Against the current Hengdao

There is a need for a marriage proposal.

Yan Xiaodao: I bought the ring first. We both exchanged the invoice for buying the ring. I bought it first. I have already decided in my heart that I want to marry you!

Ling He: But I did ask for it first.Xiaodao was in a bad mood for a while, I just wanted to make him happy, and let him know that I will always be by his side, never let go, never part.So I carried the ring in my pocket when I went out that day, thinking about how to propose to Xiaodao all the way.I'm still not used to sweet talk when things come to an end, and I don't need to say it. I think the knife can understand, so I just... put the ring on the drinking straw.

[The eyes of the four fat and stupid light bulbs were blocked again, but it already understood what happened and angrily broke free and dropped the cashew nut... It was still half a second late, and only saw Mr. Yan's eyelids were slightly red, and Mr. Ling's lips were moist Beautiful, clearly stained with lover's tooth marks and saliva. 】

Yan Xiaodao: Later, on the first anniversary of our acquaintance, I begged again. You know about Si Fatty. Otherwise, would you tell me what happened that night? !

[Four fat: Damn, there are too many slots, I want to change the question! ! ! 】

12. What kind of character do you think he is?

Ling He: Xiaodao is the person with the most perfect personality I have ever seen. I never thought that I would meet such a person in my life. I am willing to change many of my previous thoughts and attitudes for him.He is kind, forthright, magnanimous, tolerant, loyal, filial, benevolent, and righteous. He is especially sincere and upright, which makes people awe-inspiring and cannot bear any blasphemy or infringement on a person like him.He has a powerful charm that stabilizes people's hearts, and sometimes makes me look up and worship him.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Absurd praise, dare not take it.

Ling He: Don't be narcissistic, I also sincerely praise you.

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe is a type that ordinary people find difficult to get close to. He is rather stubborn. He doesn’t like to say coaxing and sweet words. He never admits his mistakes or bows his head. Always concerned.His good points are all hidden in the outer skin, and if he doesn't show it easily, he will be easily misunderstood and criticized by others.In fact, he is very nice, smart, capable and considerate. He understands and expresses each other with his eyes and movements, and he is very comfortable to get along with.Xiaohe is also very good in front of me in private, occasionally revealing his childish temper, very cute, especially obedient and filial in front of his mother-in-law, who already treats him more than me!

Ling He: Mother-in-law.

Yan Xiaodao: Oh, whatever you want.

Ling He: No matter how stubborn Mr. Yan is, I'll tell my mother...

Yan Xiaodao (smiling): Yes, mother-in-law.

[Four Fatty: My God, what good news do you want to tell the Queen Mother?Say it, say it~~]

Ling He: Tell mom about the attractive sleeping position of Mr. Yan last night when he passed out from exhaustion.

[Yan Xiaodao covered Linghe's mouth and Sipang's ears...the lights in the live broadcast room were turned off for 20 seconds...]

13. What do you like to hear the other person say to you most?

Yan Xiaodao: As long as he can say something nice and doesn't spray venom, I love to listen to whatever he says.

Ling He: Did I spray you?

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): It’s been a year since I spat on me, and I’m quite content.

Ling He: Does Mr. Yan want to recall the scene of the first meeting and bring back the past?

Yan Xiaodao: No need.

[Four Fatty: Answer the question, two feeding officers. 】

Ling He: Calling me "Baby" and "Xiao He", saying "I love you" and "Will you marry me" is very annoying, I have never admitted that I love hearing these things.

Yan Xiaodao: He said, "It's Xiaodao."

Ling He: ...

Ling He (ears are red): I never said that.

Yan Xiaodao: Do ​​I have to wait until you say it before I know?I understand.

Ling He: ...

Yan Xiaodao: In our bridal chamber, when you were pressed down by me to do that thing, you once said, "Xiaodao, I know it's you", I understand.

[Si Pang's heartbeat stopped suddenly and he fell on his back on the table. The fat and round older single squirrel had been blinded by the love in front of him. 】

14. What do you enjoy most about your partner doing to you?

Yan Xiaodao: Too many!He can stand in the kitchen for one or two hours at a time, cooking me a five-course Western meal. I am very touched that a person like Xiaohe is willing to spend a lot of time on me—of course he will not spend so much time for me now. I'm cooking!

Ling He: I'm spending time on you to do other things now, Mr. Yan.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Don't mention anything else.

Ling He: Let me mention it. Xiaodao is too embarrassed to say it. He enjoys me taking care of him, satisfying him, and pressing him on the bed the most. He can't do without me in that respect.

Yan Xiaodao: Is there such a thing?

Ling He (smiling with honey): I can take care of you, satisfy you, and feed you no matter on or off the bed, isn't that the case?Which meal did you not eat, whether it was on the table or on the bed, were you not full last night?shall we come again?

Yan Xiaodao: I'm full.

[Four fat: The people who eat melons are not full yet, come again!Please ask the staff to carry the double bed into the live broadcast room, and invite Mr. Ling to come back, Encore, Encore, Encore~~~]

15. What are the characteristics of the other person that you can't stand the most?

Yan Xiaodao: Sometimes I am too persistent and serious.Occasionally extreme in doing things, obsessed with obsession.I'm actually not afraid of him hurting me, I'm willing to bear any amount of pressure and responsibility for him, but I'm always worried that he'll hurt me.

Ling He: What happened in the past is no longer the case now.

Yan Xiaodao: Not now?

Ling He: Do I have the heart to trouble you?

Yan Xiaodao: ...

Ling He: There's nothing I can't bear with Xiaodao. If I have to say one thing, he is very kind to everyone around him. He treats everyone with kindness and courtesy. .It's as if the group of younger brothers raised in your house, your godfather, and that young master Liang who is so unreasonable in flirting with cats and dogs are all your lovers, and their status is as important as mine.

Yan Xiaodao: Where is it?Impossible, you are the most important thing.

Ling He: Hehe.

Yan Xiaodao: I am really nice to everyone around me, and I don't make things difficult for anyone.They are all human beings, and you are a lover. The difference of one letter has a very different position in my heart.

【With a smile on his lips, Ling He stole a cashew nut from Si Pang's sphere of influence on the big table, and stuffed it directly into President Yan's mouth.Si Fatty waved his claws to express his protest: I don't eat dog food, I want to eat cashew nuts! ! ! ...]

16. During the ups and downs in the relationship, have you ever made up your mind to break up bye-bye?

Yan Xiaodao: I have never been cruel to this person. At that time, he chopped off my foot. I thought that the two of us might not be able to be together. I was very sad, but I didn't say it out. I didn't want to say "break up".

Ling He: Never, my heart for Xiaodao has been firm from beginning to end, and I will never separate, never let him go.Even if he doesn't like it, I'll tie him up, tie him up, imprison him, and even... take him by any means, he's mine.

Yan Xiaodao: Domineering?

Ling He: Did you know that I was domineering on the first day?

Yan Xiaodao: Tsk... Fortunately, I like you too.

[Four Fatty: If Master Yan was not happy, disliked, disobeyed and surrendered at the beginning, what would you do? 】

Ling He: Then I won't let it go, I'll always be with him, I'll treat him well, and one day I'll influence him... Besides, I'm pretty, so he can't resist turning a blind eye to me.

Yan Xiaodao: Hehe, that’s right.

[Four Fatty: Do the audience understand that good looks are justice, ugly ones are unloved!Damn, this single squirrel will lose weight first and then have plastic surgery when he returns home! 】

17. What would you most like to complain about that guy?

Yan Xiaodao: My treatment has dropped to the bottom recently, and the five dishes on the dinner table have become one dish? !

Ling He: I'm an old man, I'm so tired, do you still want the generous treatment when you're ambiguous and haven't confessed?

Yan Xiaodao: You see, right?In a few days, my dinner will become a plate of five, a total of 25 quick-frozen dumplings that Captain Xue once ate.

[Captain Xue hugged Young Master Liang at home, watching the live video, biting a cigarette and humming: Yes!Mr. Yan, you have today too. 】

Ling He (laughs): You must be treated better than Captain Xue. I will let you eat dumplings with different colors and fillings for each plate.

[Four fat: So what does Mr. Ling want to complain about our master Yan?Are you trying to say that this man is perfect and has no flaws? 】

Ling He: He also has his faults. For example, in the past few months, he may be old and middle-aged, and he lacks a sense of emotional security. The concubines are jealous, if I feed and sleep with my concubine a few more times, he will...

Yan Xiaodao: Am I middle-aged? I'm under 30, am I a young man?

Ling He: You are a young man, but I just "haven't yet taken the college entrance examination".

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Those concubines you sleep with don't sleep with me, is it because you are exhausted?Avoiding me on purpose?

Ling He (threat): I'm exhausted?I'm afraid your back is bad.Wait for me to let my mother cook velvet antler soup and yam pork kidney soup tonight, and serve Mr. Yan well.

[The camera turns, Yan’s mother in the kitchen of Yan’s mansion: I recently developed a new recipe, a variety of Cantonese-style soups, and take good care of my two good sons... Would you like to add a plate of scrambled eggs with leeks and a plate of oysters at night? ?Watching a football game while cooking soup, making a table of late-night snacks, waiting for the two good sons to come home~~~]

18. Which of the two of you is stronger in force?

Yan Xiaodao: Me.

Ling He: If you are asking about the mode of young and Dangerous boys carrying machetes and fighting in groups on the street, he is amazing.

Yan Xiaodao: I am good not only in group fights, but also in one-on-one fights, unless he prescribes drugs for fun.

Ling He: One on one, do you mean under the bed or on the bed?

Yan Xiaodao: I can't beat you?

Ling He (laughs): When Mr. Yan gets out of bed, he is the uncle who walks sideways, and when he gets on the bed, he is the uncle who lies down and "yells"... Which one of your indicators beats me?

Yan Xiaodao: ...Don't you like to hear it?Then I won't yell next time.

Ling He: I love to listen.

Yan Xiaodao: Hehe.

Ling He (mouthing silently): Size, hardness, durability, duration and frequency, who is better in one-on-one?If you don’t believe me, ask your mother, you just scream louder than me.

Yan Xiaodao (embraces her and rubs her hair to comfort her): Alright, let's make it a tie!

[Four Fatty: I have already forgotten what I was going to ask in this question...I was caught off guard and made me motion sick~~]

[Master Liang watched the live broadcast: What if it was a group fight on the bed?Must be my man the most awesome!It's tough in fights, and it's fierce in fucks, which makes people love it! 】

19. After talking about the value of force, what about IQ, who is better?

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe is smarter.I think no one can compare to him in calculating things with the brain.

Ling He: Xiaodao doesn't like to argue with me about certain things.When he went to bed, he would automatically lie down and become paralyzed, allowing me to do whatever I wanted; when he got out of bed, he would lose his mind when he saw me.

Yan Xiaodao: Hehe, there is only one moment when Xiaohe's IQ drops and his mind doesn't turn.

Ling He: When will I stop thinking about it?

Yan Xiaodao (affectionate reminiscence): On the bed, with one hand hooked around my neck and one leg on my shoulder, the whole body was almost hanging upside down on my body... The blood circulation was accelerated, but hanging upside down caused the brain to congest. Your face is flushed, and your eyes are out of focus. Whatever pose I ask you to take, you just follow my instructions... Tell yourself, can you still turn your head at that time?Do you still have IQ?

Ling He: ...

[Si Fatty: Wait, I'm still a virgin, I didn't understand this gesture, I beg the audience to popularize... what?This is the famous Italian chandelier style? ! ... I don't know when this happened! ...]

20. Show off your degree certificates and various certificates!

Yan Xiaodao: Can you pass the next question?No need to show off.

Yan Xiaodao: Can't let it go?Isn't this question Xiaohe's personal fancy show, we agreed to answer the question together!

Ling He (laughs): I didn't seal your mouth from answering the questions, Mr. Yan.

Yan Xiaodao (photographed Lanxiang's graduation certificate and special excavator driver's license): I just learned this craft.

Ling He: I don't think the certificate is so high-grade. Mr. Yan's excavator driver's license almost saved my life.

Ling He (takes out several thick stacks of hardcover documents): Cambridge Finance undergraduate, Wharton Business School master, and some odds and ends of technical certificates do not need to be carefully read, such as accountant certificate, Michelin chef certificate and truck A driver's license, those are trivial tricks.

Yan Xiaodao: Cough, not to mention that he passed the exams, let me read all his certificates in these paper pockets first, and I have to understand them all, which is quite strenuous.

Ling He: Shouldn't Mr. Yan feel that his merits and virtues are complete?

Yan Xiaodao: How do you say it?

Ling He: I am so smart and capable, so capable, with such a pile of certificates, Yu Gong, I am your subordinate employee, you are the boss, Yu private, I am your lover, everything I have is yours, do it I will eat the food for you, spend the money I earn, and only show you my beauty... Mr. Yan doesn't feel particularly fulfilled and satisfied?

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): A small river is enough for life, what else can I be dissatisfied with?Ha ha……

21. Who cooks and does housework when two people work together?

Yan Xiaodao: The cooking must be done by Xiaohe. His cooking is so delicious that he turns all those fake Internet celebrity restaurants on the Internet into scum in seconds.

Ling He: Mr. Yan doesn't know how to cook, he only knows how to chop vegetables.He is good at knives and can show off his special skills, cutting squirrel mandarin fish, coir raincoat cucumber and other shaped dishes.

Yan Xiaodao: Housework?What kind of chores?I have no problem with manual work, mowing the lawn, doing carpentry, repairing the house, carrying rice...

Ling He: How often do these tasks need to be done?The annoying odd jobs of washing clothes and tidying up the house were all taken over by his mother. Mr. Yan didn't even sew the buttons on his own clothes, but asked his mother to sew them for him.He basically doesn't do housework at home, so he can be regarded as a typical northern man.

Yan Xiaodao: ...Xiaohe, why do my clothes always drop buttons?What other clothes do I have buttons that haven't been sewn on or ripped off?

Ling He: How would I know.

Yan Xiaodao (patting thigh): In the future, you should also find the right owner for sewing buttons. How did you tear them apart for me, and then sew them back as they were?

[Four fat: Say something for the people who eat melons, this statement is justified! 】

Ling He: ...

Ling He: Do you have any other topics today?There is no problem to do, I went to sew buttons.

Yan Xiaodao (press and hold Ling He and pinch the man's mouth into a goldfish mouth): Darling, don't go...

22. Has there ever been a love rival or a third party between you?

Ling He: No.Xiaodao is my first love, the only one in this life, I don't like anyone else.

Yan Xiaodao: There is absolutely no such thing. Both Xiaohe and I are emotionally firm people. We can have disputes and conflicts with each other, but we will not involve a third party.

Ling He (laughs): Is Mr. Yan not there?Are the two place names Splendid Imperial Court and Yurun Paradise familiar to you?

Yan Xiaodao: ...This kind of thing can't be counted, can it?You are so powerful, who dares to be your rival in love?

Ling He: Whoever dares to touch my person, I will bite him to death.

Yan Xiaodao: Did you hear that?Hehe... When I didn't know Xiaohe, I also liked to see those lively and exaggerated scenes, all kinds of flowers and plants, warblers and swallows, enjoying life unrestrained and carefree.After getting to know him, he was the only one I cared about the most in my heart, and I felt relieved. The so-called enjoying life is to sit on the pier with him and watch the tide rise and fall, savoring the warmth and warmth of the world. This is the most turbulent scene in my heart...

Ling He: I'm tired of eating delicacies from mountains and seas at the Manchu and Han feasts, so stop meat and meat and eat porridge and side dishes instead.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Heh, those flowers and plants have already been chased away by him, and anyone who escapes slowly will be torn up by his hands!The whole banquet of Man Han has to be served by him at the same table!

[Four Fatty: It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement, Master Ling, tell everyone your real mental activities now! 】

Ling He: When I go home tonight, I tore off Mr. Yan's shirt, outer pants and underwear, let him enjoy the taste, and listen to him calling the bed.

23. What do you think of the other party's ex?

Ling He: I don't have an ex, and Mr. Yan can't answer this question.

Yan Xiaodao: This kind of question can only be answered by one person, just skip it!

Ling He: I can answer.I used to know that he went to see his confidante Miss Su behind my back, I was not happy, jealous and sad, and Miss Su even held his hand, kissed his nose, Lihua reluctantly said goodbye to him with rainy eyes... He actually allowed the other party to kiss, touch and pinch.

Yan Xiaodao: I have a sense of propriety, so nothing will happen.

Ling He: If it weren't for the fact that he had a high fever of over 39 degrees that day, I would have thought about it before I broke in and caught him. I would strip him naked, tie him up with a belt, rape him, suck him up, and let him drink a drop of water. I can't squeeze out, and I dare to hang out with any confidante in the future.

[The older virgin Si Pang covers his eyes shyly. 】

Yan Xiaodao (helplessly): Xiaohe...

Ling He: Seeing him burned like that later, I felt distressed too, so I didn't explode his chrysanthemum.

Yan Xiaodao: Thank you for your mercy.

Ling He: Heh, you didn't have a fever today, you'll make up for it tonight.

24. Are you willing to accept the other party's previous sexual experience?

Yan Xiaodao: I never mind this kind of thing. I used to think that he...had suffered a lot...I never cared. If I love him, I accept everything about him and love him sincerely.

Ling He: You really don't have to mind, because I don't have one.

Yan Xiaodao: I didn't mind at first, I don't have a virgin plot, do you have one, Mr. Ling?

Ling He: Is there any? Can it change the facts?I want to know you 20 years earlier, and you will be completely mine.

Yan Xiaodao: I also belong to you now, and it’s all yours.

Ling He: I have never had sexual experience, and I used to hate those scenes where people are in heat like animals... I released it quietly for myself once in the bathroom, and it was taught to me by Mr. Yan.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I am happy to teach you anything else you want to learn.

Ling He (laughs): I have learned it all. I have passed the [-]th-level Duan certificate, and my skills are perfect. From now on, Mr. Yan can lie down with peace of mind and enjoy all-round care on the bed.

[Si Fatty (crying): As an older dick with no sexual experience and no one to teach, the host can't get in his mouth... I've been dug out, I don't play anymore, it's not fun at all! ! 】

25. Do you like to be jealous?

Yan Xiaodao: This question can be merged with the previous question. After passing it, the next question will be the next one!

Ling He: Yan always implies that he is not jealous, I have a firm heart and a soft spot for him.

Yan Xiaodao: Cough...Xiao He really likes to be jealous, and throws a little temper at me from time to time, what happened to my godfather and me, Liang Youhui came to me again, what happened to Miss Su and Miss Yin before... I really don't have those things!

Ling He: Has Master Qi ever kissed your face?Do you like to eat his hand-rolled noodles?

Yan Xiaodao: ...No one else is around, there is only one memorial tablet and three sticks of incense every day, and you still fight with him?

Ling He: Isn't Ms. Su beautiful, generous, beautiful and heavenly, and she treats you as gentle as water?

Yan Xiaodao: ...Look, you're picking on me again, our room is full of vinegar.

Ling He: Is it Young Master Liang who came to look for you again?The two of them dated privately without telling me if they had nothing to do, and went shopping together hand in hand...

Yan Xiaodao: No hand in hand!I want to go shopping with you, but you won't come with me!When I go to the mall, I spend money to buy things for you, but I don't buy things for Liang Youhui.

Ling He: He also privately exchanged the secrets of the house, various postures, various foreign brands of lubricating oil, and all kinds of sex toys.Mr. Yan, please tell me the truth. You have just recognized all 26 English letters. Where did you learn those imported brands from Europe and Australia?You didn't teach yourself, did you?

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): ...what I learned, don't you use it in the end?I have never shared my experience with others!Summer's new ice film lubricant, do you like it or not?

Ling He (the corners of the eyes are slightly red): Next time, you can find Liang Shao to buy together, and you can buy three boxes directly, and you can buy a box cheaply.Anyway, the two of us used it quickly, and used up one tube in one night.

[Four Fatty: My God, I don’t understand, what kind of high-end stuff is this, one tube for one night, one box for half a month... My God, the fighting power of these two...]

26. The sleeping position of two people sharing the same bed?

Yan Xiaodao: I like physical contact, so I must sleep next to each other or with my arms around me.

Ling He: Touching his chest, rubbing his legs, sleeping with him wrapped around him, the muscles on his body feel very good and comfortable to the touch.

Yan Xiaodao: Sometimes I can't bear to be touched. When I fell asleep in the middle of the night, I could be touched and woke up. A long leg came across, always rubbing against me, and then... digressed, let's not talk about it.

Ling He: You continue to talk, and then what?

Yan Xiaodao: Then take advantage of me.

Ling He: Then there is the routine body exchange in the middle of the night.As soon as I touched a sensitive zone, Xiaodao became too hard by himself, and the begging eyes were flung out from the bed, can I not feed him.

Yan Xiaodao: ... Do I have it?

Ling He (laughs): Have you ever begged me to fuck you in bed in the middle of the night?The tough and domineering man in front of outsiders acted like a baby with me in private, rubbing his hair against me, hooking his toes around me... Sorry, Mr. Yan, I have poor self-control, I really can't help it.

[Four fat: I will drink a bottle of functional drink to replenish my body first, and then continue the live broadcast...]

27. What is your daily basic work and rest time?

Yan Xiaodao: I used to get up at 05:30 every morning, meditate, take a cold shower, and practice swords.

Ling He: Can you wake up now?

Yan Xiaodao: Now?Cough, after sleeping with the slob, I also become lazy. Xiaohe sleeps like a pig every morning, so I sleep in with him.

Ling He: Don't pretend, it's obvious that I can't get out of bed because of six ins and six outs.

Yan Xiaodao: I was the one who got up first when I entered six times and exited six times. You were the one who passed out, little pig?

Ling He: ...It's very tiring to do the attack. During the process of doing it, I spent half the night working hard to generate electricity, and you lie like a pig!You lie down and enjoy how moist you are!

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Then next time I will use six-in-six-out force to generate electricity, and you lie flat?

Ling He: I don't, my waist is tired but my heart is nourished.

Yan Xiaodao: ...

[The people who eat melons collectively hahaha! 】

28. What are your usual hobbies?

Yan Xiaodao: I have a wide range of hobbies. I invite friends to eat and talk nonsense, drink a few cups of wine, play cards and mahjong, and ride horses... I just like the excitement of people!

Ling He: I don't have any special hobbies.Cook?I'm good at cooking, but it's not a hobby. I only cook for the people I like, and I also cook for my mother. I don't bother to greet others.I prefer to be quiet. When I have nothing to do, I stay at home and watch football games and Korean dramas with my mother. I don’t go out for sex.

Yan Xiaodao: ...as if I like going out and wandering?

Ling He: Are you not rambunctious enough?

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I like to take Xiaohe out for surfing, take him out to eat and meet friends, play sports, go sightseeing, teach him to do things he has never done before, and we can do anything together.

Ling He: Being with Xiao Dao is my "hobby" in life.

29. What kind of clothes do you like to wear?

Yan Xiaodao: I usually go to work every day, and I am used to suits and leather shoes, at least shirts and trousers.Moreover, the suit has interlayers, which feel thick and convenient for hiding knives under the armpits and behind the back.

Ling He: I don’t wear a suit to work. I usually wear loose long-sleeved shirts, henley shirts, and casual trousers.When buying clothes, buy the same style and color, and buy one or two dozen at a time.Wear another down jacket in winter, but the inside is still the same.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Xiao He dresses very low-key and casually, and he only wears this set of clothes all year round.Maybe he is a good-looking person, but other people's attention is on his face, and no one will pay attention to what clothes he is wearing.

Ling He: I don't spend time and energy picking out clothes every morning.

Yan Xiaodao: From now on, I will pick clothes for you every morning, and you can wear whatever I bring!The only thing I want to complain about is that the fabric of some pure cotton henley shirts is getting thinner and thinner, and they are always convex when viewed from a close distance. He also likes light colors, and the chest outline is particularly clear.

Ling He: Do I usually have bumps for no reason?Didn't you touch me hard?Every time you go to Mr. Yan’s office to submit documents and ask for a signature, you make me pay, lock the door and pull down the blinds, kiss me in the office, and slobber on my clothes on my chest... Otherwise, I will bulge?

Yan Xiaodao: Sorry, I can't help it either.

Ling He: How does Mr. Yan evaluate this kind of unspoken behavior of the boss towards his subordinates?

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Ever since you entered the gate of my company, I have wanted to sneak into you. I have no unspoken interest in others!

[Four fat: Report to the boss, there are a lot of men and girls who are frantically swiping the screen at the moment, there are a lot of people raising their hands begging to be submerged, do you want to satisfy them! ! 】

30. What kind of clothes do you like to see each other wear?

Yan Xiaodao: In fact, he looks good in anything. Of course, I hope that he wears more styles and gives him a sense of visual freshness from time to time.

Ling He: President Yan looks best without clothes on, every muscle on his body is beautiful and well-proportioned, and his figure is perfect.

Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, so straightforward? ...Then I like to see you wearing black lace panties and black stockings, will you show me them?

Ling He: You bought it, and you put it on yourself.

Yan Xiaodao (whispering affectionately): Xiaohe, you took off your clothes and only wore a pair of black stockings. Put your legs in my arms and wrap them around my waist. I like it the most.

Ling He: ... President Yan is having a dream, ignore him and move on to the next question!

[Four Fatty: My God, I didn't hear what they were discussing in whispers just now!So is that whisper in the past tense or the future tense!Has it already happened! ! 】

31. Do you have any bad habits in your life?

Ling He: Does smoking count?

Yan Xiaodao: Oh, this one really should be reviewed by me. I am a big smoker and have tried to quit several times. I have tried all kinds of martial law sugar, martial law, aromatherapy and martial law drinks, and that mysterious martial law book?It's all so nonsense, it's useless!

Ling He: If your will is not firm, you just can't help it.

Yan Xiaodao: Sorry, I know you don't like the smell of cigarettes on me.

Ling He: I'm used to it, if one day someone comes back from outside the door without the smell of cigarettes on the collar of his suit shirt, he must be a fake Mr. Yan.

Yan Xiaodao: I'm finally about to quit. At a dinner table, everyone else smoked, and I couldn't hold back the hook in the end!I apologize, and I will definitely succeed in quitting next time.

Ling He (laughs): You don't have to become out of gregarious because of me.

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe doesn't smoke, and he can't drink too much. If he drinks too much, he may vomit on the bed... He doesn't have any bad habits.

Ling He: ...Xiaodao, if you calculate it this way, your bad habits are quite considerable, and your life experience is rich and colorful.

Yan Xiaodao: Besides smoking two packs of cigarettes, what else do I do?

Ling He (breaking fingers): Eat, drink, whoring, gambling, smoking, Mr. Yan, you have it all.

Yan Xiaodao: ...! #￥%&*!

Ling He (laughs): No?

Yan Xiaodao: This can’t be counted, can it? ...When I was young, I indulged occasionally, but I have long since stopped messing around like that... Is it a bet? !

Ling He (laughs): No?How did you win me off the table?I am grateful to Mr. Yan, the God of Gamblers, for his calmness in times of crisis, and his superb poker skills, otherwise nothing would happen to us later.

[Four Fatty: Report to the two masters!Already, some fans of snake spirit disease have begun to swipe their screens to make up for the official fanfic!The title is "If Mr. You had won the bet and brought Mei Ling'er home"... Oh my god, this CP configuration is so scary! ...]

Ling He: Hmph, no matter who wins that game, I can make it this round.If Young Master You wins my bet, the plot you read is nothing more than Young Master You is obsessed with love, turned against his father for me, hacked his scumbag to death to avenge me, and then obediently worshiped him under my pants.

Yan Xiaodao: ...I object to this plot configuration. The author has already said that I am the number one male lead, and no one can dump me!

32. What is the sexiest moment of the other party?

Yan Xiaodao: When you said "yes" to me.In fact, Xiao He didn't say it himself, but when he really "willed", I picked him up that night in the wooden house under the Rocky Mountain. He had no clothes on, and his whole body was glowing under the lamp.He hooked my waist, I put him on the bed, his eyes were pure and sexy, he opened his legs willingly for me, his body was beautiful everywhere...

Ling He: The knife is the sexiest when I hold it under my body.The sound I made is so nice, with the sound effect of bass.

Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe was also sexy when I was there.When he feels good, he raises his head, his hair is all wet, his eyes are intoxicated, he gnaws me, bites me...

Ling He: I forgot to say, the knife is the sexiest when it is tied up by me... The belt or the suspenders strangled him to the tip of his nipples, he rubbed himself hard, and hummed a subwoofer , begging me to "feed" him hard... Have you ever seen a sexier man than this?

[Si Fatty was killed on the spot by spurting blood from his mouth and nose, and is receiving first aid from blood donations from the people who eat melons at the scene...]

33. Do you two have an anniversary?How do you spend your anniversary?

Yan Xiaodao: Yes, the day of acquaintance, the day of the first intimate relationship, and the day of the proposal.

Ling He: That's about it.

Ling He: How do you usually live?Revisit the old place and let the old scene reappear.Remembrance Day is to repeat what you did in the past.

Yan Xiaodao: How to repeat the first encounter?Hehe, of course I don’t want Xiaohe to hang the seawater cage again, but every year on that anniversary, we take a cruise to go out to sea, usually on the route of Puerto Rico, Panama, Mexico in Central America, and one year on the Alaska route, and we will prepare for the next time Take the routes of Italy and Greece along the Mediterranean coast.

Ling He: Every year on the anniversary of the bridal chamber, I will give Mr. Yan another bowl of medicine.Of course it was a light dose, it wouldn't be too uncomfortable, and it wouldn't hurt the body, but it was enough to make him lie limp on the bed, without any ability to resist, and the place was soft.He just had to catch his breath, and he couldn't use any moves under my pressure...

Yan Xiaodao (slightly flushed): Why don't you mention the anniversary of the second bridal chamber every year, what do we both do?

Ling He: I don't remember.

Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Xiaohe doesn’t remember, so let me tell you.

Yan Xiaodao (kissing the earlobe and whispering): It is to repeat the postures used in the second bridal chamber.I lifted your legs up and pressed them against the wall, and you leaned back, unable to resist at all, your legs were hit by me so that you couldn't stand... And in that position, your upper body was thrown on the bed, His legs were hanging on my body, in a half-hanging posture, and he was biting the mahjong tile in his mouth.We still keep the mahjong tiles all the time, let you hold them in your mouth every year, and let me play them again.

Ling He: ...the rogue boss.

[Video viewers still don’t know what happened in the bridal night, because they haven’t got the personal diary describing the details of the bridal night.Si Pang, who eavesdropped on the couple's private conversation, had already fainted and lost his mind due to excessive blood loss, and was hastily carried off by the crowd. He was replaced by experienced old drivers Xiong Ye and San Niang to continue hosting! 】

34. How do you usually spend birthdays, Christmas, Chinese New Year and other festivals every year?

Yan Xiaodao: In fact, as long as you are with the person you like, every day is a festival.Xiaohe is a great lover and makes every day a joy.

Ling He: Xiaodao is very romantic. He will buy me gifts unexpectedly, or book a trip that hastily packed and left on the same day.

Yan Xiaodao: Chinese New Year must be with family, eating, playing mahjong, or watching the game with my mother.My mother likes to watch football now. Ever since the young handsome boy she wanted to see, Bei Jiahong, moved to the Spanish club, her old man started to watch the Spanish first division again, and there is still jet lag. Hey, I will stay up late with her to watch!

Ling He: For birthdays, you usually send yourself to the other person's bed.For his birthday, I gave it to him; for my birthday, he gave it to me.Satisfy each other's every request in bed, let the other party be satisfied on the night of their birthday, and give them whatever they want...

[San Niang: Wang, I will celebrate my birthday like this next time, my husband, take your own