The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

After this kiss, the mechanical sound in the drunk Zhou Beiming's head began to count again.

[Congratulations to the host for achieving Punisher Satisfaction 30!Now the total satisfaction is 48, I hope the host will continue to work hard. ]

Zhou Beiming usually communicates directly with the system in his head, but this time he forgot about it after drinking too much, waved his hand next to his head in disgust, and then opened his mouth and said directly: "Who shut up, you're so noisy! me."

Shen Linnan didn't know what he said, but he was afraid that he would hit himself, so he grabbed his hand.

The poor little Poor Gourd didn't know why, so he was squeezed inside and stuck against the wall. He glanced at "Daddy" who was about to sit on the lap of the big brother in white, and was extremely depressed.I had no choice but to take my own plate and small bowl and move it directly to an empty table with no one on the side, so I could concentrate on eating.

Zhou Beiming, who is drunk here, looks like a dog to everyone now. He just kissed Shen Linnan, and now he caught the little girl who came up to deliver the food and refused to let him go down. Opinion.

"God, egg. Why did you change your clothes? White clothes, hiccup, how pretty."

Seeing that Zhou Beiming was going to kiss the waiter again, Shen Linnan grabbed him back and held him in his arms, took out some broken silver and gave it to the waiter in the shop who was still in shock, and the new son of a bitch went downstairs trembling.

Now Zhou Beiming tossed Shen Linnan wholeheartedly, holding his face, looking and looking, kissing and kissing.Shen Linnan himself didn't know why, but he just felt very happy in his heart.Ever since he accidentally slipped his foot and kissed his lips when he wiped Zhou Beiming's body that day, he felt that no matter what Zhou Beiming did, his next move was going to be slippery.

For example, at noon today in the street, Zhou Beiming wanted to tell him about the child's life experience, and pulled his head down to talk in his ear.When Zhou Beiming's face brushed his own, when Zhou Beiming's breath came into his ears when he spoke, all he had in his mind was, are you going to slip?Of course, in the end Zhou Beiming let go of him without slipping.

But now...

In his previous life, Zhou Beiming turned into a pitiful three-year-old child begging for warmth when he got drunk. He thought he could get rid of the physique of pouring a glass in this life, but two bowls of flat is really not much better.And what's more terrifying than her previous life is that she has completely transformed into a kissing maniac now.

He squinted his eyes and stared at Shen Linnan's eyebrows, and exclaimed, "It's really pretty, so I just kissed it."

He squeezed his forehead and stared at Shen Linnan's eyes, why is he still so pretty, and kissed again.

His gaze followed Shen Linnan's eyes to his nose, ah, how could there be someone with such a handsome nose, kiss.

Lips... they look so delicious, I really want to taste them.

But just when Zhou Beiming couldn't help but want to bury his head and gnaw wildly, Shen Linnan suddenly turned his face away, leaving him in vain.Zhou Beiming frowned unhappily, and snapped Shen Linnan's head back.

This time, Shen Linnan stood up directly, his face was reddish, and his chest heaved violently.

Zhou Beiming also stood up abruptly, raised his head slightly and looked at Shen Linnan, who was half a head taller than himself, and stared into Shen Linnan's eyes that were hazy because of being slightly drunk, as if he was very unhappy with Shen Linnan's avoidance.

The two of them looked at each other unconvinced, and neither of them wanted to move their eyes away first, as if they were comparing each other.

After a while, Shen Linnan saw some movement around Zhou Beiming's legs from the corner of his eye. It turned out that the little guy who had been silent and just ate had had enough of his snacks, and came to grab his "father"'s clothes again.

In fact, there seemed to be a small flame burning in Shen Linnan's heart.People who have small flames but burn are itchy all over their hearts and bodies.Seeing that there was no need to stay here at the moment, he suddenly bent over, put his arms around Zhou Beiming's legs and carried him on his shoulders, picked up the small gourd with his left hand, and strode downstairs.

After they went down, the guests at several tables upstairs patted their chests and let out a sigh of relief, and began to discuss.

"Those are two men, right?" There were four old men at a table, one of them secretly rubbed his eyes suspiciously, and said, "Especially the drunk one, with that small face, that body, what? Can it be more attractive than the one on my kang?"

The other one gave him an elbow, and said with no surprise: "You have never been to a big place. I have been to our capital before, and there are many yellow flower houses in the city, all of which are young masters specially raised by the masters above. The ones with thin skin and tender flesh, whatever they are, are soft, fragrant and slippery, better than those...cough, not to mention drinking and drinking."

When the checkout was done downstairs, the shopkeeper had a strange look on his face. Looking at the three people who were either drunk, noisy or calm, he paid them for the drinks and meals.But because the shopkeeper and Zhou Beiming have become brothers in the rivers and lakes who talk very happily, it is natural to guarantee the safety of this brother to some extent.

"Who are you, brother?" The shopkeeper didn't let them go immediately.

Unexpectedly, her youngest daughter, Yingying's face was flushed, and she kept winking at her father to tell her not to care about other people's affairs. The shopkeeper was stunned, and let them go without waiting for Shen Linnan's answer.

When they went out and walked far away, they asked Yingying what she meant.When Yingying remembered the scene of the two embracing on the stairs she saw just now, she bit her lips and still didn't say anything, she just blushed and ran back to the backyard.

Shen Linnan carried one by one, and returned to Su Zhuang without stopping.After cruelly throwing the kid who refused to separate from Zhou Beiming to the housekeeper, he carried Zhou Beiming to his own room.

After entering the room, he threw Zhou Beiming on the bed. Just as he wanted to get up, Zhou Beiming stretched out his arms and put his arms around his neck.

"Don't go, dog, egg..." he murmured.

Shen Linnan was staggered by his embrace, and half of his body lay on top of him weakly.But fortunately, after being drunk, Zhou Beiming's strength was still weak as before.Shen Linnan persuaded him with good words and pulled his hand, got up and poured him a glass of water.

Zhou Beiming refused to let him feed it, he insisted on drinking it himself after sitting up with a smile.Shen Linnan had no choice but to hand over the water glass.

Zhou Beiming's clothes were a bit messy, and the belts were loose and hanging down his waist.While drinking water, he accidentally sat on the belt with one leg hanging by the bed, and his body was about to fall to the ground when he tilted. Shen Linnan was so startled that he hurried over to block him.As a result, a full glass of water in Zhou Beiming's hand poured every drop onto Shen Linnan's chest. He was fine, but fell out of the bed and threw Shen Linnan who was standing in front of him, and sat down on his waist.

The drunk Zhou Beiming was delirious and didn't have much strength in his feet. Although he still couldn't get up while sitting on Shen Linnan's body, his conscience was still there. He knew that he had made a mistake and made other people's clothes wet, so he fumbled I want to take off the clothes for Shen Linnan.

The small flame in Shen Linnan's body that had ignited when they were still in Yipin Fresh Noodles intensified along the way.Now he looked at Zhou Beiming, who was close to him, with a tense expression and a slightly red face, and the flame instantly turned into a big fire.

Shen Linnan, who was on fire, was so angry that he couldn't move.When Zhou Beiming clumsily unbuttoned his shirt and threw it aside, he still didn't get up.

Zhou Beiming squinted his eyes and looked at the naked man's body in front of him, and let out a drunken gasp.Dream?It should be a dream, and he seems to have had this dream before.Seems to be... the one from the day before he died?Yes, that's right, that dream!He was suddenly excited.

Until now, he still remembers the feeling of touching the upper abdominal muscles of that muscular body in his dream, just like now, tight and elastic, warm and smooth.Following the memory of that night, his hand moved down along the texture, and he really touched the waist with the same feel...

Well, he still remembers... There was a hot and hard diamond cannon where he was sitting at that time, is there any today?Thinking of this, Zhou Beiming twisted his waist to feel it, and suddenly laughed.

This must be the dream he regretted not licking his six-pack abs!Zhou Beiming thought, this time we must seize the opportunity!

Shen Linnan on the ground just let Zhou Beiming rub and squeeze his body for a while.Seeing that he frowned and stopped, he resisted the urge in his heart to get up and take good care of him so that he could rest early.Unexpectedly, Zhou Beiming pressed his hands on his chest and twisted his waist on his own!

Shen Linnan had never been stimulated like this before, so that when Zhou Beiming twisted, a certain part of his body that had been flooded with blood just now... was really on fire.

Just when he was about to turn over and stand up, Zhou Beiming on his waist frowned and showed a satisfied smile.He froze for a moment, Zhou Beiming suddenly bent down quickly and lay on his body, stuck out his tongue and licked his chest!

Shen Linnan felt...he must have drunk fake wine today, otherwise how could he stay sober? Now he suddenly feels hot and dizzy as if he had practiced too much before?

He couldn't help but turned over and pushed Zhou Beiming back on the bed.Zhou Beiming was in pain, and his mind cleared up a little, and he vaguely heard a machine voice reporting the number again, what 68?Oh... yes, satisfaction.But what is satisfaction?

Zhou Beiming was only sober for a moment, and immediately returned to the drunk mode, but he could barely recognize the person on him.He unconsciously wiped Shen Linnan's bare and firm back, and murmured, "Brother Shen..."

As soon as he recognized the name, he remembered what satisfaction was.Oh, something that can make Shen Linnan happy and satisfied.What is it?

"Brother Shen..." Zhou Beiming, who was thinking fruitlessly, whispered in the ear of the person on his body: "How can you be happy?"

Although Shen Linnan suppressed him impulsively, he still half-supported the bed with his hands, and didn't put his whole body on Zhou Beiming's body. Only the heads of the two were close together.

Zhou Beiming spoke in a very light tone, basically speaking with breath.Shen Linnan's breathing in his ear stopped for a while because of this sentence.Zhou Beiming, whose mind was in chaos, suddenly thought of Shen Linnan's face full of loneliness, and felt uncomfortable.The saying of showing true feelings after drinking is probably correct, because Zhou Beiming, who is distressed now, can't help it anymore.

"I want to make you happy."

He didn't keep his voice down this time, and directly cried and shouted loudly.

Shen Linnan, who was startled, suddenly let go of his strength, completely pressed on Zhou Beiming, and stretched out his arms to hug him tightly.

At this moment, he finally felt that his alcohol was getting better.

Zhou Beiming's clothes still had a mellow aroma of wine, and Shen Linnan buried his head in his neck.He couldn't control the greed in his heart, and tried his best to absorb the body temperature of the other party.Looking up and seeing Zhou Beiming's crying face, his heart warmed, and he lowered his head and kissed his lips fiercely, while putting down the bed curtain.

The author has something to say:

Mou Ming: System, you liar, that six-pack figure is not mine at all.

Mou Nan: That figure is mine, and I am yours, so that figure is yours too.

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The second watch, yo ho, the next chapter will finally return to the plot line that does not count as the plot.