little turtle in the reeds

Lin Xiaoqiao hurriedly took back the copper gourd, and in her heart she confessed her sins to all the gods and Buddhas, and then learned from the painful experience——I will never dare to believe in metaphysics again.

He decided to give a good physical hygiene class to the teenagers and girls in Class [-] and [-] of our high school.

Just do it.

So this Friday, the friends in Class [-] listened to a class meeting with the theme of "Sex Education for Minors" with a look of bewilderment.In the class meeting, teacher Xiaoqiao followed the guidance and gave many specific and vivid cases, introduced systematic and scientific sex knowledge to the students, publicized the concept of healthy communication, and broadened the horizons of students.

After class, the friends looked at each other in amazement——

"So there are so many poses!"

Jiang Hai and Peng Zhuoyu were laughing wickedly, but Yuan Ye was not as vulgar as them.He was a little puzzled, thinking that Mr. Qiao's move must have a deep meaning.

"Ms. Xiao Qiao emphasized that homosexuality is a group with a high incidence of AIDS." Yuan Ye looked at Jiang Hai and said, "What did he want to say?"

Peng Zhuoyu couldn't help looking at Jiang Hai: "Yes, what does he want to say?"

Jiang Hai stroked his goosebumps: "Why are you looking at me? I don't know either."

Peng Zhuoyu whispered: "Don't forget, you are the one who registered with Teacher Xiao Qiao."

Jiang Hai is still puzzled: "?"

Peng Zhuoyu had no choice but to say clearly: "Aren't you and Wei Shao having sex?"

Jiang Hai became angry instantly: "Fart! We are a pure man-male relationship!"

Peng Zhuoyu hurriedly comforted him: "Yes, of course we know that the two of you are in a pure relationship between men and women. But the problem is that Teacher Xiao Qiao misunderstood."

Only then did Jiang Hai come to his senses, and said tremblingly, "Could it be that Teacher Xiao Qiao said that to me?"

Peng Zhuoyu looked at him deeply, and shook his head after a moment, letting out a helpless sigh.

Jiang Hai was dumbfounded: "Mr. Xiao Qiao...you think so far."

"..." Yuan Ye ignored these two bastards.

After returning to the dormitory, Yuan Ye keenly noticed that the bed had been turned over.But he's sure there's nothing missing—

Not a thief.

Yuan Ye thought of the strange eyes cast by Teacher Xiao Qiao in the past two days, and thought of what Teacher Xiao Qiao said in class today, and suddenly realized.

When dating Xu Yiran at night, Yuan Ye said to Xu Yiran, "I'm going to tell you something."

"Ah."

"Teacher Xiao Qiao may suspect that there are boys in the dormitory."

Xu Yiran and Yuan Ye already had a tacit understanding, and they understood it in seconds, and were shocked immediately, and hesitated: "No, it won't be."

——This problem can’t be changed, I stutter when I’m frightened.

Yuan Ye has reason and evidence: "Why did you lie to you? Didn't you find that the bed was turned over? It must be Teacher Xiao Qiao. He is looking for a condom! Why else would he suddenly attend sex education class today?"

Yuan Ye felt that his reasoning was perfect, and he was proud when he announced the conclusion.Xu Yiran was dumbfounded, and after a long time regained his soul, he was very nervous: "Then, he, he..."

"Don't be afraid." Yuan Ye said confidently, "He suspects Jiang Hai and Wei Shao, and it's none of our business."

Xu Yiran looked at him trustingly, nodded: "Oh, that's good."

Seeing him relax, Yuan Ye showed a smirk, picked him up and hugged him, and said solemnly: "Hey, tell me, should I ask Jiang Hai for advice?"

Xu Yiran blushed: "What?"

Yuan Ye deliberately said: "You don't know?"

Xu Yiran blushed even more: "I don't know."

Yuan Ye changed the subject: "Actually, I should ask Wei Shao for some advice."

Xu Yiran really didn't understand this time: "Why Wei Shao?"

Yuan Ye smirked and said, "To make you comfortable—it's obvious that Wei Shao is the one above."

Xu Yiran was taken aback: "Will Jiang Hai be below?"

Yuan Ye: "What misunderstanding do you have about him? Jiang Hai is very weak."

Xu Yiran was a little unhappy, and whispered: "Then I am weaker."

Yuan Ye didn't pretend to think: "So if I love you, you just lie down obediently and take care of your comfort...don't leave, aren't you happy?"

Xu Yiran shook off his hand and said angrily, "Whoever makes more money will love whom."

Yuan Ye was speechless: "Wrong reasoning, what about logic?"

Xu Yiran: "Then why do you acquiesce that you love me?"

Yuan Ye thought for a while: "Okay, okay, listen to you, whoever makes more money will love whoever."

Xu Yiran counted his small treasury, secretly pleased, and thought: It's done.

The few manuscripts he submitted before were a bit splashy, but now the manuscript fee is booming. Although it is not as good as the master, there are more than 300 thousand words.He has a good foundation, and he has picked up all the minor four subjects during this period of time. He is still very sure of getting 4A in the junior college entrance examination, so he can spend more time on chores than ordinary students.He wrote a few more manuscripts to submit, and the manuscript fee should be considerable.

Xu Yiran was very confident.

Yuan Ye knew what he was thinking, but he didn't expose it.He was just preparing for the small college entrance examination wholeheartedly, and he must pass this first hurdle.His IQ is not low, and his memory is not bad. Even if he is not interested in liberal arts, he can barely pass with the effort of cramming.What's more, now with Xu Yiran's help.In the end, it seems to be expected to get such a good result in 2B2C.

As soon as the exam is over, everyone's hearts are wild.No matter how good or bad your grades are, let's make an appointment first.

It happened that Xu Yiran took the manuscript fee, and now he had to buy shoes and clothes for Yuan Ye.He always remembered that Yuan Ye bought his mobile phone.

Yuan Ye did not refuse anyone, he accepted whatever Xu Yiran gave him, and the next day, wearing the new shoes and clothes Xu Yiran bought for him, he dragged Xu Yiran out for a big meal like a dog.

Sitting in a high-end western restaurant, Xu Yiran looked at the menu, and then looked at his savings, inevitably lacking confidence.But Yuan Ye wanted to eat, and he couldn't stop him.

Yuan Ye saw his embarrassment, waited for the waiter to walk away, and showed him his Alipay account number—a bright five-digit number!

It's a huge sum of money!

Yuan Ye said in a calm tone: "I sold a small program a few days ago and made a small profit, which is not worth mentioning."

Xu Yiran: "..."

Yuan Ye: "Today, you just let go of your stomach and eat. Brother Yuan Ye loves you. This small amount of money is nothing."

Xu Yiran: "..."

Xu Yiran buried his head in his food, pretending he didn't hear anything, but his ears were already red.Yuan Ye couldn't help smiling, propped his chin, looked at him, and thought: Brother really wants to love you.