Against the current Hengdao

Tie a bow and give it to me! 】

【Master Xiong: Wang, is it difficult to play like this?They are both male, the direction of the plug is reversed, can you do it, my wife, does your little bitch have a penis? 】

35. What kind of gift have you ever given the other party?

Yan Xiaodao: I gave a Steinway and bullet casing necklace before, was it a surprise surprise?I also sent a special anniversary bracelet,

Ling He: I don't like those extravagant things, just give them to me, and I just want Yan Xiaodao.

Yan Xiaodao: Hehe, I also want Xiaohe most.One year on a cruise ship in Puerto Rico, he... he didn't say hello to me in advance, and quietly wore the black silk sexy underwear I bought, and then, unexpectedly stripped off his clothes in front of me, revealing, I was... Lao Tzu It was crazy at the time... that was the most impressive "gift", my love is perfect.

Ling He: Just that one time, I don’t want any more!

Yan Xiaodao: I want to do it again, what should I do?

Ling He: Want to come again?That's me fucking you in those panties, which I'm supposed to be on.

[Master Xiong: Damn, I'm going to buy sexy lingerie for my daughter-in-law too, do you have bitch-style lingerie for sale? 】

36. Where do you like to go on vacation?

Yan Xiaodao: All right, we are both casual, we book tickets immediately wherever we want to go on a whim, and set off lightly.

Ling He: If you hold the right person's hand, you will feel at ease wherever you go.

Yan Xiaodao: The most impressive trip?Is this, huh...

Ling He: Mr. Yan's deepest impression is the moment when I put on the subwoofer in the hotel every night during the trip...

Yan Xiaodao (smiling confidently): Don’t get me wrong, I also play the subwoofer when I’m up there!

【Master Xiong: Aww——aww——]

[San Niang: My husband is demonstrating to the video audience what the two masters and masters' subwoofers are doing! ! 】

37. Do you like serving pets?

Yan Xiaodao: Of course, both of us like to keep pets. Now we are a family of five, and we may add more family members in the future.

Ling He: Mr. Yan is in charge of "let's have another bite" with a big wave of his hand. Basically, I feed, I pick up shit, and I clean the doghouse.

Yan Xiaodao: Don't pout, they are all related to you, I care about you!You ask Master Xiong and San Niang?

Ling He: Heh, I look good.

[Master Xiong/San Niang: Wang Wang, we all like the beautiful and immortal Master Ling, the beef strips he feeds are better than those fed by others! 】

Ling He (laughs): Xiao Dao is my daughter-in-law, I don't mind having three more concubines.The beautiful wives and concubines are all hairy, and they are very comfortable to rub.

Yan Xiaodao: ...

38. Compare each other to an animal?

Ling He: Xiao Dao is like the two Alaskas he raised. They are tall, strong, and strong. They are loyal, loyal, and never leave their masters.

Yan Xiaodao: ...Master?

Ling He: Hey.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): All right.Xiaohe... I think everyone has the answer in their hearts, so I don't need to say it?

Ling He: Say it if you have the guts.

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe used to be a little snake that likes to spray venom. In fact, he still fell in love with me. If he was afraid of the cold, he would snuggle into my arms to keep warm, but he must be persistent and always stab me.It's different now, it's a blue-eyed little snake with its fangs pulled out, coiled in my arms, it's very cute, docile and considerate, hehe...

Ling He: Mr. Yan, you pulled out my fangs, but the snake letter is still there.

[San Niang: The little friends started frantically swiping the screen to ask Mei Linger to show your "snake letter"!Quickly lick, lick, Master Yan~~~]

39. Comparing each other to a kind of food?

Ling He: Small knives... just like their specialties in Jinmen, Goubuli steamed stuffed buns, ear-eye fried cakes, they don't sell very high prices, but they are delicious, you can eat them every day, and you won't feel tired after eating them for years.The outside is soft and chewy, and it is warm. When you bite into it, the stuffing inside is even more delicious. It is delicious inside and out.

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe...he is cool-toned, moist, cool and refreshing, and its texture is like some kind of fruit, such as pineapple or durian.

Linghe: Why pineapple durian?Why not bananas or peaches?

[Master Liang swipes the screen and interjects: Because the bananas and peaches are taken by our couple!I'm Taozi, and brother Xue from our family is Banana, do you understand!Hey, hey, hey...]

Yan Xiaodao: Because you are hard on the outside and soft on the inside.The shell is so rigid that you can't pry it open without a machete, and it's full of thorns. Using your shell as a weapon can make people bleed!But after prying open, the inside is soft, juicy and watery, with a unique and delicious taste.However, not everyone can eat that bite. Some people are allergic to pineapple, and many people run away when they smell the smell of durian, but some people are addicted to it and cannot do without this bite. The more they eat, the more they want Eat... I'm in the latter category.

40. Which of the two of you is more able to eat and has a bigger appetite?

Yan Xiaodao: Haha, I think he is more edible, after all, he is young and growing up!Xiaohe can eat a pot of braised noodles made by my mother, or eight big meat buns for a meal.

Ling He: Mr. Yan is too much, I still think you can eat more.

Yan Xiaodao: It’s not like it was back then, it’s past the age when it’s particularly edible.

Ling He: Your appetite at the dinner table is average, but your appetite is even bigger in bed. You can't get enough to eat six times a night, and you can wake up earlier than me the next day.

Yan Xiaodao: Off topic, baby.

Ling He: I was pumped to the bone, and told me to "come again" and "be more ruthless"... I ate the big steamed buns my mother steamed at the dinner table, did you shout intoxicated while eating? "It's delicious, let's have another one"?Who do you think we can eat?

【Grandpa Xiong/Sanniang (look at each other): It is indeed better than both of us, hey, hey, hey...】

41. Will you apologize to the other party if you make a mistake?

Yan Xiaodao: I will apologize when I do something wrong, but he will not.

Ling He: When did I do something wrong?

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Look.

Ling He: Mr. Yan.

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe, you did nothing wrong, you are all right.

Ling He: Honestly?

Yan Xiaodao (affectionate): Xiaohe, I love you. In my eyes, you are "the most beautiful" and "all right".

Ling He: ...hehe.

[Ling He didn't cover the eyes of the two concubines, he leaned forward generously in front of the camera and kissed the knife]

【Master Xiong: Wang~ This obsessed blind man! 】

[San Niang: Wang~ That's how the faint king who never came to court came here! 】

42. If the other party makes a mistake, will you punish him?

Yan Xiaodao/Ling He (in unison): No.

Yan Xiaodao: Reluctant, why punish the other party?

Ling He: I have the urge to punish and wreak havoc in my heart, but in terms of actions, I usually vent my anger on the bed.

Yan Xiaodao: I don’t need to describe the latter part in detail, let’s move on to the next question.

[Sanniang: Our couple is the old driver Wang, don't worry about the excrement picker, we have a lot of blood, you two just let it go! 】

Ling He: Once when I was riding a horse at the racecourse, Mr. Yan fell in love with a horsewhip and thought it was fun and could be used as a prop.I packed a whip and bought a whip, and then I got out of bed one night, and it came out unexpectedly... He also had a good time that night, and there was a lot of noise, not to mention that my mother who lived next door heard it. Hiroko Minemine heard it all.So later he found a western-style building of a similar type in a nearby community, and asked his younger brothers to move there collectively, not living in the same building.

Yan Xiaodao (shaking Erlang's legs): OK, you can describe it, I'm not afraid.Old man, old man, why haven't you been here?

Ling He (laughs): If Xiaodao made a mistake, I would punish him like this, and then I found that President Yan made all kinds of small mistakes from time to time and let me know on purpose, but it became more frequent.Since he often makes small mistakes, I often punish him...Xiaodao is a very strong man, with strong muscles on his buttocks, trembling slightly after being whipped by the horsewhip, and quickly hardened.Push him harder and he can always get harder, I know he likes that...

[Master Xiong: Damn, the old driver is almost unable to hold on anymore, and his nosebleeds are coming down... Do the two masters need props such as dog chains and ropes?No need to buy this one, we have ready-made ones in our nest! 】

43. Have you ever quarreled or had violent conflicts?

Yan Xiaodao: It's all in the past. At that time, he hadn't avenged his revenge, and he was struggling all day about how to take out his enemies and beat them up for revenge. There would be some conflicts.

Ling He: Isn't it for Lord Qi?I'm not happy that he is on good terms with his godfather but neglects me.

Yan Xiaodao: I didn't neglect you either.The feelings for godfather and the feelings for you are two completely different moods.

Ling He: The most profound conflict was at Pier 5. I didn't wait for Qi Baoshan, but I waited for a knife. I stabbed his ankle in a rage.

Yan Xiaodao: I was injured the most. It hurt and bled a lot.

Ling He: Does it hurt more than Chu Ye, Xiaodao?

Yan Xiaodao: The first night was also very painful. Your foreplay skills were too poor at that time-could your foreplay be considered as foreplay? !

Ling He: You didn't teach me how to lubricate.

Yan Xiaodao: Before I had time to teach you, and before I was ready for the bridal chamber, I was poured a bowl of ecstasy soup, and I fell on the bed.

Ling He: Are you especially grateful for that quarrel, the bowl of porridge mixed with anesthesia, which opened the door to a new world for you?And make you love me more and can't leave me?

Yan Xiaodao (Dadu): Well, I forgive you.

Ling He (laughs): If it wasn’t for that time, you wouldn’t even know where your G-spot is.

[Master Xiong: I'm so curious, where is my G-spot? Bark bark? 】

44. Evaluate the other party's parents?

Yan Xiaodao: Parents...

Ling He: Our mother is a kind, generous, compassionate and tolerant mother who treats me very well. She never knocks on the door or the heating pipe when we are noisy at night. She often makes soup for us to drink because she is afraid that we will be too tired.

Yan Xiaodao: You just miss our mother's good soup!

Ling He (laughs): The velvet antler soup made by my mother is strong enough. Every time I drink it, I feel hot all over.If I don't vent fire on Mr. Yan at night, I will be so hot that my seven orifices bleed. Do you think my mother loves me very much?

Yan Xiaodao: Speaking of Xiaohe's parents, I don't know what to say.I am so lucky to have Xiaohe, a wonderful person, and I am grateful to them all my life for creating such a perfect person for me. I will take good care of Xiaohe for the rest of my life, so they can feel at ease.

Yan Xiaodao: Adoptive father Ling Huang?I am also grateful to him for raising Xiao He, even though he was raised abnormally and almost got crooked!I know that he once peeped at my Xiaohe, but fortunately he didn't put this empathy into action at that time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to bear it, and I would definitely tear him apart.

Ling He: You don't miss sending flowers to Mr. Ling Huang now!None of them were sent to me.

Yan Xiaodao: Cough, no one is here anymore... I am afraid that old Mr. Ling Huang will be too lonely to be buried alone, so he will come out to hang out, and then go to your parents.

Ling He: I also feel that he is lonely by himself, why don't you bury a tomb for your adoptive father, Qi Baoshan, next to Ling Huang, and let the two of them continue to pinch each other?Then neither of them will be lonely!

Yan Xiaodao: ...

[San Niang: My God, I seem to have licked an unusual aura that hides CP!I didn't notice it when I read the article! 】

45. What do you think of the group of underlings under the other party?Is it annoying?

Ling He: Isn't it an eyesore and annoying, so Mr. Yan has already found another western-style building in the community, and kicked his brothers out to live in it!

Yan Xiaodao: No... I don't think they are an eyesore.

Ling He (laughs): Xiao Dao is shy. After all, he and I have officially married and we want to live together. Some things need to be kept private.For example, the time he wakes up every morning, and the few used condoms and lube tubes that appear in the trash can early in the morning... These are all private to the two of us.

[Grandpa Xiong/Sanniang: From now on, we will be responsible for spying on privacy. Every morning, remember to count how many condoms they have used last night. 】

Yan Xiaodao: You ask the group of people under Ling He?All the characters he raises are top-quality and unique. A Miss Mao is enough for me, and I beat the side drum every day and said... forget it, I won’t say it.

Ling He: Zhixiu said, tell Mr. Yan to give me a child as soon as possible, inherit our excellent genes, and must give birth to a green-eyed child.

Yan Xiaodao: If you want to give birth to green eyes, you must give birth yourself, Xiaohe?

Ling He: But Xiaodao, your body is tough and strong, and the children you give birth to will grow better. You are also more resistant to exercise and pain tolerance, or are you born?I hope my child will have the same little black mole on the tip of his nose.

Yan Xiaodao: Alright, this kind of nonsense sleepwalking topic, hurry up!

[San Niang: My God, this concubine really wants to give birth to a dog for them, woof woof~~]

46. ​​Have you ever cried for this person?

Yan Xiaodao: ... Yes.

Ling He: Xiaodao never sheds tears, don't listen to him.

Yan Xiaodao: Yes, I cried once.Gu Yaoting was brought to justice, I knew a lot about the past, when I saw Xiaohe again, I felt very sad and wept.

Yan Xiaodao: Then?Then she vowed to treat Xiaohe better and take care of him for the rest of her life.

Ling He: Then I kissed all the tears on his face.

Yan Xiaodao: Heh, you won't let go of any juice.

Ling He: Of course, I will not spare a single drop of the juice that comes out of your body, I will eat it all.

[Master Xiong: Damn, this topic was quite sad, but I was almost moved to tears! ! 】

47. How do you express your love?

Yan Xiaodao: If you love him, let him know, say it, kiss him, fuck him, I will definitely let him know.

Ling He: I don't like to talk about it, I just go to him directly.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): If the other party doesn't like you, you don't ask, you just go straight to it?

Ling He: No need to ask, the breath from every pore in your body tells me that you like me.

Yan Xiaodao: I mean if it were another person.

Ling He: There is no "what if", and there can be no "other person". I only like you, Xiaodao.If it's someone else, let them go.

[San Niang's girl had a heart attack, her eyes were full of pink bubbles, she clutched her chest and fainted in her man's arms.Her man is carrying a bag of dog food, eating happily...]

48. Do you think you may cheat one day?

Yan Xiaodao: No, it is impossible.

Ling He: No.Not all knives go away.

Yan Xiaodao: I am not young, and I have experienced many things. I know what kind of life I want and what kind of partner I want to find. I am very satisfied with my current living conditions. My daughter-in-law is perfect.

Ling He: He said that sentence for me just now, my wife is perfect.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Heh, my so-called "casual derailment" is to turn over from the supine position on the bed to make decisions, press the kid down firmly, and fuck him, so that the eloquent little snake can't scream make a sound...

Ling He: Hmph, the little snake has burrowed into the place where you are warm, and it burrowed very deep. Are you comfortable, Mr. Yan?

Yan Xiaodao: ...

[San Niang: Wait, the concubine doesn't seem to understand Wang Wang, please explain how to drill? 】

[Grandpa Xiong: Don't ask, daughter-in-law, you really can't get into the bark, my husband will show you, hey, hey, hey...]

[Video viewer: Damn, I was caught off guard, and the CP is driving again!What are those two Alaskan dogs doing in the live broadcast room? ? ! ! 】

49. How much do you really love each other?

Yan Xiaodao (affectionate): I love him to death.

Ling He (infatuated): No matter what, as long as it is a knife...

[All the melon-eating crowd clutched their chests and fainted, and pink bubbles were flying all over the live broadcast room...]

50. When was the first time you had the indescribable desire of a man for the other party?

Yan Xiaodao: Well...it was the time when Xiaohe lived in my house, we got along day and night, we ate together, played cards, went to see his mother, and took care of him to take a bath at night... As you can imagine, seeing his body, it is true ... wanting him uncontrollably.

Ling He: So you broke into my room and forced yourself?

Yan Xiaodao: I didn't want to force it at first, but I endured it at first and solved it quietly by myself.

Ling He: Solve it yourself?When, you never told me.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Can I tell you this kind of thing?The first time Xiaohe had that kind of desire for me...was it the first time he helped me take off my clothes and take a bath, right?Or the time when I hid in the bathroom and ate the buffet?

Ling He: No, earlier.

Yan Xiaodao: ... When?You didn't tell me? !

Ling He: It was also during the time when he lived in Xiaodao’s house. At that time, he insisted on exercising early every morning. He was shirtless and wore a pair of loose exercise pants. Sometimes he was barefoot, and he carried a washbasin in the yard. Wandering around, splashing half a basin of water with this brother, laughing at that brother, the back is very handsome.

Yan Xiaodao: Are you peeking at me?

Ling He: I just sat on the stairs, staring at your back for a long time, tracing the muscles on your back.Your trousers are thin and wet, you can almost see through the flesh, you can see the lines of the buttocks and thighs... then I want you.