[Hunter] Become a funny milk

Recently, when I was bored, I wandered around the Internet chat room, watching some people I didn’t know talk about trivial things, sending meaningless and unnutritious comments, and then lamented that there are so many people who are as boring as him people!

One day he was wandering around again, looking for a chat room with a large number of people to fill in the water, and then he found a chat room with only one person, usually when he saw the number of people showing 1, he would automatically detour, but today he changed I got an idea, because the name of the chat room is "Jian Wang San ①".Mi Ji clicked in, and saw a guy named Wan Hua ② staying in the chat room.uh-huh!It turned out that his scumbag master and knight-errant nested here.

System prompt: Tourist Wudu② has entered the chat room.

Wanhua: Apprentice?Are you an apprentice?

Five Poisons: Master, your rhythm is wrong, we should check the password first.

Wanhua: Oh!OK!Heavenly King Gedihu.

Five poisons: pagoda town river demon.

Wanhua: Long live Mao Zhuxi.

Five poisons: serve the people.

Wan Hua: I finally found a comrade!

Five Poisons: Get out!Who is gay with you!

Wanhua: T_T Apprentice, are you still blaming me as a teacher?

Five Poisons: Why blame you, who told me that would be myopia.

Wanhua: (T^T) You are still blaming me!

Five Poisons: Alright, alright, I don’t blame you anymore.How about we get to know each other again?

Wanhua: OK!I'm a knight, currently number 6 of the Phantom Troupe.

Five Poisons: Hello!I am a joke to beat Dike, the second son of Dike's family.

Wan Hua: (O_O) It turns out that apprentice, you are that fat man who is in trouble.

Five Poisons: Hey!Who are you calling fat?

Wan Hua: Well, a slip of the tongue, my disciple Yushu Linfeng is suave and suave, if you are fat, 90.00% of the people in the world are fat!

Wudu: Yes!snort!

Wan Hua: So, who is the lord of Area F?

Five Poisons: My grandma.

Wan Hua: =_= It turns out that the lord of Area F is the legendary grandmother who ran away from your family!

Wan Hua: I said that I never saw you again.

Five Poisons: Fortunately, I didn’t see you, hum!

Wan Hua: Let me tell you a secret. I suspect that the head of the team has taken a fancy to that Kuruta kid who is following you.

Five Poisons: How to say?

Wanhua: Ever since I came to the brigade, the head of the brigade has been talking about red eyes every day, and I asked Ma Qi, she said that the day I met you was the first time the head saw red eyes.

Five Poisons: Uh~ this look~ don't tell him my identity.

Wan Hua: Don't worry, what is the relationship between us!

Wudu: I have nothing to do with you!

Wan Hua: (╥﹏╥) Apprentice, you don’t love me anymore!

Wudu: When did I love you?

Wanhua: Really don't love her anymore?

Five Poisons: Really.

Wanhua: I hope you are happy.

Wudu: Thank you!I will be happy, but it has nothing to do with you.

Wanhua: In this door last year today, there are peach blossoms on human faces.The human face does not know where to go, and the peach blossoms are still smiling at the spring breeze.oh!Why does first love always end without a disease!

Five Poisons: Don't tell me that you are now in the shape of Xizi Holding Heart!

Wanhua: You know all this? !

Five Poisons: Don't disgust me!

Wan Hua: By the way, who is that red-eyed kid with you?Did you steal food while I was away?

Five poisons: steal peat!That's Kurapika.

Wanhua: ...Is Kurapika directly related to stealing?

Five Poisons: Kurapika is my younger brother, a family member.

Wan Hua: The team leader is very persistent.

Five Poisons: Got it.Thanks.

Five Poisons: It's getting late, let's go to rest.

Wan Hua: Disciple ~ leave a contact information first ~

Wudu: Oh, my number is XXXXXXX.

Wanhua: Mine is XXXXXXX.

Five Poisons: If there is an emergency, please contact me by phone.

Wanhua: Received.

Five poisons: Master.

Wanhua: Yes.

Five poisons: pay attention to safety.

Wanhua: I obey.

In a certain ruin, the knight turned off his computer, lay on the bed where he made a temporary stand, and stared at the mottled ceiling in a daze.His stupid apprentice is obviously the second son of a family of killers. He doesn't believe that Mi Ji has never killed anyone and his hands are not stained with blood, but why does the apprentice soften his heart so easily? Does this forgive him? He used to be like that hurt him!

The first time we met, he was recognized by the apprentice. He said so many hurtful words, but the apprentice just gave him a slap, and then threw him to the head of the group, thanks to the stupid apprentice, otherwise he would have to join the brigade. It will take some more work.After all, he owed his apprentice two lives in the past and present, and the apprentice is the person who knows him the most in this world. They have known each other for two lifetimes.Just now the apprentice mentioned a word, family.He is an orphan in this life, and the brigade is his companions who can give his back, and the only person who can give him warmth and make him rely on is someone who comes from one place.

Fortunately, you don't blame me; fortunately, I can still get your forgiveness in this lonely world; fortunately, you are here.

Xia Ke picked up his phone and sent a message to Mi Ji's number: "Apprentice, you are my only family member in this world."

After half a minute, Mi Ji sent him a message back: "Well, I got it, go to sleep, stupid master!"

The knight held the mobile phone in his hand, then put his hands behind his head, continued to look at the ceiling, and then began to count the sheep: "One sheep has one mouth, two eyes and four legs; two sheep have two mouths, four eyes and eight legs ;Three sheep have three mouths, six eyes and twelve legs; four sheep have four mouths, eight eyes and sixteen legs; five sheep..."

And a certain funny little sheep who is thousands of miles away is already hugging his quilt and snoring happily, talking in his sleep from time to time: "Snoring...stinky knight...you narcissist... Who loves you...hulu...hulu...don't die...bad master...hulu..."

And all these sleepy words were heard by Yi Ermi who had just entered the door.

Since then, Mi Ji and Xia Ke have kept in touch with each other from time to time, sometimes using mobile phones and sometimes in chat rooms.The two are like old friends for many years, but they have a family-like bond.

One day, in the "Jianwangsan" chat room:

Wan Hua: Apprentice, apprentice, I miss you so much!

Five Poisons: It’s fine if you miss me, but it’s fine if you die or something.

Wan Hua: Disciple, you are too indifferent.

Five Poisons: Seeing that you can't get hot even if you want to.

Wan Hua: (T_T) I'm sad, please please me.

Five Poisons: It's shameful to be cute!

Wan Hua: Apprentice~ I’m here to complain to you~

Five Poisons: There are gossips, let’s listen to them.

Wanhua: The world can no longer stop the leader!

Wudu: What's wrong?Did he force King Hisoka to the bow?

Wanhua: We have found the settlement of the Kuruta tribe, and the genocide is inevitable.

Five Poisons: ... When will we do it?

Wanhua: Probably within a day or two.

Five Poisons: Got it.

……

Wanhua: Apprentice?

Wanhua: Apprentice?

Wudu: Why?

Wanhua: Why didn't you speak?

Five Poisons: Pack your luggage.

Wanhua: Where are you going?

Five Poisons: Pick up my little cool guy.

Wanhua: Oh, waving your claws~

Five Poisons: Let me know when it's over.

Wanhua: OK.kiss goodbye

Five Poisons: ... to die.

Mi Ji sat on the back of Xiaopengzi, the chief executive, and walked slowly to Meteor Street. On the way, the knight sent him a message.

"Dungeon Name: Kuruta Settlement

Type of mobs: Kuruta tribe

The number of mobs: 128

Copy progress: all cleared

Dungeon reward: 38 pairs of red eyes"

Pushing open the door of the underworld, Mi Ji saw two teenagers standing behind the door staring at him.Yes, just stare.

"Leave us here for four years," said the tall blond boy.

"Just come and see us." The small black-haired boy added.

"One to two." The blond boy said again.

"Let's fight." The black-haired boy continued.

"We'll forgive you." After speaking in unison, the two separated.

"Hey! Fighting is the most troublesome thing!" Mi Ji scratched his head in annoyance.

"Bah!"

"Ah!"

"Ouch!"

"You are fooling!"

Mi Ji spread his hands: "I didn't play tricks."

Kurapika turned his head and glanced at Xiaopengzi who was holding him and Alka under his arm and imprisoned him: "You need a helper!"

Alga continued: "We don't forgive you!"

Mi Ji laughed and said: "You said two-on-one, but I didn't do anything."

The two of them froze for an instant, looking sullen.

Mi Ji signaled Peng to put the two children down, then knelt down and hugged the two children who were arguing and turned away from him: "I know I was wrong, I shouldn't stop coming to see you, but just because I didn't come doesn't mean I don't want to." You guys, can you forgive me? For the sake of finding someone to bring you so many snacks every year?"

On Yaluka's side, she burst into tears upon hearing Miji's comfort.He was wronged, he was with Mi Chi since he was born, he clinged to Mi Chi for four years, and then he didn't see Mi Chi for four years.He was only eight years old, so he hadn't seen Mi Chi in half his life, which really hurt him to death.

And Kurapika originally wanted to hold on for a while longer, but he couldn't help seeing Yaluka crying, and stretched out his arms to hug Miji tightly.He misses brother Miji very much, although there will always be calls, and he will always receive snacks brought by brother Miji. The best reward Lujia received after undergoing brutal training.But meeting my brother was the first time in four years.

He and Mi Ji have known each other for eight years, and they were together almost every day for the first half of the time, but separated by a telephone line for the second half of the time.Kurapika has never missed anyone so much. In the past four years, he has not missed his parents very much. In his dreams, he is always with brother Miji, although he never said that he missed him or asked him to come. Look at yourself, but when you finally see it, you realize how much you yearn for the feeling of having this person by your side.Thinking about it, tears also fell down.

Seeing the misery of the big and the young crying, Mi Ji couldn't help feeling sad and guilty, so he had to let the two of them hug him and cry all the time. Fortunately, the gate of the underworld was high enough for people outside to see, otherwise they would be scared. Death, in this place, real tears are rarer than food.

The two little ones finally had enough crying, Miji stood up, messed up their hair, and gently placed his left hand on the top of Kurapika's head, then continued to rub and rub: "Kula, you are the only one of the Kuruta tribe now. survivors."