[football] dislocation

"How did this happen? Why didn't we change it back, it was obviously like this last time, so we changed it back!"

Guti walked back and forth, he was a little anxious.Originally, he thought that he could change it back as long as he kissed Redondo, but he was never in a hurry, instead he teased Redondo in various ways.

But who would have thought that they tried hard several times, various kissing positions, length of time, and the initiative. The mouths of both of them were already swollen, but they still didn't change it back.

Redondo didn't say anything, he just sat on a chair beside him, his face somewhat tired.Just now he seemed to have kissed all the kisses in his life in a short period of time, but it still didn't work.

Raul said weakly: "Maybe we didn't find the right way." After he finished speaking, he felt that he was talking in vain. Just now, the two people were about to stage a movie called "36 Ways of Kissing" in front of him. Teaching demonstration, the result is still useless.

But Guti listened to his words, and his eyes lit up: "Maybe it's true. The last time we changed back was during the game. Why don't we try it on the court after the second half of the season starts? "

Redondo said sarcastically: "Then do you want to ask Carlos to hit you again? Or maybe we just wait until the next season's home game against Barcelona? By the way, do you need to ask the Football Association to make a match against Barcelona?" Is the game time scheduled at the same time as last time?"

Guti was a little speechless, as Redondo said, if all these issues were considered, it would be very difficult and almost impossible to completely replicate the previous situation.However, he still insisted on reasoning: "How will you know if you don't try?"

Raul said with some concern: "Will there be any negative impact if you kiss again? Kavagal finally helped you settle that rumor." The rumor he said refers to the previously rumored Guti and Redondo was rumored to be gay.

Guti couldn't help becoming irritable, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, does he want to be trapped in Redondo's body for the rest of his life?He has aged several years for no reason, and has become a stubborn old man who is smelly and hard. He can love whoever he wants, anyway, he doesn't want to!

But even if Guti is unwilling, there seems to be no good way for him and Redondo to switch back now.He could only acquiesce in the cruel reality that he was going to become an old man again for the time being.

Guti acquiesced to reality in this way, and Redondo also had no choice.

Seeing that both of them seemed to accept the reality, Raul felt that he needed to call it quits.He didn't want to be cannon fodder between these two people.

Raul walked away shamelessly, leaving space for those two people who are always comparing each other's eyes today.It seems that they had a fight yesterday, but because of this unexpected situation, they are going to live together again.

Redondo glanced at Guti who was thinking about something while pointing his finger at his lips. He didn't speak, but started to clean up the wreckage of Guti's living room.This living room is very miserable. For Redondo, who has mild cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder, his patience is already the limit.

Redondo put the rickety furniture back in place, and then cleaned out the damaged ones that were almost unusable, and prepared to classify the garbage into categories for recycling.

At this time, Guti finally recovered from his own thoughts. He glanced at Redondo who started to clean, and then walked over to pick up the broom to clean the ground.

Seeing that Guti snatched away the work he was going to do next, Redondo didn't speak, just picked up a rag to wipe the furniture.

Although the two didn't communicate with each other, they cooperated tacitly. It took more than half an hour to clean up the living room to the point where people could see people.

Guti frowned, and the living room became empty. When he and Redondo fought, many furnishings in the living room were destroyed. After being cleaned up, the empty living room made him feel very awkward.

When Guti was already thinking about some day to go shopping and come back to decorate the living room, he suddenly heard Redondo say, "I'm sorry."

Guti turned his head and looked at Redondo in surprise, it was really not easy, he was able to hear the words "I'm sorry" from Redondo's mouth.

Seeing Guti look over, Redondo continued: "I apologize for what I said yesterday."

He was referring to the line he said Guti only had hairstyles like him.In fact, he regretted it when he just said it yesterday, it was the product of his indiscriminate words in a state of rage.Originally, he wanted to apologize to Guti, but Guti didn't give him this chance. At that time, Guti beat and bit him, which angered him.The two men fought and broke up unhappy, and Redondo had no chance to say this apology.

When Guti heard Redondo mention yesterday's words, his face sank immediately. To him, those words were undoubtedly another cut on the wound that had just healed, exposing the wound with blood dripping again. It hurts, it hurts!

Then Redondo seemed to have something else to say: "My apology is only for what I said yesterday. What I said was very inappropriate, even a bit low-level. I want you to know, Jose, you don't need to imitate anyone, I hope you are just you." This sentence is indeed from the heart of Redondo.

Guti's ears moved. If it was Redondo who opened the healing wound with his own hands, then it was Redondo who could heal the wound.

But then Guti, who just felt a little better, immediately felt that his mood was not so good, because he heard Redondo say: "But I still can't accept what I did to you. Jose, you have done too much to Argentine football." Too much, too much!"

Guti couldn't help but replied: "But if I don't do this, you may never be able to return to the Argentine national team!"

"If I can't return to the national team, that's also my fate." Redondo was silent for a moment before slowly giving his answer.

"Then are you willing? At the age of playing, at the peak of your competitive career, you missed the national team? It's not because you are inferior in skills, but because you don't like the current head coach, and you are not in the same faction with him. Are you willing? ?” Guti looked closely at Redondo step by step.

Redondo didn't speak, what can he say, that he is not reconciled, but with his dignity and pride, he will never bow down for a national team spot?

Looking at Redondo who did not speak, Guti smiled instead: "I promise you that you will not do anything to Argentine football for the time being, but the time limit is until this year's Copa America in Bolivia, let us see if Passarella will Calling you, how far can the Argentine national team go in the Copa America without Maradona?"

Redondo still didn't speak. In fact, he already knew the answer. He didn't know how far the Argentine national team could go in the Copa America, but he, Passarella, was impossible to recruit.

Next, the two tacitly stopped touching on the topic of Argentine football, and slowly and awkwardly brought their lives back to before they had this violent quarrel.It's just that if this problem is not completely resolved, there will always be an invisible rift between them.

When Raul came to bring them food the next day, he was surprised to find that the two seemed to be reconciled.He shook his head, a little thankful that he escaped quickly yesterday, otherwise he would have been caught as cannon fodder if he was caught between these two people who were going through the wind and rain.

Fortunately, the holiday is still a few days away, and Guti and Redondo have stayed at home in the apartment for the past few days to recuperate.It’s just that Guti’s personality made it unrealistic for him to stay in the apartment honestly and not go out. That day he went out to buy his favorite drink nearby, and rented a video by the way, and he was photographed by the paparazzi.

"Redondo went out with bite marks on his face, suspected love affair exposed", "Prince of Real Madrid and his hot girlfriend", "Redondo returns to Argentina during Christmas vacation to meet his girlfriend for a secret wedding date"...the news that appeared in newspapers and periodicals of all sizes Let Redondo be coldly opposed to Guti for two days.

This time, Redondo really saw how unscrupulous the media is. He obviously doesn't have a girlfriend, and he just went back to Argentina for Christmas, so he can fabricate so many unscrupulous news.

"Do you still think that the current media is still in the era of only broadcasting the team's record and telling about the team's training situation?" Guti said angrily. He is also tired of these media. If he ordered something, he could be photographed, and he was glared at by Redondo for two days. It was not a good feeling at all, and he almost suffered from indigestion.

The news about Redondo's hot and mysterious girlfriend lasted for a few days, and then was overshadowed by other news, which made Redondo somewhat relieved.

At this time, he was in the mood to tell Guti about Messi, because he needed the help of Guti, a local snake, to contact Messi with the Spanish hospital.If the two of them hadn't fought as soon as they met, and then exchanged things, he would have said it long ago.

"Are you responsible for that little guy's medical expenses?" Guti wanted to lament that Redondo's mind was still stuck in the past.

Redondo nodded: "Leo is already my godson. As a godfather, it is an obligation to bear his medical expenses." He cleverly ambiguously covered that Messi became his godson and he decided to pay for Messi's medical expenses. The order in which the two are charged.

Guti was deceived: "Well, you should be more generous to your godson." So he simply shut up and didn't tell Redondo about how to share Messi's medical expenses with other people.

In his opinion, both Real Madrid and Carvagal can help Redondo part of the burden.Although he is a loyal Madridist, Guti must also admit that Real Madrid does have a temperament of people who are stupid and rich, and they can be tricked.Anyway, for the rich and powerful Real Madrid, the medical expenses of Messi's little guy are only a drop in the bucket, and he can get the little guy's gratitude afterwards, which is very cost-effective.

The two of them did not continue discussing Messi's medical expenses, but studied which hospital had the best medical technology and could cure Messi's disease with confidence.

"For the hospital, I ask my father to help." Guti finally said.

After solving Messi's medical problem, Redondo also relaxed a lot. He showed his first smile in the past few days, and made a rare joke: "It seems to be my father now."

As soon as Guti heard this, he made a grimace at Redondo angrily. Redondo was indeed right. Now they have exchanged bodies, and his father has become Redondo's.

Seeing Guti's grimace, Redondo laughed out loud.He didn't know how funny it would be to grimace on the face he'd seen for almost 30 years.

Seeing that Redondo smiled, Guti also laughed.The atmosphere between the two has begun to gradually return to the atmosphere of the past.

After the winter break, Guti and Redondo returned to the team.Hierro, who came back from vacation, immediately felt ashamed after hearing Raul's news. It turned out that his previous happy vacation was almost like the last supper, and he had to clean up the mess for the two uncles when he came back.

The second half of the [-]-[-] season of La Liga started again. It may be that they wanted to vent the depression of changing their bodies inexplicably in the game. Both Guti and Redondo performed very well from the beginning of the second half of the season. outstanding.

During this period, there was another small episode, that is, in the first game of the second half of the season, Guti wanted to try to see if he could kiss Redon more during the game and see if he could change it back. Calculating Carlos very hard, hoping to make the other hit him again.It's just that he was watched by Redondo, who saw his small thoughts, and with the help of Hierro, who was full of bitterness, he insisted not to let him do anything wrong.

"Tch, don't try it if you don't try it, at worst I will kiss you every day!" Shi Guti groaned angrily at Redondo.

Redondo didn't speak, but raised his eyebrows threateningly.

Hierro held his stomach and felt a severe stomach pain. He looked bitterly at Raul, who was like a brother and brother, and got a look from Raul with a heart.

Alas, who can come and clean up these two ancestors!

In the second half of the [-]-[-] La Liga season, Real Madrid continued to run wildly on the road to the championship. Their situation this year is very good.Although Capello's tactics are very criticized, and the [-]-[-] doctrine also makes Real Madrid fans very disgusted, they are still happy that Real Madrid ranks first in the standings.

In the league this year, Real Madrid's most important competitor is Barcelona.

Barcelona has introduced many good players this year, and the "traitor" Enrique introduced from Real Madrid directly made Real Madrid lose face.And Ronaldo, who was introduced with a lot of money, is even more invincible, and he is called an alien.

Now Ronaldo ranks first in the La Liga scorer list. Among Real Madrid's strikers, only Raul ranks fourth.Fortunately, "Guti" also has a place in the scorer list, and he is very high in the assist list, so he did not cause dissatisfaction among Real Madrid fans.

However, Ronaldo is not the best scorer, because he was forced to stop scoring goals, and the [-] America's Cup is about to start in Bolivia.

[-] was not a big year for international football. There was neither the World Cup nor the European Cup.But there are also other competitions, such as the biennial Copa America.

This time the Copa America was held in Bolivia, and because of the South American Football Association's reform of the South American division system for the World Cup qualifiers this year, the Copa America started before the end of the European League.

This makes many players who play in Europe complain. After all, when the league is in full swing, they fly back to South America to play the Copa America. possible club players.

Of course, there are also people who choose to play for the country without hesitation when they are called by the motherland, such as the alien Ronaldo, who flew back to South America to participate in the Copa America when he almost fell out with Barcelona.Without Ronaldo, Barcelona's offensive firepower was reduced a lot, and Real Madrid fell farther and farther on the way to the final championship.

The Copa America can be said to make all European football clubs complain, of course there are exceptions.For example, in Real Madrid, Capello was very happy, and one of his main players, Redondo, was not called up by the Argentine national team.

Although he was a little surprised why his colleagues in Argentina didn't like Redondo, Capello still really wanted to hold his hands when he saw Passarella and say, "Thank you!"

Real Madrid and Capello are secretly happy that their main players have not been recruited, but in the eyes of many Argentine fans, this is a big problem.

Although when he was in the national team, there were seniors like Maradona and Caniggia in front of him, and among his peers there was such a brilliant existence as the god of war Batty, but Redondo, who has been honored as the prince of Real Madrid, still Very important among Argentine fans.They are all wondering why the national team turns a blind eye to Redondo, who already has such a status in Real Madrid?

A reporter threw this question to the national team coach Passarella at the press conference announcing the national team squad.

Passarella raised his eyebrows, he hated others interfering with the use of his personnel.From the day he became the head coach, someone always came to talk to him, such as getting XX into the national team, which made him very upset.Since his player days, he has been given adjectives like iron and blood. It can be said that he is not a person who is willing to listen to other people's opinions.He likes to go his own way and enjoy the pleasure of being arbitrary.

I really want to say, so what if he just doesn't want Redon to join the national team?Passarella still controlled his emotions and gave a seemingly reasonable reason: "I want a disciplined team, and I give a suggestion to players who may enter my selection, let them look very sloppy. Cut off my long hair, Redondo rejected me..."

A reporter interrupted him in surprise: "But don't you know that Redondo cut off his long hair two years ago?"

The other reporters also whispered that they had heard about Passarella's haircut.

Perhaps it is the relationship between the Pampas grassland that gave birth to the Argentines. Many Argentine players like to wear long flowing hair.Although some players are handsome with long hair, some players hurt their eyes, but the fans don't care whether the players have long hair or not.The length of hair does not determine the results of the competition. The arch-rival Brazil is sometimes bald and sometimes has an afro.

Passarella also came from the player era, and many teammates around him also have long hair, but I don't know why he gave such an order after becoming the head coach of the national team?

Some people even slandered him in order to show their authority.

Although many players dislike this hair-shaving order, and even hate Passarella because of it, when he was the head coach of the national team, they could only obey silently, just because they wanted to play for the national team and serve the national team. potency.

So many people saw Batty, the god of war who is still powerful in Serie A, but he no longer has that flowing long hair.In order to return to the national team, Batty chose to cut off his long hair.

Countless Argentine players have made the same choice as Batty. When cutting off their long hair, they may have cut off part of their dignity.Of course, some people tried to resist Passarella's "dictatorship" and refused to cut off their long hair. These people also missed the national team.

Whether it is a player who obeys the order to cut his hair or a player who refuses to cut his hair, they have a lot of dissatisfaction with Passarella in their hearts. These dissatisfactions accumulate more and more, and eventually as long as there is an opportunity, they will form a rebellion against Passarella the power of.

Redondo showed his long hair a long time ago, and he once refused the call of the national team because of his studies.Passarella didn't consider him in his roster at all, and simply used his hair as an excuse when reporters asked him repeatedly.

Because Redondo was not on the inspection list at all, Passarella hadn't watched Redondo's game recently, let alone noticed that he had changed his hairstyle, so that he just used his hair as an excuse and was immediately dismissed The reporter was stopped.

Passarella was a little embarrassed, he really didn't expect the proud and even annoying Redondo to cut his hair.

But seeing the narrow expressions of the reporters, he somewhat turned his anger on Redondo: "Redondo is not good enough that I have to recruit him to the Argentine national team, just like last year's European Cup, the head coach of Italy Sacchi did not recruit Baggio either."

Very good, Passarella was so anxious when asked by the reporter that he suddenly lost his mind and used Italy's failure to recruit Baggio in last year's European Cup as an example.

Following the reports of the reporters, there was a lot of talk about Redondo and Baggio, Sacchi and Passarella.

It can be said that Passarella made a very inappropriate analogy. Even without the World Cup champion, the meaning of Baggio to Italy is almost the same as that of Maradona to Argentina.Does his analogy mean that Baggio is not good enough at all, and he is not eligible to be selected for the Italian national team.You must know that the Italian team without Baggio failed in the European Cup. Before and after the game, some people always questioned why Sacchi did not bring Baggio.

Passarella's remarks annoyed the Italians, as well as Baggio's fans, and of course Redondo's fans.Even if Redondo doesn't have as many fans as Baggio, there are not many. Now that their male god is being slandered like this, who can bear it?

Even Saki, who had been shot once, probably didn't like Passarella at this time: I managed to make others forget that European Cup, and you brought it up again, wanting to make trouble?

Passarella's remarks were first spread in Argentina, then throughout South America, then to Europe, and to the whole world, and naturally they would also reach Redondo's ears.

The author has something to say: Donggu put aside the controversy for the time being, and when Passarella's remarks come out, Dong Ge probably should have acquiesced in his heart that someone is doing things behind his back.

And I can finally use the [-]th cut off Dong Ge's hair that I buried a few chapters ago. When Passarella issued an order to shave his hair and used this as a reason to refuse Dong Ge to enter the national team, he found out It turns out that people have already cut their hair...