little turtle in the reeds

After Mao Xiaoyong left the office, Lin Xiaoqiao fell into deep thought.

The matter between Wei Shao and Jiang Hai caused a lot of trouble.The girls in the class are all discussing.Now a new pair has emerged.I don't know if it's because spring is here.The college entrance examination is about to come, and at this juncture, talking to them will definitely have an impact on the mentality of preparing for the exam.

When Lin Xiaoqiao was in a dilemma, she overheard the female teacher in the office chatting about her luck, saying that she had encountered a peach blossom evil, and she could resolve the calamity by putting a copper gourd next to her pillow.

Lin Xiaoqiao thought about it after listening, don't say it, just before the exam, the two men saw each other and fell in love, wouldn't it be a catastrophe?While reciting Long Live Marxism a few times, he went to a nearby department store and bought a pair of copper gourds, and put them in front of the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva at home for a few days. The copper gourds were hidden under the pillows of Yuan Ye and Xu Yiran respectively.

Whether it works or not, it's a consolation.Lin Xiaoqiao felt a little relieved.

After returning to the classroom, he made a major adjustment of the seats in the class, separating Yuan Ye from Xu Yiran, Wei Shao and Jiang Hai.

Yuan Ye asked him why he changed positions.He sneered in his heart, and said that you have the face to ask, it's not that you little red bastards are doing things.However, in order not to affect Yuan Ye's small college entrance examination, he didn't say this, but asked calmly, everyone has changed, and you have an opinion?Yuan Ye didn't get to the bottom of it. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he just made fun of him with a playful face and went back to the classroom.

Lin Xiaoqiao was a little disappointed.He couldn't figure it out.Xu Yiran is such a good student with both good character and learning, why did he fall in love with such a little hooligan like Yuan Ye?The same is true for children nowadays, even puppy love is quite fashionable, and couples are gay!

Lin Xiaoqiao reflected, wondering if there was something wrong with her education method.

One day, he had lunch with Teacher Shen and couldn't help asking Teacher Shen about homosexuality.

Instructor Shen took a deep look at him and said meaningfully: "Old Lin, you have a family."

Lin Xiaoqiao was embarrassed: "Old Shen, don't think about it, I just want to learn some knowledge about this."

Instructor Shen pondered for a moment, then said solemnly, "Old Lin, I also have a family."

Lin Xiaoqiao was speechless, patted her buttocks and left: "I can't eat this meal."

Instructor Shen looked at his back, shook his head, and said to himself, "I can't care about young people's affairs. Spring is here, can you stop it?"

Yue Moo added a buff to the words of Coach Shen, the spring of Yuan Ye and Xu Yiran has really arrived - after a few days, both of them received love letters - it was only a matter of time before and after.

That's how it was.A boy came from the next class and called Xu Yiran out with an ambiguous expression.Yuan Ye was sitting at the back of the classroom, he could see it clearly, and he said yes, I have only been away for a few days, how can I know a fool?Xu Yiran was still at a loss. When he went out to see the boy, he had a letter stuffed in his arms, saying that a girl in his class had entrusted him to hand it over. He must read the letter carefully.

Xu Yiran didn't want to accept it, who knew that the boy ran away after saying these few words.The students who were letting the air out in the corridor all saw it, and started booing at Xu Yiran.In peacetime, let alone Yuan Ye would go to rescue the siege, even if Jiang Hai and Peng Zhuoyu saw it, they would not sit idly by.But now this is a special case.After watching around, the two looked into the classroom from the window. Yuan Ye's face was dark and he couldn't see.Don't care about this matter.

Xu Yiran couldn't catch up to the next class and throw the letter back, so he had to take the letter back to the classroom.After walking a few steps, I felt a murderous aura coming from not far away.He didn't dare to look at Yuan Ye's face, so he quickly hid the letter and went back to his seat.

Yuan Ye originally thought that he would take the initiative to hand it over, but the slap in the face hurt too much, and he was very upset, so he rushed over angrily, sat down next to Xu Yiran, and asked him to hand over the letter.Xu Yiran refused, and said nervously that if he gave it to him, he would be torn apart.Yuan Ye was puzzled, and said that you are quite a baby.Xu Yiran replied that this was someone else's wish, and he should refuse it sincerely, and not spoil it casually.

In the past, Yuan Ye liked his serious character, but now he was a little angry, and wanted to say that he was forced to grab him, or simply ignored him, and suddenly something hit him on the back of the head.He was on fire, and when he turned his head and saw a paper airplane fell on the ground, he wanted to tear it up when he picked it up.

Jiang Hai lay at the window and shouted: "Don't tear it up, don't tear it up, don't tear it up!"

Yuan Ye raised his hand and wanted to throw the paper airplane to him: "You threw me?"

"I'm not that boring!" Jiang Hai said, "Open it yourself and take a look! It's a love letter from someone!"

Yuan Ye was taken aback, and looked down at the paper airplane in his hand. Just as he was about to take it apart to have a look, he felt a chill on his back.

He turned his head, looked at Xu Yiran in blank dismay, and was at a loss for words.

outside the classroom.

Jiang Hai: "Hahaha."

Wei Shao appeared beside him, looked at him and smiled and said, "What is so happy?"

Jiang Hai subconsciously retreated three steps in a row, and only then remembered that he was cowardly?He is not guilty!

Jiang Hai calmly said: "It's nothing." As he said that, he wanted to bypass Wei Shao.

Wei Shao grabbed his wrist: "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Hai shook his hands reflexively: "Go to the toilet! You are my mother! You ask so many questions!"

Wei Shao was not angry at all: "Let's go together."

Jiang Hai glared at him: "Your sister? Do you want to go to the bathroom together?"

Wei Shao said innocently: "It happens that I want to go too."

Jiang Hai couldn't break free from his hand, so he could only say: "All right, all right, let's go together."

Wei Shao nodded, let go of his wrist, and went to the bathroom with him.

Inside the office.

Suddenly, Lin Xiaoqiao's right eyelid twitched wildly, feeling flustered, and hurriedly took out Mao Zedong Thought to read. After reading several pages, she was still flustered, and her right eyelid almost had cramps.He was apprehensive, wondering what the hell was going on.

At this time, he heard the female teacher in the office chatting again, saying that there was a man with too many rotten peach blossoms, so he went to the temple to beg for a copper gourd.As a result, after asking for it, I accidentally put the copper gourd in the wrong place.

"Men are on the left and women are on the right. If the man puts the pillow on the left side, the peach blossoms will be prosperous, and if he puts the right side, it will eliminate the peach blossoms. He put the copper gourd on the left side of his pillow, and the peach blossom luck will become more and more prosperous. There are men and women, old and young, almost angry. died."

Another female teacher sighed: "So, those who don't understand, don't engage in metaphysics casually. A slight mistake will cause serious trouble...Hey, Teacher Lin, where are you going in such a hurry?"

Lin Xiaoqiao said with a pale face, "I'm sorry for a small matter."

He hurried to the boys' dormitory, recalling the location of the copper gourd he put, but he couldn't remember whether it was on the left or the right.