Doggy players have no desire to survive

"How did the one with the better skills on the bed get here?" Zhou Zheng was at a loss as he brushed through the comments.

Shen Yao knocked on the back of Zhou Zheng's chair with a dark face, "Who do you think is better in bed?"

Zhou Zheng pretended to be surprised: "Could it be that your skills are not good?"

Shen Yao: "..."

How do you answer this?

Su Luo pointed to Chen Meiyi, "Didn't Sister Chen ask the captain what kind of skills he liked the day Shen Yao first came?"

"You said that..." Zhou Zheng suddenly realized, he dropped the phone, and knocked on the table, "Come on, tell the truth, Cong Kuan went home to celebrate the New Year, who leaked the chat we had that night? He didn't miss the whole thing. "

In addition to the new and old players of the EG team that night, there was only a coach Zhao who didn't care about gossip, and a manager Chen who would only do it unless he was crazy.

Yan Xiyue took the lead in expressing his opinion: "It's none of my business! If I lie, I will be the first to die in the next four rows!"

Zhou Zheng: "...you were the first to die."

Yan Xiyue was dying: "That's just most of the cases, sometimes it's not me..."

Su Luo raised her hand calmly: "It's not me either. If I lie, I'll wake up tomorrow morning and look like Jack Ma."

... This oath is poisonous enough to be believed.

Zhou Zheng looked at Shen Yao.

Shen Yao asked coldly: "Am I sick?"

"Of course not." Zhou Zheng said, "I just want to express that I am a good captain who treats everyone equally, not a foolish king."

"Okay, leave it alone, I'll go find a publicist." Chen Meiyi waved her hand tiredly, "It's over, it's over."

The trending searches that went through the back door retreated in front of the head of EG's public relations department with a lot of hair. Xie Bin was busy appeasing the fans, and the army gradually stabilized. Spraying everywhere below, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao's live broadcast room was much more peaceful.

But for some specific CP fans, it is still open to question who will go through the back door.

EG's work and rest time can be regarded as a model in the world of Internet addicted teenagers - going to bed at 10 o'clock, getting up at [-] o'clock, exercising for [-] minutes, lunch break for an hour, and free activities after the fixed [-] hours of training. Live stream.

In Shen Yao's words, it means "herding sheep".

The pasture is ready, throw a sheep-herding baby Zhao Huachao, let the sheep run freely on the vast grassland, and bring them back to the sheepfold to sleep when the time comes.

And Manager Chen explained it like this: "Men staying up too late will affect certain functions, and women staying up too late will become ugly, fat and stupid, so in order to ensure the beauty of EG superstars, we have a very healthy schedule."

Occasionally, there are exceptions. A certain sheep surnamed Zhou spends most of the afternoon free to move around. He either goes to the security room to help the security guard's account, or goes to the youth training team to inspect the situation twice, or mixes live broadcasts in the training room of the first team. For a long time, Zhao Huachao and the coach of the youth training team will either be kicked back and forth as a ball.

Regarding this, Zhou Zheng said seriously, "Leaders always have some privileges."

Shen Yao sneered: "Go out and ask around, who will believe you except ghosts?"

Zhou Zheng looked at him in surprise: "Have you changed your name to 'Ghost'?"

Shen Yao, defeated.

In a blink of an eye, the qualifiers for the Asian Invitational Tournament are approaching. Nearly [-] domestic teams compete for two places. The training of each team suddenly became tense. Except for the fixed training time, all members voluntarily trained under the smiling gaze of Coach Zhao. The running-in between people is getting better and better, the tacit understanding is increasing day by day, and a deep friendship is cultivated.

"Right, right, right... Hey, here comes another! Left, left, left!"

Seeing the semi-final round, EG's head count did not exceed ten, Zhou Zheng and Shen Yu lay calmly in the grass, not in a hurry, and Yan Xiyue, as a logistics soldier, dutifully ran to the vehicle refresh point to find a car, Su Luo looked at a pair of cowardly teammates, and decisively chose to join Yan Xiyue and give up the vast grass to Voldemort.

"Can I trouble you to open your eyes and point me in the right direction? Captain, Captain." Shen Yao's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he wished he could become deaf on the spot.

Why doesn't this thing say that there is someone above his head?

Shen Yao snapped off the head of the person on the left, turned around and reloaded the bullet as fast as possible, a few shots left the person on the right with blood, and was cut off by Zhou Zheng before retreating to the bunker to spray medicine.

Damn, why is this guy so addicted?

Are you ready to lie down for the training match?

"Yo, playing hard to get?" Zhou Zheng wasn't ashamed of snatching people's heads, he grinned, "The strokes of the human body make the other party think we are weak, and then...hehehe~ This is good, try Fang Yuanyuan in the qualifiers, I have the strength The foolhardy son will definitely be fooled."

Shen Yao: "..."

But what did Fang Yuan do wrong?

But Shen Yao really didn't think too much about it, he just missed the shot in a hurry, and if he had to give him another second to aim, the head would not fall into Zhou Zheng's hands.

Zhou Zheng suddenly turned around and pointed the gun at Shen Yao, Shen Yao was taken aback for a moment, Zhou Zheng fired immediately without giving him time to react, the bullet grazed Sunny's ear and flew backwards, hitting the character's head.

[EG-Sweet kills Fly-Round with an AWM headshot]

Shen Yao was speechless for a while: "...what a coincidence."

Zhou Zheng was in a complicated mood: "What kind of evil fate is this?" He quickly let go of the mouse, and drew a cross on his chest, "May the light of the God of Chicken Eating shroud Fangyuan forever, and may there be no AWM in his heaven."

The corner of Shen Yao's mouth twitched, "After hearing this, Team Fang could be so angry that he went to see God on the spot, do you believe it?"

"That can't be done. At most, they came to find me desperately." Zhou Zheng sighed, "Oh, Luo and Brook are not here, only you protect me, I feel sorry~"

Zhou Zheng adhered to the principle of not being disgusting and not being disgusting, holding his throat and talking halfway, but was mercilessly interrupted by his teammates who couldn't stop listening.

"Captain, did you forget that the team's voice is connected?" Yan Xiyue drove to pick up Su Luo first, and then turned around to pick up Voldemort, the two of them who were in the sniper position. "What should I do? Can I apply to go to the toilet to vomit?" 10 minutes?"

But Su Luo went too far and made a sound of vomiting.

"I still vomited for 10 minutes, dragged out and shot for about 10 minutes." Zhou Zheng chuckled, "Our EG pursues equality between men and women, so let's go together."

Su Luo choked in her throat, "...Day, my mother has more endorsements than Yan Xiyue and Lao Xie combined, why didn't you say that men and women are equal?"

As expected of Team Zhou, the name is well-deserved—a well-known single in the industry where women act as brothers and men act as livestock.

Yan Xiyue intends to move the chair a little further away from Zhou Zheng, but after thinking about it, he doesn't seem to be the most dangerous one, there is Su Luo between him and Zhou Zheng, and Shen Yao is on Zhou Zheng's right.

He turned his head to see that Zhou Zhenggang raised his hand to hold the mouse, who knows where he was touching just a second ago?

"..."

Yan Xiyue felt that he should come forward and make a suggestion to the coach and manager: increase the distance between the two positions.

It's better to be like the special seats set up by the class teacher for problem students in the student days. There are two gatekeepers on both sides of the teacher, facing each other across the podium, and no one can reach anyone.

Misunderstandings come too fast like a tornado, and there is no time to escape without leaving the storm circle.

The first four rounds progressed smoothly. In the fifth round, Zhou Zheng got off to a bad start. When he landed, he met a King of Fighters and was knocked down by a muay thai punch.

Seeing that it would take more than ten seconds for the nearest Shen Yao to arrive, Zhou Zheng was very witty, quickly turned on the full-screen microphone, and said coquettishly, "Brother, is online dating? Online dating chooses me. I am super sweet. I only lie to feelings and not money." ~"

Su Luo and Yan Xiyue have long been familiar with the strangeness, even if they are physically sick, they are still within the tolerance range.

But Shen Yao was deeply shocked.

He had never seen such a brazen person.

Zhou Zheng's existence is like a bright sun, illuminating his blind spots in knowledge.

The other side was obviously frightened too. The poor big brother Zhou Zheng picked up the gun from the ground for a brief moment before he could tell whether he was a man or a woman. His slender fingers jumped quickly, the sound of picking up objects, the sound of bullets being loaded, and the sound of his opponent The sounds of being hit nearly overlap.

After the opponent was killed, he deliberately turned on the full-screen audio, and the Chinese national scolding round after round was not enough, so he actually spoke in a dialect.

A large part of the long history and profoundness of Chinese culture is reflected in its national curse, which made Shen Yao even want to flog the box.

It's a pity that he didn't have time to search for the /sound/device. Shooting now may attract people.

"Is he sick?" The young man's slightly delicate eyebrows and eyes were full of hostility, and his tone became impatient, "Don't touch this broken box, so as not to be infected with rabies, let's go."

The child is angry?Zhou Zheng raised his eyebrows slightly, and instead of leaving immediately, he turned on the full-screen voice again, and said to the square box, "Brother, is there any use for you to speak dialect? We can't understand it."

Brother Cheng He was so angry that he had nothing to say, and the world finally became quiet.

Shen Yao endured it, but he didn't hold back his words, "I don't even bother to bring paddles for rowing, why haven't you drowned in the sea yet?"

"It's all tactics, tactics... Don't be jealous, Brother Tiantian loves you the most." Zhou Zheng left the uncivilized box and threw a silencer for Shen Yao. The screen, turning the angle of view back and forth, trying to find a safe hiding place.

Shen Yao was silent for a long while, sniped a person who was looking at Zhou Zheng, and said coldly: "Take that last sentence back...disgusting."

Zhou Zheng devoted his attention to him, and said in surprise: "Isn't it, are you so straight?"

I'll fuck your grandma!

Why don't you come and try what it's like to be told "I love you" by a man as a gay guy?

Rounding is teasing, you know? !

Shen Yao remained silent on the surface, and greeted the eighteenth generation of Zhou Zhengzu's ancestor in his heart.

In high school, when he was taken by a few brothers to watch a love action movie produced by Daoguo, but he could feel calm from the beginning to the end, he knew that his orientation in a certain aspect must have deviated from the main road.

Zhou Zheng probably didn't know.

The brainwaves of the two people who have a tacit understanding in the game are not in sync at the moment. He said something to Su Luo and Yan Xiyue, and then turned to look at Shen Yao—not only in the game, but also in reality, he turned around wrinkled Turning his head, it seems that one head is not enough for him to twist, "We straight men usually make jokes like this, you react so strongly, is it possible..."

Shen Yao's heart jumped to his throat.

"Are you the legendary number one straight man in the universe?"

"..."

Shen Yao's heart fell back to its original position, and he felt a little lost. Before he could figure out what he was missing, a cloud of blood suddenly appeared on his body.

The body's conditioned reflex was faster than his brain, and Shen Yao raised the gun subconsciously.

【EG-Sunny used Mini14 to kill Fly-Round】

——Internet hatred leads by a thread.

Fang Yuan on the other side of the Huangpu River was so angry that he wanted to smash the computer.

MMP, EG, is this a human being? !

Can't even give his teammates a chance to pull people?

Can this day pass? !

The teammate beside him suppressed a smile, "What's wrong with the captain today? Did you get into a fight with the duo who walked through the back door?"

"I really want to know which one of them is going through the back door." Another Fly team member said while confronting Shen Yao with guns.

"Where do I know? Go ask in the group yourself!" Fang Yuan sat back depressed, OB teammate.

"Then I don't dare." The team member watched his health bar refill, and said with a smile, "I don't want to be kicked off the plane to PAI by a group of EG animals and fly freely."

——PAI's full name is PUBG Asia Invitational, which means PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Asia Invitational.

"Oh, what's going on today? Is the Fly team finally going to let us go and give us a head?" Zhou Zheng was stunned for a moment when he saw the kill announcement, then he smiled happily, and he didn't forget to greet Shen Yu in the voice, "I remember Remind me to order a pennant for Fang Yuanyuan after today's training match!"

Su Luo was about to interject when Shen Yao opened her mouth one step ahead of her, and asked in a neutral tone, "What are you writing about? Helping others—contributing to the EG captain's career?"

Miss Su shut up.

How could she have forgotten that there is now an extra person who is walking with Zhou Zheng all the way?

"Help others, be wise and courageous, and rejuvenate with a good hand. Give him three aspects." Zhou Zhengfan took pride in lying on the chicken, and sighed, "Otherwise we met him in the finals... Tsk, let him stick to the face and shoot, just kidding ?”

Help others: Give EG a head, twice.

Zhiyongshuangquan: Damn Zhi... Yongshuangquan is talking about you, and those who just shoot are perverts.

Rejuvenation: Thank you Captain Fly for taking the initiative to solve the biggest problem in the finals for EG.

"It's perfect." Zhou Zheng happily concluded.

"It's perfect." Shen Yao satirized him coolly, "Fly might be so moved that he offered up the pennant sent by Zhou God, and worshiped him every day."

Zhou Zheng was used to jumping back and forth between the two names Shen Yao gave him.

Call him Captain when he's okay, call him God Zhou when he's angry... But I don't know what Shen Yao will call him when he's acting like a baby.

Zhou Zheng imagined that his great-grandchildren would subdue him, and the smile on his face gradually became obscene.

Makes one want to call the police.

Su Luo felt that she should make a statement to show that the other teammates were not air. At this time, Yan Xiyue knocked on her table with outstretched arms.

Distraction is a big taboo for professional players during the game, but with Zhou Zheng, they generally don't need to strain their nerves too much - as for the hiding place their captain found, who can see it except flies?

Besides, Zhao Huachao is not here now.

Su Luo found an excuse for her distracted behavior in her heart, she turned her head and looked over, Yan Xiyue gestured to her, and pointed to the two people on her right.

Miss Su, who has been on the Weibo indescribable Chaohua community for many years, understands in seconds. She glanced at the two people on the right in disbelief, and gave Yan Xiyue a look mixed with doubts and surprises. Yan Xiyue nodded with a sad expression.

Miss Su's eyes glowed.

"Wait a minute... why do I have a bad premonition?" Zhou Zheng said suddenly, he frowned and looked at the map in the lower right corner, the red circle was particularly glaring.

A resounding "Fuck" resounded through the sky.

The author has something to say: Fang Yuan: I can go to your uncle!You deserve to be wiped out!

[Thank you Ming Ruoxi and Miss Xueman Shanhe for the mines, thank you Ming Ruoxi and Miss Tian Yuball for the nutrient solution, okay~]