The master is playing hooligan every day [system]
Chapter 18 Drunkenness
This drink has the momentum of a strong man gone forever.
However, this fleeting momentum also supported him to start drinking.When he finally drank half of the bowl and put it down, Shen Linnan was already pouring himself a second bowl.Zhou Beiming stopped him and said, "Brother Shen, drinking a little will make you happy, but drinking too much will hurt you."
Shen Linnan smiled gently and said, "Okay."
Zhou Beiming saw that his eyes were clear and his speech and behavior were normal. He thought that he should have his own measure, so he stopped trying to persuade him. He held the wine bowl in front of him and stared at the remaining half bowl of wine.
How can Shen Linnan be satisfied?He has no clue.
Seeing that Shen Linnan had finished the second bowl, he picked up the wine jar without interruption.Zhou Beiming shook his head slightly, and was surprised to find that he was not dizzy at all.I don't know if the waiter in the shop boasted too much about the wine, or because of my own body, after drinking half a bowl of yellow soup, it's like drinking water, it's just a bit full.
This time he was a little more courageous, picked up the bowl and took another sip.The little bored gourd next to him opened his eyes wide and turned back and forth on the two adults, grabbing the pastry and nibbling slowly.
"Brother Shen is huge," Zhou Beiming admired, finally finished a whole bowl and opened his mouth, and asked, "Why are you so interested in drinking tonight?"
Shen Linnan looked down at the third bowl and said, "I've never drank it before, I want to try it tonight."
Zhou Beiming just wanted to say that it’s a coincidence that I haven’t drank it before, so let’s stop drinking it, but then he thought that if he said that since I haven’t drank it, we won’t be drunk tonight, and he really laughed.So I had no choice but to pause, and asked in another sentence: "Never drank?"
Shen Linnan nodded and said, "I've only been down the mountain for a few months. I've never drank with Su Zi before."
Hearing this, Zhou Beiming couldn't understand. For someone like Su Zi who was so wild that he ate the world, he felt it was against the law to call her a girl.A few days ago, when I was wandering in Suzhuang, I also saw a cellar in the garden. I asked the old servant who passed by and learned that it was full of fine wine specially stored for Su Zi.But this wild girl didn't drink with Shen Linnan, and why didn't she let Shen Linnan drink?
Before he knew that Shen Linnan just wanted to try tonight, he just thought that the prodigal Shen Linnan was brought out by Su Zi. Who would have thought that this would wrong her.
Shen Linnan seemed to have seen Zhou Beiming's thoughts, and explained: "It's not that she won't let me drink, but I won't let her drink. It's not interesting to drink by myself, so I haven't drunk after going down the mountain for so long."
Zhou Beiming was even more surprised. Looking at Shen Linnan's expression that any outsider had nothing to do with me, how could he be such a person who meddles in other people's affairs?
"My master..." Shen Linnan seemed to have read his mind. Before Zhou Beiming could speak, he explained with a serious face, "He once said that neither women nor children should drink alcohol. Women drink will not be able to produce offspring and children will become stupid if they touch it."
Shen Linnan said the last half sentence to the little boring gourd.The little boring gourd was gnawing on half a piece of glutinous rice cake in his mouth, but he just raised his eyelids to look at the serious-looking adult, and ignored him.
On the contrary, Zhou Beiming lay on the table and kept laughing, clutching his stomach and saying to Shen Linnan: "Brother Shen, Master, the old man lied to you hahaha."
After laughing enough, he looked up, and found that Shen Linnan was sitting upright with a serious expression, with a slightly displeased look on his face.He froze his face in an instant, not daring to smile anymore, worried that he would be judged by the system as provoking Shen Linnan's temper again, so he changed to a serious face, and said righteously to the little boring gourd: "Did you hear, Big Brother Shen told you This kid can't drink, or he will be even more stupid in the future!"
This time, the little gourd listened in, looked at the egg drop soup that was honestly placed in front of him, and looked at the wine jar that was thousands of miles away from him, and he was very puzzled, and was in a daze for a while. I forgot to bite into the pastry in my mouth.
Did they both drink too much?I didn't say I want to drink.The little boring gourd thought to himself.
Zhou Beiming smiled at Shen Linnan again, and when his face softened a little, he asked cautiously, "Brother Shen, do you have something on your mind?"
"I don't have one, but..." Shen Linnan lowered his head and said to the little gourd, "Do you have one? Why do you keep pretending to be a dumb kid if you can talk?"
After his reminder, Zhou Beiming also wanted the child to speak again.After all, if he can communicate, he can know his affairs more accurately, and maybe he can lead out Ji Shige by the way, and follow Shen Linnan's wish to find the Heavenly Sacrifice Sword so that he can gain points.So now he and Shen Linnan are staring at the little boring gourd.
The little boring gourd who just wanted to have a good snack was so scared that he shrank under the table and said nothing.
Unexpectedly, this was not counted, Shen Linnan saw that he was silent, so he pointed to Zhou Beiming and asked Xiao Mianhulu, "Is he your father?"
This time, the little bored gourd finally seemed to understand the words of the people, and hugged Zhou Beiming at once, wiped all the pastry crumbs on his hands onto Zhou Beiming's smooth clothes, and called out without hesitation: "Daddy!"
Zhou Beiming was thrown into his arms, but this time the little boring gourd hugged him very tightly, sticking to his body for a while, and he couldn't take it off no matter how hard he tried, so he could only hug him vaguely.
"Is this the only word you can say?" Zhou Beiming asked helplessly.
When his neck became more and more sore from the small gourd, it was Shen Linnan who relieved him.
He reached across the table with his long arm and helped him remove the puppy skin plaster.Regardless of his own objection, with a gloomy face, he crossed his arms and legs and kicked the little gourd around, and put it in his seat. Finally, he didn't forget to put all the food and soup for the little guy back in front of him.
Knowing that he couldn't beat the white-clothed man in front of him, and even the "father" who was sticking to him, he had to snort hard with his little nose.The plates in the noodle restaurant are warm plates that can be kept warm, and the egg soup is still hot.After venting his anger in his own way, the little boring gourd was immersed in his own world again, drinking the soup spoon by spoon.
"Oh? Dad?" Shen Linnan smiled and squinted at Zhou Beiming, with a hint of teasing and scrutiny in his eyes.
Zhou Beiming didn't understand why he looked at him like this, coughed and said in embarrassment: "This little guy is really not my son."
"How to prove that he is not your son?" Shen Linnan laughed.
Zhou Beiming was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he had seen such a strange news in his previous life, saying that a woman was going to do some business, but the other party asked her to prove that her mother was her mother.
This is simply unreasonable and boring. Shen Linnan shouldn't be this kind of person. He drank too much?But looking at Shen Linnan, he still had the same expression as before.Even sitting in front of a table full of wine, there is an aura of being confident and able to plan everything.
Zhou Beiming was really dumbfounded.
When people are confused, they tend to be nervous and make mistakes, forgetting their decision to drink only one bowl of wine just a minute ago.Just like now, Zhou Beiming took the initiative to touch the wine jar on the table, poured a bowl and drank it down.
Only then did I manage my thoughts and strengthen myself, and said with the mentality that Shen Linnan is the uncle tonight: "Brother Shen, can I not know if I have a son? And I won't tell you today, he is People related to the Ji family."
"How do you know that he is Ji Yingjiang, related to the Ji family?" Shen Linnan asked with a smile, picking up a peanut with wine and playing with it between his fingers.
"Didn't I tell my elder brother before that I have a magical ability to know other people's information." Zhou Beiming said with a guilty conscience.The main reason is that the little angel is not here at the moment. If the little angel is there, he will immediately perform a magic trick that he has earned money from before.
"Then do you know whose family I am from?" Shen Linnan asked.
This time he asked something he didn't know, Zhou Beiming thought he was unlucky and had to tell the truth: "This... I don't know."
The little angel did not tell him the news.Hey, Shen Linnan will doubt himself even more now, he sighed in his heart, waiting for the system to deduct points.
Shen Linnan laughed and said, "What a coincidence, I don't know either."
Following his smile, the system informed Zhou Beiming, [Punisher's satisfaction is 18 points.I hope the host will continue to work hard. ]
But Zhou Beiming didn't care about being happy, he seemed to be in a bit of pain at that moment just now.At this moment, the smile on the corner of Shen Linnan's mouth was still on his face, but from Zhou Beiming's eyes, the emotion conveyed by his face was not a smile at all, but...sadness is not counted as loneliness.
Zhou Beiming seemed to be talking to himself, muttering, "How could it be... don't you know?"
Shen Linnan looked at the blank Zhou Beiming and suddenly felt warm in his heart, and said: "So this is my second purpose for going down the mountain. I want to find someone who is still related to me by blood in this world. I also want to find someone... "
He suddenly got stuck in the second half of the sentence.Because he saw Zhou Beiming opposite him just like that, tears welled up in his eyes.
"..." He suddenly couldn't say anything.
He has seen the man who loves to cry, but Zhou Beiming is really the first man who loves to cry so beautifully.And every time he sees him crying, he has two thoughts fighting each other in his mind, one is such a weak person, it makes people feel distressed when he cries, stop crying; the other is more violent, since he cries so beautifully, Then cry, and even want to do something to make him cry harder and harder.
Shen Linnan suppressed the bad thought behind, just sighed, stretched out his hand to caress Zhou Beiming's head and said, "Why are you crying again?"
After recovering from a daze, Zhou Beiming's whole face flushed immediately, and his head became a little uncomfortable under Shen Linnan's hands, so he turned aside abruptly, avoiding Shen Linnan's hand.He pulled his sleeves and wiped his face, and said with a straight face, "I'm not crying, you have too much to drink, brother Shen."
After all, I was embarrassed, and poured myself a third bowl and wanted to drink it.As soon as the bowl was handed to his mouth, Zhou Beiming's brain suddenly exploded with a bang, and he felt his brain was confused.
At this time, Shen Linnan watched Zhou Beiming stand up, and the hand holding the bowl began to shake, so that all the wine in it spilled on the table on the ground, and Zhou Beiming walked crookedly to him and sat down, hugging his shoulders He started laughing.The other hand held up the empty bowl and began to deliver it to his mouth. It took him several times to find the right place.
He drank from an empty bowl for a long time, and said "Good wine!" He burped his head on the other side, then turned around with a smile, stared at Shen Linnan for a while, He kissed him hard on the face and said.
"God, hiccup, egg, you, why do you have two heads?"
The author has something to say:
Little boring gourd: I just want to eat well, don't mess with me.
However, this fleeting momentum also supported him to start drinking.When he finally drank half of the bowl and put it down, Shen Linnan was already pouring himself a second bowl.Zhou Beiming stopped him and said, "Brother Shen, drinking a little will make you happy, but drinking too much will hurt you."
Shen Linnan smiled gently and said, "Okay."
Zhou Beiming saw that his eyes were clear and his speech and behavior were normal. He thought that he should have his own measure, so he stopped trying to persuade him. He held the wine bowl in front of him and stared at the remaining half bowl of wine.
How can Shen Linnan be satisfied?He has no clue.
Seeing that Shen Linnan had finished the second bowl, he picked up the wine jar without interruption.Zhou Beiming shook his head slightly, and was surprised to find that he was not dizzy at all.I don't know if the waiter in the shop boasted too much about the wine, or because of my own body, after drinking half a bowl of yellow soup, it's like drinking water, it's just a bit full.
This time he was a little more courageous, picked up the bowl and took another sip.The little bored gourd next to him opened his eyes wide and turned back and forth on the two adults, grabbing the pastry and nibbling slowly.
"Brother Shen is huge," Zhou Beiming admired, finally finished a whole bowl and opened his mouth, and asked, "Why are you so interested in drinking tonight?"
Shen Linnan looked down at the third bowl and said, "I've never drank it before, I want to try it tonight."
Zhou Beiming just wanted to say that it’s a coincidence that I haven’t drank it before, so let’s stop drinking it, but then he thought that if he said that since I haven’t drank it, we won’t be drunk tonight, and he really laughed.So I had no choice but to pause, and asked in another sentence: "Never drank?"
Shen Linnan nodded and said, "I've only been down the mountain for a few months. I've never drank with Su Zi before."
Hearing this, Zhou Beiming couldn't understand. For someone like Su Zi who was so wild that he ate the world, he felt it was against the law to call her a girl.A few days ago, when I was wandering in Suzhuang, I also saw a cellar in the garden. I asked the old servant who passed by and learned that it was full of fine wine specially stored for Su Zi.But this wild girl didn't drink with Shen Linnan, and why didn't she let Shen Linnan drink?
Before he knew that Shen Linnan just wanted to try tonight, he just thought that the prodigal Shen Linnan was brought out by Su Zi. Who would have thought that this would wrong her.
Shen Linnan seemed to have seen Zhou Beiming's thoughts, and explained: "It's not that she won't let me drink, but I won't let her drink. It's not interesting to drink by myself, so I haven't drunk after going down the mountain for so long."
Zhou Beiming was even more surprised. Looking at Shen Linnan's expression that any outsider had nothing to do with me, how could he be such a person who meddles in other people's affairs?
"My master..." Shen Linnan seemed to have read his mind. Before Zhou Beiming could speak, he explained with a serious face, "He once said that neither women nor children should drink alcohol. Women drink will not be able to produce offspring and children will become stupid if they touch it."
Shen Linnan said the last half sentence to the little boring gourd.The little boring gourd was gnawing on half a piece of glutinous rice cake in his mouth, but he just raised his eyelids to look at the serious-looking adult, and ignored him.
On the contrary, Zhou Beiming lay on the table and kept laughing, clutching his stomach and saying to Shen Linnan: "Brother Shen, Master, the old man lied to you hahaha."
After laughing enough, he looked up, and found that Shen Linnan was sitting upright with a serious expression, with a slightly displeased look on his face.He froze his face in an instant, not daring to smile anymore, worried that he would be judged by the system as provoking Shen Linnan's temper again, so he changed to a serious face, and said righteously to the little boring gourd: "Did you hear, Big Brother Shen told you This kid can't drink, or he will be even more stupid in the future!"
This time, the little gourd listened in, looked at the egg drop soup that was honestly placed in front of him, and looked at the wine jar that was thousands of miles away from him, and he was very puzzled, and was in a daze for a while. I forgot to bite into the pastry in my mouth.
Did they both drink too much?I didn't say I want to drink.The little boring gourd thought to himself.
Zhou Beiming smiled at Shen Linnan again, and when his face softened a little, he asked cautiously, "Brother Shen, do you have something on your mind?"
"I don't have one, but..." Shen Linnan lowered his head and said to the little gourd, "Do you have one? Why do you keep pretending to be a dumb kid if you can talk?"
After his reminder, Zhou Beiming also wanted the child to speak again.After all, if he can communicate, he can know his affairs more accurately, and maybe he can lead out Ji Shige by the way, and follow Shen Linnan's wish to find the Heavenly Sacrifice Sword so that he can gain points.So now he and Shen Linnan are staring at the little boring gourd.
The little boring gourd who just wanted to have a good snack was so scared that he shrank under the table and said nothing.
Unexpectedly, this was not counted, Shen Linnan saw that he was silent, so he pointed to Zhou Beiming and asked Xiao Mianhulu, "Is he your father?"
This time, the little bored gourd finally seemed to understand the words of the people, and hugged Zhou Beiming at once, wiped all the pastry crumbs on his hands onto Zhou Beiming's smooth clothes, and called out without hesitation: "Daddy!"
Zhou Beiming was thrown into his arms, but this time the little boring gourd hugged him very tightly, sticking to his body for a while, and he couldn't take it off no matter how hard he tried, so he could only hug him vaguely.
"Is this the only word you can say?" Zhou Beiming asked helplessly.
When his neck became more and more sore from the small gourd, it was Shen Linnan who relieved him.
He reached across the table with his long arm and helped him remove the puppy skin plaster.Regardless of his own objection, with a gloomy face, he crossed his arms and legs and kicked the little gourd around, and put it in his seat. Finally, he didn't forget to put all the food and soup for the little guy back in front of him.
Knowing that he couldn't beat the white-clothed man in front of him, and even the "father" who was sticking to him, he had to snort hard with his little nose.The plates in the noodle restaurant are warm plates that can be kept warm, and the egg soup is still hot.After venting his anger in his own way, the little boring gourd was immersed in his own world again, drinking the soup spoon by spoon.
"Oh? Dad?" Shen Linnan smiled and squinted at Zhou Beiming, with a hint of teasing and scrutiny in his eyes.
Zhou Beiming didn't understand why he looked at him like this, coughed and said in embarrassment: "This little guy is really not my son."
"How to prove that he is not your son?" Shen Linnan laughed.
Zhou Beiming was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he had seen such a strange news in his previous life, saying that a woman was going to do some business, but the other party asked her to prove that her mother was her mother.
This is simply unreasonable and boring. Shen Linnan shouldn't be this kind of person. He drank too much?But looking at Shen Linnan, he still had the same expression as before.Even sitting in front of a table full of wine, there is an aura of being confident and able to plan everything.
Zhou Beiming was really dumbfounded.
When people are confused, they tend to be nervous and make mistakes, forgetting their decision to drink only one bowl of wine just a minute ago.Just like now, Zhou Beiming took the initiative to touch the wine jar on the table, poured a bowl and drank it down.
Only then did I manage my thoughts and strengthen myself, and said with the mentality that Shen Linnan is the uncle tonight: "Brother Shen, can I not know if I have a son? And I won't tell you today, he is People related to the Ji family."
"How do you know that he is Ji Yingjiang, related to the Ji family?" Shen Linnan asked with a smile, picking up a peanut with wine and playing with it between his fingers.
"Didn't I tell my elder brother before that I have a magical ability to know other people's information." Zhou Beiming said with a guilty conscience.The main reason is that the little angel is not here at the moment. If the little angel is there, he will immediately perform a magic trick that he has earned money from before.
"Then do you know whose family I am from?" Shen Linnan asked.
This time he asked something he didn't know, Zhou Beiming thought he was unlucky and had to tell the truth: "This... I don't know."
The little angel did not tell him the news.Hey, Shen Linnan will doubt himself even more now, he sighed in his heart, waiting for the system to deduct points.
Shen Linnan laughed and said, "What a coincidence, I don't know either."
Following his smile, the system informed Zhou Beiming, [Punisher's satisfaction is 18 points.I hope the host will continue to work hard. ]
But Zhou Beiming didn't care about being happy, he seemed to be in a bit of pain at that moment just now.At this moment, the smile on the corner of Shen Linnan's mouth was still on his face, but from Zhou Beiming's eyes, the emotion conveyed by his face was not a smile at all, but...sadness is not counted as loneliness.
Zhou Beiming seemed to be talking to himself, muttering, "How could it be... don't you know?"
Shen Linnan looked at the blank Zhou Beiming and suddenly felt warm in his heart, and said: "So this is my second purpose for going down the mountain. I want to find someone who is still related to me by blood in this world. I also want to find someone... "
He suddenly got stuck in the second half of the sentence.Because he saw Zhou Beiming opposite him just like that, tears welled up in his eyes.
"..." He suddenly couldn't say anything.
He has seen the man who loves to cry, but Zhou Beiming is really the first man who loves to cry so beautifully.And every time he sees him crying, he has two thoughts fighting each other in his mind, one is such a weak person, it makes people feel distressed when he cries, stop crying; the other is more violent, since he cries so beautifully, Then cry, and even want to do something to make him cry harder and harder.
Shen Linnan suppressed the bad thought behind, just sighed, stretched out his hand to caress Zhou Beiming's head and said, "Why are you crying again?"
After recovering from a daze, Zhou Beiming's whole face flushed immediately, and his head became a little uncomfortable under Shen Linnan's hands, so he turned aside abruptly, avoiding Shen Linnan's hand.He pulled his sleeves and wiped his face, and said with a straight face, "I'm not crying, you have too much to drink, brother Shen."
After all, I was embarrassed, and poured myself a third bowl and wanted to drink it.As soon as the bowl was handed to his mouth, Zhou Beiming's brain suddenly exploded with a bang, and he felt his brain was confused.
At this time, Shen Linnan watched Zhou Beiming stand up, and the hand holding the bowl began to shake, so that all the wine in it spilled on the table on the ground, and Zhou Beiming walked crookedly to him and sat down, hugging his shoulders He started laughing.The other hand held up the empty bowl and began to deliver it to his mouth. It took him several times to find the right place.
He drank from an empty bowl for a long time, and said "Good wine!" He burped his head on the other side, then turned around with a smile, stared at Shen Linnan for a while, He kissed him hard on the face and said.
"God, hiccup, egg, you, why do you have two heads?"
The author has something to say:
Little boring gourd: I just want to eat well, don't mess with me.
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