i have a chromosome want to meet you

After doing two tests, the conclusion is that they are all straight men, but Chu Xiuyuan's brows did not loosen, he knew something was different.Looking back at the wall next to the bed, there is a poster of Kim Kardashian, which he regards as a treasure. He once tried his best to get a friend studying in the United States to bring it back for him. When he got it back, he even went to the printing shop to cover the poster. A layer of film to avoid fading and crushing.But even though he still likes G Milk Peach Butt, something is different.

never come back.

Returning to the main interface, Chu Xiuyuan went to check the unread text messages. Some Xia Bing sent him to participate in the event. He rubbed his forehead, thinking that Shen Qianqian said that Xia Bing liked him, but he couldn't be happy.

Not the same.

In the past, as long as he was a woman, he would gladly accept her liking. He thought it was a manifestation of his own charm, and he was willing to pick up some pleasing ones to chase after him. Which man has no vanity and desire to conquer?

But now he just finds it troublesome.

What happened today finally made him realize that maybe a long, long time ago, he was attracted to a person named Song Yu. It was just a deep-rooted cognition of sexuality, which became the layer that covered important secrets. His own attractiveness, resisting to think about what the throbbing Song Yu brought him, resisting to recognize his desire for Song Yu, until today's vague dream and the phrase "I am suitable for you".

Is this like it?

What Song Yu brought him was an experience that so many girlfriends had never brought him.Compared with the happiness and boredom with Song Yu, the relationship between him and those ex-girlfriends can only be regarded as acting. He thought that the natural expression of emotions, in fact, there was almost no emotional flow.For his ex-girlfriends, he used to think he liked them, but now it seems that they are just admiring at best. The emotional fluctuations with his girlfriends, even the most violent breakup, are not as good as when he saw Song Yu and Fu Jue talking and laughing. A tenth of the sourness.

He was jealous, for the first time in his life, it was for a man.

Is this like it?If this is not liking, then what is liking?

But am I not straight?The test also said that I am a straight man, although some things are wrong, but what's the matter if I like a man?

Like men and homosexuality, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I lowered my head and saw the mobile phone in my hand, only to remember that today I was muddled, and the person I'm most sorry for is Xia Bing.He organized his words and replied.

[Chu Xiuyuan: I originally wanted to help you liven up the atmosphere at night, just kidding, didn't I scare you]

It took a long time before Xia Bing replied.

[Xia Bing: No, I thought you must be joking, hahaha]

Seeing Xia Bing as if nothing had happened, Chu Xiuyuan relaxed, at least there would be no misunderstanding or trouble.

Then he saw Song Yu's text message, it was actually sent last night, counting the time, after he was drunk, he saw Song Yu in the text message saying that he had a conflict with his family in the third week, and even his mobile phone was confiscated Yes, an accident actually took him several days to deal with, and he was worried that he couldn't get back to school in time.

Chu Xiuyuan thought in his heart why he sent me a text message if you couldn't come back in time, but a smile broke out on his lips.

Touching the corner of his upturned mouth, Chu Xiuyuan raised his head and let out a long sigh, as if he wanted to spit out all the turbidity in his heart.

It's over, it's probably about to fall this time.

He wiped his face heavily, got out of bed and picked up the toiletries to go to the public bathroom to take a shower, but was stopped by the careful Liang Lichao: "Brother Yuan, you just woke up and can't take a shower, it's not good for your health."

Chu Xiuyuan glanced at Liang Lichao: "I didn't drink much. I wasn't drunk at all."

"Are you really not drunk?" Liang Lichao was surprised.

"Well, I'm pretending." Chu Xiuyuan replied lightly.

"Pretend to be drunk?" Liang Lichao asked with a question mark on his head. Is there something wrong with being idle?You pretended to be drunk and you wrapped Song Yu on the bed for so long?Don't think I didn't see that both of your legs hooked Song Yu's waist, hey!

******

While Chu Xiuyuan was taking a shower, Song Yu had just walked to the bottom of the dormitory and was about to go upstairs when he received a call from Fu Jue.

"He sent it back?" Fu Jue asked.

Song Yu thought of Chu Xiuyuan's two legs hooked around his waist, and his eyes that were much clearer than yesterday when he was completely drunk, chuckled, pretending to be drunk?

Fu Jue: "Why are you laughing? I'm asking you something."

Song Yucai said, "Send it back."

"Why don't you tell him you have bruises all over your back?"

"I don't hurt. Don't want him to worry."

Fu Jue was dissatisfied, and there was a chill in the receiver: "I accidentally slapped you before and you grinned in pain. Does it hurt now that you're carrying him? You forgot it after two days of wasting on the bed?"

Song Yu hummed lightly: "It doesn't hurt."

"If I hadn't interceded, your mother wouldn't have let you come to school!" Fu Jue snorted, with a tone of resentment, "I can't control you anymore, so you can do it for yourself. A straight man who knows how to break up dares to come out of the closet, you are also a bull! Why didn't your parents beat you to death."

Song Yu's voice was very gentle: "I made you worry."

"I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about you hurting Chu Xiuyuan!"

Song Yu frowned, but did not refute.

Fu Jue looked icy and cold on the surface, but those who knew her well knew that she was an asshole, and all her aloofness was armed with appearances. Hearing that Song Yu didn't refute, she became fierce again: "Look at him, when you see a girl, you will Discharge, discharge at the song meeting, discharge after playing the truth, eyes are all glued to the woman's chest, he is such a straight man, why do you harm him? You yourself suffer."

Song Yu sighed and didn't reply a word in the end.

"I hate it when you use silence to deal with me." Fu Jue became angry when he heard Song Yu's silence, "Ms. Bai said that she is free next Tuesday, let's go on next Tuesday, and don't forget to give her breakfast She takes."

"Want to bring you a copy by the way?" Song Yu asked.

"Yes! I can sleep for 5 more minutes." Fu Jue returned very quickly, "I tell you, my boyfriend is so lazy, asking him to bring him breakfast is like killing him, and he actually wants me to wash his underwear? Can the hand I play the zither be the hand washing underwear? If he is lazy, he will be mad at me, break up."

"You always talk about breaking up, and you keep arguing with your boyfriend because of these trivial things, so there are rumors of your disagreement. He is a little lazy, but is he treating you badly?" Song Yu didn't know what came to mind after speaking , laughed again.

"why are you laughing."

"I laughed at him and Chu Xiuyuan for being lazy. Zhu Zhao said that he often didn't wash his underwear for a month, and when he really didn't have any underwear to wear, he took them home to wash together, and then dried them on the balcony..."

"I don't want to hear you mention Chu Xiuyuan. If you're really with him, just wash his underwear every day!" Fu Jue interrupted him, "It's better not to be together, a gay and a straight man, Toss around."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a beep.

Song Yu looked at the phone and shook his head.He still has time to wash an extra pair of underwear every day.

******

The next morning, the first and second classes happened to be epidemiology. Song Yu sat in his special seat early in the morning, but Chu Xiuyuan was dragged to the back row by the three in the dormitory and Zhu Zhao, so that he could desert .

It was still Zhu Zhao and Chu Xiuyuan sitting together, and the three of them sat in the back row in the dormitory.With 10 minutes left before class, Chu Xiu leaned far away from the corridor, propping his chin up to look at Song Yu's back from time to time.

Suddenly I heard Zhu Zhaoru's scream of mourning, eight degrees higher than the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau: "My God, I forgot to do my homework!"

Shouting and pushing Chu Xiuyuan anxiously: "Xiuyuan~~Xiuyuan~~Let me copy your homework." The wavy line scared Chu Xiuyuan and wanted to slap him in the face.What is it called? It sounds like a girl, and it's getting in the way of my thinking.

"Do it yourself." Chu Xiuyuan didn't give Zhu Zhao a good look.

"Oh, why don't you just lend me a reference..." Baby Pig was particularly aggrieved.

Acting coquettishly made Chu Xiuyuan have goosebumps: "Get lost. Talk to me, are all gays the same as you?"

Zhu Zhao pouted: "No, but that's just how I am. It's not the first day you know me."

Ah.

Turning his head and looking at the door again, Zhu Zhao poked his forearm with a finger and said, "Xiuyuan, my mobile phone is out of data, please lend me to check the information."

Chu Xiuyuan ignored him, and Zhu Zhao kept poking, almost missing Chu Xiuyuan's arm.

Chu Xiuyuan clicked his lips, and threw the phone to Zhu Zhao impatiently: "Shut up quietly, and I will throw you out if you keep making noise."

As soon as he turned his head, his arm was poked again.

Chu Xiuyuan glared: "Are you annoying?"

Zhu Zhao trembled twice: "Unlock, unlock..."

Rolling his eyes, Zhu Zhao hastily clicked on the browser in order to catch up with homework, but the page that came into view wrinkled his brows.

The more you look at it, the more familiar it is.

"My results: B, male hormones are at normal levels

If you are a man, your testosterone levels are normal.You have strong logical concepts, analytical skills, and speaking skills. You are very self-disciplined and organized, and you are not easily affected by emotions.If you're a woman, chances are you're gay. "*

Zhu Zhao was startled, isn't this...?

Looking forward, there are various questions: "At the end of the day, do you like it", "Are you good at distinguishing animal sounds and imitating animal sounds", why do these questions look so familiar?

Suddenly remembered to pull up the page, and sure enough, I found six small words at the top of the page—Haval Aptitude Test.

Aptitude test? !

Zhu Zhao was so startled that his mind went blank for a moment, what was Chu Xiuyuan doing for the aptitude test?

"You...how did you do this?" Zhu Zhao pulled Chu Xiuyuan back in horror.

Before Chu Xiuyuan could react, he turned his head, with a straight face, sharp edges and corners, looking a bit fierce: "What?"

Zhu Zhao pointed to the phone: "Aptitude test..."

Chu Xiuyuan took a deep breath and paused for two seconds before saying, "Wang Xing and sociology paper assignments."

Acting very calmly, Zhu Zhao relaxed his shoulders: "Oh, but this thing is not accurate. If you do your homework with this, you will probably fail."

"Ah?" Chu Xiuyuan was surprised.

Zhu Zhao responded naturally: "Yes, no, I'm also a straight man."

Chu Xiuyuan: "..."

Zhu Zhao also said: "It's exactly the same as you, and the male hormone is at a normal level."

Chu Xiuyuan: "..." Seeing that he twisted his waist from time to time, wiped his face with a pile of bottles and cans every day, and sat on the floor with two paper towels on the floor, Chu Xiuyuan suddenly felt tens of thousands of points. harm.

I don't want to be like you...

"Do your homework and go."

"Oh..." Zhu Zhao pretended to check the information, but he watched Chu Xiuyuan's every move from the corner of his eyes. Chu Xiuyuan's gaze was always focused on the door. It seemed normal, but Zhu Zhao felt uneasy because Song Yu was sitting at the door.He actually forgot about Song Yu!

What made him even more uneasy was Chu Xiuyuan's eyes, which were focused and hazy, and Zhu Zhao felt an extremely bad premonition gushing out like a volcano erupting in his heart.

Chu Xiuyuan looked at Song Yu with a strange look!He saw that Song Yu hadn't contacted Chu Xiuyuan for a long time, and even forgot to remind him that Song Yu might be interested in him!

It also recalled that the day before yesterday Chu Xiuyuan was still troubled by a man who recommended him a danmei novel, and was entangled in the fact that the man hadn't contacted him for three weeks suddenly, Zhu Zhao was so frightened that he almost dropped Chu Xiuyuan's phone on the ground.

Thinking about it together, the man who troubled Chu Xiuyuan so much is probably Song Yu!

Song Yu made a move on Chu Xiuyuan?

What's worse, he still seems to have a reaction to Song Yu?

The author has something to say: *Harvard Aptitude Test