Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

After becoming a human being, the hunger increased greatly, and Yan Wujiu was very excited when he saw an animal appear.It was an animal that looked a bit like a domestic pig raised in the human world of the previous generation, but with black skin, long teeth, and a mane.It seemed that he had a bad temper and a lot of courage. At least the animal didn't try to escape after seeing the two of them, but just waited and watched for a while.

"What is this?" Yan Wujiu asked Tao Yunchu.

"Wild boar."

A cook who doesn't know wild boar is not a good cook.Yan Wujiu thought that when he went to the human world at the end of the last generation, he only saw domestic pigs, wild boars seemed to be extinct.

By the way, the crane said that there are pigs in the small world, so they must be wild boars!He even thought it was a domestic pig.

"what about the taste?"

"It's even more delicious than domestic pigs. Want to eat it?" Tao Yun asked.

"think."

Tao Yun picked up a sharp stone as a weapon, and attacked the wild boar's weak point all the way. After a while, the pig was lying on the ground.Yan Wujiu stared at Tao Yunchu with dumbstruck eyes, feeling that Mr. Tao, who was wearing a black suit and standing on the back of a wild boar, was very chic.

"You... often hunt in the human world?"

"After the last mass extinction in the human world, the survivors of the North Pole and I settled in the North Pole for a period of time, and then took them to move to Zhongzhou." Tao Yunchu said.

"You did it?" Yan Wujiu was very surprised, because the gods and men did not allow them to interfere with the affairs of the human world. 5 years ago, there were [-] Nether Years, and the pontoon bridges between the human world and the cultivation world were unavailable Even high-level immortals like Yan Da and Tiandi cannot go to the human world.

Tao Yun smiled wryly, who else would do it if he didn't?I don't know where the god man went to have fun. Tao Yun searched for tens of thousands of years before he was sure that the god man should not be in this galaxy anymore, and he should have gone to play in other galaxies.If he hadn't gone to the human world at that time, the environment in the human world was so harsh, and all the survivors would have died soon.

Yan Wujiu's understanding of the mass extinction back then was biased. The human beings who survived back then were not primitive tribes who drank blood, but military scientists who went to the North Pole for scientific investigation.The place where the asteroid hit the planet was south of the equator, but one-third of the sphere was destroyed by direct impact, while the remaining areas were wiped out by sudden tsunamis, floods, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions.Afterwards, there was a decades-long haze and ice age, the temperature dropped to extremely low, and most of the animals and plants became extinct.

The North Pole was furthest from the impact site, and the survivors happened to be in the submarine, protected by the Arctic Ocean, and survived the impact despite the impact.During the ice age, the temperature in the North Pole did not change much, and humans who were accustomed to living in the North Pole could survive instead.

It took Tao Yunchu a lot of effort to open the connection between Wuheyouzhixiang and the human world.Kamito's setting for the planetary world is almost harsh. On one side is the human world, which is always struggling with life and death, and on the other side is the world of bliss with endless life span.But the people of Ultimate Bliss are not allowed to directly save the human world. When the human world is wiped out, the connection between the two worlds is cut off, and only the gods can interfere.

But at that time, Shenren didn't know where to play, and he couldn't think of leaving.When Tao Yun rushed to the human world, there were only ten survivors in the human world, and only two women.

It's not that women are more likely to become extinct, but that the sex ratio in the scientific expedition team in the North Pole is out of balance. These two women are the only women in the scientific expedition team, and they both survived. Only one woman had her uterus removed due to illness in the past , no longer able to reproduce.

Tao Yunchu appeared in front of the survivors as a mimetic woman, claiming to be another survivor.At that time, the survivors who could not get out of the North Pole were faced with the situation that food was about to run out, and although they were scientists in various fields, they knew nothing about ordinary farming, fishing, and hunting. At the beginning of the catastrophe, Tao Yunchu had not yet appeared. At that time, some of the surviving males died in fishing and hunting.

Tao Yun couldn't help but sighed again when he thought of this, and also of the god-man who had lost his whereabouts after playing.The time in the universe is different from that of this galaxy. If the god-man really went to other galaxies to have fun, the 1000 million years in the human world may only have passed one or two days.

Yan Wujiu silently confirmed his guess in his heart, this Mr. Tao should be a man of god.Thinking of this, Yan Wujiu felt more and more uncomfortable all over his body.

It's not that the man of God asked him to go to the land of Wuhe to recite scriptures for so long, Yan Wujiu can only feel awe as long as he thinks of the man of God, just like any humanoid creature on this planet.

His thoughts on Tao Yun were so complicated that he couldn't figure out what was going on.

He feels that no matter whether it is the fairy world, the nether world or the cultivation world, it is not as complicated as the human world.At least you don't need to pay all your energy for survival, and if your energy is exhausted, human beings will not be able to survive.

I don't know how long Tao Yun has been in such a complicated human world.If it is said that Yan Wujiu only occasionally visited the human world, then Tao Yunchu's can only be called mimicry.

After turning into a human being, the more Yan Wujiu thought about it, the more he felt that the human world was simply a big joke made by gods and men.

"Come and help." Tao Yun greeted Yan Wujiu.

The place they are currently in is a low valley in the forest, and the time is more than half of the unitary hour. There are few trees in the low valley, and the view is rare and relatively wide.Tao Yunchu dragged the wild boar to a flat place, Yan Wujiu looked at the wild boar's dense hair, and thought of the hair removal trick that could no longer be used, and couldn't help feeling depressed.

"What about Mao?"

"Don't care about it, a mortal body can't eat so much, so unload it and roast it directly."

Of course Yan Wujiu didn't know how to unload a wild boar, so he could only do what he could do, which was to find firewood to start a fire.

He returned to the woods, and in the process of looking for firewood, he met a drenched and embarrassed Mr. Xianhe, who was accompanied by a strange former real person.

"Brother Yan!" Lord Xianhe wept with joy when he saw Yan Wujiu.

The arrogant former real person next to the crane is also in a mess. He is dressed with wide sleeves. If he floats in the sky, he must be dressed as a real person, but he is already covered in mud when he walks on the ground. The worst thing is that his sleeves are too thick. It was so wide that it almost reached the ground, so he could only hold on to the sleeves.

Yan Wujiu thought of Tao Yun's fine attire, and couldn't help feeling a mixture of sympathy and contempt for the real person in front of him.

This kind of dress, shit will stain the clothes.

"Brother He, are you safe?" Yan Wujiu threw some firewood to the crane, and said.

"I'm fine, I'm fine!" Xianhe's eyes were weeping, "I'm starving to death!"

Wait, why did the crane become a human too?Shouldn't he be back to his original form?

It turns out that this forest will turn all non-human things into humans instead of returning to their original forms, so Tao Yun's body is not necessarily human?

The arrogant real person finally lost his arrogance after hearing the word "hungry", he cupped his hands at Yan Wujiu, and said, "Mr. Yan, I'm going to Kunlun Guanghezi."

"Your Majesty Guanghe." Yan Wujiu cupped his hands, very perfunctory.By the way, are Kunlun's costumes so weird? How do they usually practice?

Immortal Crane winked at Yan Wujiu, and said: "Mr. Guanghe has saved my life, Brother Yan."

"Oh, will the crane drown after catching fish?" Yan Wujiu said.

"Cranes can't, humans can." Said the crane, "As a human, I can't water."

"I saw it when I came over just now. There is only one stream within a five-mile radius."

Mr. Xianhe coughed and said, "You don't have to pay attention to the details."

A roast wild boar is more than enough to feed four humans, Yan Wujiu just doesn't like others to appreciate Tao Yun's cooking skills as much as he does.

Once Mr. Tao's outstanding culinary skills are eaten, he is very addictive, and once he is addicted, he really wants to cling to him.Yan Wujiu thought that someone would become like him again, and was unhappy.

Yes, not happy.Recently, he found that he was easily upset, and the 5-year scriptures had no effect at all.

The three of them walked into the valley together, and Tao Yunchu had already taken out the wild boar's internal organs and piled them aside. Seeing this, the former real man who called himself Guang Hezi vomited while covering his mouth.

Immortal Guanghe hadn't seen such a bloody scene for some time.According to him, he has been a real person for five to six thousand years, and after becoming a high-level real person, he is even more in line with the immortals. He only drinks water and uses some grains, and has not touched meat for thousands of years.Although the body of a high-level mortal is not capable of photosynthesis like that of a fairy, its ability of metagenesis is very strong. Human gluconeogenesis cannot produce essential amino acids, but a high-level mortal can produce any body with only sugar. Substances necessary for metabolism.

Yes, that is to say, eating is completely unnecessary for Yan Wujiu, whose immortal body understands photosynthesis, and the immortal body in the Netherworld is a little different. , does not need light, but only uses carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen in the air to generate energy.

During the 5 years that Yan Wujiu lived in Wuheyou, he never ate or drank.It is simpler in the land of nothing, where all the matter and energy needed are in the chaos.

Yan Wujiu's obsession with eating once shocked his eldest brother. Although the Xiantian immortal body has appetite, it is not an indispensable thing, it is dispensable, and Yan Wujiu after coming out of the land of nothing Jiu likes to eat like a quirk.

However, he had never thought about eating in Wuhezhi Township for so many years.

Seeing that Guang Hezi vomited endlessly, Tao Yun seemed to have vomited out all the bile in the shrunken gallbladder of the high-ranking real person, so he blinked at Yan Wujiu.

Although his heart stopped suddenly again, Yan Wujiu understood Tao Yunchu's meaning very cleverly.

Tao Yunchu is not a good person.

Yan Wujiu patted the shoulder of Guanghezi who just stopped vomiting, and said: "Mr. Guanghe, I think you are not comfortable with blood, why don't you do something that is not bloody."

Guang Hezi thought that he should not eat for nothing, so he reluctantly nodded.

"Pluck the pig hair clean."