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Epidemiology has two classes a week, and the teachers are not fixed. The teachers in the teaching and research group have different research directions, and whoever is good at it will come. There are two teachers who are responsible for explaining basic concepts, and Xie Yibai is one of them.He had taught public health twice before. In addition to showing off his subject, the class included some weird English and Chinglish, and he could only read PPT by heart. All explanations must be exactly the same as those in the textbook. Just question your learning attitude, rigid.When Chu Xiuyuan took his class on the first day, he complained in his heart that he might as well read the book by himself when he met such a rigid teacher in class.

However, Chu Xiuyuan did not show any prejudice against Xie Yibai at first. Many teachers have scientific research ability but no talent for teaching, but who would have thought that it was only when Xie Yibai was boasting about his scientific research project impassionedly that some small loopholes in the design were discovered. It was hung up by Xie Yibai.

Xie Yibai is well versed in the routines of project application, getting money from the state is a set method, and he is a fish in water in the academy, everyone praises him, so he becomes arrogant, anyone who doubts my project is Question my abilities, fight against me.

What makes Chu Xiuyuan even more dissatisfied is that his lecture style is very strange, cramming education, how can such dross be popular now?So in terms of teaching methods, Chu Xiuyuan also satirized him.

For the 10 points in class, the students who had opinions would not raise them face to face. Those who were dissatisfied with Xie Yibai all endured it. Chu Xiuyuan became the only one who stood out, how could Xie Yibai not hate him.

Both look at each other and hate each other.

In addition, Chu Xiuyuan speaks as he pleases, and his emotional intelligence is fluctuating. He speaks humanly to those who are interested and nonsense to those who are not interested. Now that the festivities between the two are not resolved with an apology.

Pulling hatred and wearing small shoes are obviously a teacher-student relationship, but they don't have the appearance and quality that teachers and students should have.

Fortunately, Chu Xiuyuan and Xie Yibai had a fierce quarrel, but the public health students all stood by Chu Xiuyuan's side. First, although Chu Xiuyuan couldn't bear to be provoked, Xie Yibai was the first to provoke trouble, and second, Xie Yibai was very unpopular in class. Welcome, Bobo also likes to show off his English. It's great to speak English at the age conference.The problem is that he has a very strong English accent, which makes it difficult for students to listen, boring and difficult to understand. Public health students like to gather together secretly to imitate his English with an unknown corner accent.

The three roommates secretly complained about Chu Xiuyuan: "He brings up his projects in class every time, just because we want us to worship him and satisfy his vanity. It is obvious that there is a bug in his own research design." , hypocritically asked people to give advice to Ada, but in the end, Brother Yuan refused to accept his advice, saying that Brother Yuan was looking for faults. This kind of quality can actually be a teacher in our school, the dean is really blind." The bamboo stick imitated Xie Yibai's speech, and the Chinese was mixed with English, which sounded very joyful.

"Oh, it's just blind." The students in the third row also joined in the discussion, "I saw him follow the dean to kiss the dean's ass the other day."

"Are you told to talk? Go to class!" whispered underneath, Xie Yibo raised his face and yelled, "Don't you have a tutor? Do you want me to teach you how to behave? I really think I dare not deduct points from you, do you?"

The whole class fell silent.

"My father Sipu Lan (discipline discipline) in class is loose, and I will not deduct points for students with good quality. But my loose control does not mean that you can do whatever you want." Xie Yibai roared again, "Class! Textbooks Turn to Embryo (page) 40, Forms of Factor and Disease Associations."

Embryo chicken, puff hahaha, I am also embryo duck.

In just a few sentences, two embarrassing English words were forced to be inserted in it, which made Chu Xiuyuan respond with shock, and a passage even beat around the bush and scolded Chu Xiuyuan.Is my point deducted because my quality is not good?Chu Xiuyuan said hehe, my quality is not good, and you are not much better.

After a full 20 seconds of calm, Chu Xiuyuan sneered fiercely, turned his head and asked Zhu Zhao to start the recording while Xie Yibai was not paying attention.

Zhu Zhao frowned, and just about to speak, saw Xie Yibai looking over again, and closed his mouth with a stern face.

When Xie Yibai started to give a lecture, Zhu Zhao sent a small note to Chu Xiuyuan.

Zhu Zhao: What do you want?The recording is to fuck him?

Chu Xiuyuan continued to write at the bottom: I fucked him to death!

He tried so hard that he could feel the shape of the five characters plus a punctuation mark from the back, which shows that Chu Xiuyuan was holding back.

Originally, he had been inexplicably irritable recently, and because of Song Yu and Fu Jue's incident, he also had a little emotion, and met Xie Yibai finding fault again, so it's no wonder he was in a good mood.

But he didn't expect that the more irritating thing was yet to come.

The female student in the front row got up and quietly picked up Chu Xiuyuan's cell phone, but was suddenly scolded by Xie Yibai: "During class, you have nothing to do to help him pick up the cell phone? Are you thinking about men in class? Just throw it on the ground for everyone to see." His tone was contemptuous, and if he didn't study hard to help a man pick up his cell phone, it wasn't cheap or something.

The girl blushed suddenly, and opened her mouth in anger to retort: ​​"It's not right for you to throw your phone casually. He didn't care about him playing with his phone in class, but it doesn't make sense for you to destroy other people's private property at will." Chu Xiuyuan took a closer look , the girl turned out to be He Yunru.

Xie Yibai glared angrily, snatched the mobile phone that He Yunru had just picked up, and threw it on the podium: "I will return it to him after class, don't talk about private property with me."

He Yunru was really pissed off by Xie Yibai, and wanted to fight, her friend hurried up to persuade her: "Yes, it's really wrong to play with mobile phones in class, teacher, I apologize to you on her behalf, let's start class."

The two girls sat in the first row, across the corridor from Zhu Zhao and Chu Xiuyuan. Chu Xiuyuan glanced at He Yunru, smiled and nodded to her and made a thank you mouth. Knowing that he would not help Chu Xiuyuan pick up his phone, he ignored him when he saw Chu Xiuyuan and sat back in his seat.

The classroom was eerily quiet. For a while, when Xie Yibai was reading the noun explanations to the PPT, subtle discussions sounded sparsely from the corner.

"Damn it, what does Xie Yibai mean? Why does it feel like he's insinuating and calling He Yunru a bitch?"

"Anyway, the tone doesn't sound good...Why is this teacher like this?"

"He Yunru and Chu Xiuyuan are friends, so what does Xie Yibai mean? Help Chu Xiuyuan pick up a mobile phone and provoke him?"

"Maybe he's scolding He Yunru..."

While Xie Yibai was reading the PPT, he glanced at the place where everyone was talking about, and several people immediately fell silent.

After reading the explanation of nouns, Chu Xiuyuan checked the textbook and laughed, it was exactly the same as in the textbook, so he stopped listening.Tore off a blank page from the notebook and began to write and draw for Zhu Zhao. Unexpectedly, the two passed the note for 2 minutes, and Chu Xiuyuan was named again.

"Hey, some people are really good at it. They have to abide by my rules in my class, and they are still deserting!" Xie Yibai probably used Chu Xiuyuan as a punching bag. Li breathed fire, "A desertion means you're in the plenum, right? Come on, get up, and the answermyquestion group (answermyquestion) will answer the questions. The one by the window in the first row."

Chu Xiuyuan rolled his eyes and stood up, without squinting, staring at the notice posted on the edge of the blackboard without blinking.You are so ugly with your face, I would rather stare at the air than look at your expression.

Xie Yibai sneered: "The definition of a false connection."

False correlation refers to the fact that there is no statistical correlation between two events, but due to some bias or chance in the research process, there is a statistical connection between the two, which is a false connection. Associations, therefore, are also known as association artifacts or artificial associations. *

Xie Yibai likes to read textbooks, if he doesn't want to provoke him at this time, he should obediently read the textbook word by word, but Chu Xiuyuan doesn't.

He didn't even read the textbook, so he just opened his mouth and said, "False connection means that two events seem to be related, but they are not." Zhu Zhao just babbled along with the textbook, but as soon as Chu Xiuyuan finished speaking, he burst out laughing .

There are two full lines in the book, and Chu Xiuyuan summed it up in less than 20 words.Simple and rude, but after careful consideration, what is not statistically related, what is the reason why the two seem to be related due to certain biases, is it not related if it is carefully summarized, there is nothing wrong with it!

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Xie Yibai disagreed, with an angry look on his face, hehe said: "Shit, is that your definition? Did you define a statistical concept like this? You are disrespecting epidemiology! Stand up for me, I can find anyone who can answer better than you. If anyone can answer, raise your hand and get extra points."

The public health students ignored him, but the students who came to the college for elective courses didn't know about Chu Xiuyuan and Xie Yibai's festivities, and some of them raised their hands enthusiastically. Classmates in yellow clothes, tell me."

Chu Xiuyuan still stared at the air without looking sideways, and without turning his head, he stood in front of the seat with his hands in his pockets, and finally turned his head to look at the scenery outside the window out of boredom.

The boy probably really is a top student, and he recited the noun explanation of false connection verbatim: "False connection refers to... a false connection, so it is also called false connection or artificial connection."

"Very good. Next time, remember to recite the English as well, follow the format in the book, false association, spurious association." Xie Yibai showed relief and nodded with satisfaction, "Did you hear that? , which is the real explanation for the spurious association."

Chu Xiuyuan sneered, he must be crazy, answering a noun explanation, even the English and format, does it mean that even the punctuation and pauses must be aligned with the book?Finally, he glanced at Xie Yibai: "May I ask what's wrong with my answer? Isn't the essence of a false connection just a lack of connection?"

Xie Yibai sneered: "Self-righteous."

"You think it's not right?" Chu Xiuyuan also smiled, and turned on the red crest mode. "It's written in the book that drinking coffee and coronary heart disease. Drinking coffee will not cause coronary heart disease. There is no connection, a false connection. Smoking and beriberi, there is no relationship." Connection, false connection. The size of underwear and genitals, the size of your genitals does not depend on whether the underwear is tight or not, no connection, false connection." After speaking, he glanced at Xie Yibai's crotch meaningfully.

The author has something to say: *[Note] "Epidemiology" Science Publishing House