[Hunter] Become a funny milk

When I opened my eyes, I saw a picture of a beauty sleeping, with long black hair hanging down obediently on the back of her head, and a few strands of hair playfully went around the ears, slid over the pointed chin along the perfect and flawless face, and then fell on the She has a white and slender neck, thin sexy lips, a tall straight nose, narrow eyebrows, and long eyelashes that flicker.Nani?Flickering? !

"Uh, brother, are you awake?" A certain brother who peeked at the captured bag blushed.

He didn't notice the other party's embarrassment at all, but only felt that the cute brother stretched out Lushan's claws and poked his younger brother's blushing bun face and said, "Duen asked us to find him with a good reward."

"Ah, oh, let's talk about it after thinking it over." Mi Ji was embarrassed by the eyes staring at him, but he was also very confused by his naive behavior of poking himself like a balloon Helpless, so I did it.

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong." At this time, a blue creature suddenly jumped into his arms. It turned out that the little thing that looked like a doraemon that he got when he participated in the monthly competition yesterday followed them all the way here.

Mi Ji was speechless looking at a fingerless cat named Ding Dong who consciously found a comfortable seat in his arms, but because of his personality that is not immune to cute creatures, he could only look at this little thing helplessly. Anan sat in his arms, then took out the pockets on his belly, and then placed things on the bed one by one.

Il fans picked up what looked like an egg, and it turned into a card.

"043, God of Gambler's Egg B-30, warm it in your hands for three hours a day, and it will hatch into a real egg in 1 to 10 years. If the warm mood is strong, the hatching time will be shortened."

"This is the designated card..." Mi Ji said, and picked up an egg, which also turned into a card in his hand.

"040, super-class musician's egg B-30, warm it in the hand for three hours a day, and it will hatch into a realistic egg in 1 to 10 years. If the warm mood is strong, the hatching time will be shortened."

After that, the two dug out several more eggs from the pile of things that Ding Dong took out, all of which were props for designated cards, oh!earned it!

"Ding Dong, where did you get these things?" Mi Ji asked his Doraemon very excitedly.

"Master, I picked it up from the forest, Ding Dong."

Ah?Didn't they walk a lot in the forest yesterday?Having picked up so many, it is equivalent to the game automatically picking up Youmu.He seemed to see a huge game bug hit in front of him.

"Brother, let's take Ding Dong out for a walk!"

When I went out, I saw pink hearts floating everywhere in the sky, and couples of men and women walked in front of them with ambiguous postures. All kinds of bloody encounters were constantly staged in front of them, as if they had come to an otome There are countless men and women who can conquer the large harem of Xiang + Otan Xiang Da.Flip the table!This is love love, that city of love!What can he do here as a minor?What are you doing? !

"Gu~" Mi Ji's stomach sang the empty city plan, which is always very timely.

"Master, I have biscuits here, Ding Dong." Ding Dong very kindly handed Mi Ji a biscuit.

Mi Ji took the biscuit, glanced casually at the name of the biscuit card, "033, Hormone Cookie S-13."

Cookies=food=can be eaten, he is too lazy to read the following introduction, as long as it can be eaten, it will be fine, let’s fill up the stomach first.

"GAIN." Mi Ji threw the cookie into his stomach in one bite, and did not forget to comment while eating, "The taste is not bad."

Then, the second young master who beat the enemy's family turned into the second young lady who beat the enemy's family gorgeously.

Yiermi was the first to notice Mi Ji's change, and stopped Mi Ji from asking Ding Dong for another piece, and pulled him back to the room.

"Brother?" Mi Ji, who was pulled back into the room and confused about the situation, had countless question marks on his head.

"Take off your clothes and see for yourself."

Mi Ji obediently took off his clothes, looked at his empty crotch, and was so shocked that he couldn't recover from the blow of "becoming a eunuch" for a while. Obviously, this greedy brat had already ignored his chest. The two protruding small bags are not very obvious.

"Ding Dong, give me a biscuit." Yier Fan said to Ding Dong.

Ding Dong obediently took out another piece and handed it to Yiermi.

Yi Ermi watched the introduction carefully, and the brows gradually stretched.

"033, hormonal cookie S-13, eat this cookie, you will change into another gender within 24 hours, a box of 20 yuan, a set of 10 boxes."

"Ding Dong, do you have women's clothing on you?" Yi Ermi asked again.

"Yes, Ding Dong." After finishing speaking, Ding Dong took out a set of women's clothing from his pocket and handed it to him. Yi Ermi shook his head, Ding Dong took out another set of women's clothing, and Yi Ermi shook his head again.In the end, Yier fans finally nodded when Ding Dong took out the tenth set.

Yi Ermi picked up the clothes, poked his fingers to wake up the joke of "becoming a eunuch" was still playing in a loop, stuffed the card into his hand, and then changed it for Miss Mi Ji. clothing.

Mi Ji held the card with tears in his eyes. After reading the introduction carefully, the eunuch Mi Ji turned into a palace maid Mi Ji, and finally came back to life with full blood.well!It is much better to be a woman for 24 hours than to be a eunuch for 24 hours.Bah bah bah!He's just a girl and not a woman!

Standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror with a completely new look, looking at the little beauty in the mirror, Mi Ji couldn't help but fall in love with himself narcissistically. Looking at this little appearance, if he grows up and turns into a woman again, won't he become a woman? Is the peerless beauty of "one look at the city, and then the country" a disaster for the country and the people!But, who could tell him that he was wearing a maid outfit for Mao!What the hell!why!

He slammed a bouquet of fiery red roses to the ground, and then stomped on them with the soles of his shoes.Nima!It’s okay to be given flowers by a man, and it’s okay to be kissed by someone who has “witch’s love potion” in his mouth, as long as it flies away, but why would someone confess shyly and say, “I’ll wait for you to grow up "In the future, the fortress will give him the "elder's height-enhancing medicine" ah hello!

Yi Er fell in love with him, put the bracelet on his waist, and his brain froze for an instant, almost forgetting to breathe.

He only heard Yi Ermi whispering softly in his ear: "This will save trouble, be good, sister Miji." Stomp!Yarn sister!

Sitting in a restaurant full of romantic atmosphere, Mi Ji stared at the menu, wanting to poke a hole out of the menu.You can only buy one serving of food here, you can only buy one drink, you can only buy one serving of staple food plus side dishes, and you can only buy one serving of dessert, but for the sake of customers, all food is served for two people.

Covering his head with his hands, with a drinking straw in his mouth, Mi Chi sipped his drink for a while.Sure enough, it is the city of love. Even the straws in the restaurant are in the shape of a "Y", with two-ended straws.Is it to make it easier for couples to drink the same drink and stare at each other face to face, and then look at each other and give each other some glances or something? !

Mi Ji wanted to continue complaining, but saw his elder brother consciously picked up the other end of the straw and drank.Then, the two entered the mode of staring at each other face to face.Eyes met, Yi Ermi blinked, Mi Ji blinked too, Yi Ermi blinked again, Mi Ji blinked again, Yi Ermi blinked only the left eye suddenly and quickly , Mi Ji died in battle.

The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and once a strong man goes to wash, he will never return!

Mi Ji's last thought before he died in battle was, the most difficult thing to bear is the grace of a beauty!

The physically and mentally exhausted Mi Ji followed his elder brother back to the hotel, took off all his clothes, and then admired his 10-year-old loli figure in the mirror.He poked his own little bun's pectoral muscles with his fingers, oh, that's wrong, it was the chest part, and then curled his lips, ten years old is really young, it's not worth seeing at all.He tried to transform himself back into a boy's body, but he tried his best and failed. The guy who made this cookie must be a BT!

Mi Ji was still scratching his head and posing in front of the mirror. Yier fans couldn't stand him jjj and shamelessly put on idiot shapes one after another in front of the mirror, threw them into the bathroom, and kindly asked him when he closed the door: "Do you need it?" Rub your back?"

Mi Ji felt a chill, and hurriedly said: "No need, no need."

In the middle of taking a bath, Mi Ji felt under what was missing, and suddenly flashed in his mind the scene of the Eastern leader holding an embroidery needle and talking, and he jumped to the ground with goosebumps and danced a messy tap dance , So he hurriedly washed and got into the quilt.

Ding Dong climbed onto the bed and began to dig out things. This time, it was not eggs, but bottles of medicine and a stone.Picking up the stone curiously.

"007, Pregnancy Stone S-10, carry this 3kg stone on your body for a month as if you are inseparable from your body. After one week of success, both men and women will definitely become pregnant. There are two types of male stones and female stones. If you want to give birth under the sex stone."

Nima!Why are there such strange things!Yi Ermi took the card in his hand and silently put it into the card book.Then he stretched his arms around Mi Chi's little sister's slender waist and went to sleep.

The next day, he slept late, and after waking up, Mi Ji recovered his ten-year-old boy's body.He looked at his chest muscles that were as flat as an airstrip and the little brother that grew out from under them with a full face, meow, being a woman is really not a job that a pure man can do!

Standing at the gate of Greedy Island City, Mi Ji hugged Ding Dong again, then waved goodbye to it.Because the card can no longer be saved as a card after it has been turned into a prop, so he has already agreed with Du En that Ding Dong will be taken care of by Du En after he and Ilmi leave, and he will take it away when he comes back to the game in the future , the right to give Lisa a reward for delivering the baby.But he still has a small selfish intention, he puts Ding Dong in Greedy Island City, and when he comes back to play after the Year of the Monkey, maybe this guy who likes to pick up things will add a lot of fun things to his belly pocket.