Doggy players have no desire to survive

As an assistant to the president of Zhou, they always have to learn all kinds of skills, because they never know what kind of weird requests Mr. Zhou's younger brother will make.

For example, "how to put people in sacks without breaking the law and avoid being brought to court", simple, send a few technicians to calculate the dead angle of the camera and replace the video captured by other cameras in time.

Another example is "how to get a lot of sponsors without selling yourself", simple, it is OK for Zhou to be the biggest sponsor.

Another example this time, "How to ask a lawyer to give a death sentence to an alcoholic who claims to hit someone by accident", Jane... simple fart.

——But if the person who asks the question is not only your boss’ brother, but also the brother of your crush, you can only swallow all the MMP and old blood, and provide him with considerate and thoughtful service with a smile.

Assistant Xiao Wang pressed back the greeting 48 in his heart, and with a professional smile on his face, he knocked on President Zhou's door and truthfully conveyed her brother's latest request.

Zhou's young female president almost sprayed her coffee on the computer.

"Okay." Mr. Zhou was relieved, took the time to call his brother, and agreed very simply, "We need to shoot a different packaging for the Valentine's Day themed perfume, and the person in charge will tell your manager about the specific situation. "

Zhou Zheng was at a loss: "Why?"

Mr. Zhou raised his hand to signal to Xiao Wang, "There are other plans for Women's Day and White Valentine's Day in March. Let's wait until Mother's Day in May, and then launch a different packaging - just in time to shoot the advertisement in advance. At that time, only You won the championship in PDL, and the advertisement was released together with the news of your championship, so the sales must be very good.”

"As a sponsor, why don't you understand the competition system? We don't need to participate in the PDL—it's a secondary league, and we'll play directly from the PCLP." Zhou Zheng was speechless, thinking that you might as well release another one during the Ching Ming Festival.

Mr. Zhou quickly checked the game time and changed his words naturally: "That's the PCLP champion."

Zhou Zheng: "...Miss, are you the Chinese cabbage in the vegetable market when you become the champion? Why are you more confident than me?"

Mr. Zhou replied without raising his eyes: "Otherwise? Your whole body, except for your face, can be used as a tool for making money. You can't even count on you to carry on your family."

Zhou Zheng: "..."

Damn, can you be a little hypocritical?

A certain earner surnamed Zhou was very sad and said that he did not want to talk to his sister.

You Zhou Papier, who crazily squeezed the labor force, won't your conscience hurt?

Zhou Papi was extremely efficient in handling affairs, and her assistant led the lawyer into the town police station swaggeringly that afternoon.

An hour later, Shen Dazhuang, who was messing around with the police, was thrown into the detention cell with a dazed expression on his face.

Two hours later, Shen Gen's roar seemed to be heard for a mile around.

Shen Yao and Zhou Zheng stayed in the town for a few more days. After Wang Xiulan was discharged from the hospital, she went to work as a nurse in the Sunshine Orphanage. This cowardly woman for decades finally made up her mind to divorce her husband.

Those people in the village and town who were often bullied by Shen Gen saw that he was hopeless, and rushed forward, which greatly facilitated the lawyer's work.Thanks to the efforts of the lawyer, it is impossible to give Shen Gen the death penalty, and it is almost as good as squatting in prison until death; it is a pity that Shen Dazhuang has done nothing but petty theft, drinking and fighting. Everyone in the village knows that he beat his mother, but Without an injury appraisal, he can't be punished, and if he dies, he can only be locked up for a few years, but it is unlikely that he will come out to find trouble before Shen Yao retires.

The whole process will take two to three months anyway, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao naturally don't have so much time to spend here, so the subsequent matters are basically handled by lawyers, and they only need to contact Zhou Zheng regularly to report the progress.

After such a tossing, people still don't feel much, but several pages of the calendar have been torn out.

When Zhou Zheng called Chen Meiyi, Manager Chen was already very Buddhist, and even wanted to take the initiative to give him a vacation: "Don't worry, dear, do you want to come back after the fifteenth day?"

"No need, we'll go back tomorrow afternoon." Zhou Zheng was rarely embarrassed.

If he can't hear the sarcasm inside and outside the words, he is really an idiot.

The next morning, the two stood at the entrance of the town. It was useless this time. Zhou Zheng called for a car, and the people sent by Mr. Zhou drove him and Shen Yao to the train station directly.

It didn't snow today, it was a rare sunny day, and the sun shone warmly on my body.

The gauze on Wang Xiulan's right hand has not been removed, and she is wearing the leather glove Shen Yao gave her. The place where the little finger used to be is empty, but she feels that this is the happiest day for her in more than 20 years.

Shen Yao turned away his sore and swollen eyes, opened his mouth, and couldn't yell out "Mom" stuck in his throat.

Wang Xiulan didn't care about his hesitation, she held her son's hand, asked him how he was at school, and asked when he would be back next time.

Shen Yao sniffed, "I will come back next year for Chinese New Year."

"Really?" Wang Xiulan looked very happy.

"...Really." Shen Yao looked down at Wang Xiulan holding his hand, "I'll be back after the Chinese New Year."

The car turned the corner, and the woman standing on the side of the road watching them was long gone.Shen Yao withdrew his gaze, turned his head and leaned on the back of the chair, closed his eyes and meditated.

The return trip always seems to be faster than the outbound journey. The night in the magic capital is very different from the small town. Shen Yao raised his hand to cover the passing car lights, squinted his eyes, and felt a little uncomfortable.

The base car was waiting outside, and Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao sat side by side in the back row.

Zhou Zheng knocked on the back of the driver's seat, "Uncle, let's go to the barber shop first."

"Okay!" The driver readily agreed.

Shen Yao stretched out his hand to compare the length of his hair, "Is your hair long?"

"The main reason is that the new hair has grown, half black and half brown, pretty ugly." Zhou Zheng started typing away in the car, replying to the greetings from other teams one by one in the group.

He even had the illusion that he was not going to the countryside, but to Mars.

"These people are real. They don't usually come to greet me. Once I disappear, I will cry to death. I can't even eat." Zhou Zheng sighed, and replied to Fang Yuan with his chin in his hand, "One day I will retire, and they will not be able to return. Are you so sad that you jump into the river to kill yourself?"

Shen Yao opened the group and took a look, the corner of his mouth twitched and pressed Zhou Zheng's hand, "Stop chatting, if you post a few more words, they will leave the group collectively."

Zhou Zheng looked at his phone, sent out the last typed sentence resolutely, and quickly snatched Shen Yao's phone while he was not paying attention.

[EG-Sweet]: I have met everyone in my wife's natal family and got their approval. The Sunny player sitting next to me can testify.

[QA-Fish]: Damn it?You two are together now?Lonely and widowed in the middle of the night?Is it so exciting? !

[EG-Sweet]: Nonsense, do we have to separate if we are not together?

[EG-Sunny]: Well, together.

The group was silent for a moment, and after a while, Fly's Fang Yuan broke the silence.

【Fly-Round】: Sorry to bother you.

[QA-Fish]: Sorry to bother you. +1

[66DS-North]: Sorry to bother you. +2

The follow-up has been added to more than 100, and those players who are either invisible or offline quickly bubble up, contributing to the push of Zhou Zheng's news until it is invisible.

Shen Yao snatched the phone back from Zhou Zheng's hand with a blank expression, "Is fine points fun?"

"Isn't it fun?" Zhou Zheng smiled, "Then why didn't you snatch it just now, you have to wait until I finish sending it?"

Shen Yao was at a loss for words, so she simply turned her head and ignored him.

Teasing cats should be done in moderation, as is teasing wolf cubs, otherwise the bloody paw prints on your hands will teach you how to behave.Zhou Zheng smacked his lips and changed the subject: "What do you think Xiyue and the others are doing now?"

"Live broadcast?" Shen Yao thought for a while, "It must be busy anyway."

"I think so, but the next is our dark time." Zhou Zheng sighed quietly, "You count yourself, how many days have we not broadcast live?"

Shen Yao pinched his fingers and counted, and the cold sweat "brushed" down the ground.

In the past few days, how did they bring their notebooks there and how did they bring them back? This trip back and forth actually owed more than 20 hours of live broadcast time.

Worst of all, it's still a month away.

He had forgotten all about it.

Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao haven’t broadcast live for nearly half a month. The EG team’s official blog is full of ghosts and wolves. Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao’s Weibo is the hardest hit area. hidden.

【Years ago, I said to the collapsed Weibo that I would never eat dog food in my life, but today I am begging them to distribute dog food. 】

[The dog food that I missed in those years is the regret of my life. 】

[I just realized the sweetness of dog food, my husband, I was wrong!Please keep cuckolding me! 】

[The magic capital of China, the magic capital of China, the EG club has closed down!The bastard bastard Zhou Zheng, captain, didn't start the live broadcast, didn't start the live broadcast, owed it for 24 hours, and ran away with his little lover! 】

"Yao, come here." Zhou Zheng turned on the camera and waved to Shen Yao.

Shen Yao leaned over, "What are you doing?"

Zhou Zheng put his arms around his shoulders, "The children want to eat dog food, let's make sure they are full."

In just 5 minutes, a photo was forwarded with more than [-] likes, and the top trending searches jumped down hand in hand. The trending searches of other EG branches were stepped down again, and the head of the EG Propaganda Department collapsed again The edge repeatedly jumps horizontally.

The heart of the PUBG branch manager also jumped sideways.

The culprit calmly turned off his phone, and took the accomplice to the styling shop.

Zhou Zheng picked a dull blue color, and discussed with the hair stylist for half an hour what to do for Shen Yao. It was almost ten o'clock when the two came out, and the driver almost fell asleep waiting.

It was only two or three minutes away from the stylist to the base, and along the way, Shen Yao was pulling her curly sideburns and touching the braids at the back of her head, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Don't talk, it looks good." Zhou Zheng pulled Shen Yao's hand.

What Chen Meiyi is best at is settling accounts after autumn. They forgot to live broadcast if they didn't have an attack on the phone, because it was useless if they had an attack, but now they are all under Chen Meiyi's nose...

Standing in front of the gate of the base, Zhou Zheng drew a sign of the cross on his chest, hoping that Manager Chen would not care about the fact that they forgot to make money for EG for the sake of beauty.

They met Zhao Huachao who had just come out of the cafeteria in the elevator.

Zhao Huachao raised the clipboard in his hand to the two of them, and said: "A few days ago, there was a kid in the youth training team who wanted to sign up. The staff said that the registration time had passed and he was asked to come back next quarter, but the kid listened. Didn't say anything, just hung up the phone."

The EG Youth Training Team enrolls students in two seasons each year, during the winter and summer vacations, which provides great convenience for college students who intend to develop into professional players and a small number of high school students whose parents are enlightened.

"Then let him come back next season." Zhou Zheng hung on Shen Yao and yawned, not paying much attention.

Shen Yao gave up struggling, treated Zhou as a human-shaped sloth, and turned to Zhao Huachao, "Is he very strong?"

"That's the problem." Zhao Huachao rubbed his forehead with a headache, and turned his eyes away from this immoral combination. "That kid's grades are too outstanding. He has reached the top of the Asian server three or four times since the beginning of January. .Although during this period of time, you professional players are busy with PAI first, and then you are decadent after the big game. You basically didn’t score much, but he can step down a bunch of passer-by king anchors and retired professional players... But I guess other teams may have contacted him as well."

"Retired player..." Zhou Zheng rubbed Shen Yao's shoulder, and suddenly thought of someone, "Call Lao Xie, he plays a lot in Asian servers, he may have met the kid you mentioned."

"It's been fought." Zhao Huachao said, "Xie Bin said that he met the kid four times in solo platoon, and he still just shot him head-on."

Zhou Zheng asked casually, "What's the result?"

Shen Yao also looked over curiously.

"Twenty-two."

"Fuck?! What are you talking about? Talk to Lao Xie in half?!" Zhou Zheng woke up in an instant, and immediately became angry, "Which staff member refused? Is it the supervisor of the youth training team? Give him to me Call out and let the manager fire him!"

"That's the problem now." Zhao Huachao sighed, "Xie Bin also said that although he underestimated the enemy the first two times, and the next two times against the gun, it can be seen that the kid is obviously lacking in experience, but his strength is in other areas. People’s first-line teams——QA and MST can also be a starter. If you go to Fly, you might be able to compete with their rookies for the starting spot. After all, the major teams have been inactive for the past two years, and it is normal to be short of manpower. If other teams contact him, it will be too late for us to turn around, why should he come to us as a substitute when he can get a starter elsewhere?"

Shen Yao listened for a while, then interrupted: "Call and ask, in case he didn't go."

Zhou Zheng and Zhao Huachao looked over at the same time.

Shen Yao thought he was taking too much care, so he waved his hands and said, "I'll just say it casually, don't worry about it."

"No, I think it makes sense." Zhou Zheng said, "The registration time of the EG youth training team is public. Since he called directly to ask, he might be a fan of EG. In this case, I think we still have a chance. .”

Zhao Huachao said angrily: "Come and analyze your causal relationship for me!"

Zhou Zheng shrank behind Shen Yao, "Coach, you remind me of our high school math teacher."

Zhao Huachao rolled his eyes at him, and nodded to Shen Yao, "Xie Bin showed me the screen recording of him and that kid confronting each other. It's very suitable for EG. I'll ask the staff for a number later. I'll contact you in person. Touch me." luck."

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Shen Yao: I also want to show affection but I'm embarrassed, so I can only let you snatch my phone.