Beat the monster and send it to debut!

"Brother Hong, Yiqiu is here for an interview, and he's at the door." Lu Jie said to Xia Hongyun.

Yiqiu walked in and smiled at the two of them: "Mr. Xia, Mr. Lu, I am Yiqiu, here to apply for the position of assistant."

Lu Jie quietly gestured to him, telling him not to be nervous.

As everyone knows, the word nervous has never been related to Yiqiu.Not to mention that he is already a ghost exorcist who chases female ghosts with a mop in the haunted garage in the middle of the night.

Not only not afraid, but even excited.

Xia Hongyun nodded to Yiqiu, and looked at this young man calmly: he looks too young, with exquisite facial features, gentle eyebrows and eyes, looking at him with clear eyes, like a deep spring, the most frightening thing is that he actually It seems to have a soft light filter, which makes people think he is shining at a glance.

Xia Hongyun almost blurted out: Are you considering coming to the entertainment industry?I sign you, even if you don't know how to act, it doesn't matter, good-looking male vases are very scarce these days.

But he held back, Xia Hongyun kept in mind that his job today was to find Yan Changsheng an assistant who could catch ghosts and solve the imminent problem of haunting.

"I heard you can catch ghosts?" Xia Hongyun asked.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he himself felt that there was a bit of magical realism-he was a serious manager, and he was interviewing an assistant who could catch ghosts!

Yiqiu smiled slightly: "It's pretty good, Mr. Xia wants to test me?"

Xia Hongyun pushed his glasses: "If you don't mind, let's have a real fight. I heard from Lu Jie that you found a ghost in Yan Changsheng's house, can you get that ghost..." Xia Hongyun did it seriously beheading pose.

Yi Qiu smiled and asked, "Do you need to keep alive?"

Xia Hongyun was in awe: "Can you still live?"

Yi Qiu smiled: "It depends on whether the ghost cooperates or not."

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After being soft and hard in the bathroom and asking the little black cat to draw a bunch of talismans for him, Yiqiu followed Xia Hongyun to Yan Changsheng's apartment again.

Today Yan Changsheng went to the filming crew, and Xia Hongyun and Lu Jie stayed here specially to get rid of that ghost in Yan Changsheng's house while Yan Changsheng was away.

"You stay in the living room, I'll go to the bathroom." Yi Qiu said.

The two sat upright on the sofa with serious expressions on their faces.

Yi Qiu walked into the bathroom and closed the door.

The bathroom in Yan Changsheng's house is very large, the toilet and shower are separated by glass, and the other areas are an extra-long washstand and a marble bathtub.

As soon as Yiqiu walked into the bathroom, he felt a strong sense of coldness above his head!

Yi Qiu opened the glass door of the toilet cubicle, and his eyes fell on the toilet brush beside him.

The black cat that just poked its head out of the backpack suddenly trembled: "Don't expect me to enchant this thing!"

"Oh, baby, it's just a touch, not a kiss, so don't be nervous." Yi Qiu picked up the toilet brush and tried to persuade him.

"I don't! I don't want to! This is disgusting! I don't agree!" the black cat cried.

"Come on, just possess a demon, touch it, and I'll wash your claws~" Yi Qiu coaxed.

Outside.

"Did you hear anything?" Xia Hongyun asked softly, pricking up his ears in the living room.

"It seemed that someone was screaming, 'Don't, don't,' it wasn't Yiqiu's voice." Lu Jie said.

The two looked at each other, and a huge question mark appeared in their minds.

in the bathroom.

The little black cat who was forced to enchant a toilet brush frantically washed its paws on the sink, and said viciously while washing: "This enchantment will increase the price! 200 points!"

"Hey, baby, which one of us is with whom? We have to raise the price in advance. I'm going to sue the Price Bureau." Yi Qiu joked.

"Fuck off, the Price Bureau won't accept it! I have the final say!" the black cat said angrily.

Yiqiu touched the black cat's ears, and holding the toilet brush with a faint golden light in his hand, he opened the glass door of the shower room.

Everything was fine, but Yiqiu saw a mass of long black hair in the sink, which at first glance was not Yan Changsheng's.

"Oh, if the ghost doesn't come out, how can I get rid of the ghost?" Yi Qiu looked at the ceiling in trouble, he could see a dark shadow behind the ceiling, but it couldn't come out, as if he was afraid of something.

Yiqiu thought for a while, and began to shout: "Miss sister, miss sister, you are here to spy on people taking a bath every day, this kind of perverted behavior is not allowed."

Female ghost: "..."

Yiqiu: "Someone has already reported your perverted behavior to me. I suggest you hurry down and surrender yourself, or don't blame me for killing you."

Female ghost: "..."

Yiqiu: "Little rabbit, be good, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in!"

Female ghost: "..."

Seeing that Yiqiu was very happy looking after himself, the black cat couldn't help it: "Are you mentally retarded? Why are you talking to ghosts? Hurry up!"

Yiqiu sighed: "My motto is to treat ghosts with sincerity, win ghosts with faith, and subdue ghosts with reason. It's not a last resort, and I don't want to use violence."

The black cat wondered: "You have this motto?"

Yiqiu said seriously: "The new addition just now is still hot."

Black Cat: "..."

Yiqiu looked at the top of his head, touched his sore cervical spine caused by raising his head for a long time, and felt that this was not the solution.Since it's impossible to shout, let's work with real swords and guns.

Yiqiu took out a Chaos God Thunder Talisman, sandwiched it between his index finger and middle finger, and the qi in his dantian naturally walked through a circle. He blew lightly, and the paper talisman ignited without fire. He popped out between his fingers and slashed at the ceiling he was pointing at.

There was a loud bang, earth-shattering, the whole room shook twice, the ceiling was split off, and a black shadow fell down!

Outside.

Xia Hongyun suddenly jumped up from the sofa: "An earthquake?!"

Lu Jie also jumped up from the sofa in an instant: "Thunder?!"

The two were horrified to hear a terrifying female howl coming from the bathroom, which hurt their eardrums.

Immediately afterwards, there were loud noises in the bathroom, as if someone had demolished the bathroom on the spot with a hammer.

During the period, there were also scary voices of "Don't run", "Stand and don't hide", "Dodge is great, don't move around if you are kind", "Let you run, let you run, you still dare to run", which sounded very abnormal.

"Brother Hong, Hong, Hong Hong... Let's not disturb Master to catch ghosts!" Lu Jie froze for a second, clutching Xia Hongyun's arm, wishing he could escape now.

Xia Hongyun is also confused, he was half-believing in Yiqiu at first, but now seeing this battle, he has to believe it if he doesn't believe it!

"Then let's... go out...shall we?" Xia Hongyun hadn't finished speaking when the bathroom door was suddenly slammed, and the whole door flew out and hit the coffee table heavily. The glass coffee table was overwhelmed and shattered into wreckage. The two were so scared that they sat back on the sofa.

Yi Qiu rushed out of the bathroom: "Peeping Tom, where are you running!"

In the room with the doors and windows closed, the curtains were windless, and a gust of chilly wind blew through the living room. Xia Hongyun and Lu Jie jumped into the icy lake like nine cold days, and they were frozen stiff.

Haunted!It really is haunted!

The two big men huddled together on the sofa, shivering, and regretted that they proposed to watch onlookers.

Just now Yiqiu used the Chaos God Thunder Talisman to chop the female ghost to death, and the female ghost fell from the ceiling where she was hiding, and the two fought immediately.Yiqiu would not be sympathetic to ghosts, so he copied a toilet brush and fought with the female ghost in the bathroom on the spot.

The two first swept all the bottles and jars on the washstand to the ground, then lifted the mirror and smashed it to pieces, and even cracked the glass door of the toilet cubicle.Yiqiu never expected that this female ghost's combat was so much stronger than rain. If he hadn't been enchanted with the toilet brush and had mental damage, he might still lose in hand-to-hand combat.

How can this be!How could he, a big man, not be able to beat a female ghost?

Yiqiu's anger soared, and when the female ghost choked her neck and pressed her on the washstand, she burst out with great power, punched him out of the bathroom, and flew out with the ghost and the door, knocking the two people in the living room away. Scared enough.

"Ahem, this opponent is a bit formidable." Yiqiu coughed while covering the neck that had been strangled by the female ghost, and at the same time took out a Dutian God Thunder Talisman, and decided not to fight anymore, and won with one blow.

The paper talisman was burning on her fingertips, and the silver-white lightning suddenly appeared from the void. Seeing that the situation was not good, the female ghost rolled and tried to avoid it, but unexpectedly, the thunder talisman had its own tracking and hit it impartially!

The female ghost wailed again, and the papers in the whole room flew wildly like being rolled up by a hurricane, and even the lighter ornaments and books flew up together.

In the storm, Xia Hongyun and Lu Jie screamed and screamed again and again. The two elders seemed to be performing tenor voices.

"Master~~~"

"Help!!!"

"I'm going to die~~~"

"Mom, I'm scared!!!"

Yi Qiu flew up in the strong wind, and pushed the female ghost to the ground. The female ghost continued to howl, but Yi Qiu was furious, and stabbed it in the face with a brush: "If you sing so badly, just directly Shut up the mic!"

The female ghost was hit by two lightning talismans, and she was already dying. She was beaten all the way by the toilet brush, and now she is still being rubbed against the ground by the brush, and her heart is already dead.

"Hey, do you want to live?" Yi Qiu asked loudly.

Xia Hongyun and Lu Jie were already so frightened that they almost fainted. At this moment, they hid behind the sofa together, only showing a pair of eyes, looking at Yiqiu in fear, and said repeatedly: "No, no, no!"

The two of them couldn't see the female ghost's body, but at this moment, the Yin Qi was strong, and they could vaguely see a mass of white shadow lying on the ground writhing and struggling.

Seeing the female ghost's power with his own eyes, who would dare to live!

"Then I've passed it." Yiqiu said.

"Hurry up! Please!" The two cried bitterly.

Yi Qiu poked the female ghost with a toilet brush: "What's the name? Where did it come from? Why pester Yan Changsheng?"

The female ghost looked at him faintly, and suddenly screamed, and threw Yi Qiu out, and the long hair all over his face stood up like barbs.Yiqiu saw that the female ghost had lost her sanity and was unable to communicate at all, and she no longer expected to find anything from it, so she decided to forcibly save her!

Yi Qiu took out a heaven and earth magic talisman, ignited it on his fingertips, and the paper talisman flew out, hitting the female ghost directly.

The female ghost was startled, her body flew out as if she had been hit hard, and exploded in mid-air!

The female ghost had no time to struggle, but the power in the spell forced her to be rescued and returned to eternal silence!

The gloomy wind in the living room suddenly calmed down, and the papers, books, vases and plates in the air fell back to the ground together, falling to pieces and making a mess all over the floor.

Yiqiu, who was paralyzed on the ground, breathed a sigh of relief, and then slowly got up, only feeling back pain, back legs, neck, and bruises everywhere.

He is so chic in exorcising ghosts, why does he fight hand to hand every time?

This female ghost is also very fierce. She is a real ghost with fierce fighting power. In comparison, Sister Yushui is really a gentle and amiable ghost.

Yiqiu looked at the mess of the room and the two pale and trembling people hiding behind the sofa, and said amusedly, "When will Yan Changsheng go home? Can you pack up before he goes home?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of opening the door.

The three looked together, and Yan Changsheng, who had returned home early, opened the door. Seeing the scene inside, his handsome face froze.

In less than a day, the familiar room was no longer familiar: the coffee table and the bathroom door perished together, the curtains were shattered into rags, the floor was covered with pieces of paper and glass, and behind the sofa were hidden two acquaintances, and an illegitimate fan who broke into his house again with a toilet brush in one hand.

Yan Changsheng's face darkened: "What the hell are you doing?"

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Good news, good news, the author will be able to go on a business trip next week and come back to update on a normal day!

I didn't have to go home for the Dragon Boat Festival... I was crying and eating rice dumplings in a foreign land, crazy about the plot behind my head.

Meme Chirp~