[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

"...Don't talk about me, there are still a lot of things here, eat it quickly!" In order to change the subject, Emiya Shirou hurriedly lined up the food boxes he was holding, and took two sandwiches for each. One for Yelan and Matou Sakura.

As for why I didn't give it to Saber... She was eating the portion she was in charge of, and Yelan was too embarrassed to snatch her, so after Saber handed Yelan the food box, he could only eat it. After taking a few mouthfuls, he put it back in front of Saber.

Saber, who ate and ate, has left the battle circle, but a new member has joined in, that is Emiya Shiro.

He himself didn't intend to join the fight, but the two kings saw that he was so close to their common enemy Tongying Jian, and Yelan was quite gentle with him, so they blacklisted him as well.

"Bastard, how dare you not present the tribute to this king?" Gilgamesh first started to taunt.

"Hahahahahaha! Gold, your expectations are really too high! A mere dull person feels panic and at a loss when he sees the king's face. How can he still present a tribute meal!" Ozimandi Yas followed suit.

Emiya Shiro: "..." He endured it!

"Hmph! It seems that I have lived with the bastards for too long, which has affected my eyesight." Ming blamed himself for not knowing people, but mocked Emiya Shirou's lowliness.

This is not a clever speech, and Yelan, who is relatively slow in this regard, can understand it clearly: "... Jill, I am very happy that you and Miyameng have stopped arguing, but can you not turn the gunfire to On others?" At the same time, he cast a sorry look at Emiya Shirou.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind what they say." For the sake of being a gentle hero, Emiya Shirou decided not to argue with those two middle school students, and just ignored their words.

But in this way, it gave the kings a reason to attack him.

"How courageous are you? How dare you not engrave the jade words bestowed by this king on your heart?" Gilgamesh raised one eyebrow coldly.

"Boy, for committing the crime of belittling others, you must be mentally prepared to face the consequences, right?" A little bit of magic power converged on Ozymandias, and one could see the vague concept of armed forces on the outside of his casual clothes. Out of form.

Then, another person who "underestimated" Ozymandias bluntly covered that profound and handsome face, and pushed him back: "Miamon, when did you become so low as to bully a man?" To the extent that children are happy?"

"Hahahahahaha! A mere dull person is not good enough for Yu to bully! If you want to bully, you will be bullying—you."

Ozymandias narrowed his eyes, opened his lips, and Ye Lan had already taken this trick from him, so he quickly took his hand back and wiped it on the tissue beside him.

Gilgamesh really wanted to directly reward the sun for a fortune, and let him know that Ye Lan can't be teased by everyone, but their biggest opponent now is not each other, so they can only bear it with a cold snort.

Ye Ye Ye, look at how much this king has paid for you, in the future, you must repay me well...

Thinking of the indescribable scene of Ye Lan under him a long time ago, Gilgamesh licked his lips happily.

Ye Lan: "..." Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?

A round of fighting is over, and the next round will start immediately.

"Brother doesn't seem to have eaten anything? Why don't I go buy some more?" Saber worried that Ye Lan didn't have enough to eat without blushing or panting, and didn't feel that she was the culprit at all.

Ye Lan: "...No, I don't need to eat..."

He looked at the number of empty food boxes in front of him, and then at the salad and sandwiches in the hands of Sakura Matou and Shiro Emiya who survived.

Hmm... Could it be that Saber herself still wants to eat but is too embarrassed to ask?

"Ah...cough!!! Then I will trouble you, seeing everyone eating so happily makes me want to experience the same delicacy too!" Ye Lan insisted on breaking out a reason.

If it is said that Saber is not full, it is definitely not. As a servant, the food she eats is digested into magic power, so there is no problem with ten times the amount.

"Okay! Then Shirou, let's make another trip!" Saber thought about the delicacies on the menu that she hadn't ordered just now, her eyes shone brightly like only a foodie would understand.

Emiya Shirou froze.

There's nothing wrong with taking a trip, but...

He touched his shriveled wallet without a trace.

Mr. Hebao, it seems that you have to be tortured again...

Fortunately, when he was distressed to calculate how much money he would have to save this month to cover this unexpected expense, a savior appeared.

"E...Archer! Do you want to come to the park to relax too?" Seeing his former family -- no, now Ye Lan thinks they are still family -- he moved his buttocks to give Emiya the space beside him Get a spot.

——Well, that's right, because after all, there are only two places next to Yelan, and now there is one more person, and of course the ones who are pushed aside are the sad kings.

Gilgamesh & Ozymandias: "..." Oh! Another goblin vying for favor!

Emiya wanted to refuse at first, so she could just sit opposite Yelan and beside Saber, but seeing Gilgamesh's dark face that was as dark as ink, she smiled viciously and sat down as she said.

It was only then that Emiya Shirou understood what the nodding of the man when he left earlier meant.

Emiya Shiro: "..." So this is another servant who placed a play for his Master and then came to fight for favor?

Well, it might not be right to say that, the only one who does this is Ozymandias, and Saber will pay more or less attention to Emiya Shirou when he competes for favor.

Emiya handed out the picnic basket in her hand: "Here."

Ye Lan opened it, and inside was a clean and tidy glass crisper, which Ye Lan was very familiar with.

Thinking of the memories of <Day and Night>, Ye Lan's eyes narrowed with a smile: "I like Archer the most!!!"

Gilgamesh & Ozymandias: "...???" W-what?They are just discussing new countermeasures, why has Ye's main palace (not) already been decided?

But compared to Ozymandias, Gilgamesh still has room to maneuver.

"Oh? So you love me so much? My king agrees! Come on, don't fall into my arms yet!" Gilgamesh said, what about Archer, is he also Archer's?

Yelan blinked: "Ah... no, I'm talking about E... this Archer, not Jill."

"Huh? What did you say? Didn't I hear you?" Gilgamesh was selectively deaf.

Emiya snorted coldly: "You need to play dumb to get Ye's attention, you really have fallen, King of Heroes?"

"Bastard! Who gave you the right to talk to this king!" Gilgamesh stared at Emiya with murderous aura in his red eyes, which were no different from snake pupils, and he could even feel the temperature drop significantly.

"Hmph! Isn't it you who reacted to my words?" Emiya was not afraid of him, and continued her taunting career.

Ye Lan caressed her forehead.

Why are you arguing again...

My heart is so tired, but the cub is still the cutest.

As long as there is no fight, Yelan doesn't plan to take care of it, completely ignoring the tense atmosphere over there, and happily picks up the dishes made by Emiya and introduces them to the boys and girls.

The three of them could not help but move their index fingers when they smelled the rich aroma that came out when the lid was opened, and they also ignored the Shura Field beside them, and happily shared their food.

But as soon as they entered, they noticed it.

Hmm... Does this taste a bit like the cooking made by me/Shirou/senpai?

Saber and Emiya Shirou were stunned for a while, then thought it was probably a coincidence, and didn't take it seriously; Matou Sakura was different, after carefully looking at the appearances of Emiya Shirou and Emiya, she was thoughtful.

She wouldn't mistake her senior's taste, and if that Archer didn't comb his hair back and put his bangs down a little...it would be the senior's tanned appearance when he was an adult.

Matou Sakura is very confident, she will never make a wrong judgment on Emiya Shirou's matter.

That being the case, there is only one answer - Archer is the senior who has come of age...or the appearance of becoming a Heroic Spirit!

No wonder Lan Nisang often has an E sound before calling Archer. It turns out that he paused because he was afraid of revealing his identity!

Archer is the senior, so she can't hold back if the senior wants to hide his identity!

Matou Sakura glanced at Emiya with a smile.

Emiya: "...???"

But senpai is really amazing! You can actually become a heroic spirit! As expected of senpai!

Of course, Matou Sakura will not have feelings of admiration for Emiya because of this, she always only likes the current Emiya Shirou, knowing that Emiya is Emiya Shirou's future is at most a high degree of goodwill towards him. .

Emiya looked at the smiling Matou Sakura with a puzzled face, not knowing what to say, so she turned back and continued to fight with Kim Pika, not knowing that her vest had been stripped off and there was nothing left.

The weather was relatively hot in the afternoon, so the group went shopping in the covered shopping street.

Matou Sakura happily pulled Emiya Shiro to help her choose clothes, even if she didn't buy it, her heart was filled with sweetness when she heard her sweetheart praise her.

And because Emiya Shirou was taken away, Yelan could only help Saber pay for it, which made the latter couldn't help but believe that he had always carried banknotes with him after passing through the modern world, so there was no one who wanted to pay the bill with gold embarrassing situation.

Naturally, he didn't forget about Emiya and the two kings, and he understood the tastes of the three of them. When he paid for Saber, he also gave them a copy, so as not to get angry again.

The facial expressions and words of all three of them are more different, very interesting.

Emiya would show a slight smile, thank you honestly, and eat while thinking about how to reproduce this snack; Ozymandias ate it obediently; at the end was Ozymandias, who first laughed hahaha to show that Ye Lan would think that he really loved him, and then stared at Ye Lan after finishing the snack, as if what he ate was not food but It's that person.

After a few people had patrolled the surrounding snack bars, Matou Sakura came back with Emiya Shirou.

"Huh? Why did you buy these? Is it because you don't have enough money?" Looking at the only paper bag in Jian Tongying's hand, Ye Lan wanted to pay.

Jian Tongying quickly waved his hand: "No, no, Uncle Kariya loves me very much, and usually buys me a lot of clothes, because... because senior said I look best in this one... ..”

Not only Matou Sakura blushed, Emiya Shirou's face was also hot.

Ye Lan sighed in her heart about the romance and beauty of youthful love, and at the same time, she also had a bad taste: "Archer, why haven't I seen you blush?"

Ye Lan leaned over, and the tips of their noses were almost touching, but the shameless Gilgamesh pulled him back by the collar: "What are you doing so close? Don't you see?" Did you fuck that bastard?!"

Yelan couldn't laugh or cry, but he didn't explain anything, he knew that Gilgamesh was just cursing casually, and he would be misunderstood if he really panicked and explained.

He pulled Ozymandias and Emiya and made them stand side by side: "Hey! You blushed for a while and showed me!"

Ozymandias and Emiya: "..." This is definitely a mockery of their skin color!

In the end, the matter was of course unsuccessful, Ye Lan could only give up amidst Emiya's cold snort and Ozymandias' converse molestation.

In the end, Matou Sakura proposed to hold a dinner party at Emiya's house, so the group went to another shopping street selling fish, meat and vegetables to buy a lot, and then returned to Emiya's house.

The author has something to say: When you are in the Shura field, please don't care about the IQ of Shan Dawang and La Er, because - there is no XD

The stupid author should have asked, but no one answered, so I am asking again. The stupid author can’t see the cover of the article here, can you see it over there, little angels?

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