We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

[End of the text.Received the file "Happy to the Disabled Tyrant [Rebirth]" for collection~] [CP: Weak and pitiful but able to eat gluttonous things are forced by X stinky things to be irritable and respond to Long Gong] After the 108th demon mouth census, the Yaozu Family Planning Office promulgated A new rule - due to the excessive number of single monsters, it seriously threatens social security and is not conducive to the harmonious development of the two races.From now on, Yaozu prohibits being single.So Ying Long and Taotie, whose mothers have been single for thousands of years, were forced to go on a blind date—Ying Long Erlang turned his legs up: an orphan and a snake, no house or car, a salary of [-], and five insurances and one gold that were too expensive to pay.Taotie lowered his eyes and spoke softly: no father and no mother, eight brothers are all supported by me, part-time workers, with a daily salary of [-].The two broke up as soon as they hit it off, and went back to their respective homes.The next day, the Family Planning Office came to make a surprise inspection, and the two met again——Ying Long: Let's make do now?Taotie: ...then try it. ——————— Coincides with foreign monsters smuggling into the country and causing trouble in Jiangcheng.The Monster Management Bureau activates the first-level security, and the elites try their best to hunt down the culprit monster.Ying Long, who had just finished maintenance of his scales, spread his wings and rushed to help - Tao Tie, who was at work, took off his badge, put his younger brother in his pocket and left - the two met in the sky above Jiangcheng.Ying Long curled up his tail guiltily, and tried his best to hide the expensive jade tail ring behind his back: "I'm on a temporary business trip, how about you?" Tao Tie put his hands behind his back, covering the million wrist watch: "What a coincidence, I am too." The two looked at each other for a while, and said in unison: "I'll settle the score with you when I get back!" ★Reading Guide★ It's probably a story of two old monsters playing tricks with each other and the other really fell.In the Shan Hai Jing series, all kinds of monster cubs haunt, and fairy-tale-style cookies are privately set up like a mountain.Gong Shoumudan, a thousand-year-old virgin.Read the tags: #魔界暮恋#, #直亲also有真爱#, #单别老鬼而的Office Romance# ————————Follow the file—————————Follow the file "Happy to the Disabled Tyrant" [Rebirth]", click the column to save it~[CP: Gentle beauty suffers x iron-blooded ruthless God of War attack] Ye Yunting, the unfavored son of the Duke's Mansion, was married by an imperial decree to Li Fengqi, the king of Wu'an, as his concubine.King Wu'an guarded the northern border and killed countless enemies. He is a well-deserved God of War in Zhao Kingdom.However, when Ye Yunting married, God of War was already poisoned, his meridians were severed, and he could only lie on the bed and linger on his last breath.Ye Yunting was ashamed to marry him, and because he was afraid of the fierce reputation of the God of War, he hid in his yard and muddled through.Not long after, he accidentally drank the poisonous soup given to King Wu'an, and died in Huangquan.Before he died, the King Wu'an who was said to be dying half-kneeled beside his bed, held his hand and solemnly promised: "You died because of me. From now on, I will do my best to protect your relatives. Go with peace of mind." Later, when he ascended the throne as emperor, he kept his promise and protected his only family member.In the next life, Ye Yunting still couldn't escape the fate of being Chongxied by Wu An Wang.But this time, he decided to take good care of this dying man and repay his kindness from his previous life.Unexpectedly, after detoxification, the man was impatient and pulled him to consummate the house.He was hugged tightly by the man, and his warm breath hit his ears: "Follow me with peace of mind. From now on, I will protect you." Taotie [Jiang Greed], Ying Long [Ying Qiao (qiáo))] ┃ Supporting roles: Chen Hua, Ji Xian, Geng Chen, etc.