Doggy players have no desire to survive

"Captain, what do you want to fuck?" Yan Xiyue asked stupidly.

"What's the matter? Are the gods able to build helicopters and shoot from above our heads?" Shen Yao opened the map as he spoke to see what made Zhou Zheng lose his composure, and Su Luo and Yan Xiyue also looked at it together.

He was stunned for an instant.

"Fuck! Bombed zone?!"

The way of heaven is reincarnation, whoever is spared by the heavens, look up...

If there is no head, the justice from heaven will smear your face.

It’s no wonder that a few people didn’t pay attention, not to mention the official game, even the live entertainment bureaus don’t often come across this thing. Shen Yao didn’t even know about the red circle until he was blown to death on Voldemort’s Mount after half a year of exposure to PUBG. Stands for "bomb zone".

And Zhou Zheng has been lying on the ground for so many years, and he has very little experience in being bombed by the sky, which is just a little bit more than encountering strange routes from the airport to the airport.

The bombing area is like a child forgotten by everyone, always squatting in the corner of the island, silently watching everyone jump up and down, waiting to be randomly summoned.

It's not wronged, it really isn't wronged at all.

The bombing zone, which was not wronged at all, was called again, and this time its destination was four Voldemorts.

"Find the tree!"

Seeing that it was too late to enter the house, Zhou Zheng resolutely aimed at the big tree not far away. Bombs usually do not fall on houses and trees, and the wild flat land is more miserable.

What was even worse was that there was a bright red circle hanging above their heads, and at this moment they were on the edge of the safe zone, less than ten seconds away from shrinking the circle.

Just hearing a "woo", a brief death announcement came to them in the bombing area. In less than two seconds, the four of EG rolled and crawled to lie down under the tree. The flames came on, and the three people who were lying on the opposite side trying to win by lying on the ground were killed.

Zhou Zheng looked at his backpack, "Report the medicine, I'll give it a go."

Shen Yao: "Two two three."

Su Luo: "Two four three."

Yan Xiyue: "One, three, five."

The bombing zone was on the edge of the safe zone, and there was less than ten seconds left to shrink the circle.

"Then shall we still run away from poison?" Yan Xiyue asked, but with a relaxed smile on his face, he was not worried about his situation at all, "We can't wait to die here, can we?"

The car they drove just now was used as bait by Zhou Zheng's order, and Shen Yao was blown up by two pistols/mines, and four people were killed in a row, which directly caused them to have no car to use now.

Su Luo felt that the ghosts of the innocent vehicles were cursing them.

"Of course not. Don't you feel ashamed that the champion team was suffocated by justice from heaven?" Zhou Zheng spoke uprightly, and unceremoniously shot down the fourth player on the opposite side who wanted to escape. The only advantage of the bombing zone is the loud noise. Good for sneak attacks.

"To maximize the benefits, let them die well, and then we will carry their heroic souls on our backs and move on."

The translation is: In case of being bombed to death, the head points will not be returned to us, what a pity.

Shen Yao cooperated very well, walked around the grove, stopped walking when passing the box, and got into the car directly, "Now there is a car."

Robbery.

This is really a robbery!

The fourth person in the box stared round his eyes, turned on the full-screen voice and cursed the EG team for bullying ordinary players, Su Luo and Yan Xiyue resolutely ignored it, and Zhou Zheng didn't forget to turn around when he got in the car: "Speak up—I'm listening!" not see--"

The sound was so loud that it penetrated the earphones, and the duet was happily played in the ears of the teammates, which shocked Zhao Huachao who had just entered the door.

When the sky falls, a tall man will support it, and when the sky falls, Zhou Gougou will bear it.

A few people escaped the bombing area with the halo above their heads without any risk, and headed towards the center of the safe area. When they left the red circle, they encountered a few old men who were squatting near the bombing area and tried to sneak attack. During the melee, the off-road vehicle helped them carry it. Yan Xiyue was decapitated for some of the bullets.

The driver died, and the car stopped suddenly. Shen Yao and Zhou Zheng pointed their heads one by one, with the black muzzle of the gun pointing out the window.

Fortunately, the group of people outside the bombing area were all individual travelers. While one person was aiming at Shen Yao, another person might be aiming at him from behind.

Su Luo jumped out of the car, shot down the man who killed Yan Xiyue until her parents didn't recognize her, but when she turned around, she saw Zhou was licking the bag, and Shen Yao was squatting aside to share the spoils happily with him one by one.

"Old Yan, you died so miserable! I really don't want to lick my teammate's bag, do you know how sad I am every time I see a teammate's box?" Zhou Zheng licked and cried, and greeted Shen Yao and Su Luo Let's lick together.

Then you fucking slow down and click the mouse!

Even if it's symbolic!

Yan Xi was so angry that his nose was crooked.

Shen Yao seemed to be afraid that his nose was not crooked enough, so he added lightly: "Don't worry senior, as teammates, we will definitely carry your last wish and eat chicken smoothly."

Then I picked a smoke/fog/bomb and two magazines from the box.

Yan Xiyue: "..."

He wanted to find the last person who could listen to his misery and cry, but that person was picking up two pistols/mines from the ground.

Miss Su, who picked up the hand/thunder is not enough, went to lick Yanxi Yue's double mirror calmly resisted his resentful eyes, "Seeing you die in vain, I feel very sorry."

I'm sorry you uncle, you have "finally rich" written all over your face.

"The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old." Yan Xiyue simply gave up, watched the battle from the perspective of OB Su Luo sadly, helped her keep an eye on the direction of W, and said angrily, "I have seen through you group of heartless bastards, I I finally know why Lao Xie was so excited when he retired."

The three of them walked down with Brook's last wish and squeezed into the final circle. They were almost surrounded by two full formations on the way. Su Luo carried a hand/ray and died with half of the people.

Su Luo OB Shen Yao, Yan Xiyue OB Zhou Zheng, and EG the last two were lying on a small three-story building on the edge of the safe zone.

"Yao, you're telling the truth, my sister doesn't laugh at you, are you a fan of the captain?" Su Luo tilted her head and glanced at Sunny through Yan Xiyue's screen. He was lying in the grass with a black helmet on his head, and he even raised his gun at a similar angle to Zhou Zheng.

"I'm not, I'm not, you're talking nonsense." Shen Yao denied it three times.

Su Luo chuckled, as if she had glimpsed some truth.

Zhou Zheng looked around at his teammates, "Dad is so handsome, isn't it normal to have fans?"

Shen Yao was expressionless, as if he had finally found a chance to clarify himself, he touched his lips, and spoke at a rapid pace: "You are handsome, my sexual orientation is not a ladyboy. What is your name Sweet? Don't you feel sick?"

Su Luo narrowed her eyes.

This is a typical guilty conscience.

And Zhou Zheng obviously doesn't think "Sweet" is disgusting - this is Britney who carries his youth.

"At that time, it was not long before the chicken game came out, and there was no professional competition. It was common for male players to let female players play in any game. Then I bought a voice changer, ran away from training, and then...you I understand." Zhou Zheng recalled the past and sighed, "But it won't work after a while..."

Because not long after, a large number of posts on the forum were angry at the white female character Sweet who liked to lick bags and steal cars from behind her back.

——It's a little bit better than the top bitch, because nine out of ten people who line up with him can eat chicken.

The remaining one-twelve became puffer fish.

However, they did not commit any fouls, did not cheat, had top-notch skills, and escaped faster than rabbits. A large number of players could only grit their teeth, cursing why Blue Hole didn't add the function of displaying IDs above the characters' heads.

Under the background of all members being xenophobic, Zhou Zheng once encountered a situation where his teammates retreated instantly when he was in four rows and two rows. In the end, he could only play in single row for two months, and his gun skills improved by leaps and bounds.

At that time, few people associated the character "Sweet" with Zhou Shenyi, who was well-known in other FPS games. After all, this is a female account, and her voice is also female, but after Zhou Zheng used the character "Sweet" to compete, A piece of black history was quickly revealed by PUBG players. For a while, people often used "return my gun", "return my medicine", "return my car" and so on under his microblog, and even "return my car". My boyfriend".

Shen Yao's fingers trembled, and then he opened the mirror and aimed as if nothing had happened. Unfortunately, the people who got to the finals were more cautious than each other. The person on the opposite side quickly retreated. He retreated to the bunker regretfully, squinting at Sweet, "Not only When it first came out, right? For example... half a year ago."

Zhou Zheng: "..."

why do you remember !

"What are you talking about?" Zhou Zheng chose to play dumb, at this time whoever tells the truth is an idiot.

Shen Yao said coldly: "Half a year ago you used a voice changer in the duo, right? It's not embarrassing to be a deceptive weapon in the fish pond bureau of the professional master."

He will never forget the female teammate who shot in the back and snatched his airdrop, because the opponent's operation was too flamboyant, and there was a lot of nonsense, but now he knows that it is indeed a man...

Gan.

The most heart-wrenching thing is that the person who had a good cooperation one second and said "there is a chance to regroup" to him, and the next second shot him in the head seems to not remember who Sunny is.

Shen Yao's thin lips were tightly pursed, and the corners of his mouth were stretched into a straight line. He looked in a bad mood, and he said coolly, "That's right, how can a professional master have the extra brains to remember what a small fish in the Fish Pond Bureau is called?"

Zhou Zheng, who couldn't see Shen Yao's inner activities, was as steady as an old dog on the surface, but panicked inside.

In fact, he really made an accidental mistake in that random group platoon. Tracing the root cause, it is not his turn to take the blame.

At that time, he cooperated very well with his teammates. At the end of the fight, he not only gave up on the shady man behind him, but also wanted to ask him if he was interested in coming to EG. In the end, Manager Chen yelled at him so that his hands trembled and he lost his temper.

But he was a good boy, Zhou Zheng remembered that after playing for a while, he sent the gun back to the place where the teammate died, and put two bandages on it to express his condolences.

Besides, if his teammates didn't quit halfway in that round, they could have been lying on the chicken, and maybe they still had a chance to enter the EG youth training team, but it's a pity that their teammates were too fast.

Afterwards, Zhou Zheng found the IDs of his teammates from the game records, but unfortunately, the friend requests he sent went nowhere.

The two listened to Su Luo and Yan Xiyue's report in silence, and together they wiped out a team that also had only two people left.

It was rare for Shen Yao not to fall to the ground with Zhou Zheng. He changed his sprayer and rushed out like a bandit going down the mountain. At the corner, he bumped into a single person who was spying on the enemy. He begged for mercy and blew his head off. .

"The child is so angry..." Su Luo, who was staring at Shen Yao's perspective, muttered in a low voice, then raised her voice and asked Shen Yao to go back, "Withdraw, withdraw, why are you rushing so hard? I'm tired of sniping and want to change my career to assault. Such a rush!"

Now only EG and the other team are left. Both sides are locked in the house and can't get out. Probably there is nothing to make them move their butts except justice from heaven.

When Shen Yao passed by Zhou Zheng's side, he raised the barrel of the gun unsatisfactorily, and Zhou Zheng shed a drop of cold sweat.

Either way, it's definitely right to apologize first.

Zhou Zheng was tormented by his mother's sister and two female devils for more than [-] years. The conditioned reflex played a role at the critical moment: "I was wrong, I apologize, don't be angry, okay?"

In fact, it's not Zhou Zheng's fault, but Shen Yao just felt unbalanced, it's good that Zhou Zheng didn't mention this, but Shen Yao felt very angry when he mentioned it.

Shen Yao was unmoved: "What did you do wrong? You are right."

Zhou Zhengxin said, of course I know I'm right, how the hell do I know where I'm wrong?Could it be your brother or your girlfriend who got pissed off by me?

But it is impossible for a player surnamed Shen who is duplicity to express his true thoughts, even in this lifetime.

Therefore, to deal with such an opponent, one can only outsmart, not attack by force.

So Zhou Zheng changed the subject and said nonsense: "Are you so angry? At that time, I remembered that there was a guy in the team who started with S. He didn't talk much. Maybe it was a girl... It can't be such a coincidence. I robbed your girlfriend's gun." I'm so sorry, it's been half a year, have you broken up yet? If you haven't broken up, someday I'll treat you to a meal and wish you a happy breakup?"

Shen Yao: "..."

Su Luo, Yan Xiyue and Zhao Huachao who were listening: "..."

That's enough, this melon is hopeless.

Talking about running the train does not affect the movements of Zhou Zheng's hands. He used his own head as a bait to shoot at people, and one person's head was blown off. The other person was caught by Zhou Zheng's attention, and he failed to escape in time, and was killed by Shen Yi's gun.

The moment the chicken eating interface popped up, Shen Yao pushed away the keyboard and got up to go out, Zhou Zheng also stood up, "Why are you going?"

"Go to the toilet." Shen Yao's face was dark, and he didn't bother to look at Zhou Zheng.

"Then hurry up." Zhao Huachao said without raising his head, "The game will resume later."

Shen Yao replied with a "hmm".

Zhou Zheng seemed to have been opened up to Ren Du's second channel, and his intuition told him that he should follow, even if he didn't explain, he should show his presence in front of Shen Yao more.

Zhao Huachao glanced at him impatiently, "What are you doing again?"

"What else can I do?" Su Luo said coolly, "Coax my friends to go."

Zhao Huachao looked at Zhou Zheng suspiciously, as if evaluating how good this "friend" was.

Zhou Zheng laughed dryly and did not refute. He rushed out of the training room in two or three steps, and found Shen Yao beside the sink in the men's bathroom. He held Shen Yao's wrist, "Hey, Yao, what the hell are you..."

Shen Yao turned his head to glance at him, withdrew his hand, and interrupted him, "At that time, my girlfriend was playing with my account, and she played two games occasionally."

Zhou Zheng froze in mid-air, looking at him in disbelief, "You have a girlfriend?!"

"Single dogs, don't always think that the whole world likes dog food like you." Shen Ji, a single dog who also loves dog food, opened his eyes and said nonsense, "I have a girlfriend, and the team contract does not stipulate that players are not allowed to have a relationship history Bar?"

For professional players, the game is the big wife, and the computer is the little wife, rounded up to three thousand in the harem.

No problem.

The gravitational force was so strong that Zhou Zheng's chin was sucked and hit the back of his instep, and he couldn't pick it up for a long time.

Your girlfriend occasionally plays two games on your account and uses a voice changer to pretend to be a demon?

tease me?

The author has something to say: Shen Yao: Oh, what a liar.

Zhou Zheng: What is it like to be your own girlfriend?Self-inflicted? ? ?

【Thank you, Miss Ming Ruoxi, for the nutrient solution, okay~】