The mage is out of order

"Hey, I meant to send you to kindergarten tomorrow!" Gu Feng said clearly every word.

"Kindergarten, have you ever seen kindergarten children who are dozens of years old?" Xiaowanzi looked disdainful, "Besides, the kindergarten is full of little kids, how can there be someone like Tianshu Xingjun!"

Gu Feng has a toothache, "Your brother Kai can let you experience life. According to your current appearance and age, the first thing you experience is kindergarten life. Of course, you are smart enough to skip classes and finish your postgraduate doctorate in your teens." If you are born, the child prodigy of the whole country is yours, and then talk about one or several thrilling loves, suffer some mortal sufferings, and belch when you are in your prime, you have successfully completed your life in this world, see you in heaven The Tianshu you are thinking about may still have a romantic relationship, of course it may also be a dewy marriage..."

"Brother Tu, why do you think you hate it so much!"

Hearing the sour voice, Gu Feng felt even more toothache. How well it was arranged for you. With fame, love, and good years, you can even become a god. As for being so sad!

"Brother Tu, it would be great if I were a man. I would take all those handsome guys who have not received love under my door, and then open a harem, loving each one."

Gu Feng closed his eyes fiercely, hesitated for a moment, and said super worriedly: "It's all men, and the human species is not extinct!"

Xiaowanzi patted Gu Feng on the shoulder, "Don't worry about it, the proportion of homosexuals in human beings is only [-]%, not to mention that most of them will choose to marry the same sex, and then have children, uh uh, it's disgusting to think about it, I am gay, why do I want to harm the other half, boldly choose to come out, that love is the real life."

Gu Feng had never cared about this before, but now he is a little interested.

"Then, Maruko, is there anyone who likes both the same sex and the opposite sex?"

Xiaowanzi's eyes lit up, obviously excited, "Yes, that's called bisexuality, but it's called bisexuality because I haven't found that true love, and if I find true love, there won't be any gender."

"If you find true love, there will be no gender." Gu Feng groaned on this sentence for a long time, his head was drowsy and wanted to sleep, Gu Feng was very strange, why did he always feel tired today.

When Gu Feng came home, Liu Jingheng knew that he was practicing kung fu at that time, and when he came over, he saw that Gu Feng was sleeping peacefully, so he didn't bother him.

Gu Feng didn't expect Liu Chao to be so impatient. Before noon, he came to Gu Feng's house. Gu Feng opened his sleepy eyes, impatient, and sent Xiao Wanzi to the living room. Liu Jingheng was in the kitchen. Busy work, this matter can't let the third person know.

"My Xiao Qi has a job."

The implication is, don't make up your mind about him, he can support himself now.

"Oh, what kind of job, do you make a lot of money? Don't work so hard that you can eat a bowl of rice!"

Gu Feng looked at Liu Chao's slack face, and really wanted to beat him even more.

"No matter what job he has, he won't go to that place." If you die, Zijin, I can afford it.

Liu Chao sipped his tea and stood up, "The tea is not bad, I'll ask Xiao Qi personally."

Gu Feng stood up abruptly, raised his brows and eyes, firmly pressed Liu Chao's shoulders, and pushed back on the seat, "If you dare to go fucking, I'll beat you up, believe it or not!"

"You..." Liu Chao was stunned suddenly, let him see Gu Feng's fierce face again, he still had the feeling of being pressed to the ground and kowtowed.

"If you don't ask, don't ask. Why are you so fierce?"

After all, he has been outside for several years, and he is two years older than Gu Feng. The expression that was a little scared just now is fleeting, and it is replaced by a playful face, "I am not thinking of Xiao Qi, don't hurt your temper." .”

Gu Feng was secretly lucky there, and Liu Chao laughed out loud, "I said Ah Feng, with this posture, we can kiss each other in a while."

Gu Feng was stunned for a moment, his own hands pressed Liu Chao's shoulders, bent over, as if he wanted to be strong.

Gu Feng immediately let go of his hand as if he had touched something disgusting, and stood up straight.

Liu Chao took advantage of the situation and leaned loosely on the sofa, "Have a cigarette."

Gu Feng took out a cigarette and handed it to him, and then gave him the lighter. Gu Feng knows that people like Liu Chao should be as little as possible to mess with. He is no longer a child of the [-]th Five-Year Plan. Playing dirty can't hurt you, but can disgust you.

Liu Chao got angry with a slap, and took a deep breath, "You don't mind if I have lunch here."

Gu Feng also took out a cigarette, twirled it between his index finger and middle finger, and put it back into the cigarette case. When he was fourteen or fifteen years old, Gu Feng would start smoking, and he would often share one with Xiao Qi. At the beginning, he had a sore throat with choking, and snores all over his face with tears and snot. After Xiaoqi left, he felt that smoking was boring, and gradually he stopped smoking.

In the end, Liu Chao ate his lunch here. Gu Feng knew that people who were targeted by this guy were like jackals following their prey, and it would be difficult to let go if they did not bite into their mouths.Gu Feng gritted his teeth secretly, you are a jackal, if you dare to touch Zijin, I will smash all your teeth, and you will never be able to bite your prey again.

Liu Jingheng was quite reluctant, he could clearly feel the wretched look in Liu Chao's eyes.Liu Jingheng was holding back his anger, listening to him yelling Xiaoqi one by one, and praising Xiaoqi's cooking skills, but in the end he couldn't bear it anymore, dropped his chopsticks, and kicked Liu Chao's stool. He fell to the ground all of a sudden, the chopsticks were almost thrown out, and the back of his head hit the water dispenser next to him. There was no bleeding, but he had a big bag, and the bowl of soup he was holding spilled all over his body. How embarrassing it was.The most terrible thing is that the corner of the stool knocked under him, which is the most terrible place for men.He groaned, and without thinking about other things, he threw away his chopsticks and covered his crotch with his hands, dripping with sweat.

Xiaowanzi let out a chuckle, Liu Jingheng went back to the bedroom with a chill all over, Gu Feng wanted to laugh too, it really relieved his hatred, he was already full of anger, and wanted to give him a kick, but Gu Feng thought too much It's better not to offend this kind of person.

Gu Feng immediately took out the pain-relieving talisman and stuck it on Liu Chao. Liu Chao stopped shouting and wiped his sweat. His eyes were sinister but his mouth was smiling, and he patted Gu Feng, " Xiao Qi's temper is still so fierce, but I like it."

Gu Feng asked him to change into his own clothes. Although he was reluctant, he checked Liu Chao's body and found that there was nothing serious. Then he said, "Don't take a shower when you go home. This talisman will be removed after 48 hours."

Liu Chao stared at this talisman, "Your talisman is very useful, how about we cooperate and I will sell you more and make more money?"

Gu Feng cursed in his heart, but said on his mouth: "Gu Kai made this, and there are not many copies left. If I use one and lose one, I won't make it either."

Liu Chao smacked his mouth, with a regretful expression on his face, "It's a pity, it's a pity, how much money can I make, it's better than the doctor's painkillers."

Gu Feng's heart skipped a beat. Just now he was so busy thinking about how to clean up the mess for Liu Jingheng that he forgot the principle of "wealth is not revealed", and it made Liu Chao miss the pain-relieving talisman. It's really fucking bad.

"Not all pains are effective. It also needs the magic blessing of a mage. If someone else buys it, it will be useless without a mage with similar spells."

This is not a lie, Gu Feng can also draw the pain-relieving talisman, but the effect is not as good as those left by Gu Kai. It really needs the Gu family mage to activate the effect. The peak is there, but it is also invalid.

Liu Chao smacked his lips again, "Why didn't Gu Kai teach you how to draw this? If you know it, you will make a lot of money, right?"

Gu Feng was not in the mood to argue with him, so he hummed and sat on the sofa without saying a word, pretending to be sleepy with blurred eyes.

The corners of Liu Chao's eyes drooped, and he laughed twice: "This meal is the most interesting meal I have ever eaten. I will invite you later."

"No, no, Xiao Qi is not used to eating food from outside now, and my mouth has also made Xiao Qi spoiled." Gu Feng thought to himself, is your food so easy to eat, and you can still go as far as you can.

"Then I'll go back, get some sleep, and find two more girls, Ah Feng, what kind of girl do you like, brother, I'll find you for you, and I guarantee you will be satisfied."

When Gu Feng heard that he was leaving, his eyes finally opened wide, "I can't take care of myself, so I don't want to find someone else."

After sending Liu Chao away, Gu Feng hurriedly went to find Liu Jingheng, the hard door almost hit him, Liu Jingheng locked the door behind him, Gu Feng went to the courtyard, through the glass window, only the curtains could be seen.Gu Feng shook his head, it seemed that Zijin was very angry.

Gu Feng turned to look for Xiaowanzi, this little girl is a ghost, since she came, she has occupied Gu Feng's room, Gu Feng is still wondering whether to sleep in Liu Jingheng's room or to tidy up the wing come out.

Xiaowanzi was holding back her laughter, when Gu Feng came over and sat down beside her. "What are you looking at?"

"Brother Xiaoma is so funny, a straight man let Qixuan touch him, and he would bend into a hook when he fell asleep." Xiaowanzi was still trembling with laughter.

Gu Feng's immunity to Tanmei is already very strong, but he can't read novels that are romantic and romantic.

"Xiao Wanzi, go and call your elder brother Jing's door, or he will suffocate."

Xiaowanzi glanced at Gu Feng, "You don't have the door opener, you just need to open it yourself."

"I'm afraid that Zijin will get angry even more. If he knows that I can enter his house casually, he may move out." Gu Feng said in a helpless tone.

Xiaowanzi raised his head, gritted his teeth and smiled, "Brother Kai has such an unworthy younger brother like you. If Brother Kai would do everything in a blunt manner, it's good for you, you look like you are afraid of your wife."

Gu Feng was speechless.

Xiaowanzi looked up to the sky and sighed, "Brother Kai, look at your little brother, he's so useless."

Gu Feng felt a stomach ache when he heard it, and spit out sour water, "Come on, don't be so sour, just say it, you can call it or not."

"I'll call, Brother Kai, you are asking me to chase your brother's wife!"

"..." Gu Feng's stomach hurt even more.

Liu Jingheng finally opened the door, still with sharp eyes.

"Gu Feng, what kind of friends do you make?"

Gu Feng coughed lightly, salivating, "Zijin, he's not my friend, at most I've known him since childhood."

Liu Jingheng squinted his eyes and gritted his teeth, "You will also have such a small child, you are all friends."

Gu Feng looked at this jade-like face that seemed to be angry but contained a kind of complaint, and he felt relieved after a slip in his heart.

Looking at Gu Feng's cheap expression, Xiaowanzi hated iron for being weak and said with a little jealousy: "Brother Kai should really come and have a look."

Xiaowanzi gritted her teeth, and went back to continue to sour her novel.Gu Feng sat down next to Liu Jingheng, but Liu Jingheng didn't hide, Gu Feng was elated, and Zijin didn't hide, which proved that he was not very angry.

"Zijin, that's really not a friend, not even Fa Xiao, just a, just a..." Gu Feng thought about his words, "Just a passer-by!"

Liu Jingheng turned to stare at Gu Feng, and said bitterly: "You will let him come to your house, and let him have lunch together."

"It's not that he invited me to look at the house. He invited me this morning. Look, the money is here." Gu Feng was afraid that Liu Jingheng would not believe him, so he took out the money Liu Chao gave him this morning from his pocket.

Liu Jingheng took it over and stuffed it into his pocket, "I have cheated him a lot."

Gu Feng bared his teeth, but there was hatred in his eyes, "Whoever told him to be scheming, I will give him the diarrhea charm, and he will have to pay for it!"

Liu Jingheng looked at Gu Feng with some puzzlement.

Gu Feng was a little proud, "I told him that it is possible to get rid of bad luck, and it's not a lie. It can be considered a good deed to cleanse the stomach and remove the filthy gas in the stomach."

Liu Jingheng also showed a slight smile, and patted Gu Feng on the back, "It's still so bad!"

Gu Feng suddenly calmed down, as long as Zijin doesn't get angry.He couldn't tell Liu Jingheng that Liu Chao wanted Liu Jingheng to be a duck. Firstly, he was afraid that Liu Jingheng would do something irreversible when he was angry and impulsive. Second, he didn't want Liu Jingheng to worry about this matter.