Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

The next morning, Su Gui got up early, and after washing up, he began to practice morning exercises in the yard.

He has always loved doing this, because every time he can't help but be impressed by himself, but today it's a little different.

"Are you stupid? What are you doing when you turn your waist so big? I didn't ask you to become a dancer!"

Su Gui held his breath, and silently adjusted his movements.

"My God, what kind of legs are you doing? Old duck toddler legs?"

Su Gui took a deep breath, calm down, calm down!

After holding his breath and finishing his morning exercises, Su Gui sat on the stone bench and poured himself a cup of tea. While he was drinking it, a handsome bald man suddenly stretched out beside him, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Su Gui spit out the tea directly, coughed while clutching his chest, and glared at the strange-faced Taoist who suddenly appeared, a word of mother's criticism poured into his throat but he didn't dare to say it, so he could only say angrily: "I'm full! "

"Furious? Did I make you angry?" The strange-faced Taoist looked a little surprised, and looked at him sadly.

Seeing his sincerity, Su Gui calmed down a little, and waved his hands quite generously: "Just be more careful in the future."

The Taoist with a strange face suddenly burst into laughter, his childish face was full of sarcasm, "Be careful? You have such a big face! Whether you are angry or not, what does it have to do with me?"

He waved his hands and said generously: "That's all, I don't care about you. I'm hungry, go get me some food."

"you!"

Su Gui's eyes widened, his teeth itched with hatred, he turned and left.The strange-faced Taoist said leisurely behind him: "Where are you going?"

Su Gui didn't turn his head back, "The cafeteria!"

He doesn't want to cook for this kind of guy!

The canteen is actually called Shiweiju, and each peak is opened on the mountainside.Su Gui walked all the way up from the foot of the mountain, and already started to regret it, and was unwilling to go down the mountain, so he had to wipe off his sweat and continue walking up.

After finally reaching the entrance of Shiweiju, Su Gui stopped for a rest, and met Kong Ming who had just woken up and came to look for food.

Seeing him, Kong Ming rushed over and complained, "Why did you come here to eat? No wonder I went to your yard and couldn't find you."

Su Gui's heart tightened, and he asked, "Did you see anyone?"

"No." Kong Ming scratched his head, his eyes lit up instantly, he grabbed his hand and said, "What? Could it be that there is a wild man hiding in your room?"

"Shut up you."

Su Gui pushed him away indifferently, entered Shiweiju and looked around, then turned back and asked Kong Ming, "Which meal is the worst?"

"Ah?" Monk Zhang Er of Kong Ming was puzzled, pointing to the unattended stall at the far end, "The one who sells chaos, his wonton skin is as thick as bun skin, and there is only a little meat inside, which is not fresh! "

Su Gui sneered, and walked over there with the wind under his feet. Kong Ming followed behind him, and said excitedly: "What? You want to kick the field? He is a fifth-level qi practitioner, and he can't beat me. His cousin has established a foundation. But if he dares to seek trouble, I will ask my master to teach him a lesson!"

Su Gui said: "I'm not trying to mess things up." He stood in front of the stall and said, "Take a bowl of wontons with you. For those who feed pigs, just take the worst ingredients."

Kong Ming wondered, "You still have pigs?"

Su Gui was in a good mood at the moment, glanced at him, gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "Yes. An old, ugly, bad, cheap, hypocritical dead fat pig!"

"Then you still keep it?"

"I've been entangled, there's nothing I can do." Su Gui winked at him, and was about to leave with the packed food box, "Eat, I'll feed the pigs."

Going down the mountain is much easier than going up. Su Gui only took half the time to go back. He put the food box heavily on the stone table, sat down beside him, and said, "Let's eat."

He pretended to be displeased, but he was gloating in his heart, and couldn't help but keep glancing at the strange-faced Taoist.

The strange-faced Taoist paused, and looked at him with a smile that was not a smile, "What? Are you interested in me?"

Su Gui turned his lips, frowned, looked at the strange-faced Taoist's naked head, and then at his mummy-like body, and couldn't help but said, "The secret of your success is self-confidence, right?"

The Taoist with a strange face snorted, "Don't scold me in your heart anymore, my hands are shaking very much, maybe I will kill you by accident."

Su Gui couldn't help covering his neck, and looked away bitterly.

"Your cooks here are pretty good!"

Su Gui looked at him in horror, the strange-faced Taoist almost buried his face in the bowl, grunting as he ate, and those who didn't know thought he was eating some supreme delicacy, not the "pig food" in Su Gui's eyes.

The strange-faced Taoist also licked the bottom of the bowl, and then raised his head in satisfaction. There was still a piece of slightly whitish pork that was not fresh enough.

Seeing Su Gui looking at him in surprise, the strange-faced Taoist frowned, lowered his voice slightly, and said dangerously: "Did you do something wrong?"

When he spoke, the fleshy lump kept trembling slightly, Su Gui stared at it, feeling itchy and anxious, couldn't help stretching out his hand after he stopped talking, and gently wiped off the fleshy lump, finally felt relieved up.

The strange-faced Taoist was dazed by his action for a moment, and looked at him blankly. The combination of the skinny and bald boy looked weirdly cute because of his blank expression.

Su Gui couldn't help laughing.

Only then did the strange-faced Taoist wake up suddenly, his pale face flushed slightly, he sneered and hit Su Gui with his hand, and then he flung his sleeves and left.

Su Gui didn't know what kind of madness he was going into, he was hit on the right shoulder suddenly, and immediately curled up in pain, and it took a while to recover, but when he looked up, he couldn't see him.

Su Gui clutched his shoulders, feeling really resentful towards this strange-faced Taoist in his heart, he didn't want to be in the same room with him, so he went to look for Kong Ming in the courtyard next door.

I just don't think that this time I just left the wolf's den and entered the tiger's mouth.

Su Gui looked at the figure standing in Kongming Courtyard, and couldn't help feeling a toothache.He wanted to run, but the moment he entered, Lu Miannian had already cast his gaze on him.

Su Gui: "Hi..."

Mommy criticizes what he should say now to save the embarrassing situation!Do you want to say to Lu Miannian: "Young man, I think you are very good and cheap~"!

Su Gui: Really desperate just thinking about it.

Lu Miannian looked at him without moving, his face was still clear and indifferent, without showing the slightest abnormality, Su Guizheng thought that he was calm, or that he didn't remember what happened last night at all, but he caught a glimpse of his earlobe slightly raised the red.

The little spicy chicken let out a long sigh: "Sinful Chirp—"

Su Gui lowered his head in embarrassment to hide the distorted expression on his face, and whispered in his heart: "Shut up!"

Looking up again, the redness around Lu Miannian's ears has faded, and he turned his head to Kong Ming with his usual expression, "There will be a sword trial in three months, and your junior brother will come back at that time. You should practice hard. ask me."

He turned around and paused for a moment, glanced at Su Gui who was standing at the door with a vague look, and simply tapped his toes and flew out from the wall.

Su Gui couldn't help but yelled when he saw it, "The majestic master of the Wuji Sect, he is proficient at climbing walls."

Kong Ming hurried over to cover his mouth, and cursed in a low voice: "You don't want to die?"

Su Gui raised his face, squinted his mouth and said, "Am I afraid of him? Hmph! He's my defeat!"

Kong Ming pouted, and rolled his eyes helplessly at him, "You have a limit to bragging!"

Su Gui jumped up immediately, his face turned white and his ears were red with anxiety, he bit his lips in anxiety, and suddenly he felt blessed, and shouted: "That's right! Did he come to my yard last night? He came to a duel with me!"

Kong Ming stared at him like a fool.

Su Gui said: "Don't believe me! Otherwise, why did he avoid me just now? Because he was afraid! That's right, it was the shadow of his disastrous defeat under my hands last night, which made him unable to straighten up in front of me again!"

Little Spicy Chicken silently raised its wings, "May I interrupt?"

Su Gui replied indifferently: "No." Then he continued to brag to Kong Ming, dancing and bragging, "You don't know, the battle last night was really dark! The sun and the moon were dark!"

"The first thing I did when I went up was a stance of Baihong Piercing the Sun, with sword energy soaring to the sky! Xiao Lu was startled and quickly backed away, but my sword still cut through his clothes, and all the pieces of clothes were flying everywhere, and he couldn't see anything. !"

"This is a good opportunity. I quickly pressed forward. The sword is so bright that your suzerain can't open his eyes at all! Just standing there stupidly, I saw the point of the sword was about to poke into his shoulder, thinking that this is not possible! So, at the critical moment, I tried my best to stop the momentum, so as not to let the sword see blood! But I suffered internal injuries because of this."

The more Su Gui talked, the more he felt that this was the case. He couldn't help but shook his head and sighed, "I thought the outcome was decided, but I didn't expect Sect Master Lu to take advantage of my backlash and quickly strike to knock me down!"

He beat his chest and stamped his feet for a while, his face was full of pain and resentment, "I resisted desperately, but my blood was injured and I was crushed to the ground by him. Sigh!"

Kong Ming wiped his tears and looked at him, "Oh, I really didn't expect that! Then how did you reverse the adversity?"

Su Gui slapped his thigh and was about to slip the train as soon as his mouth touched, but a face half covered with mud suddenly flashed in his mind.

The thin and thin but soft and warm lips were slightly opened due to surprise, revealing a little bit of white teeth, red tongue, and even a slight heat...

"Why are you blushing?"

Kong Ming suddenly let out a bluff, and Su Gui suddenly came back to his senses, coughed in a disguised way, patted him on the top of the head, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Kong Ming argued, "It's really red!"

Su Gui gritted his teeth and said angrily, "You are colorblind!"

Kong Ming stared at him with wide eyes, and after a while he was not sure: "Then... the green one?"

"..."

Su Gui frowned suddenly, stopped arguing with him, and changed the subject: "In short, I finally defeated him through some wonderful methods. As for the method, you should think about it carefully, this is what I arranged for you." homework."

Kong Ming was stunned, "Zuo Zuozuo, homework?!"

Su Gui nodded, "Yes. I'll go first, so I won't disturb you."

Kong Ming quickly grabbed his sleeve to prevent him from leaving, and howled dryly, "At least give me a hint!"

"Hiss." Su Gui frowned, carefully considering his words, "This...a gentleman doesn't move his hands. As for us, we use a kind of...uh, this...counterpart activity, um..."

He covered his face in shame, and said angrily: "That's all!" Then, afraid of being caught by Kong Ming again, he quickly broke away from him and ran away quickly, and even used lightness kung fu!

Kong Ming stretched out his hand silently, only grabbing a piece of air.When Su Gui saw it, he was even more impressed with his foresight. He touched the little spicy chicken on his belly, pretended to shake his head helplessly, and said vigorously: "Little spicy chicken, let's go!"

Little Spicy Chicken: "..."

Damn mental retardation!

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The last chapter is saved, and I am starting to update it... Haha [Laughing and crying.jpg]...

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