[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Little Yiyi, what story do you want to hear today?" Mi Ji lay on the bed, leaning on his head with one hand, using the fingers of the other hand to pull back and forth on Yiermi's little hands and feet.

"Ah~ ah~" The little baby waved his short chubby arms and short legs intently, shouting incomprehensible sentences to cheer himself up, trying to catch Miji with all his hands and feet He has big toes and hates big hands.

But people are not listening to what Mi Ji is saying, because Xiao Yiyi can't understand at all, okay? Don't try to make a baby who has not been weaned understand such long and profound sentences. Hey , this is the little Yiyi baby, not the grown up Yiyi fan who can understand your nonsense, hey,

"Hmm," Mi Ji thought deeply, but he didn't forget to separate little Yiyi's fat hands and toes, and muttered from time to time, "The man whose skin is as white as snow and the seven The story of "Short Miss Silk" (Snow White) has already been told, and "The Boy in the Ashes" (Cinderella) has also been told. Do you want to talk about "Frog Turned into a Rich Man"? Or forget it, it is better to talk about this Tell me about the horse that Prince Charming sits on! How about telling me about "Dream of Red Mansions—** Version"? No, no, there are too many men in it, and it’s a bit heavy! Just in case, Xiao Yiyi What can I do if I become very carefree!"

[Author Flower Arrangement: This guy has turned all the fairy tales into adulterous stories without a heroine. I'm afraid that baby Yiyi will be straightened up!Stir the base, start from the doll!run away! 】

Why!It's been a month!Miji sighed.He has been a baby daddy for little Yiyi Baby for a month!Although he doesn't mind extending the period of being a baby daddy, he must give him a time limit!He already missed his brother very much!And he also made a deep self-criticism and repentance for his incomparably willful actions!Travel through the Great God, save him again, and return his Il fans!

He talked from "The Grimm's Fairy Tales" to "Andersen's Fairy Tales", from "One Thousand and One Groundbreaking Nights" to "The Groundbreaking Years That Alibaba and the Forty Thieves Have to Talk About".Every time little Yiyi fell asleep sweetly after he finished telling the beginning of a story, for this reason Miji expressed deep envy for the little baby's heartlessness.

Because the time for him to sleep every night increases day by day, the time he can fall asleep peacefully every night is getting later and later, so that the bedtime stories he tells are getting longer and longer every day.

In fact, his bedtime stories were not for Xiao Yiyi at all.In fact, the stories he told were for himself.And he talked so much every night, just to help himself, not to stay up all night because he missed Yiermi too much in the middle of the night.

In the past month, little Yiyi has been very obedient and well-behaved. When there are toys to play with, she can lie on the bed for hours obediently; Talk to yourself, never cry.

During the days when Mi Ji took care of little Yiyi personally, Mi Ji was able to recite little Yiyi's daily habits backwards: when he wanted to pee, he would make a "humming and chirping" sound; He would kick on his two short legs and yell "ohhhhh"; when he was hungry, he would cover his stomach with his little hand and shout "ahhhhhh"; when he was sleepy, if he was on the bed, he would She will sleep on the pillow like a kitten, and if Mi Chi is by her side, she will crawl into Mi Chi's arms and find a comfortable position to sleep on.

Given that little Yiyi is so worry-free, Mi Ji always prays with great comfort that he and Yiermi's baby will be taken care of like this in the future.So, Yi, come back quickly!

However, since there are comforting things, there will always be some worrying things.

The thing that Miji is worried about now is that for the past month, Yiermi has always maintained the state of the little baby who was only a few months old when Miji saw little Yiyi for the first time that morning.It stands to reason that infancy should be the fastest growing stage of human beings. It is no exaggeration to say that it should be the same every day.

However, this common sense doesn't apply to baby Yiyi at all.Because during these 30 days, little Yiyi's body has not changed at all, including his height, weight and intelligence.The food eaten seemed to be filled into a bottomless pit, and it did not have any visible growth effect on little Yiyi's body, which was supposed to be in the most obvious period of growth.

So much so that now little Yiyi is like a baby who has completely stopped growing.

Mi Ji used to be Ah Q’s self-consolation. If Yiermi continues to grow, it’s a big deal to start from the beginning. After 18 years, he will be a hero again!We are not afraid of this!

It's a pity that his ostrich idea was so gorgeous that reality shattered it after he lived with little Yiyi for a week.

Il fans stopped growing, what an unacceptable reality!Looking at it this way, does it mean that Yiermi will spend the rest of her life as a little baby who will never grow up, living in a muddle every day?

However, this is the last thing Mi Chi wants to face!

If the price for his rebirth here is that Yiermi is half-dead, he would rather not have been here before, and go anywhere, and he would also be willing to let him give up the chance of rebirth like this!Even if his life was completely terminated at the moment when he was hit by a car, he still admitted it!I just hope that Yiermi can live in peace and safety according to his original trajectory.

Mi Chi sometimes feels that he is hateful, and he complains that he should not have persisted in the first place, insisting on trying that "Alexander Gem of Miracle Fortune"!Without his persistence, Yier fans would not be what they are now!He was very annoyed, but he also knew that no matter how much he regretted it at the beginning, it would not help.

He has already asked Du En about the situation of Il fans, but Du En also hesitated to explain clearly, because there are not many people who are bored enough to try this gem, and everyone's experience is different. Cannot be used as a reference.

It has been 12 years since the game started, and only three people have tried this stone.Among them, the first person turned into a monkey, and I don’t know which forest he went to; the second person replaced an NPC in a small town, and imposed taxes on passers-by every day. A bad-tempered but extremely strong player was wiped out; in the end, that person became a delicious fruit produced on the Harvest Tree, and was taken away by a monkey who came to steal it.

Horse eggs!What an unlucky and wonderful experience!At that time, holding Xiao Yiyi and Du En's correspondence, he thought so, he almost wanted to drop the card book, didn't he!

However, Duen finally said something to Mi Ji, which made Mi Ji feel much better.

He said: "Alexander of Fortune can only create one adventure for the player. Lucky or unlucky, it depends on how you treat him."

yes!Indeed it is!Mi Ji comforted himself: Didn't the ancients say, "When misfortune comes, blessings depend on it, and blessings come when misfortune rests on it"!And the ancients also said, "What is lost is the mulberry elm that is harvested in the east".Until the last step is reached, who can know whether it is good or bad?It's just, Yi, come back quickly!I really miss you!

After talking with Duen, Mi Ji hugged little Yiyi and took Ding Dong with him, and walked all over the map of Greed Island in a carpet-like manner. He also put the designated card into the designated card, and the remaining Ding Dong had no props that could be kicked into his pocket. The method of obtaining, one by one inquired and found out.Just wait for the Yier fan to recover, and the two of them can play this game together.

Ding Dong contributed a lot to the collection of information on the remaining props. Although it did not stuff many things into its stomach pocket, thanks to Du En, Ding Dong learned a lot about the game through Du En when it was deposited in Greedy Island City. Internal Information.In fact, the original intention of Mi Ji to deposit Ding Dong with Du En was to let Ding Dong search for some good things in Greedy Island City, and these related internal materials can be regarded as a surprise.

He has already prepared all the preliminary preparations, but Yi, when will you come back?

Miji teased the little baby Yiyi, staring at the Q-version face of Yier in front of him, and the upside-down face of that person a month ago emerged in his mind.In his heart, he really missed the embrace of this person in front of him like a rare treasure, the warm and healing gesture of gently stroking the top of his head, and the gentle and sweet kisses of this person with endless lingering.

Although the soft and cute little guy in front of him is indeed the Yier fan with the three great beauties, but in a sense, he is not the former Yier fan anymore!

Thinking of this, Mi Ji felt a twinge of pain in his heart.

Why!never mind!Don't want these anymore!Take one step at a time!Mi Ji shook his head, dispelling these chaotic thoughts in his mind.

What should I say?Well, yes!An idea flashed in Mi Ji's mind, why not talk about "Adapted Journey to the West" today!

Mi Ji sorted out his thoughts in his mind, separated the fingers and toes of the little baby who had finally reached his toes, and then carefully hugged the little guy into his arms, the little guy grabbed the clothes on Mi Ji's chest , and then the whole body got into a heap, consciously got into Mi Ji's arms, and began to settle down.

Mi Ji gently stroked the back of little Yiyi's head, lowered his voice, and said eloquently: "Once upon a time, there was a very big stone, which experienced many, many years of strong winds and scorching sun. , and failed to turn into dust and blow the wind to travel as expected. Later, it really didn't want to endure this hopeless life anymore, and was tired of staying in the same place as a spectator without doing anything, so It worked hard to find another way to evolve from a stone to a monkey.  …”

Feeling the even breathing of the little guy in his arms, Miji smiled helplessly: "You are so happy! You fell asleep so quickly again!" He lowered his voice again, using a voice that only he could hear The volume continued, "Next, let's start the next story. This story has no name. The protagonist of the story is called Li Opo. When Li Opo died in a car accident, he reincarnated with his memory as the The second child of the youngest generation of the enemy's Hakka family..."

Mi Ji slowly tells about himself, from when he was just born as a fetus, he was at a loss in the face of a completely unfamiliar environment, until now when he feels equally powerless and helpless, the experience of the past 18 years during this period, and All the things that happened in the past, the subtle changes in his relationship with Yi Ermi, from his elder brother to his only relationship in this life.

He seems to be recalling, and reminding himself of the care and tolerance that Il fans have given him over the years.Through the narration, he seemed to re-experience the time spent with Il fans all these years.In a trance, he had an illusion, as if the one in his arms was not a baby who couldn't grow up at all, but the original 24-year-old Yiermi who had grown up, and he was completely intact at this time. Lie healthy and healthy beside him.

Mi Ji rubbed his eyes, the little guy in front of him who was nestling in his arms with his thumb in his mouth, as if having a sweet dream, disappointed him a bit, but he quickly sorted out his emotions, Gently kissed the baby on the forehead: "Good night, little Yiyi! Good night, Yier fan!"