Doggy players have no desire to survive

Absent broadcasts will eventually be rewarded, the way of heaven is reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, the manager will spare someone.

"Last month's live broadcast was not completed. This month, the broadcast will be suspended for three days, and then the trending search will start... You two, are you going to heaven?"

Chen Meiyi was stuck at the elevator entrance on the twelfth floor, with a smiling face so frightened that Zhou Zheng reflexively wanted to close the elevator door, "Well, the sky is boring, so we came down again... Manager, don't laugh, I made a mistake, I will review it."

However, Chen Meiyi didn't swear or hit anyone, she just watched the two laugh, and their backs felt chills from laughing.

Women, what a horrible creature.

Shen Yao boldly stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Chen Meiyi, suspecting that the manager was dumbfounded by them.

"I've discussed with the live broadcast platform that there will be no fines. You will need an extra hour every day this month—of course, you will have to make up for the few days you missed from the beginning of the month." Chen Meiyi smiled and patted the shoulders of the two with a very friendly tone. "Therefore, Zhou Shen and Yao Shen, please arrange your personal time reasonably, abide by the team's work and rest rules, keep healthy/living, and play happily without delaying the endorsement filming."

Zhou Shen: "..."

Ya God: "..."

Happy your uncle's cousin's biological father's younger brother's cousin's aunt's son's distant cousin.

"I forgot to mention—the new hairstyle is good, very good." Chen Meiyi rolled her eyes around the two people's hair, and smiled brighter. The big man bared his teeth.

Zhou Zheng finally couldn't bear it anymore, and weakly dodged the manager's nine-yin bone claws with his hind legs, and raised his hands above his head, "I'll broadcast live tomorrow morning, really——so can you let us go back to sleep now?"

Shen Yao raised his hands before Chen Meiyi looked at him.

So early the next morning, the two of them took a piece of bread and milk in the cafeteria, and rolled to the training match to prepare for the live broadcast double row.There were few viewers in the early morning, but Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao didn't come here to mess with gifts, they were purely for time.

——After all, it is impossible for two big men to compete with beauty bloggers for jobs every morning, like Su Luo.

Shen Yao pulled out the gaming chair, was stunned when he saw the potted green plant on his desk, and asked, "Where's the original stone lotus?"

"I was watered to death by Yan Xiyue." Su Luo held the makeup mirror and gloated halfway before realizing that Shi Lian belonged to Shen Yao, not Zhou Zheng. , "I brought the mimosa back two days ago. If you don't like it, I will accompany you downstairs to buy a new one at noon today."

"It's okay, the mimosa is also very good." Shen Yao said, "Thank you, Sister Su."

Miss Su was elated when he called her "sister".

Shen Yao poked the small pot of mimosa, and thought it was a pity.

That pot of stone lotus was bought for him by Zhou Zheng.

"Mimosa is very good. I think I resemble it, so I can think of me when I see it. After all, we are both reserved and humble..." Zhou Zheng touched the leaf on the other side, wondering Said, "Hey, why are you not ashamed of this thing? Su Luo, have you been tricked into buying a fake product?"

"Just kidding!" Su Luo raised her brows, and rolled up her sleeves to reveal a small tattoo, "How many years has my old lady been reselling A goods? After high school, the ability to distinguish the real from the fake with a keen eye is not a bragging rights!"

"Okay, okay, you are amazing." Zhou Zheng reassured perfunctorily, "Who dares to lie to the EG female overlord, don't you want to live?"

EG female overlord: "..."

I think you don't want to live anymore.

She misses the happy and unrestrained days when she was a bad girl, and she would punch anyone who was upset.

Shen Yao followed suit, and this time the row of leaves obediently retracted. He glanced at Zhou Zheng, "Probably because only shameless can fight against shameless."

Zhou Zheng suddenly realized: "It makes sense."

Su Luo silently put on the earphones.

Oh man.

Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao skillfully went to the game to start the live broadcast, and Zhou Zheng was still in command.

Soon there was only one enemy left on the opposite side, Shen Yao freed up a hand, peeled a bar of chocolate wafers for him under Zhou Zheng's hint, and handed it to his mouth.

Zhou Zheng's camera was turned off, but Shen Yao turned it on, and the bullet screen was filled with "yoyoyoyo".

Shen Yao let out a dry cough, and changed the subject in embarrassment: "How angry is the manager? Why don't you go and see?"

"It's okay, don't pay attention to her." Zhou Zheng took the chocolate wafer that Shen Yao fed him, and quickly took away the head of the opposite person, "She let her anger, I will play games with me."

Shen Yao patted him sympathetically, "Look behind you."

As soon as Zhou Zheng turned his head, his hand shook, the last bullet missed, and he almost fell to his knees with a "plop".

"Sister! Dear sister! I know I was wrong!"

Shocked.

The barrage suddenly filled the screen with ellipses.

Fans couldn't help but wonder what they were fans of.

But the things that I powder, I have to finish powdering on my knees.

With her panda eyes on her face, Chen Meiyi said quietly: "No, I don't dare to take the title of Mr. Zhou."

Zhou Zheng glanced at the "Say hello to the manager" on the screen, "Manager, the fans are greeting you."

"Fuck, you didn't say it earlier in the live broadcast!" Chen Meiyi yelled and hid aside, "I didn't put on concealer this morning!"

Zhou Zheng calmly comforted: "It's okay, my camera is off, so I can't take pictures of you."

Are you trying to comfort someone? !

Frustrated, Chen Meiyi grabbed Zhou Zheng's headset and yelled, "You God Zhou expressed deep regret for the absence of the broadcast last night. He said that he can do anything to make up for it, even stripping!"

Zhou Zheng: "...fuck."

Shen Yao simply turned to the camera, and the small window in the lower right corner showed Zhou Zheng's bewildered expression to the audience in the live broadcast room.

In an instant, a wave of fans were busy taking screenshots, another wave of fans were busy defecting, and another wave of fans laughed under the table.

[Fuck, this is the first time I've seen Zhou Shen with such a dazed expression! 】

[Hahahaha hiccup, I'm going too, I want to ask Zhou God to live broadcast the whole process of him and Yao God creating human beings! 】

[Wait a minute, why did Yaoshen suddenly go to Zhoushen's live broadcast room? 】

【What the hell? 】

[What did God say? "Ask for a striptease"? !God knows how to play!God damn awesome! 】

[This is the so-called beauty of an adult. 】

"Striptease is not allowed, I can only take it off at night for you God to see." Zhou Zheng gritted his teeth and smiled, glanced at Shen Yao, and then looked at the barrage, "Telling jokes...you can have this, let me think about it."

Zhou Zheng thought for a while, and said, "I saw this on the Internet. Although I didn't understand it, they all thought it was quite funny. Let me recite it for you - there used to be a DNA that was wrapped in a liquid and The speed of ten meters per second hit a hard plane. The DNA said to the plane, hello, I am DNA. The plane said to DNA, hello, I am calcium carbonate."

The barrage is quiet.

Those who asked Zhou Shen to perform a striptease to compensate also shut up.

Shen Yao slipped his hand and accidentally closed the live broadcast window.

The corners of Chen Meiyi's eyes twitched, "I suspect you are driving."

But I have no proof.

Shen Yao dug out a piece of chocolate from the drawer to cover Zhou Zheng's mouth, and looked at Chen Meiyi apologetically, "I'm sorry, isn't it a bit too exciting for a manager who has been a solo mother for 28 years to hear such an adult joke?"

Chen Meiyi: "... Brat, do you want to wear small shoes too?!"

"Is there anything else the manager can do?" Shen Yao turned off the microphone with one hand, and covered Zhou Zheng's mouth that couldn't help but smolder with nothing in time with the other.

Chen Meiyi rubbed her forehead, "It's okay, I just came to tell you that you will go to the studio this weekend morning to shoot a perfume endorsement."

"After filming in the morning, come back to practice in the afternoon, don't even think about taking a vacation!" Zhao Huachao, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, added in time, "It's best to do it once! Then you can come back before lunch, and you can start a solo row in time."

"Farewell." Zhou Zheng smiled slightly, "Even if it's just once, I'll tell you that you need to retake the film, and then go out to have lunch with my boyfriend and date."

Chen Meiyi: "..."

Zhao Huachao: "..."

Shen Yao poked Zhou Zheng's waist, "Why did you say that?"

Chen Meiyi vomited blood.

What do you mean by feelings, we won’t know unless we tell them?

When the old lady is dead?

Sure enough, no one who is close to Zhou Zheng's ink can be black!

On Saturday morning, Zhou Zheng drove Shen Yao to the studio, where besides the staff, there was also a lady in a professional suit.

"My name is Zhou Ji, Yun Xiao Yu Ji's Ji, you can call me sister just like Zhou Zheng." The lady took off her sunglasses, smiled and held out her hand to Shen Yao, "I've always wanted to see you, but unfortunately I can't find the time."

Zhou Zheng muttered softly: "Pretend like a lady."

Zhou Ji glared at his incompetent younger brother, and when he looked at Shen Yao again, his expression skillfully switched between a murderous look and a spring breeze, without any sense of disobedience.

The coming out sign on the Weibo post bar forum has been hanging for a month. Zhou Zheng's sister knows what is normal, and Shen Yao shakes her hand generously, "Shen Yao, Shan Yao's mother."

"That's a good name." Zhou Ji smiled, "It's a coincidence, I heard from my mother that she used to help deliver babies when she went to teach in an elementary school in the mountains, and then the mother asked her to help give birth to the child. Because there are many mountains there, she named the twins next to the word "mountain."

Shen Yao was taken aback.

Zhou Ji smiled meaningfully, didn't say any more, and squinted at his own brother, "I just came to see my new brother, I have a meeting in a while, I'll go first, don't bully him, do you hear me?" ?!"

The corners of Zhou Zheng's eyes twitched, who had always been used as a background board, "Miss Zhou, you don't want the old one when you have the new one, right?"

"Yeah." Zhou Ji gave him a white look, "It's hard to get out of the order so you don't have to die alone. If someone bullies you and leaves, I'll see if Mom won't settle accounts with you!"

Only then did Shen Yao come back to his senses, "Miss, walk slowly."

Zhou Ji changed from a fighting tigress to a calf-licking tigress in a second, and was very satisfied with Shen Yao's "sister".

Zhou Zheng turned his head angrily.

Sister—this fucking is definitely a sister, the kind of relative who doesn't need a paternity test.

Zhou Ji stepped on his high heels and walked away. Before leaving, he asked his assistant to take good care of the two ancestors. In the next few years, this will be the special spokesperson of the Zhou family.

Shen Yao drank the milk carefully with a straw in his mouth, to avoid the lipstick that the makeup artist had just applied on him from being rubbed off, "You two have a bad relationship? I think your sister is very nice."

"Oh, naive." Zhou Zheng was full of love, and let the makeup artist play with his precious hair, "A girl who can't unscrew the bottle cap outside can pry open her brother's cap at home with her bare hands. Do you think I think she is nice?"

Shen Yao thought for a while and shivered.

The filming process was unexpectedly smooth, and two days passed. Zhou Zheng looked at the time and drove Shen Yao straight to New Flower City.

The studio is all his own, Zhou Zheng explained in advance, and when Chen Meiyi called to inquire about the progress, the two sides colluded perfectly.

Originally, everything should have a happy ending. Those who are lazy will not be found out, and those who are kept in the dark will not find out the truth, but...

The only stain was Zhou Zheng's circle of friends - because he forgot to block the coach and manager when he posted the photos, three minutes later, the other two in the first team also knew about Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao's evil deeds of abandoning their teammates to eat alone.

"What is eating alone?" Zhou Zheng backed out of the parking space and drove towards the exit of the parking lot, "Don't you blame your parents for not taking you with them when they were having sex in the house?"

Su Luo: "..."

Can't take this.

She resolutely handed the phone to Yan Xiyue.

"It's you this time?" Zhou Zheng didn't lift his eyelids, "I have something to say..."

"Something happened!"

On the phone, Yan Xiyue babbled endlessly, accusing Zhou Zheng of having a wife and not wanting teammates. After listening for half a minute, Zhou Zheng ran out of patience and couldn't help but retort: ​​"I'm on a date, you know what a date is?" Do you know why humans need dates when they are in a relationship? Tsk, I guess you don’t understand even if you’re single, so let me explain to you—this person is a social and family animal, in order to maintain harmony The stability of the relationship between the partners... Hey, why did you hang up?"

Zhou Zheng threw the phone back into the storage box with a bang, and the boss complained to Shen Yao unhappily: "Why do you think people are like this? Can't you bless others if you are single? Forget it in our team, they are all our own people The most hateful thing is the Fly and QA group, thanks to them, they still say that they are my brothers, one side is in trouble, and all parties support, and when a brother gets married, they don’t even give me a red envelope and don’t say anything, right?”

"Are you sure someone will come to help you if you are in trouble?" Shen Yao looked at Zhou Zheng sympathetically, "They don't set off fireworks in all directions to celebrate, you should be thankful."

"A group of younger brothers who are jealous of my name as Qiu Mingshan Chariot God!" Zhou Zheng slammed the steering wheel and "squeaked" between the two trucks.

"Take it easy!" Shen Yao was frightened into a cold sweat. He grabbed the armrest with his right hand, and fastened the seat belt with his left hand, "You don't want your little wife anymore? Porsche hit the gold cup, who is the loser?!"

"What concubine do you want? I already have a big wife." Zhou Zheng snorted coldly, "Go back quickly, according to the coach's usual schedule, there are still 10 minutes to the training room, we just need to go back before him. "

As the saying goes, if you are afraid of what comes, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao stared at Zhao Huachao at the elevator door on the first floor, staring at each other into the elevator.

Zhou Zheng tilted his head and leaned against Shen Yao's ear and whispered, "The coach is not very happy, did you see that?"

"I see." Shen Yao glanced at Zhao Huachao, "But I guess he heard it too."

Coach Zhao who was treated as air: "..."

You two little bastards, do you think people don't know how to go behind your back? !

"Now there is good news and bad news." Zhao Huachao said with a cold face, this is no longer "not very happy", but "very unhappy".

Shen Yao boldly asked, "What's the good news?"

"The good news is that we have a very, very good youth training seedling. It's not a problem to skip the second team and the third team and enter the first team." Two months is enough to replace someone who is not doing business properly."

It is rare for Zhao Huachao to have such a high vision that he can use two "very" in a row. However, judging from his expression, the bad news may be more explosive than the good news.

"It's the kid who talked half-way with Lao Xie that I mentioned two days ago? He's really here." Zhou Zheng raised his eyebrows, raising a little interest, "What's the bad news? I can't stand the harsh demands of the youth training team, so I plan to run away." gone?"

Zhao Huachao was expressionless: "No, the director of the youth training team just sent me a message that Hao Miaozi started fighting with people from the second team."

Zhou Zheng: "..."

It seems that a good seedling is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

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Zhou Zheng: Only children make choices. As a reliable adult, I have both wives... Well, I don’t want the youngest wife anymore (sudden desire to survive).