Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

The disciples in the courtyard suddenly knelt on the ground, and the mutton was thrown on the ground indiscriminately. Only the fire was still crackling, but it was no longer a warm bonfire.

The rabbit quickly abandoned the leg of lamb, and ran straight to its owner, Lu Miannian, sticking to his leg and rubbing it flatteringly.

Lu Miannian's eyes fell on Su Gui, "I remember I made you think about your mistakes behind closed doors."

Su Gui clapped his hands and stood up, looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, pointed at the rogue at the door and said, "I didn't go out."

Lu Miannian said coldly, "You didn't go out, but someone came in."

"Oh! No one entered the 'door'!" Su Gui shook his head, smiled hypocritically at him, and pointed to the scattered footprints on the wall, "Here, they climbed the wall to get in."

Perhaps Lu Miannian had never seen such a rascal like him before, his usual calm expression changed slightly, and he shouted coldly: "Using words that make no sense!"

"So what?" Su Gui raised his eyebrows and grinned at him, "You are illegally detained!"

Lu Miannian looked at the disciples in the courtyard, "You all go back, consciously go to the Discipline Hall to receive your punishment."

"Why, what do you want to do by sending everyone away?" Su Gui curled his lips, squinted at him, and said angrily, "Today is my fault, if you want to punish me, you can punish me, and don't do their business."

"Okay. Then you will be punished for them." Lu Miannian also seemed to be angry, gave him a cold look, turned to his disciples and said, "Still leaving?"

The disciples glanced at each other, secretly cast a grateful look at Su Gui, pushed and filed out, and the rabbit hurried away.

Soon there were only two people left staring at each other in the courtyard.

"How to punish? Come on."

Lu Miannian said: "I punished you, I'm afraid you won't be convinced. Today I just have a competition with you to convince you."

Su Gui chuckled, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're still so righteous when you bully the little by the big, and if I cross the road, I won't give in to you!"

Lu Miannian frowned, "You're talking nonsense." He took off his sword and threw it at Su Gui, "I don't use a sword, I'm at half a level of cultivation, if you can defeat me, I won't restrain you from now on. "

Su Gui was furious and didn't take the sword, annoyed: "Who are you embarrassing? You don't use a sword, and neither do I! Let's wait and see! Come on!"

The little spicy chicken said anxiously: "Host, don't be arrogant! You can't defeat his chirp without a sword!"

Su Gui was so angry that he couldn't even remember to speak in his head, so he roared angrily: "This is a battle between men!"

Lu Miannian said, "Then let's start."

Su Gui rubbed his body first and attacked Lu Miannian's chest with a straight punch. Lu Miannian didn't dodge or dodge, and reached out to grab it.

Don't look down on people!

Su Gui opened his eyes angrily, exerted all his strength, and clenched his teeth, "Ahhh!!!!"

evildoer!Eat my old grandson's Universe Invincible 72-helix Spiral Fenghuo Poyan Fist! !

The fist attack stopped abruptly in the next second, and the fist with raging veins collided with a white jade hand. It seemed that the hand would be smashed under the impact of the fist in the next second, but in fact it was the frightening looking hand. The fist was blocked head-on, unable to move any further!

The next second, the slender fingers gathered together, wrapped around the fist and spun violently, and there was a sudden sharp pain in his arm. Su Gui had no choice but to twist his body around in the direction in which his arm was rotated, and was pulled and locked in front of him by Lu Miannian.

Su Gui raised his foot angrily and kicked back, Lu Mian smiled youngly, "Not honest yet?"

Immediately afterwards, Su Gui was thrown to the ground, and a heavy body pressed up behind him. Two long legs firmly pressed his legs, and his hands were still locked on his upper body, making him unable to move at all. .

Where did this guy get his strange power from!

Su Gui, who was subdued by one move in the men's battle, gritted his teeth bitterly, his eyes suddenly softened, he squinted upwards, very seductive, and at the same time he wailed, "Let me move, it hurts so much."

Lu Miannian's hand loosened, and Su Gui slowly turned over under him, showing a very charming smile, but taking advantage of this gap, his hand quickly gathered a handful of mud, and slapped Lu Miannian hard. face!

He pushed Lu Miannian away with all his strength, and wanted to run when he got up, but the little spicy chicken suddenly said, "There are still 5 minutes to go."

Su Gui stopped in his tracks immediately, and spewed out a stream of hot air from the tip of his nose. He turned his head and looked at Lu Miannian who was lying on the ground, who seemed to have not regained his composure. Lu Miannian's head, and at the same time, his own head went down.

The little spicy chicken told him that this series of actions made his head dazed, and added in a completely mechanical manner: "A French kiss is required, at least 1 minute."

It's done!

Su Gui showed the tragic expression of a revolutionary martyr, took a deep breath, and slammed his mouth down!

Because I hit it too hard, my front teeth hurt!

Suddenly, Su Gui felt more aggrieved, bit his mouth hard with his teeth as if to vent his anger, and after biting enough, he reluctantly stuck out his tongue into Lu Miannian's mouth.

Although he looked very slutty in his heart, he was actually very slutty, but this was his first kiss!Mom sells batches!

Su Gui's anger burned even more fiercely after his tongue was blocked by his teeth, and his two hands went straight down into Lu Miannian's armpits!Clack, tick, tick!

Lu Miannian's jaw immediately loosened, and Su Gui immediately took advantage of the situation and drove straight in. He brought his hands back to hold Lu Miannian's head, and stuck his tongue firmly into his mouth without moving.

Su Gui closed his eyes tightly, his brows were tightly wrinkled, and his face was blush, obviously suddenly shy!

After stretching for more than ten seconds, Su Gui finally moved his tongue as if he had understood it, and then continued to lie down on the corpse!From time to time, I have to retract my tongue to move around, and then move my head for a breath.

Very hard!

After finally surviving for a minute, Su Gui hurriedly got up from him, and in order to fully humiliate Lu Miannian, he even endured the pain and threw three low-grade spirit stones on him!

Three low-grade spirit stones!

After finishing all this swiftly, Su Gui ran away, with a happy smile on his face, and a gust of wind.

It's so exciting to run after prostitution!

The night wind was blowing coolly, finally blowing away the heat from Su Gui's face, Su Gui stopped and stood still, looked around, only to realize that he somehow ran to the side of a hot spring.

The tree shadows are mottled and the water vapor is dense, showing a strange and ethereal beauty.Su Gui stroked the little spicy chicken to build up his courage, and stepped back in small steps.

"It's fate for you to come here, why bother to leave?"

The old voice is definitely not pleasant, and in such a situation, it is even more creepy.Su Gui swallowed, and cursed in his heart: "Who wants to have a fate with you!" On the face, he said respectfully: "It's late at night, why are you still staying here, senior?"

Go back to sleep quickly!

The old man didn't know what was going on in Su Gui's mind, so he burst into tears, the wind was blowing for a while, the moon was short and the flowers were withering, it was really scary.

Su Gui was so terribly crying that his skin fell off his skin, and he almost cried out with him. Just as he raised his head, he saw the figure of a rickety old man slowly appearing in front of him.

This old man is skinny and bony, with a hunched back, and an old Taoist robe hanging loosely on his body, which is also a very ancient style. The only thing that can be seen on his body is a face, but it is a gourd head.

It was a young boy's face, with a handsome appearance, charming eyebrows and eyes, and still carried some childishness, but at this moment, it was wrinkled into a ball, with tears and tears, and it was a hoarse old man's voice, which made people almost faint with fright Go away.

"Where did he snatch his face?" Su Gui was so frightened that he could hardly stand up, and could only poke the little spicy chicken and talk to it to strengthen his courage.

The little spicy chicken was more frightened than him, tremblingly said: "Little, little spicy chicken doesn't know... Chirp Mi! Scared!"

This strange old man had finished crying, wiped his face clean, and said slowly: "Young master, don't be afraid. Alas, since Zishan passed away, no one has cared about the old man, just now because I heard the young master comfort me to rest, I couldn't help but feel sad. I am really ashamed to have surprised the young master when I didn’t want to.”

He speaks a lot more decently now, and at last he doesn't look like a ghost. Su Gui felt a little relieved, but he still didn't dare to relax his vigilance. He just said: "Dare to ask senior Daoist name?"

The old man pondered for a while, then shook his head and sighed: "This old man doesn't remember, but he only remembers that everyone in the world calls me Taoist with a strange face."

Su Gui bravely glanced at him, feeling that this title could not be more appropriate, nodded in response, and tentatively asked: "Senior, is there anything else? I should go back, there are quite a lot of mosquitoes in this forest."

He quickly scratched the few pimples on his neck that had been bitten out to prove that what he said was true.

The Taoist with a strange face stretched out his hand to stop him, his voice became a little shriller, and he said frivolously, "Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Will you meet a young lover?"

Su Gui smiled embarrassingly, swallowed his saliva, and said hesitantly, "This... Senior still has orders?"

The strange-faced Taoist nodded, and said confidently: "Yes, take me out."

Su Gui hurriedly jumped back in shock, and said in a trembling voice, "Isn't this bad?"

"What's wrong? You kid, you are so troublesome!" The strange-faced Taoist looked very impatient, and directly turned into a collar and firmly wrapped it around Su Gui's neck, "Hurry up, or I will strangle you to death!"

Su Gui was a mute who ate Coptis chinensis, and couldn't tell what he was suffering, so he resigned himself to his fate and walked out wearing the collar. At this moment, he remembered that the little spicy chicken was a "high-level person" relative to him, so he kept poking it.

"Hey, what's going on here? I haven't written any strange-faced Taoists!"

The little spicy chicken was also very distressed, trying to think with his small head, couldn't help stuffing his wings into his mouth again, and said vaguely: "The little spicy chicken doesn't know how to chirp..."

"Ah! The little spicy chicken knows!" Suddenly, the little spicy chicken had a flash of inspiration, and quickly spit out its wings and screamed, "This must be the automatic restoration of the world! Because you traveled here at the wrong time and disrupted the original plot, so the world It will automatically fix your life trajectory!"

Su Gui curled his lips, "I didn't have a grandfather in my original life trajectory, it was still a collar."

"Tsk, so it is automatically corrected! And the life trajectory you originally set is not reasonable, it is normal for you to change it!"

"Ah, why is it so annoying!" Su Gui scratched his head, "As an author, I don't have the advantage of spoilers at all!"

The little spicy chicken is so honest that it makes people want to kill chickens, "You didn't have any spoilers in the newspaper article! Anyway, it's all sex from the fourth quarter."

"Cough, shut up." Su Gui patted his stomach angrily, "I didn't know I would wear it!"

When he got outside the courtyard, Su Gui couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive, afraid that Lu Miannian hadn't left yet, so he squatted down in front of the door, and opened a crack in the door to peek in quietly.

"You're not a thief, are you?"

The collar around his neck suddenly made a sound, which frightened Su Gui half to death, and ran to hide behind a nearby willow tree, poking secretly to look at the gate of the courtyard.

There seems to be no one.

"Huh—" Su Gui breathed a sigh of relief, and then he dared to stand up and enter the yard, saying, "I'm not a thief, I'm just hiding from someone."

"Hey, little lover?"

Su Gui didn't know what to say, why is this old man full of young lovers?As he thought about it, he didn't know what to say, so he said in a deep voice, "Tell me your story."

"Why, do you want to know?" The strange-faced Taoist laughed lightly, and suddenly closed his collar, "If you ask so many questions, be careful that I will strangle you to death!"

Su Gui pulled on the collar and coughed violently, feeling angry and angry, but he didn't dare to say any more, so he could only lie on the bed obediently and sleep.

He must get rid of this timed bomb as soon as possible!

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Finally barely touched the shadow of the car!Open smoked!

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