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Chapter 280 [Special episode] The little Taoist gave birth to an egg

When Duan Heng was soaking in the medicine pond, all he could think about was the egg he laid.He soaked in the hot spring room, and the eggs were placed in the bedroom, so they couldn't be seen or touched.

When I was pregnant, I often felt resentful, and when I was about to give birth, I was so painful that I regretted it, but after giving birth, I suddenly missed my child like a loving mother.

But Chu Yu was counting the time, and he was not allowed to come out of the medicine pool before the time came.After a full stick of incense, Chu Yu asked him to get up.Although he was reluctant to soak in it, Duan Heng did not deny that the medicine pool made him feel hot and refreshed.

Chu Yu helped him wipe his body and hair, and finally wrapped his body with a big towel, held his hand, swished, and was already in the room when he appeared again.

Eggy was placed on the bed in a basket with cloth under it for fear that the egg would freeze.

Duan Heng immediately ran to the bed, hugged Eggy, and hugged Eggy carefully.People say that a three-year pregnancy is stupid, so it turns out that men can be stupid when they have children. Duan Heng felt dizzy now, and looked up at Chu Yu, and the other party came over and pulled the quilt over his legs.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Mother Chu's voice came eagerly, "Open the door, open the door!"

Duan Heng looked at Chu Yu nervously, and the latter explained to him that he told his mother himself.It's nothing to let the elders know, and this matter will definitely not be hidden for many years. Letting them know earlier will save them from thinking about it, so Duan Heng nodded.

After Chu Yu opened the door, Mother Chu ran up to Duan Heng with a tense expression.

Duan Heng's cheeks were rosy, and he quietly pulled down the quilt, revealing the dragon egg in his arms.

Mother Chu covered her mouth, "Hengheng, you... gave birth to this?"

Duan Heng was very embarrassed, but still nodded politely in response.Mother Chu was at a loss for a moment, and turned around several times, asking this and that, in short, how to help.Although she came from here, what she has to take care of now is a postpartum dragon and an unhatched dragon egg. Wow, she doesn't know how to take care of it at all.

Chu Yu said it's okay, it's fine for him to take care of it himself.Explaining that the process of giving birth to a baby is not as complicated as that of giving birth to a baby, I sent my mother away.

The two breathed a sigh of relief and quietly waited for the dragon eggs to hatch.

But here comes the question, what will be hatched?Duan Heng's body is a dragon, and Chu Yu is a fox, so what will their combined fox and dragon look like?One ear is a fox ear and the other is a dragon ear, and there is also a dragon horn, and the body is half fox and half candle dragon?

Such a silly question must have been thought up by Duan Heng. Chu Yu immediately vetoed this conjecture and said solemnly, "According to the three laws of genetics, your inference is wrong. Whose children have you seen? Eyes like mom, one eye like dad, body half like mom and half like dad?"

Duan Heng thought about it, and he was right, but he completely forgot what the three laws of genetics are.

Chu Yu continued, "It's a big deal that our children have fox ears and dragon horns. As for the tail, it may be a dragon's tail or a fox's tail. You are a human being in this life. Although you are immortal, your soul is also a dragon soul, but your body is human after all. , so most of our children are half-foxes, don't worry, half-foxes are very cute."

Duan Heng nodded in agreement again, leaned forward, kissed the other person on the cheek a few times, and then fell asleep holding the dragon egg.

They live in peace, but they don't know what earth-shattering event happened outside!

After Chu’s mother came back to the room, her husband saw him smiling and asked what happened. Chu’s mother looked left and right to make sure no one came to her husband’s ear and said, “The little Taoist gave birth to an egg, shh, don’t Tell the others."

On the same day, Father Chu couldn't suppress his excitement to find Father Duan, and told the other party this sentence intact, and then Father Duan excitedly told Mother Duan.

Duan's mother was also over-excited, and she told the spider spirit exactly the same sentence when she helped the spider spirit weave the next day.

So within a few days, almost everyone on the mountain knew something. When it reached Xiaobai's ears, the chicken essence only said half of it, and Xiaobai's figure disappeared instantly.

Looking at the place where there was no wolf in front of him, the chicken spirit was so dull that his face turned pale, "Master White Wolf, I haven't finished talking yet, please don't tell others..."

Only Demon Monk and Huanhuan were left unaware of the entire mountain. After all, apart from Xiaobai, other goblins would not dare to approach them.

Xiaobai was so excited when he heard the news, he broke into the Fox King's bedroom without knocking for the first time.

In the dormitory, only the little Taoist was lying on the bed, holding a huge dragon egg in his arms.He didn't notice that Xiaobai went through the wall.

As for Xiaobai, his mouth widened in surprise, he looked at Duan Heng and then at Dan, "Brother Long, was this born by you?"

Duan Heng pulled the quilt to cover the egg, waved to Xiao Bai, "Get out."

"You laid an egg!"

Do you still need to tell me this?Duan Heng's brain is not working very well recently, so he drove Xiao Bai away angrily, "If you don't go out again, I will beat you, and you are not allowed to fight back!"

Xiaobai glanced up obliquely, wondering what he was thinking, then nodded to Duan Heng, and left obediently.

But in front of the gate of the palace, a white mist suddenly surged, and the Yin Qi was cautious, attracting many Duan family members and goblins, even the fox king who bought fabrics from the sky came back.

As soon as the fox king landed on the ground smoothly, the white mist began to rotate like a vortex.

Not long after, there was an obese child in the white mist, less than one meter tall, dressed as a miniature version of Heiwuchang, holding black flags in both hands, and was constantly drawing circles, just like the fox king took the little Taoist priest back then The red underpants circled like that.

The white mist gradually faded away, and the miniature version of Heiwuchang also clearly appeared, a fat little ghost in white.The little ghost put the flag and pestle heavily on the ground, and reported in a childish and clear voice, "I am Tu Shanzhuang, I am passing by my hometown, so I came to visit, everyone, don't blame me."

Fox King almost spat out a mouthful of blood, sat on the railing, and looked at the brat mockingly, "Who allowed you to be named Tu Shan, do you know the origin of the Tu Shan family?"

The Duan family doesn't know the origin of this little ghost, but those goblins are all familiar with it, isn't it the little pig demon that Fox King loved most 600 years ago?If you're promising, you'll be a bad guy.He still looks like a little pig demonized into a human, so Mr. Yi didn't recognize him either.

The little ghost smiled innocently, "Yan Wangye took it for me."

The Fox King waved to him, "Come here."

The little ghost floated in front of the Fox King. The Fox King touched his head, made his soul into a solid body, grabbed his banner and threw it far away, then picked up the little ghost and put it on his lap. She stroked his head lovingly.

"Your Highness, my banner, I want to attract souls!"

"Come on, you fart soul, don't be a ghost, reincarnate."

"No, I don't have a place to reincarnate."

"Fuck off, who said that Lord Yan is still the judge. No matter who it is, I will beat you up when I go down. You can reincarnate. I just have a place here. We will go back to the underworld to discuss reincarnation with them." thing."

The little ghost still refused, and poked the Fox King's face with his short hand, "Your Highness, no, I had no other merits in my previous life except for defending Your Highness, if I were reincarnated, I would surely end up in a poor life again. "

The Fox King rolled his eyes at him, "You're stupid, it's just worth the merit. I'll give you a lot of money, and it won't be a problem if you spend three to five million yuan."

"However, after your highness was reincarnated as an adult, a lot of points were deducted for bad morals!"

Fox King blinked his eyes. He thought that his merits were worth too much, and he didn't think about his morality at all. "There should be a lot left. Don't worry, go down and have a look. Anyway, you have to reincarnate, I promised You will love you well in your next life."

"Then I'll go seduce the soul first, where's my banner?"

"Hook your fart soul, you are just an intern ghost agent. The underworld is just training you. One more you is not too much, and one less you is not too many. If you don't go to seduce the soul, naturally another ghost agent will go for you. Be good, baby , we are going back to the underworld now."

"Your Highness, pay attention to your morals, your morals!"

As he said that, he picked up the chubby baby, and a black hole suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and the two of them went in like that.

Both humans and goblins are dumbfounded. Even if His Highness liked the little pig demon very much before, he would not hug his legs and touch it like just now. It feels like a father hugging his son.

The father hugged his son... Everyone suddenly realized, and instantly understood what the reincarnation position the Fox King mentioned was referring to.But obviously everyone knew it well, and pretended not to know, and then dispersed.

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