bother with you! This medicine costs 300 points a piece, whether you like it or not!"

Yiqiu was shocked: "Then I am in debt again?"

The black cat squinted at him: "Which day are you not heavily in debt?"

Yiqiu thought about it, yes, from the first day he had a cat, his kitten became his creditor, and he owed more and more.

"Oh, there is actually someone who sells alchemy furnaces and bigu pills, but isn't this bigu pill a bit big..." Yiqiu looked at the bigu pills in the Taobao recommendation, one was the size of a fist, and the baby details said As long as you eat three meals a day, you won't be hungry, and you can easily achieve bigu.

Such a big and strong bigu pill, if you eat three, you really don't need to eat anything else, Yiqiu thought to himself speechlessly.

This thing has sold hundreds of copies!

"What alchemy stove do you want? I think your pot is pretty good, so this is it!" The black cat pointed to the pot on the stove.

Yiqiu looked at the electric saucepan and said with complicated emotions: "I usually use it to cook porridge."

"Porridge making and alchemy are similar, and an electric cooker is better, so you don't have to control the heat." Black Cat said.

Yi Qiu sighed: Forget it, as long as the baby is happy.

The black cat directed Yiqiu to put the medicinal materials in order, and Yiqiu's phone rang, and he pressed the speakerphone.

"Yiqiu, I'm Xia Yuqin. I've already negotiated Hu Junjun's contract and sent it to your mailbox. Hu Junjun will come to the company to sign tomorrow. Would you like to come together?" Director Xia asked.

Yiqiu agreed.Before he dared to tell his parents that he applied for an assistant, Xia Yuqin also helped him hide it, and now they both thought he was working hard in their company.

Hey, he does three jobs by himself, he is demon slayer, assistant to a celebrity, and he also manages the small broken company at home. He is really busy.

Don't think too much, let's take a bite of the cat first!

Black Cat: "Concentrate on your work and don't kiss me."

Yiqiu: "Just give me a kiss, mua~"

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Yan Changsheng: Surrounded by believers of the magic stick assistants, at a loss.JPG

The magic stick assistant at this time: Kiss me baby, give me a kiss~

Black Cat: Concentrate on working, don't kiss me =A=