Happy Ode to Fan

Women have 31 flowers, forty is bean curd.Fan Shengmei is thirty this year.Her flower is blooming brightly.

Different women feel differently.Just like flowers, different varieties have different fragrances.Fan Shengmei is like a red rose. It looks gaudy, but it is still the best among flowers and people's first choice.

On weekdays, even though Fan Shengmei wears a simple white shirt, she still can't hide her femininity.With a good figure, fair skin, exquisite facial features, and mature temperament, as long as she wants to, it is not a problem to charm a man casually while walking on the street.But even so, she still couldn't find a good home.

Fan Shengmei didn't understand it herself, she just wanted to find a man who had a house and a car and could let her live a life without worry. Is it difficult?There's no way, since men don't take the initiative to come to her door, she can only be more active and go on blind dates non-stop, just hoping to meet a man she likes.It's a pity that things backfired. After several blind dates, she met either a crooked melon or a good-looking but poor and handsome man.The same is true for the one today.With a handsome face, but a wretched heart.With glances down from time to time, and a faint smirk at the corner of her mouth, Fan Shengmei could tell who it was with just one glance.Not only did he have no money but no quality, she didn't bother to deal with such a man, but she still wanted to dismiss him with a smile.Don't show it even if you hate it in your heart, don't offend, this is Fan Shengmei's purpose.

Returning to the apartment exhausted, I thought I could lie on the bed and have a good rest, but I didn’t expect to be woken up by a burst of loud music, mixed with the noise of many people, it sounded very noisy .

First knock on the door to remind, useless.Called property, no use.In the end, the matter was resolved by another owner's call to the police.Fan Shengmei wanted to say thank you very much, but she didn't say anything because the owner of 2203 was still there.

To describe what kind of person this is, Fan Shengmei can only use one word to describe it - cool.

Without extra language, she went straight to the point, explained the reason for her calling the police, and blurted out the rules, so logical that Fan Shengmei couldn't help admiring her. She was definitely a strong woman, not a fake white-collar worker who was strong on the outside but not on the inside.

"Hey, little earthworm Guanguan, tell me, what does the owner of 2201 do?"

After finally making it to the weekend, Fan Shengmei put on her expensive facial mask and collapsed on the sofa.Thinking of the previous situation, I was full of doubts.A capable woman with a camera installed at the door, who the hell is she?Among other things, the clothes she was wearing that night, plus the electronic lock and camera, were not cheap at all.And as far as her pure English is concerned, if she hadn't spoken English for several years, she would never be so proficient.Fan Shengmei estimated that she was at least an executive of a foreign company.

"I don't know. But I guess, it's some kind of high-level executive of a foreign company. Just the two sentences of English she said that night, with a pure accent, I guess our supervisor can't match it."

Guan Juer put his head on the pillow and said

"I can't hear anything, but, as she is, she is so pushy, she can guess it, and she must be in charge. It's just that I can't think of anything else."

As Qiu Yingying spoke, she stood up and imitated Andy's appearance a few days ago, which was funny but still a bit like that.

"Why, if only she were a man. Why is she a woman?"

Fan Shengmei lightly tapped the mask, muttering regretfully.

"Sister Fan, what are you talking about? Why would it be nice if she was a man? Who is it?"

Qiu Yingying also has sharp ears, so she could hear her whispering to herself, but it's a pity that her IQ is not enough to understand the meaning behind her words.But this made Fan Shengmei secretly heave a sigh of relief.If she heard that she hoped that the owner of 2201 was a man, it would be strange if she didn't say it out loud

"It's nothing, you heard it wrong."

Fan Shengmei stood up, went into the bathroom, and took off the mask on her face.Looking at himself in the mirror, thinking about what he just said, he sighed softly.Just how horny is Fan Shengmei?To actually hope that she could be a man, even thinking about it, I think it's too absurd...