[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

"Hahahahahahaha! Gold, don't you come up? Or, you—can't you come up? Hahahahahaha!"

Gilgamesh couldn't transform into a spirit body, and he couldn't go up as easily as Ozymandias. Logically speaking, he couldn't tolerate the feeling of being trampled under his feet, but at this time he just despised it. With a sneer: "Idiot."

Ye Lan tilted her head.

Um?Why is it different from the expected reaction?I was ready to appease him and stop booing... It's not Jill at all!

Within a few seconds, Yelan understood the reason for Gilgamesh's calmness.

In the early morning, there was a lot of traffic on the bridge, and there were more than one person. Besides, Ozymandias' loud laughter was very penetrating, and he was quickly noticed by many people.

Ordinary people were mostly pointing at the bottom, and a few took out their mobile phones to call the police, but before they could make a move, the guard in charge of managing the bridge appeared: "The gentleman above! How did you get up there? ! Come down, it's very dangerous!"

Although seeing Ozymandias smiling very happily, he didn't look like someone who wanted to commit suicide, but the guards were still worried. After all, there are many crazy people before they die!

Even if it is not to commit suicide, what if one accidentally slips and falls off?

"Sir! Calm down! Don't move there!" The guard yelled through the loudspeaker to advise Ozymandias, and hurriedly contacted the fire brigade to save him.

Ozymandias didn't notice it, or he didn't care about the noise of the little people at all, and sat cross-legged on the arch bridge, admiring the magnificent scenery: "Ah, looking at it this way, it's really similar to the rest of Egypt." It's similar..."

The Nile River, the mother river that supplies all the Egyptians with water, is also so lively and beautiful; of course, his Nile River is much more spacious and atmospheric!

The following people don't know Ozymandias' emotions at all, and don't want to know.

"...Let's go." Ye Lan covered her face.

Shame! Shame enough! Super shame!

The others didn't speak, but their steps forward clearly agreed with Yelan's proposal.

Gilgamesh sneered again, and repeated, "Fool!"

Ye Lan looked at him.

Suddenly I feel that Jill is not so secondary! At least she doesn’t like high places like smoke or fools!

——No, no, have you forgotten the first time you met in the Holy Grail War last time, what was this Gympika standing on?

Everyone tacitly pretended not to know that idiot, and seemed to be leisurely admiring the scenery of Yuanchuan on the bridge, but walked quickly on their feet, afraid that the person above would react and stop them.

So, when Ozymandias found a large group of people around him, and firefighters trying to approach him on a ladder, he looked back and said, "...how dare you leave Yu behind, it's disrespectful." !"

Looking at the fireman who stretched out his hand to pick him up, Ozymandias frowned in disgust: "People without light are not qualified to touch Yu's jade body."

When he stood up, the firefighter thought that this person finally thought about it and was willing to go down with him. He was afraid that he would be too close to irritate others, so he immediately directed the person operating the ladder to bring him closer.

Ozymandias gave the firefighter an indifferent glance, snorted contemptuously, and then jumped off the other side of the arch bridge under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Firefighter: "..." Youjump, Iju... No, it was agreed not to jump? ? ?

——No, I didn’t say yes.

The lower part has also been prepared long ago. A thick air cushion is laid on the ground, fearing that the firefighters will not be able to persuade people, but they all forgot that people don't have to jump in the direction of the road, do they?The broad Weiyuan River opens its arms at any time, waiting for people to dance (no).

But it can't be blamed that they didn't pay attention. Whoever made Ozymandias always face the direction of the bridge deck made people think that he was jumping on the road when he wanted to jump.

When the police and fire brigade saw that someone had drowned in the river, they quickly organized a rescue team, and immediately found several motorboats to search and rescue on the river.

Unfortunately, they were doomed to be in vain, because Ozymandias had already transformed into a spirit body in mid-air, and chased Ma(Ye) Si(Lan) Tower according to the contract.

When they found them, the group had already laid out picnic mats on the turf of the park, chatting with Lele and waiting for lunch.

Ozymandias walked over, but no one answered him.

"Hou~ The crime of ignoring the pharaoh is very serious, even Yu's princess can't be forgiven lightly." Ozymandias picked up his own Master who was next to Yelan and changed his position. Fill.

Sakura Matou: "..." I bullied her while my seniors were not around QAQ

Where did Emiya Shiro go?

Since it was an impromptu trip, he didn't prepare meals in advance, so he, the boy with the lowest status, could only run errands to buy lunch... Saber also followed, saying that he was worried, but look Her eyes glowed when she heard lunch, and she probably knew what she actually wanted to do with her.

It's not that Yelan didn't think about letting himself do the work, but Emiya Shirou was glared at by Gilgamesh. Although he wasn't very afraid of this person, it was nothing serious to run errands, so he agreed.

And Emiya Shirou and Saber left, Ozymandias was not there, Gilgamesh thought that he finally had time to be alone with Ye, so he walked over happily, and then... Then he was killed by Matou Sakura Cut it off.

Compared with her best friend, Ye Lan obviously dotes on children more and concentrates more on chatting with Matou Sakura, so Gilgamesh is left out in the cold.

At this moment, going back to the beginning, Ozymandias came over, and the Hele he saw naturally excluded the rival in love.

What Ozymandias said did make Yelan look up at him, but what he got was a displeased look: "Miamon, be gentle with Sakura!"

Ye Lan rescued the poor child from Ozymandias, comforted him gently, and left a king aside.

Jian Tongying looked at the aggrieved second king, then at Ye Lan who was concerned about whether she was dragged somewhere, smiled and narrowed her eyes, expressing: Pleasure=v=

The two kings looked at Matou Sakura's smile, and the more they looked at it, the more they felt provocative. They looked at each other and silently reached an agreement: a temporary truce, and deal with the brat first!

When Emiya Shiro and Saber returned to the picnic with a large amount of lunch, they happened to see this scene

A turbulent fight for favor.

Emiya Shiro: "..." I don't really want to go there, but what if Sakura is also in the Shura field?

Turning around, I was about to ask Saber's opinion, but who knows that the person disappeared, and looking back, Saber pushed Gilgamesh and Ozymandias away without fear of danger, and offered the lunch she bought back Pass it over: "Brother, eat it while it's hot! Shirou said the sandwiches here are delicious!"

When Saber mentioned his name, everyone found out that Emiya Shirou had returned, Matou Ying had a happy face, Ye Lan nodded and said thank you for your hard work, while the two kings snorted disdainfully.

Emiya Shiro: "..."

Forget it, anyway, he doesn't need the love of the two men.

Due to Saber's joining, the battle became more and more chaotic, even though Matou Sakura kept beckoning him to pass, he still hesitated.

The current seat is like this: Yelan is in the center, Matou Sakura is on the left, the two kings are on the right, and Saber is holding a food box in front. If he passes by, the seats should be between Matou Sakura and Saber The corners that are sandwiched, the edges belong to the edges, and he still doesn't want to join this scuffle for favor.

"Shirou Emiya." A deep male voice interrupted his entanglement.

On the trail beside the turf, stood a burly man with dark skin. Emiya Shirou had seen him a few times before, "...Archer? Why are you here?"

Emiya picked up the bag in the handle, with the same logo on it as the food box that Emiya Shirou was holding: "Rin asked me to buy it."

Only then did Emiya Shiro remember that he would know this light food restaurant because of Tohsaka Rin's recommendation.

In fact, before the group set off, Matou Sakura also asked Tohsaka Rin if he wanted to be together, but the method of eliminating the Great Holy Grail that the latter and Tohsaka Tokiomi studied again happened to be at a critical juncture, and it was really inseparable, so she refused .

And when it was lunch time, after another morning of high-intensity mental work, Tohsaka Rin was so hungry that he remembered Matou Sakura saying that they were going to have a picnic. Although he couldn't go, he could eat similar food as a reward. yourself?It's just right that the sandwich can be eaten with one hand, and you can work while eating.

So she sent Emiya, the only idler in the family, to run errands for her.

Emiya told him that if he wanted to eat a sandwich, he would make it himself, to ensure the taste and be faster, but the tired Tohsaka Rin played a little willful, even if he had to eat the sandwich from this light food restaurant, Emiya had no choice but to I went out and bought it.

After answering Emiya Shiro's question, Emiya asked: "What's going on here?"

Emiya Shiro smiled wryly: "As you can see, it is an obvious Shura field."

Emiya looked at Saber and Sakura Matou, then at the two kings, nodded, and then left.

Emiya Shiro: "...???" What do you mean?

In the end, he moved over with difficulty under Matou Sakura's greeting, and sat in the corner tremblingly, hoping that the artillery fire would not affect him.

But obviously, he became a lucky archer after death, and his luck was not very good in life.

"E...Shirou, right? Thank you for taking care of Sakura." Yelan completely put herself in the position of a parent.

If a random boy who doesn't know approaches Tongying, Yelan will feel that her good cabbage is being pushed by a pig, and she will not separate the two, but it is inevitable to pick this one; but now the object is Emiya. Shirou is the youth of his family, Yelan couldn't be more at ease.

"When we leave in the future, Sakura will ask you more."

—Look, look! This tone of marrying a daughter!

Emiya Shirou's handsome face was covered with a thin layer of red: "Where is it... I am the one, and I have been asking Sakura to help at home."

"The time spent at my senior's house is my best memory, so it's not troublesome!" On the contrary, Sakura Matou was more calm than Shirou Emiya.

"Really...that's good." Knowing that when she was not around, Tong Ying would be taken care of and had a good time, Ye Lan was relieved.

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