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Chapter 11 An assistant who can't catch ghosts is not a good bastard

"What the hell are you doing?"

A voice from a victim whose home was violently demolished made the three of them startled, and fell silent facing the mess on the ground.

How to explain to Yan Changsheng, because his house is haunted by ghosts, and he firmly doesn't believe it, his hard-working manager was finally forced to help him find an assistant who can catch ghosts, and when he was not at home, he had a big fight with a powerful female ghost Fighting, and finally dismantled his house like this.

Will Yan Changsheng believe it?

Yan Changsheng would want to call the police after hearing this.

But at this time, Xia Hongyun, as a manager, had no choice but to stand up!

"Ahem, Changsheng, we found you a new assistant, Yiqiu!" Xia Hongyun got out from behind the sofa, brushed off the debris from his clothes, and patted Yiqiu on the shoulder.

Yiqiu's head is full of black lines, the first time we met, the male god suspected that he was an illegitimate fan.The second time we met, this illegitimate fan came to apply for an assistant and demolished his home.

Yan Changsheng believes that he is a ghost!

Yiqiu gave up treatment, gave up showing a calm and natural side in front of the male god, and let go of himself!

He is him, a pervert who is obsessed with catching ghosts, transcending physics, and violently demolishing homes!

"Hi, Mr. Yan, we meet again, do you still remember me?" Yi Qiu asked with a smile.

"The way you appear every time is so impressive, it's really hard for me not to remember." Yan Changsheng said coldly.

Yan Changsheng's face was indifferent, and his mood was even worse: This guy is really a bastard, right?The last time he sneaked into his house, he didn't call the police and let him go. This time, he made an inch and even hired his assistant!

"What are you doing here?" Yan Changsheng's murderous eyes fell on the bathroom.

There was a big explosion in the bathroom, the glass was shattered, the mirror was shattered all over the floor, bottles and cans were not spared, and even the ceiling was blown down. This is not ordinary bad, it is like a world war.

Emotionally stable like Yan Changsheng, even now he felt his heartbeat was irregular.

Yiqiu was still holding the toilet brush in his hand, and when Yan Changsheng stared at him, he sighed: "I said it was because I cleaned the toilet for you and got rid of the 'dirty things' hiding in your bathroom, do you believe me? ?"

"Cough cough cough cough, Changsheng, let me explain." Xia Hongyun saw Yan Changsheng's complexion getting worse and worse-he could understand this completely-he had to appease his not-so-good-tempered actor, " We know you don't believe this, but a lot of unexplainable things have really happened recently, so we went to Master Yiqiu. We just saw it with our own eyes! He pulled out a female ghost from your bathroom and fought for [-] rounds. He can also use talismans! He is really a celestial master with Taoism!"

Yiqiu and the silent black cat looked at each other: Master?Does he count?Isn't he a happy ghostbuster?

The black cat licked its paws and ignored him.

As soon as Yan Changsheng heard the word "ghost", his heart skipped a beat.

Here we come again, this superstitious atmosphere!

Yan Changsheng was a little tired.He became famous at a young age, and the original film and television company was a very superstitious place. After he became independent and established his own studio, he discovered that the original company was not superstitious at all.

His current team is called superstition!

Frequent nightmares, of course, are due to too much mental pressure, how could it be haunted?

Someone knocked on the door and window in the middle of the night, of course it was because someone was deliberately harassing, how could it be haunted?

There are strange handprints, footprints and hair in the house. Of course, it is because someone sneaked into the house. How could it be haunted?

Please don't associate anything with being haunted - this is Yan Changsheng's sincere heartfelt voice.

But the people around him don't believe him at all. They believe in occultism. Every year, the team members go to worship in temples or Taoist temples in groups. In short, they have to worship.

If you want to be healthy and don’t exercise well, you should say goodbye; if you want a smooth career and don’t work hard, you should say goodbye; if you want a smooth marriage, you should say goodbye if you don’t manage your relationship well.

Yan Changsheng didn't like this very much. He hated pinning everything on illusory beliefs, and he preferred to fight for it by himself.

Seeing Xia Hongyun and Lu Jie's apprehensive expressions, Yan Changsheng once again set his eyes on the young man who was carelessly distracted.

"You guys go out first, I'll have a chat with him." Yan Changsheng said.

Xia Hongyun took Lu Jie out.

Yi Qiu, who was left behind, looked at Yan Changsheng, wondering why he wanted to talk to him alone, could it be that he wanted to fire him?

It's so cruel, he was beaten up all over by a female ghost, and he finally passed the interview. If he is not hired again, it would be too inhumane!

But since he is a part-time idol for the future employer, he still needs to be more attentive.

Yi Qiu brushed the dust off the sofa, and said to Yan Changsheng: "Mr. Yan, please sit down."

"No need." Yan Changsheng flatly refused, he didn't intend to have a sit-down conversation with Yiqiu, he wanted to get rid of this illegitimate meal quickly!

However, things backfired. Just as Yan Changsheng finished his refusal, he sat down uncontrollably.

Still a dignified leg-sitting posture!

Yiqiu looked at him in surprise, so Yingdi Yan is a tsundere?

He said he didn't want to, but his body was very honest.

Yan Changsheng was shocked, this was not the first time, it was the same when Yiqiu broke into his house last time, he would act according to his words uncontrollably, this... what's going on?

Yi Qiu probed, and poured him another glass of water: "Mr. Yan, drink tea."

"I won't drink it." Yan Changsheng didn't want to drink tea here, but he stretched out his hand actively, took the teacup in Yiqiu's hand, and took a sip!

This picture is really arrogant.Seeing that, Yiqiu laughed out loud.

Oh, Yan Changsheng like this is really cute.

Yan Changsheng's face changed: "What did you do to my body?"

Yi Qiu blinked, but he didn't do anything.

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in his mind, and Yiqiu had a guess, and decided to try it out: "Mr. Yan, did you see that cat squatting in the corner? Can you help me carry it?"

Black cat: Meow meow?

Like a puppet on a string, Yan Changsheng put down his teacup, stood up from the sofa, and strode towards the black cat. The black cat was held motionless by him until it was in front of Yiqiu.

Yan Changsheng was conscious throughout the whole process, but his body was completely out of control, and he followed Yiqiu's instructions rigidly like a robot.

Yiqiu understood that Yan Changsheng would involuntarily act according to his words, in other words, he could control Yan Changsheng's actions.

Fortunately, he is not a pervert, otherwise Yan Changsheng would be finished, Yi Qiu thought.

After taking the black cat, Yi Qiu smiled brightly at Yan Changsheng: "Thank you, Mr. Yan, although you say you are reluctant, but your body is very honest."

"What did you do? Why can't I control it?" Yan Changsheng asked through gritted teeth.

This is hypnotism?Or drug?But he is sane and sober, what the hell is going on?

Yi Qiu touched the black cat's ears, intending to ask the black cat for clarification, but in front of Yan Changsheng, the black cat was unwilling to talk, so Yi Qiu decided to ask the black cat after he went back.

"Mr. Yan, you see, there are many unexplainable things in this world. But I really have no malice towards you."

Yan Changsheng calmed down for a moment, and regained his status: "Illegal meal?"

Yiqiu denied it again: "No, I'm just a pure career fan."

Of course, judging by the standards of the current fan circle, he may only be regarded as a passer-by who likes him, but Yiqiu thinks that he should be regarded as a professional fan after watching all the movies and TV shows of Yan Changsheng more than once.

Yiqiu thinks so, Yan Changsheng doesn't.

Judging from the locations of the two meetings, Yan Changsheng has every reason to suspect that Yi Qiu is a career fan and writes about illegitimate meals, and is essentially a pervert who knows sorcery. Creepy feeling.

"Why are you applying for an assistant?" Yan Changsheng asked.

"Is it such a difficult question from the beginning?" Yi Qiu was a little distressed. Yan Changsheng didn't believe it if he said it was to catch ghosts, but he didn't believe it himself when he said it was to work for an idol.

Yiqiu actually doesn't want to get too close to his idol, if he becomes disillusioned, wouldn't he even become a career fan?

"By the way, is the talisman I gave you last time still there?" Yi Qiu changed the subject.

At first I thought it was a good way to interrupt my train of thought, but I didn't expect Yan Changsheng's expression to be more subtle.

This is a speechless expression mixed with condemnation: "It ignited itself."

Spontaneous combustion?It seems that there is an emergency, Yi Qiu thought.

"Burn my wallet." Yan Changsheng added the second half of the sentence.

Yiqiu: "If you think about it this way, you obviously saved your life, but you only saw that your wallet was burned."

Yan Changsheng: "..."

Does he still have to thank him?This man is too shameless!

Yiqiu: "Did it burn in the crew today?"

Yan Changsheng said quietly: "You know my itinerary very well."

Yiqiu: "Hey, I'm really not a bastard. This is what your agent told me. Is there something wrong with your crew? Is it haunted?"

Yan Changsheng didn't want to admit it, but Director Jiang was indeed yelling in front of his old friend all day long that he was haunted, that he was haunted, and he was bald with worry.

Seeing Yan Changsheng's silence, Yiqiu's eyes lit up: "Sure enough, it is haunted. Mr. Yan, you still need me very much. Not only will I help you solve the haunting problem at home, but I will also help you solve the haunting problem of the crew soon."

Yan Changsheng looked at his home, which was beyond recognition as if it had just been smashed and renovated, and was puzzled: Where did this person get his confidence?It doesn't count if he demolished his house, but now he still wants to demolish the crew?

Yiqiu continued his efforts: "Mr. Yan, this world may not be as simple as you imagined. Even if you don't believe me, please believe in the eyes of your manager who has followed you for so many years."

"Sorry, I don't believe it." Yan Changsheng stood up and refused to Yiqiu, "Thank you very much for helping me re-decorate my house, but I don't plan to hire another assistant..."

"Shut up! Sit down! Come, drink some more water!" Yi Qiu smiled and handed someone a glass of water.

Yan Changsheng couldn't speak anymore, his body lost control again, and he sat back on the sofa all of a sudden, took the teacup, and took another sip.

Wow, this really is witchcraft!

Yan Changsheng's 25 years of firm materialism and three views were knocked out at this moment!

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【Indecent Small Theater】

Yan Changsheng: This is sorcery!

Yiqiu: Don't you believe in this kind of feudal superstition?

Yan Changsheng: That is hypnotism!

Yiqiu: No matter what it is, come, drink water.

Yan Changsheng drank a large glass of water uncontrollably.

Yingdi Yan was worried every day that he might die of water poisoning.

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The silly author will be able to go home on Wednesday or Thursday, and the daily update will resume at that time. Now I have a lot of inspiration in my mind, jiumi~

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