Husband, put on your skirt first!

Due to the complexity of his identity and background, the little guy hatched by Dandan is registered as Chu Chu with the word Dongren. The elders all hope that he will have a charming appearance, gender, and male.Another name is Tu Shanzhuang, and his nickname is Zhuangzhuang.This is the first child, the surname of the second child will not be Chu, but Duan.

It doesn't matter what the surname is, the whole big family, no matter what the child's surname is, the elders love it equally, but one child is not enough for them to play with, so they can only keep giving birth to the second child.

Two years have passed, and the child is two years old, but Duan Heng's stomach still hasn't moved. In other words, the condom is not for nothing.Is it easy to give birth to a child? It hurts like hell. He plans to conceive after the child is three years old.

On Gulu Mountain, a fat doll with purple eyes is playing under the big tree. He has a pair of fox ears on his head and a pair of small horns on his forehead. There are a group of monsters watching around him. each.His own father once described the child in this way, "This little gay Zi, if he had done it thousands of years earlier, he would still have been recorded in the Shan Hai Jing."

The fat baby clumsily pulled out a tree vine with his chubby little hands, wrapped it around his waist, got the hanging part back, and ran forward excitedly.

"Ka Ka Ka Ka, everyone, look, I have a tail! I have a tail, I have a mute, I have a Waba... oh oh oh oh oh oh..." Anyway, the more I said it, the more outrageous it became.

Mother Chu just went to fetch milk for him. When she came back and saw her grandson looking so stupid, she hurried over, squatted down lovingly, touched his round head and fake tail, "Baby, you have a tail! It's great! oh!"

"Yeah!" Zhuang Zhuang hugged grandma's neck, rubbing it affectionately, the white hair on the shawl was very soft, and it was very comfortable to rub against.

Grandma hugged Zhuang Zhuang in her arms, went back to the tree to feed him milk, and quickly pulled off the fake tail when he was not paying attention.

There is also a grandma and two grandpas who went down the mountain today to replenish their children.The Fox King was not there, and went down the mountain to save the dead again.

"Grandma, what are you doing now?"

This child is articulate, but occasionally he can't remember new words and speaks crookedly.The voice is as clear and loud as Fox King's when he was a child, but not as aggressive as his father's when he was a child, but sweet and soft.The same is true for the eyes, those gay purple eyes are full of childishness and softness all the time.

"Should be surfing the Internet, do you miss papa?"

Ever since the Tianting Net was connected to the mountain, Duan Heng surfed the Internet whenever he had nothing to do. The Tianting Net is similar to that in the human world, but the technology is not as good as in the human world. After all, gods don't need too complicated things, they just need to live freely.

Zhuang Zhuang nodded, and grandma immediately carried him to find Duan Heng, drinking milk on the way.

When they came to the Fox King's bedroom, Duan Heng sat on the bed and surfed the Internet. They didn't need a computer, the screens were all illusory, and they could see the products sold by Xianjia.Duan Heng was pointing on the illusory screen with his hand, and when he saw his mother bringing Xiaotuanzi, he just glanced at it. "Mom, Zhuang Zhuang, you are here."

Fortunately, Xiaotuanzi's heart is bright and will not cause any shadows. After getting down from grandma's arms, he ran to the bedside and looked at Papa innocently.

"You guys play, I'll help with the cooking."

"Okay, grandma."

Grandma deliberately left time for them to get along with each other, and Duan Heng was not treating his son badly, so he picked up Xiaotuanzi and put it on his lap, and kissed his round head.This little mushroom head looks more and more cute.

Zhuang Zhuang glanced at the screen where Papa was fiddling with, pointed to the illusory screen and asked, "Papa, are you shopping for clothes?"

"Yes."

Zhuang Zhuang looked at Duan Heng, his eyes were full of expectation and innocence, he frowned, and said seriously, "Make some for me too." After speaking, he put his feet on top of each other, shaking and shaking.

"Pfft, I'll give you a few pieces. Your accent must have been learned from your uncle Xiaobai."

"Hey hey." Zhuang Zhuang didn't know what Papa was talking about, so it was enough for Wan Dashi to giggle a few times.

The child looked harmless, all he picked out were expensive clothes, he wanted one or the other, and after he finished speaking, he looked at Duan Heng innocently.Duan Heng originally wanted to buy some clothes for his husband, but after being selected by his son, there were not many Tianting coins left.

"Buy, buy, buy everything for you."

After the Fox King, who went down the mountain to save the dead, came back, he carried his son to another room without telling anyone what they were doing, came out on time for meals, and went to the secret room after a rest.

Duan Heng has also been to that room, which is similar to a study room. It is estimated that the big fox is teaching the little fox to learn.

On Duan Heng's birthday, after the big family celebrated, the big fox and the little fox smiled mysteriously at each other, and then dragged Duan Heng to the mysterious room.

Once the door is opened, where are the Four Treasures of the Study.A large mirror was attached to the wall, covering almost the entire wall.And in the center of the room stood a large steel pipe, and a... small steel pipe.

Duan Heng instantly imagined what was about to happen, but he was still looking forward to it.The big fox's pole dance is never tired of watching, but what about the little fox's, hehe.

Neither of the two foxes had changed into sexy clothes, they were wearing Tianting Misty costumes, both of them were wearing blue ones, which at first glance looked like father-son outfits.

The big fox is holding the big steel pipe in his hand, and the little fox is holding the small steel pipe in his hand, they are both facing Duan Heng sideways.Duan Heng sat down where he was, and then the music started, it was Duan Heng's favorite sunny day.

Along with the music, the other hands of the two foxes stretched out towards Duan Heng, their heads lowered affectionately, and their knees squatted down in unison.

Accompanied by the wonderful music, the big fox's dancing posture is still so graceful, turning in circles, squatting, twisting the waist, sticking out the tongue, licking the lips, every movement is very tempting.To be able to dance such a small and fresh song out of the charming feeling, the big fox is also amazing.

As for the little fox, he is young and short, so he doesn't seem to move much.His flexibility is not inherited from that of the big fox. He can't do the splits at all, and he jumps very stiffly, but he can cut into the music perfectly, that is, the card is very accurate.

His squats and twists don't seem obvious, and his small body and short legs make it more obvious to turn in circles.While sticking out his tongue while looking at Duan Heng, a sentence popped up in Duan Heng's mind, "Papa, I'm hungry."

The little fox stuck out his immature tongue and licked the corners of his lips, a large piece of crystal saliva immediately stained the corners of his lips.Another sentence popped up in Duan Heng's mind, "Papa, I'm really hungry!"

Duan Heng couldn't help laughing, the big fox jumped so charmingly, but the little fox jumped out feeling hungry. "Ha ha ha ha……"

While the big fox is holding onto the steel pipe and dancing in the air, the little fox can only step on the ground and turn around. His fat body turns so seriously that his little hands can hardly hold the steel pipe. Several times, Duan Heng thought he was going to fall, But neither.

The dance was finally over, and Duan Heng was still full of ideas, while the big fox and the little fox could only hug the steel pipe and pant. After panting, the big and small bodies sat on the ground.

Duan Heng came over, came to the big fox, and wiped off the sweat that didn't exist for him.The little fox wiped the real beads of sweat on his forehead with his chubby hands. The little mushroom's head was wet and sweating profusely.

Duan Heng finally noticed his son, "Zhuang Zhuang, you are awesome." He came over and hugged his son on his lap, and praised him while wiping his sweat.

"Does Papa like it?" Zhuang Zhuang asked out of breath.

"I like it, you dance really well!" After finishing speaking, he gave Fox King a look.How can such a difficult dance be taught to my son? I will teach him when he grows up!