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Chu Xiuyuan: "Your genitals are small does not depend on tight underwear, no connection, false connection."

Hahahaha, all the students below laughed. Is this beating around the bush and scolding Xie Yibai for being young?

While laughing, he subconsciously looked at Xie Yibai's crotch, it seemed to be very small...the outline couldn't be seen at all.

Xie Yibai was surrounded by unidentified gazes, his eyes were red with anger, he covered his crotch with his left hand and walked to the back of the podium, this move caused sparse laughter from below, and Chu Xiuyuan also laughed.

"Vulgar!" Xie Yibai slapped the table angrily, and the volume became louder and louder, "Is this a definition? Is it an explanation? During your exam, I asked you what the false relationship is, and you just discussed the size of underwear and genitals with me? Idiot !"

Chu Xiuyuan smiled, and spread his hands: "What's wrong? A question that can be explained clearly in a few words, why do you insist on reading the textbook and explain it in a complicated way? Wouldn't it be better to be concise?"

The students nodded one after another, thinking about it. After talking for a long time, it is irrelevant. There is nothing wrong with being concise and easy to understand.

Thank you for not agreeing.

"Oh, then you think you are more accurate and knowledgeable than textbooks?" Xie Yibai pointed at Chu Xiuyuan and retorted, "This is epidemiology, not the art of speaking, you like simplicity so much, go to the liberal arts school Don't waste public health resources by studying Lin Yutang."

The public health is a dick, and I'm still not willing to go to it.The reason why he can get on with all the teachers in the public health department is that he doesn't care about his graduation certificate issued by the public health department.And the test papers are all blind-corrected. If the name and student number are covered, can you still recognize my handwriting?who?

Chu Xiuyuan was disdainful, and impatiently licked the inner wall of his mouth: "Is there any meaning in explaining a term that everyone can't understand? I am against cramming education by rote memorization. The cramming education is a bad habit, and it is no longer advocated. Now, how many people still support it now? As a teacher, you don’t know?”

Xie Yibai's face became more and more red: "I have always taught like this. Everyone said that I teach well. What do you know?"

Chu Xiuyuan sneered, his eyelashes were full of contempt, it was because others were blind, and at such an advanced age, they couldn't even tell if it was a compliment or not.

Xie Yibai was completely annoyed by the contemptuous look, "I only know that the explanations in the textbook are more complete than yours and more detailed than yours. I am here to remind all students that if they want to pass the exam, please give me a good word and write it according to the textbook! Whoever answers the paper Those who give me this kind of explanation full of loopholes will not be given points."

The whispers of the students came from behind. This is already a threat. The test is about comprehension, not rote memorization.And at this moment, those who are electing to take epidemic diseases can also see that Xie Yibai and Chu Xiu are far from dealing with it.

Isn't it necessary to use the mobile phone in class without disturbing others?You put away your mobile phone and dropped it on the ground, isn't that enough?After you confiscated his mobile phone, he didn't take the initiative to cause trouble for you.

For the sake of a noun explanation, in order to maintain the so-called classroom order, class time was wasted, and the students were dissatisfied with Xie Yibo.

What is even more eye-opening is that I have never seen such a rigid and unreasonable old man. Everyone is in their junior year, so why do you need to point fingers at the exam?

"Don't listen to him." Chu Xiuyuan heard the whispering behind him, and immediately answered, and then glanced at Xie Yibai, "It's not you who approve the test paper, as long as you understand it correctly, you can write it however you like. ? If you love to memorize textbooks, you can’t force others to recite them with you. If you love to eat shit, do you want students to eat it with you?”

Say he eats shit?The folds on Xie Yibai's face could kill a fly, he picked up a box of chalk on the podium and threw it at Chu Xiuyuan: "I don't want to attend the class anymore? I don't want the usual points, so I'll deduct all of them from you right now! I can't even learn the definition of a noun , What a learning attitude! A guy like you who talks about eating shit is not worthy of being my student, you have to apologize or get out!"

Good guy, you really know how to put gold on your face. People like you are worthy of being a teacher?

"I also don't think there's much to learn from dogs." Asking him to choose between apologizing and rolling, is there any need to say it?

Xie Yibai was trembling with anger at Chu Xiuyuan's two or three words, completely forgetting that he was the one who scolded "worse than a dog" first.After picking up the second box of chalk, he went to smash Chu Xiuyuan. Chu Xiuyuan dodged the chalk head that was thrown like a goddess scattered flowers: "You are a teacher, we have different ideas, but how can you hit me with a chalk box? You also smashed two boxes of chalk." ? It’s already wrong for you to swear, how can you still do it?” He said it very deliberately, as if he was afraid that the recording would not be clear.

"I can't kill you! Get out!"

Chu Xiuyuan laughed again and again, neatly packed his schoolbag, and suddenly asked Zhu Zhao, "Have you seen the Three Idiots?"

"what?"

"Three Idiots in Bollywood, ThreeIdiots."

Zhu Zhao shook his head in doubt: "No...?"

"Then I'll let you see it today." After speaking, he walked around the desk, and walked out the back door swaggeringly under the watchful eyes of everyone.Out of the leisurely manner of the emperor touring the south of the Yangtze River, if you are not willing to teach, I will take you as a joke. I don’t even pay attention to public health such as ordinary share and epidemic diseases.

Xie Yibai was suffocated by Chu Xiuyuan, took a pen and deducted all of Chu Xiuyuan's remaining five points on a small notebook, and felt a little better.

"Continue to class. Let me emphasize again, don't try to challenge the authority of the textbook, or you will end up like the one who was kicked out of the classroom." Pointing to the back door, Xie Yibai said, "In the future, when you encounter my class, you will never say a word. I almost recite the explanation of nouns and English, I am laying the foundation for you, if you have doubts about my teaching method, ask for gender, so as not to make me dislike you."

There was a little commotion at the bottom, but in the end no one refuted it. Xie Yibai snorted coldly: "Let's talk about the concept of indirect association. Indirect association, also known as secondary association, refers to the fact that there is no statistical connection between two events. But since both incidents are related to some other factor..."*1

There are a total of four lines in the explanation of indirectly related terms, and only two lines were read when a figure suddenly walked in at the door and stood by the podium and looked at him. It was none other than Chu Xiuyuan who had gone and returned.

Xie Yibai glanced at Chu Xiuyuan, the arrogant and contemptuous Xie Yibai, who had just deducted all his usual points from watching, gritted his teeth in anger, but the textbook hadn't finished reading: "As a result, the two showed statistically similar The indirect connection can be identified and controlled by confounding control techniques through an in-depth understanding of each analysis variable..."

Chu Xiuyuan will be amused by Xie Yibai who wants to scold him but hasn't finished explaining the nouns, so I'll make you laugh when I finish.

The definition in the textbook is very abstract. After reading the whole paragraph, the students below didn't understand the meaning of the noun explanation. They were confused, but Xie Yibai felt that his explanation was perfect, so he turned around and asked Chu Xiuyuan: "Didn't you get out of here?" Why, what are you doing back again? If you figure it out, you want to apologize to me?"

Chu Xiuyuan stood chicly with his hands in his pockets: "You owe me something."

"Ridiculous, what do I owe you?"

Chu Xiuyuan frowned, with a serious expression, and under Xie Yibai's puzzled and disdainful eyes, he uttered a long paragraph, speaking very fast like a machine gun: "An independent operating system, an independent operating space, Programs provided by third-party service providers such as software, games, and navigation that can be installed by users themselves..."

The students below were stunned, Xie Yibai pursed his face and half opened his mouth, "Ah?", but this was just the beginning.

Chu Xiuyuan's speech speed is getting faster and faster, but every word is very clear, every word penetrates into Xie Yibai's ears: "And wireless network access can be realized through the mobile communication network, including touch screen and non-touch screen digital keyboard and Full-size keyboard operation, modern tools for human-to-human communication over long distances with CPU, sensors, ground transmitters, electronic compass, processor."*2

A section of machine gun was amplified by the microphone, and the students below were dumbfounded and silent. They all looked at Chu Xiuyuan in a daze, what kind of keyboard is operating what modern tool?

And Chu Xiuyuan's speed was really too fast, Xie Yibai heard that half of his mind was filled with shit, and after Chu Xiuyuan finished speaking, he half-opened his mouth, but he couldn't understand, he paused for three seconds before he became angry Asked: "What? Are you kidding me?"

"Mobile phone, teacher." Chu Xiuyuan blinked expressionlessly, "No, according to your teaching habits, it should be mobile phone, mobile phone, sir."

After speaking, she stretched out a hand to Xie Yibo, begging for his mobile phone.

Hahaha, the students below all burst into laughter after realizing it.That large section of machine gun turned out to be a cell phone.The operating system, touch screen, and tools for long-distance communication can define mobile phones in the style of explaining terms in books. He is also a cow!

Xie Yibai finally came to his senses and felt ashamed. He felt that Chu Xiuyuan was mocking his ability and IQ, so he yelled angrily: "Are you sick? The phone is just the phone. You can't keep it simple if you're talking nonsense." ?”

Chu Xiuyuan looked very innocent: "I tried it just now, but it didn't work. You asked me to study Lin Yutang at the Faculty of Arts."

The students in the whole classroom have already leaned forward and backward with laughter.

Hahaha.

It is worthy of being the number one in public health.

Xie Yibai's deflated look is really funny, hahaha.

Let him not study well in class, let him only read textbooks in class, hahahaha.

Xie Yibai's neck became thick: "Get lost!"

Chu Xiuyuan was still pretending to be innocent: "Am I wrong? This time I am clearly complete, detailed, and without loopholes, which fully meets your requirement that the explanation of terms cannot be concise."

Xie Yibai huffed.

Chu Xiuyuan felt regretful again at this moment: "It is you who made me not concise, but unfortunately you can't understand me if I am not concise. Why do you say that you are harder to serve than a dog."

Xie Yibai's old face was in pain: "Now, here, just, here, me, get out!!!"

The author has something to say: Song Yu: I still haven’t appeared today

Chu Xiuyuan: The day after Song Yu didn't show up, I missed him

Song Yu: The day after I didn't have the same frame as Xiuyuan, I miss him

Damn, it's super embarrassing... from the aftermath of "Possession".jpg

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*【Note】1 Epidemiology

*【Note】2 Baidu Encyclopedia

This chapter is a tribute to THREEIDIOTS