I was pierced by the white moonlight soul of the male god!

I recalled that the recording time of this recording seemed to be right after Gu Huai was attacked for the first time.I asked him to record a video will for me, and I went to the rooftop to play on the swing.

At that time, did he already know that he was leaving?

I am a little disappointed.

His voice sounded carefree, with a sense of indifference, but it was inexplicably believable.

As for the saying of listening to one a day...does it mean that I will wait for his reincarnation?

Now it is the end of the year, and after the new year, I will be 23.If he is born next year, I will be 23 years older than him.In this way, when he was eighteen, I was a 41-year-old middle-aged man!

I counted silently, feeling a little melancholy.

Although it is said that there are 41 flowers for a man, will my flowers still be within the shelf life at that time?

How to think how to hang.

The memo continued to play, and the next message should be that night.I heard Gu Huai say in a low voice: "Anfei, you are asleep now. Tsk tsk, can ghosts sleep so soundly? I wonder if you can dream."

Then there was a rustling sound, and Gu Huai continued to whisper: "I heard that people can still hear the sound of the outside world when they are sleeping. If you whisper in the ear of a sleeping person at this time, you can give him Brainwashing, now I will try."

He cleared his throat and muttered solemnly: "Anfei stay, stay, stay... Anfei is a little idiot, a little idiot, a little idiot..."

Then there was a moment of silence, Gu Huai said with a low smile: "You were talking in your sleep just now, saying that you are not an idiot."

Depend on!Of course I am not stupid!You are an idiot and childish ghost, why do you insist on brainwashing me next to my ears at night!

"Of course, you are not stupid at all. I tried to fool you tonight, but you saw through it? You also said that you have no advantages, which is obviously one of your advantages, but sometimes I hope you can be more confused , but you happen to be smart at that time." Gu Huai smiled, "I won't let anything happen to you. An Fei, have a good dream."

Most of the memos recorded by this guy are of this kind of boring content. Sometimes they are three or five sentences, and sometimes they will hum a melody softly. It seems to be chatting with me.

There is a section with a very serious title called "Important Records". I thought it was some important content, but after listening carefully, I found out that it was this guy's observation record of me:

"Anfei ghost, natural and harmless, the color will change subtly because of the mood. When you are in a bad mood, the color will become darker, which may be to express the heavy; Reduce the sense of existence and hide; when you are happy, the whole body will turn slightly yellow... It is hard to understand why it turns yellow? As for when you are shy, it will become powdery, um, it is quite cute. Other colors need to be observed later. "

Observe the fart!This guy is colorblind, when did I turn pink!

Sometimes, it is an analysis of the people around me:

"Anfei, I think your brother has seen what happened to us. Otherwise, there are three of us going to eat, so why is there an empty chair and not allowed to leave... Well, he is your brother after all, and he knows you too well. It's only a matter of time before I reveal my secrets to him. Speaking of which, your brother's prejudice against me is not so deep, if he knows that I took your body, I'm afraid it will be bad luck. "

Sometimes, it is simply bullying:

"An Fei, I found that you really hate me. I don't seem to bully you very much. Well, I admit that my personal character may be a little bit bad. If it makes you unhappy, I will tell you now. You apologize. If you think this is not enough, then I’ll say sorry a few more times. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, is that enough? If it’s not enough... Well, then I’ll have to trouble you to say sorry a few more times. No way, who Let me sound exactly like yours now."

Fortunately, he also named this paragraph "Apology Statement", co-authoring is to let me apologize to myself!

Others are his evaluation of me, divided into advantages and disadvantages.I counted and found out that among the 120 pros and cons in total, there are 110 cons and only [-] pros.

...He can count so many of my shortcomings, how bad I am!

Shouldn't the normal plot development be that the phone memo is full of affectionate confessions to me, which makes me more and more moved as I listen to it?I should have known this guy never played his cards right!

I angrily listened to him list my advantages: handsome, handsome, and handsome.

That's right, out of the fifteen advantages, those who praised my appearance accounted for ten.The remaining five... Tch, don't mention it.

In his heart, am I such a person who only has appearance and shallow inside?

The advantages are all like this, not to mention the disadvantages.I didn't even want to turn it on. I stared angrily for a long time, and wanted to turn it off and go to sleep, but I didn't know why my fingers didn't listen, so I touched it lightly:

"The ugly words are in the front, but the shortcomings are in the bottom. If you listen to it, you will definitely become angry. So, you must think twice. I will count three numbers-one, two, three. Do you really want to listen? Are you sure? Well, I'll say it then.

"Now let's talk about the shortcomings. The biggest problem with you is that you are too cute. You like to act like a baby at every turn, and you are so cute that you can't bear it. This is a bad habit, and it will make people want to take you home Hide it—let me be the first to say, I never think about it that way. Well, if I do, it's very, very occasionally.

"Of course, this bad habit is hard to get rid of, and I don't have a good solution. So, I can only ask you to keep it up!"

I was startled.

I have heard these words before. In the crew of "Rain Master", after I found out that I like Gu Huai, I accidentally heard him say these words into the mobile phone.At that time, I thought he had another love, but now I know that these words were originally said to me by him.

However, do I like being coquettish so much?Unconvinced, I opened another one.

"You still have a very serious problem, that is, you can't count. Oh, tell me, what is my relationship with you? You hate me and spend so much money on me, and I can't return it to you. Spending money for nothing can still be heard, but spending it on me, but you have nothing. Tell me, don’t you know how to count?”

nonsense!I was angry, but after thinking for a long time, I couldn't find a good example to refute, so I had to swallow my anger and continue listening.

"By the way, your memory is not good either, and you always forget some very important things."

It was only when I heard this that I remembered that at the beginning, I made an agreement with Gu Huai that he would give me 8000 yuan if he occupied my body for one day.I seem to have always forgotten to ask for this money...Damn it, he had the nerve to say that I have a bad memory, didn't he also keep forgetting to give it to me with a bad memory? !

"I even forgot the first time I met me, but I always remember it clearly.

"At that time, you were probably just now. You intentionally dyed your silver-gray hair and wore earrings, trying to pretend that you were cool, but in fact you couldn't hide your youthful aura, and it was very conspicuous in the bar. You asked me for wine, and I made a glass of juice for you, and you slurped it all up without telling the difference.

"Later, you stood up for me. To be honest, I was a little surprised. I guessed a lot at the time, and even wondered if you had taken a fancy to me. I found out later that, in fact, you didn't see my face clearly at all, and you didn't remember it. I just saw someone in trouble and instinctively wanted to help.

"At that time, I might be a little... Cough, isn't it vulgar? I never thought that one day I would fall in love with someone at first sight."

Gu Huai exhaled lightly.I could see him, turning his head in embarrassment, his ears flushed.

"I've only met you once, and I don't even know your name. I only know that your brother has a lot of background, but I asked everywhere, but I couldn't find out. The level you are in is really beyond my reach.

"Later, I went to another city and continued to work around with my dream of acting. That day, when I was preparing to perform in a bar, a thought suddenly popped into my head. There were so many people coming and going in the bar, You won't be here. I'm doomed not to see you.

"But how could there be such a coincidence? Just when I was thinking that way, you followed Qiu Yicheng and walked in foolishly." To use a bad street saying.At that moment, my world lit up. "

He smiled and hummed a couple of lines.

"However, although your appearance suits my taste, this alone is not enough. So, I will observe you silently and find fault with you vigorously.

"I picked and picked, and finally picked out 110 shortcomings, and found out fifteen of your strengths. But you see, there are such coincidences in this world. I happen to like all of your strengths and weaknesses. "

I made a "puchi" and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Gu Huai's departure brought me grief, which he was already prepared to heal with one hand.

I listened to the recordings one after another, and my mood gradually calmed down.

With the company of family and friends, I am not alone.I know that I will live a happy life, as Gu Huai hoped, and will no longer be wallowing in sadness.

But at the same time, I also realized very clearly that there is no one in the world who is better than Gu Huai.

This day happened to be the broadcast time of the previously recorded variety show.

I turned on the TV and saw Gu Hua, who was using my body, wearing a beautiful dress, singing in a bar.Perhaps because of the effect of the program, Gu Huai's singing was edited out.In the later stage, many funny sound effects and emoticons were added, and the audience in the bar laughed very happily.

I'm laughing too.

I don't want you to listen to the song that Gu Huai sang for me.

The author has something to say

Thank you all for your comments and Starfish!Gu Huai expects to come out in one or two more chapters~

This chapter isn't bad at all.

In the last chapter, the previous version was actually even more brutal, and I was about to cry.But it feels a bit deliberate, and Anfei's mind is relatively simple, and he doesn't seem to think so complicatedly, so he tried to reduce the heavy parts as much as possible, and changed it to the current appearance.

So it's really not cruel, look at the treatment of my previous protagonists, An Fei and Gu Huai, tsk tsk...