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Chapter 20 Why Are You So Skilled at Kissing Men?
Just as the ghost king Yan Changsheng was taking the female ghost lightly, outside the waiting room, the entire crew panicked because of the sudden lightning strike.
After being struck by lightning, all the electric lights of the crew went out, it was stormy outside, and it was pitch black inside.
"Haunted, haunted, our crew is indeed haunted!" Director Jiang cried in the darkness.
Seeing the director shouting about being haunted, other staff also shouted: "It's really haunted, woohoo, director Jiang, quickly find a mage to do it, we want to say goodbye, let's say goodbye together!"
Director Jiang howled halfway, and suddenly remembered what Yiqiu said: "No, this is not a haunting, it's a vixen haunting!"
"Oh, so it's a vixen!" Everyone suddenly realized.
"It's a vixen! Our crew is a vixen! Master, please take this vixen away!" Director Jiang prayed loudly amidst the thunder and lightning.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
In the darkness, the entire crew was in a mess.
………………
"You guys are so flirtatious."
After saying this, Hu Junjun woke up.
It's not about being physically awake, but after being physically awake, the mind is also cleared up.
This is not easy for a vixen whose mind is full of anger, but because the scene in front of him is too exciting, Hu Junjun just woke up from the state of suspended animation.
Yan Changsheng and Yiqiu were kissing.
WTF? !
How did they get on? !
——Fortunately, I was blind, and I thought Yiqiu was pretty good-looking and could be included in my spare tire list. Who knew he hooked up with No. 1 Yan Changsheng on my spare tire list, and the two spare tires formed a The bike ran away!
——Then what am I?The hapless owner of a stolen bike?
—I don't agree, I don't allow it!
But recalling the terrifying coercion emanating from Yan Changsheng just now, Hu Junjun faltered again.He didn't want to be thrown by Yan Changsheng into the [-]th floor of hell to be fried, stuffed and boiled all over again.
Yi Qiu didn't know that this vixen had so many thoughts going through his mind, and he was still molesting Yan Changsheng.
The Ghost King version of Yan Changsheng has excellent kissing skills, kissing him makes people feel like flying.
It's a pity that I haven't enjoyed it much yet, that ghost king Yan Changsheng has gone offline, leaving Yan Changsheng, a straight steel man.
"Why are you so proficient at kissing men? How many times have you practiced?" Yi Qiu teased him.
Yan Changsheng had a face of "I'm not without me", and his expression was a little aggrieved.
After Yiqiu had finished molesting Yan Changsheng, he calmly walked up to Hu Junjun and greeted him with his feet.
"Don't think that you can pretend to forget everything by feigning death once. Do you still admit your mistakes?" Yi Qiu asked.
Hu Junjun pretended to be stupid: "I fainted just now? Why can't I remember anything?"
Yiqiu let out a heck and lifted the belt.
Hu Junjun became cowardly in a second, and said dejectedly: "Admit your mistakes, admit your mistakes, I will admit all my mistakes!"
"Do you have an agent?" Yi Qiu asked.
"No...they are all blind! They don't even like me! Those who like me are extremely ugly. I, Hu Junjun, don't want to lose face! I can't!" Hu Junjun said angrily.
"Very good. From today onwards, you are a contracted artist of our Polaris agency. You can talk to Director Xia about your treatment. This is her phone number. Call her quickly and tell her that I introduced you." Yi Qiu stopped. Give him a business card.
Hu Junjun said quietly: "Why did I harass Yan Changsheng, and the way to make amends is to join an inexplicable brokerage company?"
"Just to remind you, this inexplicable company belongs to my family." Yi Qiu said in a bad tone.
"Okay, okay, that must be promising, I'll call Director Xia right away!" Hu Junjun stared at the belt in Yiqiu's hand, and changed his words in a second.
Yi Qiu nodded in satisfaction, returned to Yan Changsheng, and asked casually, "Have you changed your costume, there is some blood on it, so you can't wear it anymore."
Yan Changsheng looked at the blood stains on his chest, as well as Chen Xiaoyu and Lu Jie who had fainted on the ground, his mind went blank.
"Just...what happened?" Yan Changsheng didn't remember anything, and looked at the situation in front of him at a loss.
"What else do you remember?" Yi Qiu had already guessed that he would not remember, although he was a little disappointed, but his mood was calm.
"Someone knocked on the door, Lu Jie went to open the door."
"Oh, that's right, it was Hu Junjun who came to play against you, and Chen Xiaoyu also came, unexpectedly there was a sudden thunder, you, Hu Junjun, Chen Xiaoyu and Lu Jie were all frightened and fainted, I was afraid that you would die, I had to give you artificial respiration." Yi Qiu said nonsense with a smile.
Yan Changsheng: I am not afraid of thunder at all...
Deer Jie: I'm still dizzy, I don't speak, I don't know anything.
Chen Xiaoyu: I'm still dizzy, I don't speak and I don't know anything.
Hu Junjun dared to be angry but did not speak out.
Yiqiu calmly said: "Since the four of you fainted from the thunderstorm, and I was the only one who was awake at the scene, I have the final say on what happened."
Yan Changsheng: Oh.
Hu Junjun: Bah.
Deer Jie: ZZZZZZ...
Chen Xiaoyu: ZZZZZZ...
………………
Xia Yuqin received a call from an actor named Hu Junjun, saying that Yiqiu introduced him to sign the contract.
Xia Yuqin held her forehead and felt a headache.
She heard about Hu Junjun from his brother Xia Hongyun.Xia Hongyun complained that Hu Junjun was very skilled, hooked up with the old man of the Jin family, set the old man's old house on fire, dismissed the seventeen-room concubine and spoiled him alone, and bought everything he wanted, even the new movie directed by Jiang. number three.
Xia Yuqin thought that this guy must be a vixen.
But since it was introduced by Yiqiu, Xia Yuqin made an appointment with Hu Junjun to sign him.
"Hello, Director Xia, I'm Yiqiu. Did Hu Junjun contact you? I introduced him. Let me remind you, he's really a vixen, the kind with a tail. This man...ah no, this Yao is not bad, he has a bright future, let's use his vixen charm, which traffic niche has won him? Do you think there is anyone in the company who can lead him?"
Xia Yuqin's face was covered with black lines.
Dare to love, this is really a vixen! ! !
Is this company going to work, why are all the ghosts and goblins stuffed in!
Director Xia Yuqin, who is a human being and lives with a female ghost, feels a lot of pressure.
………………
"The one possessed by the vixen is Ms. Chen." After sending Chen Xiaoyu to the waiting room, Yi Qiu found Director Jiang and "adapted" the ins and outs of the incident into a version that is easy to understand and accept.
"Ms. Chen tried to attack Yan Changsheng repeatedly after being possessed. Hu Junjun found out that she was abnormal, so he has been secretly protecting him by Yan Changsheng's side - although it has no practical effect - just now I fought with her, and she showed her original form when the thunder struck , I caught the tail of the fox. Now I have chased the vixen away, and Ms. Chen will recover soon." Yi Qiu said, spreading his hands, and there was a bunch of orange fox fur in the palm of his hand, "Here, Do you want to keep this pinch of fox fur as a souvenir for you?"
This was just pulled from Hu Junjun's tail, making him howl with anger.
"No, no! I don't want it! If this vixen chases after my house, I could kneel down on the washboard!" Director Jiang waved his hands repeatedly, for fear of attracting a vixen.
Yi Qiu looked at Director Jiang with sympathy in his eyes.
"Before that, the fox paper-cut in my collar was...?" Director Jiang asked.
"Well, it's similar to the mark made by the vixen. Director Jiang, you were almost targeted by the vixen. Thank you Hu Junjun, thanks to him staring at the vixen." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
This paper-cut is the protective mark that Hu Junjun left on Yan Changsheng and Jiang Dao. If the female ghost possessing Chen Xiaoyu attacked these two people, Hu Junjun would feel it immediately.
Although it is also for the purpose of absorbing Yan Changsheng's special physique, Hu Junjun's methods are gentle and he has no intention of hurting ordinary people, which is why Yiqiu decided to let him go.
"It turns out that the thing on Chen Xiaoyu is a vixen, no wonder, I said, she seemed to be a different person during the audition." Director Jiang recalled that he had been with a vixen day and night during this period, and couldn't help but shiver. I felt a sharp pain in my knee.
"Maybe it's a true performance." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
The role played by Chen Xiaoyu is the mountain ghost, a beautiful and mysterious woman. When others see her, they feel that she is very evil and ghostly. From this point of view, Chen Xiaoyu who is possessed by a ghost is very suitable.
After seeing Director Jiang off, Yi Qiu walked slowly towards Yan Changsheng's lounge.
Although there have been many accidents, but the task of haunting the crew was finally done. It was a wonderful day. I don't know how his baby is doing at home after this day?
Yiqiu never expected that the little black cat he was thinking about was not at home at all.
The black cat was hiding in the bushes not far from the crew, showing half of its cat face, watching secretly.JPG
Seeing that the matter was successfully concluded, the black cat touched Kong Kong's belly and walked towards the bus station.
Walking is too tiring, cats have to take the bus too!
It would be great if I could get some food from my kind brothers and sisters!
Cats are not easy.
………………
Mao Daxian Temple is located on Hanyang Mountain in the outskirts of Queyue City, less than ten miles away from the filming location of "Jianghu Gossip News".
In the afternoon, there were few incense sticks in Mao Daxian Temple, and a lazy but unkempt man was enjoying the coolness under the shade of a tree, his feather fan flickering in his hand, bringing a little bit of coolness.
Just when the Taoist was drowsy, thunderclouds suddenly covered the top of his head, and the torrential rain fell!
A thunderclap awakened the lazy Taoist, and then a torrential rain fell, and the lazy Taoist was caught off guard by the rain.
The lazy Taoist jumped up from his chair like a cat soaked in water, hurriedly moved his reclining chair back to the Taoist temple, and rescued the flowers and plants he planted. He survived in a hurry and was about to sing to the rain scene Poetry for a while, express the poetic nature, the rain stopped.
Lazy Taoistly pointed at the sun that just rose above his head: "God, I think you are targeting me because I am afraid of water!"
The crow under the eaves quacked twice, the sound seemed to be mocking.
The thunderstorm came and went in a strange way, the lazy Taoist scratched his head, counted his fingers, his expression suddenly changed.
"If it is as master expected, after the tenth reincarnation, the ghost king awakens, then it should also be reincarnated. Hey, this is about to change, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse." On the guardrail of the Taoist temple, I shook my head and shook my head for a while, "Forget it, the sky has fallen and someone is holding it up, so what's the matter with closing the trail. Let's go, go eat fish~"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Yiqiu: Why are you so skilled at kissing men?How many times have you practiced behind my back?
Yan Changsheng: I am not I did not (grievance).
………………
Update every night at 20:00~
After being struck by lightning, all the electric lights of the crew went out, it was stormy outside, and it was pitch black inside.
"Haunted, haunted, our crew is indeed haunted!" Director Jiang cried in the darkness.
Seeing the director shouting about being haunted, other staff also shouted: "It's really haunted, woohoo, director Jiang, quickly find a mage to do it, we want to say goodbye, let's say goodbye together!"
Director Jiang howled halfway, and suddenly remembered what Yiqiu said: "No, this is not a haunting, it's a vixen haunting!"
"Oh, so it's a vixen!" Everyone suddenly realized.
"It's a vixen! Our crew is a vixen! Master, please take this vixen away!" Director Jiang prayed loudly amidst the thunder and lightning.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
In the darkness, the entire crew was in a mess.
………………
"You guys are so flirtatious."
After saying this, Hu Junjun woke up.
It's not about being physically awake, but after being physically awake, the mind is also cleared up.
This is not easy for a vixen whose mind is full of anger, but because the scene in front of him is too exciting, Hu Junjun just woke up from the state of suspended animation.
Yan Changsheng and Yiqiu were kissing.
WTF? !
How did they get on? !
——Fortunately, I was blind, and I thought Yiqiu was pretty good-looking and could be included in my spare tire list. Who knew he hooked up with No. 1 Yan Changsheng on my spare tire list, and the two spare tires formed a The bike ran away!
——Then what am I?The hapless owner of a stolen bike?
—I don't agree, I don't allow it!
But recalling the terrifying coercion emanating from Yan Changsheng just now, Hu Junjun faltered again.He didn't want to be thrown by Yan Changsheng into the [-]th floor of hell to be fried, stuffed and boiled all over again.
Yi Qiu didn't know that this vixen had so many thoughts going through his mind, and he was still molesting Yan Changsheng.
The Ghost King version of Yan Changsheng has excellent kissing skills, kissing him makes people feel like flying.
It's a pity that I haven't enjoyed it much yet, that ghost king Yan Changsheng has gone offline, leaving Yan Changsheng, a straight steel man.
"Why are you so proficient at kissing men? How many times have you practiced?" Yi Qiu teased him.
Yan Changsheng had a face of "I'm not without me", and his expression was a little aggrieved.
After Yiqiu had finished molesting Yan Changsheng, he calmly walked up to Hu Junjun and greeted him with his feet.
"Don't think that you can pretend to forget everything by feigning death once. Do you still admit your mistakes?" Yi Qiu asked.
Hu Junjun pretended to be stupid: "I fainted just now? Why can't I remember anything?"
Yiqiu let out a heck and lifted the belt.
Hu Junjun became cowardly in a second, and said dejectedly: "Admit your mistakes, admit your mistakes, I will admit all my mistakes!"
"Do you have an agent?" Yi Qiu asked.
"No...they are all blind! They don't even like me! Those who like me are extremely ugly. I, Hu Junjun, don't want to lose face! I can't!" Hu Junjun said angrily.
"Very good. From today onwards, you are a contracted artist of our Polaris agency. You can talk to Director Xia about your treatment. This is her phone number. Call her quickly and tell her that I introduced you." Yi Qiu stopped. Give him a business card.
Hu Junjun said quietly: "Why did I harass Yan Changsheng, and the way to make amends is to join an inexplicable brokerage company?"
"Just to remind you, this inexplicable company belongs to my family." Yi Qiu said in a bad tone.
"Okay, okay, that must be promising, I'll call Director Xia right away!" Hu Junjun stared at the belt in Yiqiu's hand, and changed his words in a second.
Yi Qiu nodded in satisfaction, returned to Yan Changsheng, and asked casually, "Have you changed your costume, there is some blood on it, so you can't wear it anymore."
Yan Changsheng looked at the blood stains on his chest, as well as Chen Xiaoyu and Lu Jie who had fainted on the ground, his mind went blank.
"Just...what happened?" Yan Changsheng didn't remember anything, and looked at the situation in front of him at a loss.
"What else do you remember?" Yi Qiu had already guessed that he would not remember, although he was a little disappointed, but his mood was calm.
"Someone knocked on the door, Lu Jie went to open the door."
"Oh, that's right, it was Hu Junjun who came to play against you, and Chen Xiaoyu also came, unexpectedly there was a sudden thunder, you, Hu Junjun, Chen Xiaoyu and Lu Jie were all frightened and fainted, I was afraid that you would die, I had to give you artificial respiration." Yi Qiu said nonsense with a smile.
Yan Changsheng: I am not afraid of thunder at all...
Deer Jie: I'm still dizzy, I don't speak, I don't know anything.
Chen Xiaoyu: I'm still dizzy, I don't speak and I don't know anything.
Hu Junjun dared to be angry but did not speak out.
Yiqiu calmly said: "Since the four of you fainted from the thunderstorm, and I was the only one who was awake at the scene, I have the final say on what happened."
Yan Changsheng: Oh.
Hu Junjun: Bah.
Deer Jie: ZZZZZZ...
Chen Xiaoyu: ZZZZZZ...
………………
Xia Yuqin received a call from an actor named Hu Junjun, saying that Yiqiu introduced him to sign the contract.
Xia Yuqin held her forehead and felt a headache.
She heard about Hu Junjun from his brother Xia Hongyun.Xia Hongyun complained that Hu Junjun was very skilled, hooked up with the old man of the Jin family, set the old man's old house on fire, dismissed the seventeen-room concubine and spoiled him alone, and bought everything he wanted, even the new movie directed by Jiang. number three.
Xia Yuqin thought that this guy must be a vixen.
But since it was introduced by Yiqiu, Xia Yuqin made an appointment with Hu Junjun to sign him.
"Hello, Director Xia, I'm Yiqiu. Did Hu Junjun contact you? I introduced him. Let me remind you, he's really a vixen, the kind with a tail. This man...ah no, this Yao is not bad, he has a bright future, let's use his vixen charm, which traffic niche has won him? Do you think there is anyone in the company who can lead him?"
Xia Yuqin's face was covered with black lines.
Dare to love, this is really a vixen! ! !
Is this company going to work, why are all the ghosts and goblins stuffed in!
Director Xia Yuqin, who is a human being and lives with a female ghost, feels a lot of pressure.
………………
"The one possessed by the vixen is Ms. Chen." After sending Chen Xiaoyu to the waiting room, Yi Qiu found Director Jiang and "adapted" the ins and outs of the incident into a version that is easy to understand and accept.
"Ms. Chen tried to attack Yan Changsheng repeatedly after being possessed. Hu Junjun found out that she was abnormal, so he has been secretly protecting him by Yan Changsheng's side - although it has no practical effect - just now I fought with her, and she showed her original form when the thunder struck , I caught the tail of the fox. Now I have chased the vixen away, and Ms. Chen will recover soon." Yi Qiu said, spreading his hands, and there was a bunch of orange fox fur in the palm of his hand, "Here, Do you want to keep this pinch of fox fur as a souvenir for you?"
This was just pulled from Hu Junjun's tail, making him howl with anger.
"No, no! I don't want it! If this vixen chases after my house, I could kneel down on the washboard!" Director Jiang waved his hands repeatedly, for fear of attracting a vixen.
Yi Qiu looked at Director Jiang with sympathy in his eyes.
"Before that, the fox paper-cut in my collar was...?" Director Jiang asked.
"Well, it's similar to the mark made by the vixen. Director Jiang, you were almost targeted by the vixen. Thank you Hu Junjun, thanks to him staring at the vixen." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
This paper-cut is the protective mark that Hu Junjun left on Yan Changsheng and Jiang Dao. If the female ghost possessing Chen Xiaoyu attacked these two people, Hu Junjun would feel it immediately.
Although it is also for the purpose of absorbing Yan Changsheng's special physique, Hu Junjun's methods are gentle and he has no intention of hurting ordinary people, which is why Yiqiu decided to let him go.
"It turns out that the thing on Chen Xiaoyu is a vixen, no wonder, I said, she seemed to be a different person during the audition." Director Jiang recalled that he had been with a vixen day and night during this period, and couldn't help but shiver. I felt a sharp pain in my knee.
"Maybe it's a true performance." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
The role played by Chen Xiaoyu is the mountain ghost, a beautiful and mysterious woman. When others see her, they feel that she is very evil and ghostly. From this point of view, Chen Xiaoyu who is possessed by a ghost is very suitable.
After seeing Director Jiang off, Yi Qiu walked slowly towards Yan Changsheng's lounge.
Although there have been many accidents, but the task of haunting the crew was finally done. It was a wonderful day. I don't know how his baby is doing at home after this day?
Yiqiu never expected that the little black cat he was thinking about was not at home at all.
The black cat was hiding in the bushes not far from the crew, showing half of its cat face, watching secretly.JPG
Seeing that the matter was successfully concluded, the black cat touched Kong Kong's belly and walked towards the bus station.
Walking is too tiring, cats have to take the bus too!
It would be great if I could get some food from my kind brothers and sisters!
Cats are not easy.
………………
Mao Daxian Temple is located on Hanyang Mountain in the outskirts of Queyue City, less than ten miles away from the filming location of "Jianghu Gossip News".
In the afternoon, there were few incense sticks in Mao Daxian Temple, and a lazy but unkempt man was enjoying the coolness under the shade of a tree, his feather fan flickering in his hand, bringing a little bit of coolness.
Just when the Taoist was drowsy, thunderclouds suddenly covered the top of his head, and the torrential rain fell!
A thunderclap awakened the lazy Taoist, and then a torrential rain fell, and the lazy Taoist was caught off guard by the rain.
The lazy Taoist jumped up from his chair like a cat soaked in water, hurriedly moved his reclining chair back to the Taoist temple, and rescued the flowers and plants he planted. He survived in a hurry and was about to sing to the rain scene Poetry for a while, express the poetic nature, the rain stopped.
Lazy Taoistly pointed at the sun that just rose above his head: "God, I think you are targeting me because I am afraid of water!"
The crow under the eaves quacked twice, the sound seemed to be mocking.
The thunderstorm came and went in a strange way, the lazy Taoist scratched his head, counted his fingers, his expression suddenly changed.
"If it is as master expected, after the tenth reincarnation, the ghost king awakens, then it should also be reincarnated. Hey, this is about to change, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse." On the guardrail of the Taoist temple, I shook my head and shook my head for a while, "Forget it, the sky has fallen and someone is holding it up, so what's the matter with closing the trail. Let's go, go eat fish~"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Yiqiu: Why are you so skilled at kissing men?How many times have you practiced behind my back?
Yan Changsheng: I am not I did not (grievance).
………………
Update every night at 20:00~
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