[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Little Yiyi, do you want to eat steak? My brother will feed it to you," Mi Ji said at this time with one in his left arm, staring at him blankly with two big eyes. little baby.

Stretched out a salty pig's hand and pinched the little baby's cheek, so beautiful that his heart was bubbling.Finally let him hug this guy like this for a while, ah, it's really as soft and juicy as he imagined,

"If you want to eat it, just say it. If you don't tell me, how will I know you want it?" Mi Ji cut the steak into small pieces that he had prepared earlier, and used a fork to fork it , fed it into his own mouth, and looked at the little baby with bad eyes, "It's delicious!"

The little baby stared at Miji with wide innocent eyes, blinked once, then blinked again, and finally opened his mouth to spit out a syllable: "Ah~"

Finally waiting for the baby's statement, Mi Ji happily picked up the steak, as if to feed it to the baby in his arms.

"Come! Open your mouth~" Miji brought the steak to the baby's mouth, the baby opened his mouth cooperatively, and stretched out his hand towards the steak on Miji's fork, his two chubby little hands were anxious Sit and grab action one by one.

Seeing that the steak was about to be eaten into his mouth, the little baby happily accelerated the opening and closing movements of Xiaopang's hands, and the little mouth opened and shouted "ah~ah~".But Mi Ji suddenly braked halfway, put the steak on the baby's lips and lightly touched it, then immediately turned the trajectory of the fork 180 degrees, sent it to his own mouth, and deliberately The sound of chewing was loud, "Today's steak is really good!"

Watching him tsk-tsk while eating, the little baby was so anxious that he "babbled" and said vague and unclear sentences.Mi Ji put down the fork, and put his index finger into the baby's chubby little hand that was just opened.And the little baby just closed his fingers, so he grabbed his fingers and refused to let go.

Mi Ji shook his arm slightly, leading the baby's arm to shake gently: "I suddenly remembered that Lisa said that you are still too young and your stomach is not well developed. You can't eat steak, which is difficult to digest. It's something!" He made a few funny and painful expressions exaggeratedly, "After eating it, I will have a stomachache, sour stomach and bloated stomach, so uncomfortable!" The little baby was amused and "giggled".

"It's just a pity! Today should be my best performance recently! But you can't eat it!" Mi Ji looked at the little baby with half gloating and half regretful eyes, "But it's okay! When you grow up I'll do it for you again!" Then his expression turned serious, and turned into a touch of sadness, "But, when will you grow up?"

The little baby looked at Miji with wet eyes, a pitiful expression, and aggrieved little mouth that was still stained with oil. It was greasy and powdery, and it looked more appetizing than steak.

what to do!I really want to eat it!The little devil in Miji's heart was ready to move.

Heartbeat, it is better to act!

Miji leaned forward, and the little guy in his arms, eye to eye, nose tip to nose tip, then stuck out his tongue, and licked lightly on the pouting mouth of the little baby.

After licking, he glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, oops!Not licked clean!So he stuck out his tongue and licked it again.After licking, glance again, oops!Still not licked clean!Then do it again!

Finally, when Mi Ji was finally satisfied, he carefully licked off all the oil stains on the little guy's lips.Mi Ji's impure little thoughts screamed and concluded in his mind: Oh!Very delicious!I really want to do it again!

But looking at the little baby lying obediently in his bed, with slightly red and swollen lips but still looking at him with a pitiful expression of a puppy, Mi Ji couldn't help but soften his heart.

"Oh! Little Yiyi, how can you be so cute!" Mi Ji picked up the baby and rubbed his cheeks, "I can't bear to bully you anymore!"

The little baby's calf was suspended in the air, and he struggled a few times with negligible strength to no avail, so he uttered another monosyllable with his flat mouth: "Ah~"

"Okay, okay! Eat, eat!" Mi Ji put the baby in his hand on the bed, supported his back with one hand, and made him sit on his arm, while the other hand held the baby from the side He picked up the bottle from the table and carefully delivered it to the baby's mouth.

The baby held the bottle with two small hands, bit the pacifier and took a couple of sips, then let go of the pacifier, and smacked his mouth twice, as if reminiscing.After a while, he stuffed the pacifier into his mouth again, gurgling, and drank all the remaining milk in the bottle.

In the end, the little guy aggressively spit out the pacifier in one gulp, put down his two fleshy little hands, and contentedly leaned on the funny arms, spread them out like mud, and played with his toes.

Looking at the empty feeding bottle in his hand, Mi Ji was speechless. He clearly remembered that Lisa told him that the milk in that feeding bottle was enough for a normal baby to drink for a day.

Well, this baby is not a normal baby, and he's known that since that morning a week ago!

As for who this little baby is, I think many people have guessed it!good!That's just teasing his brother, I'm a fan too!

And how did Yiermi turn into a baby? This story will start from a week ago, and then the night before.

In other words, that night, Miji and Yiermi had just returned to their temporary residence with the Dingdang brought back from Yaluga, and Miji enthusiastically asked Dingdang to show him what had been in the doll over the years. favorites.

Ding Dong very cooperatively turned the apron upside down, gems, pet eggs, sugar, biscuits, pills, scissors, dictionaries, scales, all kinds of messy things piled up on the floor, which made the two brothers amazed .

Mi Ji casually grabbed an insect suspected to be a white beetle from a pile of things. The insect disappeared as soon as it touched his hand, and turned into a card: 053, King White Beetle A-30, the legendary insect.Use special pheromones to attract other insects to work for it, forming a large group.The only time away from the pack is for evening walks.

OMG!How can Ding Dong pretend to be a living thing!If he hadn't known well that Dingdang, a fat cat, was afraid of water, he would definitely believe that a "Pocket Mermaid" would appear in this pile of things!

After slandering for a while, a gemstone shining with dazzling colorful halos came into Mi Ji's eyes.

Miji took the gem in his hand, and the gem turned into a card like the beetle before.Mi Ji scanned the card introduction, huh?It turned out to be this strange thing!

Yi Er fans came over: "Did you find something interesting?"

Mi Ji nodded, and handed the card in his hand to Yiermi.

After receiving the card, Yiermi carefully looked at the description on the card: 075, Odd Fortune Alexander Gem A-20, the person who owns it can experience a precious experience that other people can never experience, but they cannot choose luck or misfortune.

"It's very interesting, but it's also very dangerous." Yier fans commented, "There is a half chance of being unlucky." Moreover, from the perspective of misfortune, it is impossible to just be unlucky.

"I want to try!" Mi Ji stared at Yi Ermi with twinkling star eyes.

"No! This is very dangerous, and there are too many uncertain factors." Yier Fan resolutely refused.

"No! I'm going to try!" Mi Ji pampered Yi Ermi.

"I don't know what will happen, this is too dangerous!" Yi Ermi shook her head and insisted.

"Don't you still have you by my side!" Mi Ji looked at Yi Ermi with a pleading expression, and continued to roll and play cute and coquettishly, wagging his tail.

The two stalemate for a quarter of an hour. Seeing Mi Ji's attitude of "I will never give up until I reach my goal", Irmi finally had to compromise: "Okay! But you have to stay by my side all the time."

"Okay!" Mi Ji agreed, reached out and snatched the card from Yiermi's hand, and shouted excitedly, "Gain!"

The card turned into a colorful gemstone, lying in the palm of Miji's hand in brilliance.Mi Ji turned and leaned against Yi Ermi's arms, staring at his palm, waiting.

After 10 minutes, there was no change in Mi Ji.

Half an hour later, there was still no change in Mi Ji.

Two hours later, still no change.

Mi Ji yawned and stretched: "Yi! I'm sleepy! Let's go to sleep!"

"Okay." Yi Ermi nodded in agreement, and hugged Mi Chi, who was leaning on him, onto the bed.

Sleeping until midnight, Yi Ermi opened her eyes, lightly took out the seven-colored gemstone from the sleeping Miji's hand, and then hesitated whether to throw it back to Ding Dong.But remembering Mi Ji's eager and excited expression at that time, Yi Ermi finally sighed, and pressed the gemstone under the pillow on his side.

Ever since, when he woke up the next morning, the elder brother sleeping next to Mi Ji turned into a short and cute little Yiyi Baby!

After skillfully cleaning the cheeks of the baby Yiermi, he put on the soft doraemon suit specially recommended by Dingdang for babies wearing hats, and went out with Yiyi Baby, the cute little doraemon who turned into a little doraemon. .

Along the way, Mi Ji escaped the siege and interception of Lushan's claws by an old grandfather, two old grandmothers, five uncles, seven aunts, ten big brothers, and fifteen big sisters. The cute baby has successfully arrived at the destination of his trip. It looks luxurious on the outside and clean on the inside. It is a villa for a pregnant woman.

Taking a deep breath, Mi Ji thought bitterly: Humph!Little Yiyi Baby's tofu can only be eaten by him!Don't think about others!

"Nani?!" Seeing Mi Ji with a tired face appearing at the gate with a baby in his arms, a burst of exclamation came from the spacious hall, and a certain pregnant woman rushed to Mi Ji very quickly.

"Oh! Apprentice! You didn't say on the phone before that this child is the illegitimate child of Yiermi!" Looking at the baby whose facial features are completely shrunk down by Yiermi's Q version, the knight opened his mouth in amazement.

I only learned from the phone that Mi Ji got a baby out of nowhere, and refused Lisa’s offer to help take care of it, insisting on taking care of it himself, and Mi Ji still refused to reveal his address to him. , so he didn't see this until today, the little baby who was guarded so tightly.

The conclusion drawn by Mi Ji's oversized nerves like a chivalrous man almost chokes out a mouthful of old blood ten miles away!

peat!You are Yi's illegitimate child!ah!Bah bah bah!Yi Cai has no illegitimate child!

"Keep an eye on your own stomach, don't worry about me so much!" Mi Ji was so angry that he threw a hygienic eye over him.

"Cut! Don't care if you don't care!" The knight touched his nose and said angrily. He raised his foot and was about to go back to the sofa he was sitting on. Apprentice of conscience!

"Wait!" Mi Ji reached out his hand to stop the knight's movement, "Take a photo of me and this little guy."

"You are so strange!" Xia Ke looked at Mi Ji with a strange expression, "You actually wanted to take a photo with your illegitimate son! Even Ai Wu and Wu wouldn't do that!"

"Xiaker! Peat! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!" Mi Ji really wanted to slap this knight back to the earth!If it wasn't because Ding Dong didn't have fingers and couldn't press the shutter, he wouldn't have gone so hard to come here to ask this bastard for help!

However, he still can't tell the truth to the knight, the one in his arms is the genuine Yiermi himself!Otherwise, when Yiermi recovers and finds out that he told others that he has turned into a baby, Yiermi will never let him go!absolute!

"Got it! Got it!" Seeing that Mi Ji was about to lose his temper, the knight immediately sat upright.

oops!Isn't it just that my wise eyes saw through the evidence that Yiermi stole food, so why did I lose my temper from embarrassment?The knight continued to make up his mind.

"Hold it!" Mi Ji thrust the camera into the knight's hand angrily, "Take a good shot!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Xia Ke took the camera, dealt with it indiscriminately, and rolled his eyes at the ceiling when Mi Ji was not paying attention.Why!Poor him!Being a pregnant woman with nothing to do is already very aggrieved, but she still has to be rejected by her apprentice because of a poor child of unknown origin!Whoooo!He wants to return to Earth!

The author has something to say:

oh!Il fans have returned to the age of babies who can't take care of themselves with runny nose and bedwetting!How do you feel?