[football] dislocation

It was Redondo standing at the door of the apartment.

Yesterday, after a fight with Guti and another fight, he decisively carried his luggage back to his apartment that he hadn't lived in for more than a year.

Although the apartment has no owner, Redondo has been hiring people to clean it regularly, so the environment of the apartment is still clean, as long as the dustproof cloth is removed, people can live in it.

It's just that there is no food in the apartment because there are no residents.However, Redondo doesn't have much appetite, and he doesn't want to go out to buy food with a pig's face, and then let people watch.

So he simply cleaned himself up and he went to bed.

Lei Dongduo was very angry today, and of course he was also very hurt.Lying on the bed, touching the teeth marks on his cheeks, Redondo couldn't help but sigh that someone's teeth are as sharp as a wolf dog.The next time he annoyed himself again, he would simply use the pliers to pull out that guy's small tooth, saving him from biting again.

Thinking about it, Redondo fell asleep.

He had been on the plane for a long time, and after getting off the plane, he had to toss with Guti for a long time. He was exhausted physically and mentally, and he slept very deeply.However, he still woke up early in the morning driven by a good biological clock, but when he opened his eyes, he found something was wrong.

This is not his home!But here he is very familiar, and what is important is that, judging from the messy and crooked furniture around, this is the place where he had a big fight with Guti before, that is, the living room of Guti's house, and at the moment he is lying on the floor.

He has obviously returned to his home that no one has lived in for more than a year, but when he wakes up, he finds that he is in Guti's house. If it is someone else, maybe the first reaction is that he is sleepwalking?

But for Redondo, he has already experienced this kind of thing once, and this situation is very familiar, as if it is a replica of the last time.

Getting up, Redondo looked for the mirror while moving his very stiff body.Sure enough, he saw Guti's face in the mirror, which means he and Guti seemed to have switched bodies again for some reason.

Redondo was originally a calm person, and he had already experienced this kind of situation once, so he was already experienced, so he went to wash up first, and while moving Guti's body that had become stiff from a night's sleep, he He changed his clothes again.He has a slight obsession with cleanliness, even in Guti's body now, he still feels the need to change clothes before going out.

After packing himself up, Redondo rushed to his own apartment where he had already gone yesterday.

After ringing the doorbell for a long time, the door opened.

Guti stood in the door with a face with teeth marks: "Come in."

Redondo walked into the room, and the two sat silently on the sofa, looking at each other.

Well, Guti has a tooth mark on his cheek, Redondo's face is half swollen, and both of them look miserable.Immediately, there was a sense of balance in the hearts of the two of them, and even the mood that was affected by this sudden body swap before was calmed down a lot.Seeing you so miserable makes me happy!

"We seem to have changed back again." Guti just got up and his voice was a little low.

"It looks like this." Redondo followed up stiffly, and he was still angry, especially after seeing the tooth marks on his face, the reason why he and Guti had a fight It went through his mind quickly again.

Both of them were angry and angry with each other, and at the moment they somewhat didn't want to talk to each other.Anyway, I have experienced body swapping once, so there is nothing to panic about.

The two of them just sat there in silence, to see who could speak first without holding back.

The first thing to break this silence was the gurgling sound from Guti's stomach. Redondo flew back on a long-distance plane. Although there was plane food on the plane, he didn't eat much.

After getting off the plane, he went directly to Guti again, and the fight took a lot of energy.I went back to my apartment yesterday. There was no food storage at home, and I was full at the time, so I didn't eat anything.At the end of the night, my stomach is empty, so I will naturally give a warning sound.

Guti hurriedly covered his stomach with his hands, and then kept staring at Redondo.This is the sound from Redondo's body, not his, so he didn't lose!

Redondo turned his head away, he felt a little ashamed, damn it, why did the stomach rumble at this time?

The silence turned into embarrassment, and both were ashamed of the situation.

As if adding fuel to the fire, Redondo's stomach also rang.Before Guti had time to eat yesterday, he was blocked by Redondo, had a fight, and then fell asleep.When he woke up, it was Redondo who took over the body. He was so busy taking care of his appearance that he didn't eat at all, so his stomach rang.

Two people, you look at me, and I look at you.Guti was still covering his stomach with his eyes wide open, childishly hoping to press back the voice in his stomach.Redondo's demeanor was better, he just moved his body quietly and put his hands on his stomach at the same time.

"Gululu..." The stomachs of the two protested against the ignorance of the two masters at the same time, and they rang at the same time.

"Forget it, let's go eat first." Redondo said helplessly. When he met Guti, all kinds of incredible and embarrassing things seemed inevitable.

"Cut." Guti curled his lips, comforting himself that he was thinking of the poor old man's stomach.

However, the two disagreed again on the issue of eating.

Originally, Guti wanted to go out to eat delicious food, but now he is very hungry and needs food to be comforted.

But Redondo firmly opposed it. He couldn't let "Leidondo" appear in public with a tooth mark bitten by a man or a woman.Now he is a little lucky, glad that he came back early before the end of the holiday, and there are still a few days before the team assembles, so that the tooth marks can have time to heal.

Guti quit, and now he has a lot of dissatisfaction with Redondo. He thinks that as long as he can embarrass Redondo, nothing else matters.

Seeing the malicious intent in Guti's eyes, Redondo persuaded Guti with only one movement. He pointed to his swollen face.

It was also Guti's own face. Looking at his face, which was as white and tender as ever, it was red, swollen and purple.

Only then did he remember that he was only thinking of embarrassing Redondo, but he forgot that he would be embarrassing too.Moreover, Redondo's tooth marks may not be noticed by many people, but the half of his pig's face can't be covered.It would be a loss of face, and he would lose even more.

What will people say? "Guti" was drunk and made trouble, and was beaten into a pig's head?

The decision to go out to eat was immediately forgotten by Guti, he thought for a while: "I will eat at my house, my mommy just sent me food the day before yesterday."

Originally, Redondo planned to order takeaway, but when he heard that Guti had delicacies made by Maria, he decisively rejected the takeaway that was not nutritious and healthy.

The two returned to Guti's apartment in Guti's car driven by Redondo.

After finally feeding their stomachs, the two stared at each other again.

Guti still couldn't hold his breath: "Why did we switch back?" He was a little puzzled, didn't they just fight, sleep, and then switch back?What is the principle?

Redondo said angrily, "If you ask me, who am I to ask?"

Guti probably angered Redondo too much. In short, in front of Guti, Redondo was less and less able to restrain his emotions.This kind of words, if it were with other people, he would never be able to say it.

Guti continued this sentence provocatively: "Then I'll ask someone else. Raul came back from the beach, and he said he would come over to give me a gift today, so I'll ask him." He gave Lei Dongduo a provocative look.

Redondo was a little annoyed: "It's up to you."

The two of them simply stayed in the living room, which was similar to the ruins of the battlefield. Neither Guti, the real owner of the house, nor Redondo, who was obsessed with cleanliness, had any interest in tidying up the living room.The two each lifted up a chair and sat there far away from each other.

Raul arrived at Guti's apartment more than an hour later. He came back half a day earlier than Redondo, intending to appease Guti who was left aside by him.So they agreed to come to Guti's apartment today and deliver the gifts they bought for Guti. By the way, the two of them went shopping, eating, shopping, and clubbing together.

Raul rang the doorbell of Guti's apartment and waited in peace for the door to open.He was in a good mood and hummed softly.

But when the door of the apartment opened and he saw the person standing inside the door, the song he was humming suddenly stopped.

Standing in the door was "Redondo", a "Redondo" with a tooth mark on one cheek.

Due to various reasons before, Guti and Redondo lived here together.Even if the two of them have changed their bodies, Lei Dongdo has no plans to move out for the time being.

Regarding the fact that it was Redondo who came to open the door, Raul was no stranger to it. You must know that he had seen Redondo clean up in Guti’s apartment and had eaten the dishes cooked by Redondo.

It's just that this is the first time he saw "Redondo" with tooth marks on his face, and Raul was a little flustered. He shouldn't be silenced by "Redondo" who turned into anger from embarrassment, right?And how did this tooth mark come out? It couldn't be the guy who gnawed it, right?

Due to some of his own reasons, Raul's train of thought ran in an infinite direction of "basic love".

But when "Redondo" opened his mouth, Raul knew he was wrong.

"Raul, why don't you come in as you stand stupidly at the door." "Redondo" looked at him impatiently.

"Jose?" Raul asked tentatively.

The other party nodded, as an admission of his identity.

"Holy Virgin Mary!" Raul couldn't help shouting, "Why did you switch back?"

He immediately remembered how much effort he and Hierro had put in to help them cover up when the two exchanged their identities over the past year or so.It's only been a few days, why did they switch back again?

Raul now has an urge to immediately pretend that he never came, and immediately turn around and call Hierro. No matter where Hierro is on vacation at the moment, he will call someone back.This kind of thing can't be carried by his small shoulders alone, and he still needs his elder brother to carry it.

Guti knew Raul very well, he glanced at the other person's expression, and directly blocked Raul's retreat: "Don't think about those impossible things, I have something to ask you, you come in quickly!"

Raul walked into Guti's apartment with slumped shoulders.

When he entered the living room, he was a little surprised that the living room in Guti's house, which was designed and furnished by Guti himself, and every piece of furniture was bought by him, turned into ruins.

But when he saw Redondo, who was as elegant and calm as if he was in a palace even sitting in the ruins, Raul could only bite the bullet and cheer up: "Hello Fernando."

Raul secretly looked at Redondo who was wearing Guti's shell at the moment, good guy, half of his face is swollen.

Well, a tooth mark, half a pig's face, there must be something in it.Raul unceremoniously guessed in his heart that the battle between those two people was quite fierce, and why they were injured so strangely.

But even though a small movie or series was about to show in his mind, after Raul was so casually glanced at by Redondo, he immediately became honest.

"What happened? Why did you change back again?" He made himself look extremely anxious, as if he was the one who encountered such troubles.

Guti shrugged and wanted to make a grimace at first, but the tooth marks on his face were tense and painful, so he could only make half of the grimace, which looked extremely ridiculous: "It's just changed again, I just changed it again. That’s it when you wake up.”

Redondo just nodded, saying that it was indeed as Guti said.

Raul couldn't help touching his chin and thinking: "What is the reason that you guys switched back again? José, think about it, did the same thing happen this time as before the last time you switched?"

"Can there be something similar..." Guti said irritably, but he seemed to think of something in the middle of the sentence, and his expression was not very good.

Raul knew Guti very well, and he knew Guti must have thought of something at a glance, so he asked: "What did you think of?"

Guti glanced at Redondo, and then muttered: "Isn't it because someone said, 'I only have hair like him'."

When Raul heard Guti say this, he immediately remembered the last time, he heard this sentence with Guti.Redondo said this again this time?Haven't they been getting along very well recently?He couldn't help but look at Redondo.

Redondo was a little surprised: "Did you hear the conversation I had with Hierro last time?" His mind turned quickly, and he quickly remembered the occasion when he said this sentence last time.That's what he said to Hierro in a bad mood after being pulled out by Guti because Guti got the same hairstyle as him.

It can be said that when Redondo said that at the time, he was really angry with Guti.Guti is really indestructible, he only pays attention to his appearance, but does not reflect on himself, nor does he play football seriously.It's just that he didn't expect that this sentence would be heard by the person involved, which made him a little embarrassed. There was a kind of embarrassment that the person behind the back was caught by the righteous master.

However, Redondo didn't feel that he was wrong. Now, he could say it again in front of Guti.

Guti didn't think so. Upon hearing Redondo's words, he immediately turned his head and ignored Redondo.

The atmosphere between the two people became awkward again, and it was also awkward for Raul to be caught between them. He glanced at the two people left and right, seeing that they ignored each other, he simply changed the subject.

"Then let's not care how you changed it back, let's think about how to change it back first."

Sure enough, this topic aroused the interest of the two people who were in the cold war at the same time, and the two looked at it together.

Being stared at by two pairs of piercing eyes, Raul was a little nervous: "Well, let's think about how to change it back."

"How can it be changed back? I remember that Fei... Redondo and I accidentally jumped together, and then we switched back." Guti awkwardly changed the name of Redondo from Fernando to Ray. Dongdo, and said vaguely about how he and Redondo got back in the first place. Anyway, the three of them are all witnesses, and everyone knows what happened.

After Guti finished speaking, he immediately came to his senses, that's right, he and Redondo came back after their lips touched their lips, (he didn't want to say kissing Redondo) Then try again!

The same Redondo has also thought about how he and Guti got back together that time. After all, this incident happened not long ago, and because of the way, he still remembers it fresh.

just kiss?Kiss with Guti?Redondo rationally rejected this method, but he couldn't think of any way to avoid kissing Guti and return it.

But before Redondo could figure out a way, a shadow appeared in his sight, followed by a warm and soft touch on his lips.

Redondo's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't expect that Guti would dare to kiss him forcefully.This damn guy, it's not just as simple as sticking his lips to his lips, he actually tried to stick his tongue into his own mouth.

Although his body was now replaced by Guti's small body, Redondo's burst of strength in his rage was still very strong, and he pushed Guti away who was trying to kiss with tongue.

Guti staggered twice and took two steps back.As soon as he stood firm, Redondo had already pounced on him.The furious Redondo really wanted to kill Guti at this moment.

Fortunately, Raul, who knew very well what Guti would do when he pouted his butt, already screamed in his heart when Guti rushed over to kiss Redondo, and hurried over with his feet.

Raul hugged Redondo who was in a state of rage: "Fernando, you can't kill Jose, otherwise you might not be able to change it back."

Raul's words were very useful to Redondo. After being unable to break free from Raul's control, Redondo finally calmed down.He tried to take a deep breath to calm himself down.

Seeing that Redondo had stopped yelling at Guti, Raul quickly let go of Redondo's waist, which he had been holding.Did he know that Redondo had always hated being so close to others, and when Redondo came back to his senses and couldn't hit Guti, the unlucky person would become him.

After taking a few deep breaths, Redondo calmed down.But Guti knows how to ignite. He doesn't feel that he has done anything wrong: "We just kissed each other last time in exchange for going back. There is nothing wrong with me trying this way."

Raul groaned, and he really wanted to say to Guti, buy more insurance, and remember to write the beneficiary in his name, because he felt that Guti would be slaughtered by Redondo sooner or later.

Redondo glared at Guti angrily, and Guti stared back bluntly.

Seeing the two people comparing eye size in front of him, Raul intervened helplessly between them. "Fernando, actually what Jose said is right, you did switch back like this last time, that..."

"We just touched our lips by chance, and we didn't kiss." Redondo was particularly concerned about this issue.

"Anyway, it's mouth to mouth." Guti said with a grin.

"Then let's try that... mouth to mouth?" Raul actually agrees with Guti's statement, and he thinks what's wrong with men kissing men in modern society. Didn't Redondo's two famous teammates also kiss? ever?

Guti nodded eagerly, but Redondo acquiesced in not saying anything.

So under the witness of Raul, the lips of the two of them touched each other's lips.

Raul blinked, and then he knew the effect.

"That's the end? It's so fast, it's separated as soon as it's touched, it's weird to be able to change it back." Guti said with a curled mouth, still holding Redondo's skin.

Similarly, Redondo, who still looked like Guti, didn't speak. It was he who brushed Guti's lips quickly with his lips just now.

The two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and started a new round of mutual staring.

Raul could only continue to be a peacemaker: "Why don't you try to go deeper..." Under Redondo's angry glaring, his voice became smaller and smaller until it disappeared.

But in the end, Redondo made his own decision: "Then...try to go deeper."

Guti looked at Redondo maliciously: "Are you coming or me?" He asked the party who took the initiative in the kiss.

Redondo felt that if Guti was allowed to take the initiative, he might have some bad intentions.This initiative must be in your own hands: "I'll do it."

"Okay then." Guti said with some regret. He wanted to try kissing Redondo at first, but he didn't have time to feel whether Redondo's lips were the same as his. hard.

"Come on." Guti pouted and looked at Redondo.

Seeing Guti blinking with his own eyes, Redondo felt particularly awkward.How could he make such a cute, no, disgusting expression.

But in order to be able to switch back and get back on track, Redondo could only come over and kiss Guti.

Guti was shorter than Redondo's son, and Redondo, who was wearing Guti's skin, could only kiss him on tiptoe.He slowly approached Guti, first traced the other's lip line with his lips, and then carefully poked his tongue in...

Raul's eyes widened. If he hadn't seen the tooth marks on the two people's faces at the same time, as well as the swollen half of their faces, he must admit that the two people's kisses were really pleasing to the eye.

After a while, Redondo ended the kiss. There was no abnormality on his face, but he was secretly trying to stabilize his heartbeat.Probably he really hasn't had any intimate behavior with anyone for too long, just kissing a man will cause some reactions.

But immediately a feeling of disappointment suppressed all reactions, because he and Guti still did not switch back.

The author has something to say: the rare and harmonious kiss of Donggu, of course, is to change back, but the stupid author makes them unable to change back in order to let them continue to do it.

At this point, I can say that the so-called principle of changing back and back is that there is no principle, no logic, everything is for harmony, and the change should be changed.

I saw an article written by Mr. Bosque today, selecting the perfect players he has worked with from various angles. In terms of understanding of the game, I chose Brother Long and Brother Dong, saying that they are like coaches on the field .Alas, I read it twice from top to bottom and didn't see someone's name. How unlucky you are in Dad's heart, Fourteenth Master!