Raw rice boiled into small porridge

Ye Jiawen smiled with his chin propped up, and said confidently: "Think about it for yourself. You will be 19 years old now. Let alone live to be a hundred years old, you are expected to live to 90 years old. You can count it as a friend." How many years can I be with you? It’s good to keep in touch for 20 years. My parents count as 30 years. As for me, I want to accompany you for 70 years..."

何田乍一听70年这个数字，心里吃了不小的一惊,他目前为止才活不到20年，70年那可是3.5个20年……

He Tian stared blankly at the man in front of him, unable to imagine 70 years later...

"What? Are you scared?" Ye Jiawen raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "It's a deal for the rest of my life, and it doesn't count if I miss one day. I'm serious."

He Tian couldn't tell if he was serious, but he felt that he was serious anyway, so he replied stubbornly, "I'm not afraid."

"I was just wondering," He Tian worried, "Can you still live for 70 years?"

Ye Jiawen reached out and pinched He Tian's face, feigning anger, and said, "...you kid, can you chat?"

He Tian stuck out his tongue, put the potato slices that had been boiled for a long time on his plate, and smiled apologetically, "I'll eat this for you, and you will live a long life after eating potatoes."

He Tian thought sweetly, Ye Jiawen turned into an old man, probably a very handsome old man, and when the two old men walk in the sunset holding hands, the picture will be... so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

Eating "immortal potato chips" didn't stop Ye Jiawen's mouth. He put a piece of hairy belly in the hot pot and cooked it while looking at He Tian affectionately.

He Tian: "...how?"

Ye Jiawen said quietly: "I like it. I only need to shave for 15 seconds when I'm with you, but when I'm with you, I spend the extra 15 seconds because of looking at you."

He Tian took a deep breath, silently lowered his head, really convinced.

Ye Jiawen continued: "Tomorrow's official Weibo's 'Daily Love Talk' will be this, and we will create a food series." He triumphantly put Maodu on He Tian's plate, and He Tian hurriedly held his chopsticks and said: " You eat it, I don't eat offal."

Ye Jiawen: "..." He sighed, took out his phone, opened the memo, and typed on it, "Boyfriend doesn't eat offal, no matter how you do it or..."

He Tian said embarrassedly, "I don't eat anything."

Ye Jiawen took this important discovery seriously, and said, "Little people are hard to raise, and I'm talking about you."

He Tian was unconvinced and said, "Where am I so young?"

Ye Jiawen looked him up and down with a lewd smile: "How are you not young?"

He Tian's cheeks were flushed by his sight, he scooped up a big spoonful of messy food for him, and said, "Why can't you stop your mouth even if you eat it?"

Ye Jiawen smirked and said, "Then try using other plugs."

He Tian: "..." He lost this wave.

After the two finished the hot pot, they stood outside, letting the night breeze blow away the smell of hot pot. Ye Jiawen approached He Tian, ​​rubbed his little curly hair, and asked softly, "Going home?"

As soon as He Tian heard this, he raised his heart. After hesitating for a while, he said timidly: "...I have class at 8 o'clock tomorrow, so I should go back to school."

Ye Jiawen was a little disappointed, he really wished he could put this little man in his pocket and take it out to hug and hold him high at any time, but he didn't force He Tian and sent him back to school.

He Tian not only wants to complain about Xin Yue, but he also has his own troubles. The stockings that make a fuss show that he has not fully trusted the other party in this relationship that has just begun, but this has to be corrected slowly, and it is more difficult now. The pressing question, it seems, is—

Isn't it frustrating that he can't satisfy his boyfriend?

It will be the New Year's holiday soon, and he can't hide for a while, but he won't be able to hide for a lifetime.

For the first time, He Tian, ​​a Miyoshi student, spent a self-study class on Weibo, browsed the post bar, and read Zhihu, hoping to find the answer to the question "how to quickly fit in with her boyfriend physically and achieve a harmonious state?"

——Do a good job of foreplay and fully lubricate

——My experience is that you can listen to music and watch small movies to add to the fun

——Anyway, it will definitely hurt, and it will pass after Renren, and it will feel good after the pain

He Tian looked at the answers and comments one by one like a thief, but the more he looked at it, the more uncertain he became. Not only did it not help him in any real way, but it made him even more confused.

Until he saw a person who said: I suggest you listen to Guo Degang's cross talk while doing it. Practice has proved that if you smile and relax, nothing will happen.

Someone below replied: What the hell?It's soft when you smile, okay?I wish the landlord a lifetime of immortality.

Someone else replied: Don't leave, the landlord!Look at my 40-meter broadsword, I actually tried it, and now I see my boyfriend, teacher Guo's face is all in front of me!

He Tian: "..." He sighed silently, closed the page, and opened Taobao again. He even thought, how about buying some aphrodisiacs?Isn't it the first time to be...

But what if you buy inferior ones and have problems eating them?I don't want to go to the hospital during the Chinese New Year.

In the end, He Tian found nothing and went back to the dormitory in a state of frustration. Xin Yue was concentrating on weaving a scarf. In his hands, the two wooden sticks were like two nimble fish swimming in the dark blue sea of ​​wool.

Seeing him coming back, Xin Yue enthusiastically put the half-knit woolen scarf around his neck, blinked and asked, "Do you want to tie your neck?"

He Tian said absent-mindedly, "It's pretty good, very comfortable."

Xin Yue said in a low voice like a brain twitch: "Oh, this isn't for you, it's for Hanhan. We're going to the Northeast to see the snow in the New Year."

He Tian: "..." He gritted his teeth and said, "I know it's not for me! You don't have to say everything, baby!"

Xin Yue touched his nose and said timidly, "Tiantian, what's wrong with you? Are you in a bad mood?"

He Tian stopped talking. He looked at Xin Yue, and suddenly remembered the little clips he had watched before. Maybe he could borrow it to study?

He struggled for a while, treating the dead horse as a living horse doctor, pretending to be relaxed and asking: "Xin Yue, didn't you have a small movie over there before? Can you lend me to watch it again? I want to study an academic problem, we Recently, the major is engaged in the subject of 'gay'."

Xin Yue looked at him, and it was rare for him to be smart for a while, and said quietly: "Is it going well with Senior Ye?"

He Tian: "..."

Xin Yue leaned into his ear and said in one sentence: "You just have too much shame."

He Tian: "..." He seemed to have some truth in what he said.My own problem may be that I have been a good boy for a long time, and I am too ashamed to let go.

Xin Yue: "I recently discovered a new continent. I think it's more fun than watching a small movie. It has more room for imagination and can avoid excessive substitution. Would you like to try it?"

He Tian: "What?"

Xin Yue: "Danmei Xiaohuangwen. Let me recommend a few books for you. They are funny. If you look at them from a different angle, you may be able to relax."

So, that night, He Tian's psychological endurance underwent another bloody baptism.

From being embarrassed at the beginning, He Tian was stunned by the thunder, and then he looked at the bed with a curious mind and laughed, lamenting that the imagination of human beings, especially girls, has really evolved to the top of the pyramid, and he rushed out in a spaceship The galaxy is gone.

What about bisexuality, boys and girls are fine, there is also a JJ that is 18 meters long and can be wrapped in N circles on the waist, all kinds of animals and plants are refined, all kinds of flashing fireflies, flowing begonia flower juice, thunder, lightning, crackling , and the tongue becomes fine, JJ becomes fine, and all kinds of human shapes are turned into human forms, and they are slapping in various situations and poses...

He Tian laughed while watching, and fell asleep with a smile on his face. Although he still didn't find any knowledge that could solve practical problems, his mood improved a lot. He expressed his sincere thanks to Xin Yue.

He Tian had a very absurd dream, he dreamed that he was floating in the clouds, still rising little by little, supported by a crimson elastic columnar ladder.

He poked at the top of the ladder and asked it, "What are you?"

There was a small opening in the middle of the top of the ladder, the small opening grew bigger and bigger, the earth shook and the mountain shook, swallowing He Tian whole, and then there was a grinning laugh, and the ladder said fiercely: "I'm the monster who came to eat you! "

The sudden weightlessness woke up He Tian. He was out of breath and flustered. He swallowed and deleted all the little pornographic texts on his phone.

……

On the last day of the new calendar of this year, Xin Yue and Wu Shaohan set off from school respectively and started their first secret trip, while He Tian's circle of friends was wiped out by a heavy snowfall.

The cold wave swept across the country, and most of China was covered with snow. He Tian’s hometown is in a city in North China, where the snowfall has never been seen in decades. He Tian’s circle of friends is full of pictures of snow scenes posted by relatives and friends. , a small video of snowball fights and snowmen.In this city where it never snows, it is difficult to read a little homesick, so he sent a circle of friends with emotion——

I am in the southern sun, watching you snowing heavily.

Going to Weibo after a while, I saw Duse's "Daily Love Words" posting——

I wish to be with you in the bright sun, bright as before;

I wish to grow old with you in the heavy snow.

The pictures below are Duse's hot and cool condoms.

He Tian's heart was filled with warm waves, and he seemed to be wandering in an ocean full of honey.At the same time, he had to admire Ye Jiawen's ability to rush to sell products, sing along and show affection with his boyfriend.

Work and love are both right, and both hands must be tough, He Tian is convinced in his heart.

That night, Ye Jiawen came to pick up He Tian and wanted to spend the New Year holiday with him.

He Tian habitually sat in the co-pilot, but Ye Jiawen stuffed him into the back seat, kissed his lips, and said, "I'll take you out for vacation, the journey is a bit far, you should sleep for a while."

Ye Jiawen had never mentioned going on vacation before, so He Tian wondered, "Where are you going?"

Ye Jiawen blinked mysteriously: "You will know when you wake up."

The author has something to say: Note: The love story about Maodu in this chapter comes from the Internet.The content of other "daily love stories" is all made up by myself.