Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

The greatest malice in the small world is to survive, so that the people of Elysium who never need to worry about survival survive.When Tao Yunchu looked at Guanghezi plucking the pig's hair with a look of lovelessness on his face, he remembered again the time when he led ten humans to survive fifty thousand years ago.

Fishing and hunting those surviving animals in the icy waters of the polar regions has become the only way for Arctic survivors to obtain food.Eat only protein and fat, no sugar at all.

But what is even more frightening is sexual desire. Sexual desire, like appetite, is one of human instincts. After the initial shock period, when food and accommodation are guaranteed, men will start to compete for women.And the 30-year-old fertile female became the target of fierce competition.

Because of Tao Yunchu's powerful force, she asked Tao Yunchu for help, and Tao Yunchu appointed her the only spouse.And warn other males not to interfere with "Adam" and "Eve".

The non-fertile female also found a mate.The remaining eight men were unable to resolve their sexual desires, and several even reversed their sexual orientation.

Although Tao Yunchu appeared in the human world with a female body, he was so powerful that he could break a man's neck with one hand, and no one dared to think of him.

As a fairy, Tao Yunchu has never had sexual desire for any human form, and when he was in the human world, he was only a mimic, he is not human.But if there is a female figure who wants to have intercourse with him, depending on the occasion, sometimes he will not refuse.

However, such occasions are pitifully rare, because he often uses a female body in the human world, and such things cannot be encountered.In the world of comprehension or immortality, he changed back to a male form, where most of the women have no desire to have sex.

He was amazed to observe the domination of sexual desire over human beings, and found that sometimes in men, this instinct can override survival.When the "Eve" asked him for help, he talked about "love". It seems that for some women, "desire" can be restrained, and it is not as important as "love".

He only accepted the Jurchen's sexual intercourse invitation twice in the cultivation world. After trying it, he felt neither good nor bad. He really didn't understand why he did such a thing.But this time, what he didn't understand even more was why Yan Wujiu, who is a fairy body, would often go to have so much fun with female mortals, and still leave that kind of legend in the human world?Even actively molesting people with female bodies?

Now Yan Wujiu is squatting beside him, looking at him happily turning the oak barbecue, Tao Yunchu wants to tease him again: "Wujiu, there is only one wild boar in this small world, what should I do?"

Tao Yunchu admired Yan Wujiu's instantly stiff face, and didn't understand why he was so happy.

"No." Yan Wugui said hesitantly: "The world created by the gods does not have a single living body, at least there is a female."

"This small world is illogical and obviously a game."

Yan Wujiu was shaken by Tao Yun's words, he repented for a while and suddenly his expression brightened, Tao Yun couldn't guess what he was thinking.

Yan Wujiu just suddenly thought that if there were no pigs, there would be no pigs. Anyway, he can eat a roast pig made by Tao Yun, and die without regret.Other people can't eat the best.

The more he thinks about it, the happier he is. Now he feels that it doesn't matter if he can't find the peppercorns and pigs. It's even better if they can't find them. What if Tao Yunchu says he's leaving when he finds something?

This thought made him a little panicked, he looked at Tao Yunchu, who caught his gaze and asked, "What's wrong?"

If Tao Yunchu was the emissary of the God-man, he must have something urgent to do.Yan Wujiu wanted to speak, but didn't know what to say.

Guanghezi plucked the pig hair for a long time, and saw that the three of them were surrounded by the fire, and they didn't look like they were waiting for him to pluck the hair, so he leaned over with the wild boar leg.

The aroma of roasted animal fat gradually permeated the air.It turns out that people feel that this aroma that should not arouse appetite actually makes saliva start to secrete, and the feeling of hunger is even heavier.

This is a different experience from Yan Wujiu and Xianhe's "wanting to eat delicious food" to satisfy their taste buds in the past, and now it is completely a kind of irrational instinct dominating them.When I was looking for something to eat before, it was not because I was hungry!It's not that if you don't eat a few meals, you will die!The gastrointestinal tract doesn't feel like it does now.

There are royal chefs in the fairy world, but there is no chef in the cultivation world.Guang Hezi watched Tao Yun roast wild boar in amazement, his skillful technique was astonishing.

Seeing this, Yan Wujiu asked, "Has Mr. Guanghe plucked his hair?"

Guanghezi lifted the wild boar leg, the skin was almost pulled out, and the hair was not clean.

"Mr. Guanghe is starving, right?" Yan Wujiu greeted gently, "Brother He, if you light another fire, I'll roast it too."

Xian He agreed at first, and when the fire was lit, Yan Wujiu brought the two real cranes to his own fire and started to be the chef, Xian He discovered that Yan Wujiu had ulterior motives.

Of course, Xianhe was too embarrassed to say that he wanted to eat Tao Yunchu's roast meat more, after all he and Tao Yunchu didn't know each other well at all, and if he wanted to eat good food in the future, he would point to Yan Wujiu.

Chef Yan said solemnly: "Yunchu is exhausted today, try my cooking too."

Yan Wujiu held the out-of-print meat of Tao Yunchu's grilled leg and refused to let go.Yan Wujiu grilled meat with one hand, and occupied out-of-print meat with the other hand.Tao Yun saw that it was funny, he tore off some pieces of meat and stuffed it into Yan Wujiu's mouth: "I'll feed you."

While swallowing, Erhe saw Mr. Tao took the pork leg and fed it to the chef.While swallowing his saliva, Mr. Xianhe felt more and more unbelievable, was Yan Wujiu tricked by Tao Yun?

Xianhe found that Yan Wujiu who was being fed was very happy, and Tao Yunchu who was being fed was also very happy.

After Yan Wujiu roasted the first piece of meat, he directly handed it to Tao Yunchu, and after Er He, who continued to swallow his saliva, waited with tears in his eyes, he started to roast the second piece.

After dinner, Yan Wujiu felt itchy all over his body, as if insects had crawled over.Immortals have the feeling of "itch", but never "uncomfortably itchy" or "uncomfortably itchy", it is a kind of just right itch, a pleasant itch.

Yan Wujiu is currently "itching to fidget", Tao Yunchu noticed his abnormality, and asked, "Is it itching all over?"

Yan Wugui nodded.

"You sweated a lot today, and it won't be too uncomfortable to stick to your body after it dries." Tao Yun smiled and said, "It's time to take a bath."

Immortals also like to take a bath, but it has nothing to do with removing sweat and dirt. First, immortals have a strong ability to regulate body temperature, so they basically don't sweat. Then, they can clean their bodies with a single spell.Immortals like to take a bath, mainly because they like to be in contact with water.It is very pleasant to be showered or soaked in water.The old man in the sky not only likes to eat, but also likes to soak in hot springs.Yan Wujiu was ignorant when he was just born, once he went to the sky and made trouble in the Heavenly Emperor's "Lan Tang", at that time, he was sued by the Heavenly Emperor to the Godman.Then, he was taken to Wuyouzhi by the God-man and sent to jail.

When Yan Wujiu was going to take a bath in the creek he saw, he recalled that there was a slightly deeper pool where he could take a dip.

But after Yan Wujiu left, Tao Yunchu said to Lord Xianhe: "Brother He, please look at the fire, I'll go and clean it too, the fire can't be extinguished, otherwise there will be wild beasts coming."

"Did you have beasts in the past?" Mr. Xianhe couldn't help worrying about the safety of the two chefs.They have three advantages and two disadvantages, and the two cranes should starve to death.

"I'm not afraid."

Tao Yunchu had already heard wolves howling.What he was worried about was Yan Wujiu. After becoming a mortal, Yan Wujiu didn't adapt well. He asked Xianhe and Guanghezi just now, when they became human, they didn't suffer from bleeding, breathing difficulties and fainting like Yan Wujiu , it just increases the sense of gravity.

Maybe it would be more difficult for the immortals in the Netherworld to adapt to human beings?

Tao Yun came out far behind Yan Wujiu, taking a bath was just like going out to Gong, it was a very personal matter.If it is not necessary, Tao Yunchu doesn't want Yan Wujiu to know that someone is following, at least he can relax and clean up.

There is actually a moon in the small world. Above the creek is a sky that is not covered by trees, and the full moon just shines on it, which is very bright.

Yan Wujiu took off his clothes by the stream, he was tall and fit, with well-proportioned muscles, smooth skin, firm buttocks, and slender and straight legs.Looking at his naked back, Tao Yunchu suddenly felt his throat dry.

Yan Wujiu let go of his hair, and the long and black hair spread out behind him, covering the parts above the waist.

The nighttime temperature in the small world is relatively low, Tao Yunchu began to worry whether Yan Wujiu would be cold.When Yan Wujiu was young, he was often so cold that he lost consciousness. If Tao Yun hadn't protected him with his soul, he probably wouldn't have a boundless lifespan like other immortals.The God-man captured Yan Wujiu and imprisoned him in the village of Wuheyou for 5 years, not because he caused trouble and imprisoned him. God-man is so boring.

Yan Wujiu is a defective product.If the blood relationship of the congenital immortals is too close, just like humans, there is a chance of giving birth to defective products.Yan Wujiu's parents are both of Yan Luodian bloodline, and Yan Da's bloodline they gave birth to is pure, with extremely strong primordial spirit and spirit, while Yan Er has two defective chromosomes combined together.

The reproduction of the fairy body also depends on meiosis, which is no different from that of the human body. The number of chromosomes is the same as that of the human body. The difference lies in the introns and exons, and the spliced ​​parts are different. Humans have some silent genes, which the fairy body can express .Moreover, the "telomere" of the fairy body will never decrease, and it will not be lost no matter how it is divided.

However, Yan Er is one of the indispensable cornerstones of this generation of Netherworld. Without Yan Er, the Netherworld will fluctuate, just like a battery with positive and negative poles. Yan Er is an indispensable negative pole.

The man of God threw Yan Er into the land of nothingness, and without saying anything, he said to Tao Yunchu: "You protect him and let him survive to adulthood."

The greatest threat to Yan Wugui's survival is the cold.This is also caused by his two defective chromosomes. He has the coldest physique, so he can easily freeze the entire cultivation world into ice, but the young immortal body cannot bear it.

Sure enough, there is something wrong with the setting of the small world. After the moon rises in the sky, the temperature drops obviously. Tao Yunchu watched Yan Wujiu enter the water, soaked in the water, and thought that something was wrong.

Speaking, it takes too much time to understand.

Tao Yunchu quickly walked to the stream, took off his clothes under Yan Wujiu's surprised eyes, and jumped into the stream.

Yan Wujiu watched Tao Yunchu swim over naked, his beating heart almost jumped out of his chest.He stared blankly at Tao Yunchu approaching, and then hugged him like that.

"Don't talk." Tao Yunchu said softly.The temperature dropped suddenly. It was more than 20 degrees Celsius just now, but now it has dropped to around zero. If he doesn't come down, Yan Wujiu may freeze to death.

But Yan Wujiu completely misunderstood.Where did he feel cold, he felt that his pores were about to boil.He stroked Tao Yunchu's waist with one hand, but stroked Tao Yunchu's face with the other.

You asked me to do this, then I'm welcome.

Yan Wujiu kisses Tao Yunchu.

Tao Yunchu was hugging Yan Wujiu, trying to take him out of the water while giving him some heat, the water was still cooling down at a noticeable speed, and it was about to freeze.

So when the kiss came down, Tao Yunchu had no idea what happened.

Yan Wujiu's mouth was warm, he pried open Tao Yunchu's lips with his tongue, and gently licked every part of his mouth.

Oops.All Tao Yunchu could think of were these two words.What he felt was that the water around him was freezing into ice.He quickly turned his head and carried Yan Wujiu on his shoulder, and when Yan Wujiu was completely confused about the situation, he quickly went ashore in the crushed ice.

Tao Yun put Yan Wujiu down on the shore, wrapped Yan Wujiu with his own dry clothes, dried him, and then let him put on clothes again.

While putting on his clothes, Yan Wujiu watched Tao Yunchu put on his wet clothes, wondering what happened?

Tao Yun pointed to the water surface for Yan Wujiu to look at.

It was a scene that Yan Wujiu was all too familiar with, like the spell he used when he was still in the body of the Nether Immortal, the whole stream froze.And not just the surface is frozen, it seems to be all frozen.

Yan Wujiu didn't feel the cold until this moment.He looked at Tao Yun's wet clothes and didn't know what to say.

He had felt a long time ago that Tao Yunchu was worried about "whether Yan Wujiu will be cold", even when he met him for the first time by the West Lake, Tao Yunchu said the same words: "Be careful of the cold."

In fact, only Yan Wujiu's parents and Yan Da knew that Yan Wujiu was afraid of the cold when he was young.

"Who are you?" Yan Wujiu finally asked.

"Huh?" Tao Yun, who was controlling the water from his hair, replied.

"You knew me before?"

That Tao Yun's indifferent kiss made Yan Wujiu's mood extremely depressed.

Tao Yun looked at Yan Wujiu with a smile on his face: "What do you think?"

"It's better not to." Yan Wujiu became even more depressed.

Tao Yun did not answer the call.The situation was urgent just now, but in retrospect, Yan Wujiu kissed him just now.

Kiss expresses love and affection in the human world.The same may be true of the world of self-cultivation.During the first two intercourse with the nun, the nun also tried to kiss him, but he refused.Another time, Jing Huan also tried to kiss him last time, but he also refused. He agreed to have sex, which does not mean accepting love.

Why did Yan Wujiu kiss him?Yan Wujiu is obviously male.

Tao Yunchu can understand the situation in the North Pole. There were no women at that time, and those men had no choice but to choose men.

Did Yan Wujiu have no choice?

No matter what the reason is, he is not willing to reject Yan Wujiu, Yan Wujiu is special.

Tao Yun said, "By the fire, it's too cold here."