The mage is out of order
Chapter 29 Chapter 29
Then he closed his eyes, breathed evenly and fell asleep.
Gu Feng was struck by lightning, his body was stiff and motionless, his mind was in chaos, and finally he closed his eyes fiercely, he must be dreaming, dreaming, and when he wakes up tomorrow morning, the dream will wake up.
Being in such a chaotic state, I couldn't fall asleep at first, but maybe the psychological suggestion played a role, and I gradually fell asleep.
Gu Feng woke up with a feeling of ecstasy, lazily opened his eyes, and Xiaowanzi's seemingly cute but unbeatable face dangled in front of his eyes.
She was tickling Gu Feng with a tail-like thing, which was the keychain accessory on Gu Feng's tram key - a big fluffy tail.
"Little Maruko, did you pull off the cat's tail?"
Xiaowanzi stared at him, and pressed the big fluffy tail directly to Gu Feng's face,
"Why does my cat have such a big tail..." Halfway through speaking, he suddenly realized something, and swiped his big tail at Gu Feng vigorously, "My cat doesn't have a tail, yours really has one." Where's the tail?"
Gu Feng hid the big tail, and suddenly thought of Liu Jingheng. When he was not on Xiao Qi, his original body was indeed an animal with a tail. Thinking of Liu Jingheng's life experience, he felt very uncomfortable.
"Little Maruko, can you find Ji Yin?"
Xiaowanzi's eyes moved, and she teased from the side, "Why do I hear your words have a sour taste!"
Gu Feng sat up, with a very serious expression, "Zijin is not easy, if you know where Ji Yin is now, just look for it!"
Xiaowanzi smiled, put away his big tail, and put it aside, "Even if I know, I can't help him. The only one who can help him is you!"
"Me?" Gu Feng was confused, "If I have that ability, I won't beg you."
"You thought I came here for nothing, just teasing you with my big tail. Let me tell you, those four souls are all related to Ji Yin. If you can solve it, Ji Yin will be found." Xiaowanzi spoke in a rare formal way.
Although Gu Feng didn't understand the key point, he understood what Xiaowanzi meant, that he needed to solve the four soul matters by himself before Liu Jingheng could find Ji Yin.
Liu Jingheng was able to find Ji Yin, Gu Feng should have been happy at first, but for some reason, when he was happy, he always felt that something important in his heart was about to be taken away.
Xiaowanzi suddenly leaned over and pecked his lips. Before Gu Feng could react, he walked away half a meter away, smiling happily, "What's the difference between mine and Brother Jing's?"
Gu Feng was in a daze, when he heard this sentence suddenly, thinking of last night, he immediately blushed and his neck was thick, and his words trembled a little: "You, you... how do you know?"
"There's something I don't know, hmph, I didn't get Brother Jing's oil and water, so I let you take it first, but I kissed you just now, and the fragrance of Brother Jing's lips was stained back."
After all, he licked his lips with his small tongue, as if he was tasting a delicious cake.
"..."
During breakfast, Gu Feng kept his head down while eating, and didn't dare to look up at Liu Jingheng. Occasionally, when he looked up, he saw Liu Jingheng's lips opening and closing as he was eating, and he could feel the throbbing from last night more clearly.
——Why do you say that I am such a big man, Gu Feng scolded himself fiercely in his heart, Zijin has always been normal, maybe he was hysterical last night.
The psychological suggestion played a role, and Gu Feng was already in high spirits to earn money after eating.
Liu Chao's family in this village asked him to look at the house, saying that he had been unlucky in the past few years, that he had no money to make, and no girls to date.In fact, Gu Feng was very fond of Liu Chao. He was a gangster in the village, and he often took a few girls to hang out in the county. Among these girls, one was his ex-wife, one was his current wife, and the others One and him are also unclear.But it's his fault, he's not in charge of this matter, he only cares about the restlessness of Liu Chao's house.
As soon as he arrived at Liu Chao's place, Liu Chao complained bitterly. His ex-wife ran out with others, and his current wife is arguing for divorce. The remaining ladies will tear it apart, and only two of them will follow him with all their hearts. In the past two years, the policy Yan, seeing that there is no business, let's see if the house's feng shui is not good.Gu Feng didn't bother to pay attention to him. He took out the magic weapon and wandered around the house. He didn't find any filth and evil. It was regarded as a "clean house" and a blessed house.After careful observation from front to back, it was found that there was a bronze mirror hanging on the back door.
"Liu Chao, who hung this bronze mirror?"
Liu Chao looked up, with dissatisfaction in his tone, "Last time, there was a Fengshui master, he said that the house opposite our back door interfered with my Fengshui, and he was at odds with us, so he asked me to hang a bronze mirror here to block evil spirits. But I didn't find it useful, on the contrary, the money I earned was getting less and less, and the family house became more and more restless."
Gu Feng raised his eyebrows, and said: "Take it off, the evil spirit has been blocked, it's too late, it's not good to hang it for a long time."
Liu Chao was obedient, and climbed the ladder to pick it off without saying a word.
This gossip bronze mirror is quite domineering, blocking evil spirits and wealth.Since there is no evil spirit, there is no need to hang the bronze mirror. In fact, Gu Feng is not interested in Liu Chao's lack of wealth. Good job done.Obviously, that Feng Shui master was not good at learning, so he used this method to kill one thousand enemies and harm eight hundred.
Gu Feng also said: "The coordination of yin and yang is the easiest way to prosper your family. Your house is fine, just put a few trees in the backyard."
Liu Chao wrote them down one by one, heaved a sigh of relief, and then saw Gu Feng put away the magic weapon, knowing that he had finished watching the house, and rubbed against Gu Feng with a playful smile, "Ah Feng, you said we were good when we were young, Now I don't invite you to look at the house, and you don't come, it's really sad, I usually miss you a lot."
Gu Feng was disgusted by him like this. When he was a child, Liu Chao could still be scared by the fact that he could see ghosts. When he was fourteen or fifteen years old, he had nothing to pick on Gu Feng. When Xiao Qi was around, Liu Chao was more restrained. Qi saw that someone was unfavorable to Gu Feng, and fought fiercely.After Xiao Qi left, Liu Chao became unscrupulous, until one time, he annoyed Gu Feng, and Gu Feng pinned his head on the ground and beat him to death before begging for mercy.That was also the time when Gu Feng beat someone the most. Liu Chao went home with blood all over his face. Gu Kai spent some medical expenses to calm down the matter.Gu Feng once asked his brother why he fought, but his brother didn't scold him.My brother said with a smile, "To treat people who bully you, you need to be ruthless."
Liu Chao is a person who bullies the weak and fears the strong. He usually looks tough, bullies and bullies honest people, holds back some bad ideas, does some immoral things, and steals chickens and dogs to raise a lady. or ask someone for it.
Gu Feng was wary of him, and sure enough, at the second sentence, Liu Chao acted, salivating and whispering: "A few days ago, I saw Xiaoqi, tsk tsk, that little girl looks so handsome, I really like it." I didn't expect him to change so much in the past few years. A few years ago, he was still a wild boy who made trouble every day, but now he looks like a nobleman, even more like the nobleman specially trained in the store."
Gu Feng was filled with unknown anger, and really wanted to press his head into the soil like he did when he was a child.
Liu Chao was still there and said desperately: "I also inquired, Xiao Qi is living with you now, and he has no income, and he doesn't even have a real family member. You should tell Tan first and see if he is willing to come. The store makes a lot of money."
Gu Feng was furious, he gritted his back molars, and still smiled on his face: "Okay, I'll ask you." Then he took out a talisman and handed it to Liu Chao, "You will burn it to ashes in the middle of the night. If you drink it from time to time, you will have some bad luck, and you will be fine if you drink it, but you may suffer a little, and it will pass after two days, so don't take medicine."
As soon as Liu Chao heard that Gu Feng agreed to ask questions, he took the talisman very happily, and patted Gu Feng on the shoulder by the way to show his closeness.
Gu Feng was furious as he walked back, Liu Chao's intentions, Gu Feng was very clear, he not only searched for ladies, he also searched for ducks, but ducks are not easy to find, which old man is willing to be a duck.I don't care if you play other people's ideas. If you want to play Zijin's idea, let you have diarrhea for two days first.
Gu Feng went home angrily, wrapped in a layer of heat, more than half of the summer had passed, and seeing autumn, it was still extremely hot. As soon as Gu Feng returned home, he poured three cups of water and ran into the bathroom to take a shower , and lie down comfortably.
Xiao Maruko was devoting herself to developing her danmei business—online novels, when Gu Feng rushed in without even looking up.Gu Feng was very angry, and made money by himself to become a hot dog. This little girl is really lucky, and she followed her brother to cultivate immortality.
Gu Feng started to play tricks, and said to Xiaowanzi: "Xiaowanzi, did my brother say that he wants you to live a normal life with us!"
Xiaowanzi's nose seemed to be sucking a little sourly, "Brother Kai said, if you want to cultivate immortals, you should first cultivate human beings. My life is incomplete. Let me experience life."
"Then I'll find you a kindergarten tomorrow, how about going to the small class first?"
Xiaowanzi wiped her tears and looked heartbroken, which made Gu Feng feel that this little girl must hate going to school the most.So Gu Feng pretended to comfort him: "Life in the kindergarten is mainly about having fun, so don't worry."
Maruko still wiped away her tears, with the same heartbroken expression.
Gu Feng felt that he was a little cruel. "How about we come back in a few days, Xiaowanzi, what do you think?"
With red eyes, Xiaowanzi finally raised her head: "I said, I said Tianshu is too pitiful, why is he in love with Song Yao, why doesn't he fall in love with me. But by the way, there is really a Tianshu Xingjun in the heavenly court. The first time I accompanied brother Kai to the Daoist conference, and I saw it once, the posture of a fairy, and I have a fight with brother Jing. Next time I will ask if there are really Song Yao and Hengwen. Damn, they must be two handsome guys. "
Gu Feng felt messy in the air-conditioning wind. After a long time of trouble, the little girl didn't listen carefully to what he was saying!
Gu Feng was struck by lightning, his body was stiff and motionless, his mind was in chaos, and finally he closed his eyes fiercely, he must be dreaming, dreaming, and when he wakes up tomorrow morning, the dream will wake up.
Being in such a chaotic state, I couldn't fall asleep at first, but maybe the psychological suggestion played a role, and I gradually fell asleep.
Gu Feng woke up with a feeling of ecstasy, lazily opened his eyes, and Xiaowanzi's seemingly cute but unbeatable face dangled in front of his eyes.
She was tickling Gu Feng with a tail-like thing, which was the keychain accessory on Gu Feng's tram key - a big fluffy tail.
"Little Maruko, did you pull off the cat's tail?"
Xiaowanzi stared at him, and pressed the big fluffy tail directly to Gu Feng's face,
"Why does my cat have such a big tail..." Halfway through speaking, he suddenly realized something, and swiped his big tail at Gu Feng vigorously, "My cat doesn't have a tail, yours really has one." Where's the tail?"
Gu Feng hid the big tail, and suddenly thought of Liu Jingheng. When he was not on Xiao Qi, his original body was indeed an animal with a tail. Thinking of Liu Jingheng's life experience, he felt very uncomfortable.
"Little Maruko, can you find Ji Yin?"
Xiaowanzi's eyes moved, and she teased from the side, "Why do I hear your words have a sour taste!"
Gu Feng sat up, with a very serious expression, "Zijin is not easy, if you know where Ji Yin is now, just look for it!"
Xiaowanzi smiled, put away his big tail, and put it aside, "Even if I know, I can't help him. The only one who can help him is you!"
"Me?" Gu Feng was confused, "If I have that ability, I won't beg you."
"You thought I came here for nothing, just teasing you with my big tail. Let me tell you, those four souls are all related to Ji Yin. If you can solve it, Ji Yin will be found." Xiaowanzi spoke in a rare formal way.
Although Gu Feng didn't understand the key point, he understood what Xiaowanzi meant, that he needed to solve the four soul matters by himself before Liu Jingheng could find Ji Yin.
Liu Jingheng was able to find Ji Yin, Gu Feng should have been happy at first, but for some reason, when he was happy, he always felt that something important in his heart was about to be taken away.
Xiaowanzi suddenly leaned over and pecked his lips. Before Gu Feng could react, he walked away half a meter away, smiling happily, "What's the difference between mine and Brother Jing's?"
Gu Feng was in a daze, when he heard this sentence suddenly, thinking of last night, he immediately blushed and his neck was thick, and his words trembled a little: "You, you... how do you know?"
"There's something I don't know, hmph, I didn't get Brother Jing's oil and water, so I let you take it first, but I kissed you just now, and the fragrance of Brother Jing's lips was stained back."
After all, he licked his lips with his small tongue, as if he was tasting a delicious cake.
"..."
During breakfast, Gu Feng kept his head down while eating, and didn't dare to look up at Liu Jingheng. Occasionally, when he looked up, he saw Liu Jingheng's lips opening and closing as he was eating, and he could feel the throbbing from last night more clearly.
——Why do you say that I am such a big man, Gu Feng scolded himself fiercely in his heart, Zijin has always been normal, maybe he was hysterical last night.
The psychological suggestion played a role, and Gu Feng was already in high spirits to earn money after eating.
Liu Chao's family in this village asked him to look at the house, saying that he had been unlucky in the past few years, that he had no money to make, and no girls to date.In fact, Gu Feng was very fond of Liu Chao. He was a gangster in the village, and he often took a few girls to hang out in the county. Among these girls, one was his ex-wife, one was his current wife, and the others One and him are also unclear.But it's his fault, he's not in charge of this matter, he only cares about the restlessness of Liu Chao's house.
As soon as he arrived at Liu Chao's place, Liu Chao complained bitterly. His ex-wife ran out with others, and his current wife is arguing for divorce. The remaining ladies will tear it apart, and only two of them will follow him with all their hearts. In the past two years, the policy Yan, seeing that there is no business, let's see if the house's feng shui is not good.Gu Feng didn't bother to pay attention to him. He took out the magic weapon and wandered around the house. He didn't find any filth and evil. It was regarded as a "clean house" and a blessed house.After careful observation from front to back, it was found that there was a bronze mirror hanging on the back door.
"Liu Chao, who hung this bronze mirror?"
Liu Chao looked up, with dissatisfaction in his tone, "Last time, there was a Fengshui master, he said that the house opposite our back door interfered with my Fengshui, and he was at odds with us, so he asked me to hang a bronze mirror here to block evil spirits. But I didn't find it useful, on the contrary, the money I earned was getting less and less, and the family house became more and more restless."
Gu Feng raised his eyebrows, and said: "Take it off, the evil spirit has been blocked, it's too late, it's not good to hang it for a long time."
Liu Chao was obedient, and climbed the ladder to pick it off without saying a word.
This gossip bronze mirror is quite domineering, blocking evil spirits and wealth.Since there is no evil spirit, there is no need to hang the bronze mirror. In fact, Gu Feng is not interested in Liu Chao's lack of wealth. Good job done.Obviously, that Feng Shui master was not good at learning, so he used this method to kill one thousand enemies and harm eight hundred.
Gu Feng also said: "The coordination of yin and yang is the easiest way to prosper your family. Your house is fine, just put a few trees in the backyard."
Liu Chao wrote them down one by one, heaved a sigh of relief, and then saw Gu Feng put away the magic weapon, knowing that he had finished watching the house, and rubbed against Gu Feng with a playful smile, "Ah Feng, you said we were good when we were young, Now I don't invite you to look at the house, and you don't come, it's really sad, I usually miss you a lot."
Gu Feng was disgusted by him like this. When he was a child, Liu Chao could still be scared by the fact that he could see ghosts. When he was fourteen or fifteen years old, he had nothing to pick on Gu Feng. When Xiao Qi was around, Liu Chao was more restrained. Qi saw that someone was unfavorable to Gu Feng, and fought fiercely.After Xiao Qi left, Liu Chao became unscrupulous, until one time, he annoyed Gu Feng, and Gu Feng pinned his head on the ground and beat him to death before begging for mercy.That was also the time when Gu Feng beat someone the most. Liu Chao went home with blood all over his face. Gu Kai spent some medical expenses to calm down the matter.Gu Feng once asked his brother why he fought, but his brother didn't scold him.My brother said with a smile, "To treat people who bully you, you need to be ruthless."
Liu Chao is a person who bullies the weak and fears the strong. He usually looks tough, bullies and bullies honest people, holds back some bad ideas, does some immoral things, and steals chickens and dogs to raise a lady. or ask someone for it.
Gu Feng was wary of him, and sure enough, at the second sentence, Liu Chao acted, salivating and whispering: "A few days ago, I saw Xiaoqi, tsk tsk, that little girl looks so handsome, I really like it." I didn't expect him to change so much in the past few years. A few years ago, he was still a wild boy who made trouble every day, but now he looks like a nobleman, even more like the nobleman specially trained in the store."
Gu Feng was filled with unknown anger, and really wanted to press his head into the soil like he did when he was a child.
Liu Chao was still there and said desperately: "I also inquired, Xiao Qi is living with you now, and he has no income, and he doesn't even have a real family member. You should tell Tan first and see if he is willing to come. The store makes a lot of money."
Gu Feng was furious, he gritted his back molars, and still smiled on his face: "Okay, I'll ask you." Then he took out a talisman and handed it to Liu Chao, "You will burn it to ashes in the middle of the night. If you drink it from time to time, you will have some bad luck, and you will be fine if you drink it, but you may suffer a little, and it will pass after two days, so don't take medicine."
As soon as Liu Chao heard that Gu Feng agreed to ask questions, he took the talisman very happily, and patted Gu Feng on the shoulder by the way to show his closeness.
Gu Feng was furious as he walked back, Liu Chao's intentions, Gu Feng was very clear, he not only searched for ladies, he also searched for ducks, but ducks are not easy to find, which old man is willing to be a duck.I don't care if you play other people's ideas. If you want to play Zijin's idea, let you have diarrhea for two days first.
Gu Feng went home angrily, wrapped in a layer of heat, more than half of the summer had passed, and seeing autumn, it was still extremely hot. As soon as Gu Feng returned home, he poured three cups of water and ran into the bathroom to take a shower , and lie down comfortably.
Xiao Maruko was devoting herself to developing her danmei business—online novels, when Gu Feng rushed in without even looking up.Gu Feng was very angry, and made money by himself to become a hot dog. This little girl is really lucky, and she followed her brother to cultivate immortality.
Gu Feng started to play tricks, and said to Xiaowanzi: "Xiaowanzi, did my brother say that he wants you to live a normal life with us!"
Xiaowanzi's nose seemed to be sucking a little sourly, "Brother Kai said, if you want to cultivate immortals, you should first cultivate human beings. My life is incomplete. Let me experience life."
"Then I'll find you a kindergarten tomorrow, how about going to the small class first?"
Xiaowanzi wiped her tears and looked heartbroken, which made Gu Feng feel that this little girl must hate going to school the most.So Gu Feng pretended to comfort him: "Life in the kindergarten is mainly about having fun, so don't worry."
Maruko still wiped away her tears, with the same heartbroken expression.
Gu Feng felt that he was a little cruel. "How about we come back in a few days, Xiaowanzi, what do you think?"
With red eyes, Xiaowanzi finally raised her head: "I said, I said Tianshu is too pitiful, why is he in love with Song Yao, why doesn't he fall in love with me. But by the way, there is really a Tianshu Xingjun in the heavenly court. The first time I accompanied brother Kai to the Daoist conference, and I saw it once, the posture of a fairy, and I have a fight with brother Jing. Next time I will ask if there are really Song Yao and Hengwen. Damn, they must be two handsome guys. "
Gu Feng felt messy in the air-conditioning wind. After a long time of trouble, the little girl didn't listen carefully to what he was saying!
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