Master Swindler
Chapter 7
"Old lady, this is called a threat." Lu Qingjia shook off the blood on the soul rope.
Even the ghost old lady's family is not good enough. Knowing that cheating Fatty's soul coins will lead to his miserable death, now he also deeply realizes that compared with this robber, his own set is not enough.
They are just bastards who sneak around in the underworld, but for ordinary people, things like ghosts are enough to mobilize all fears and naturally have an advantage.
For example, Fatty, this guy would not be afraid of lazy bastards like his family in reality, but if he was replaced by a ghost, even if he hadn't been physically attacked so far, he would still be able to scare him half to death.
But who knew that this fat man had found such a helper, and he didn't have the slightest awe of sneaking.Judging by the appearance of this robber, he has a decent status in Yangjian.
But in the underworld, it seems that there is no restraint, and he dares to do any evil things that cause great disasters, which is not what a normal person should be at all.
Now that the old lady's family met him, it was like a gangster meeting a real black boss, and the attitude of going all out was a joke in the eyes of the other party.
Seeing that one of her son's arms had been cut off, and the broken soul rope could not be reattached, the ghost old lady felt great grief.
The row of ghosts kneeling in front of Lu Qingjia was also trembling, and the ghost woman was terrified to cover the crying of the ghost child.
The scene was so pitiful and pitiful.
The ghost son was struggling on the ground in pain, looking at the ghost old lady outside the TV screen: "Mom, save my mother quickly! You are only a son like me, is there anything more important than my life?"
Seeing her son's miserable and useless appearance, the ghost old lady felt distressed and resentful.
She stared at Lu Qingjia with poisonous eyes: "You are not afraid—"
Before he could say the threat, he saw the robber make a gesture of invitation: "You can also cut a piece of his flesh to scare me, or you can use a trick."
The fat man had diabetes collapse immediately: "Jiajia, I'm your only brother who doesn't smell like plastic, you can't be so cruel to me."
Lu Qingjia ignored the idiot, looked at the ghost old lady in a leisurely manner, and urged, "What's the matter? It's been 80 years since you died, and there are quite a few ghosts in the underworld who have guts, guts, arms and legs. , isn’t it because you’re afraid of seeing blood?”
"Or even though you are cheating and abducting, you still have kindness in your heart and can't bear to do it?"
Everyone watched as Lu Qingjia stepped on the ghost son's face, and slowly rolled the crying guy into the ground.
Looking directly at the ghost old lady: "Old lady, you can't use the bargaining chip, can it still be called a bargaining chip?"
After speaking, she looked past her miserable son and stopped at the shivering little grandson, the implication was quite obvious.
The ghost old lady finally couldn't hold back the pressure and cried out loudly: "I give it, can't I give it to you? Don't touch my grandson, he is still young!"
Lu Qingjia smiled: "I just like talking to sensible people."
The next operation was quite simple, the old ghost let go of the fat man weeping, hunched over and got back into the TV, and returned to the underworld.
After returning to her own shady house, the ghost old lady dug out the hidden soul coin cheated from the fat man, and returned it to Lu Qingjia reluctantly.
Then he took out a gas-like thing from his body and handed it over. When the gas touched Lu Qingjia, it penetrated into his body and disappeared.
Lu Qingjia could clearly feel that there was something new in him, and when he focused on looking at the ghost old lady's family, he knew the truth about them.
Lu Qingjia was very satisfied with this, and readily let the ghost old lady's family go, and returned to reality with what she got tonight.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the fat man staring at him eagerly.
Seeing Lu Qingjia wake up, he hurriedly said, "Sun Zai, you're so fucking awake."
"Come on, let's talk about what happened last night. I've been pressed on the chopping board. Don't tell me you're worried about me, and you're still burning a pan to urge me to kill you."
"I didn't wear diapers last night, do you know? It's embarrassing to change pants in the middle of the night."
Lu Qingjia lifted the fat man's face, pulled out a baton-like rope from his body, and smiled with satisfaction.
The fat man became even more furious when he saw it: "Okay, okay, I understand that the friendship between us for so many years is not as important as a broken stick. I'm gone, right?"
Turning over and leaving.
"Wait!" Lu Qingjia shouted.
The fat man thought that the stinky boy had a bit of conscience, and he turned around expectantly and waited for this guy to lower his figure and apologize.
Then I heard Lu Qingjia say: "Take away the changed pants and mop the floor for me."
Fatty was so sad that he almost acted like a widow going to the grave, so that the cold-blooded bastard could see his unlimited potential.
Before he could say the harsh words, a voice came from his mind——
[Congratulations to player Zhou Hang for winning the selection competition, rating S, looking forward to your wonderful performance in the future games. 】
After hearing this, the fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hearing this notice, it is a good thing that the ghost old lady has completely passed this level, but the next step is the beginning, and I suddenly feel that the future is bleak and life is hopeless.
But then, the voice said [Based on the special process of the player Zhou Hang's customs clearance, the effective means depend on the output of foreign aid. 】
[This game judges that your own contribution value is low, and your teammates are more suitable to participate in the official game. I would like to ask player Zhou Hang if he will sell his quota. 】
This, can this thing be let out?
The fat man glanced at Lu Qingjia, who was carelessly wiping his baton, and felt complicated for a while.
At that time, he was thinking how far this dangerous bullshit game could go, but if it was transferred to Jiajia——
To put it bluntly, he set up the matter. Although my brother is smarter than him, it is easy to deal with it, but if I push him out, this is also——
While he was struggling, he heard Lu Qingjia say, "What did you hear?"
The fat man was a little hesitant to tell him, but Lu Qingjia said again: "Let's listen to it, this time I'm in the early stage, and I'm not just helping you."
"Unlike you, I am very interested in this game. If there is anything about me, please tell me."
"Otherwise, I will use you as a medium to participate every time in the future, and you will be afraid of me and find it troublesome."
The fat man was shocked: "Jiajia, you are really determined to get involved to the end. This thing will kill people."
"Of course I know better than anyone else." Lu Qingjia looked at him: "Because I've been looking for it for several years."
The fat man was stunned and couldn't believe it for a moment. Does Jiajia mean that he already knew the existence of this game?
Then under the urging, Fatty could only say all the notifications of the game.
Lu Qingjia laughed when he heard the words: "Very good, you can transfer the quota."
The fat man cautiously said: "No, although you are smarter than me, I can tell from the past two days that you are too reckless in handling things."
"I see that everything is dangerous and dangerous, how dare you let you participate in this ghost game?"
Lu Qingjia sighed helplessly: "Do you think that I have buried a hidden danger with the soul arresting rope of the ghost robbing officer, or did I not step on the brakes when I was threatening each other with the ghost old lady?"
The fat man's eyes are very obvious, isn't this all your doing?
Lu Qingjia said: "The ghost old lady can't cause real harm to you. I have analyzed this with you before. If she can, you will never have enough money to come to me."
"Unless she has the ability to scare you to death in an instant. Well, although you are timid, you are still scared."
The fat man murmured that he could barely forgive him for dying.
He said again: "The key is the ghost messenger, you don't want to die? How dare you mess with that thing? You have also seen that the ghost messenger in the underworld is not as easy-talking as our police uncle."
Lu Qingjia: "I deliberately started last night, of course, to make sure it can be finished, and I won't enter that underworld in the future."
"Isn't that what you said?" The fat man said, "You are now leaving a criminal record in the underworld. Even if we can't do anything to you when you are alive, we will report there decades later."
"They go to Guimenguan to register and settle down, and then leave. As soon as you go, there is a guy who robbed the police with a gun case decades ago, and they will arrest you in no time."
The soul arresting nature of the ghost police is similar to that of the police with guns, or even more serious.
Lu Qingjia showed a weird smile: "Who told you that we will report there after we die?"
"Eh? But there's no—"
"That's not our underworld, at least not our world." Lu Qingjia said firmly.
Seeing the bewildered face of the fat man, he explained to him: "I dared to do it only after confirming that there was no hidden danger."
Of course, Lu Qingjia knows that even if there are hidden dangers, he will not give up such a good item: "Once the soul enters the underworld, it will automatically meet with people who are close relatives or guardians in the yang world."
"Such as parents or brothers and sisters, but I neither met my parents nor saw my uncle. As far as I know, the reincarnation quota starts at least 20 years ago."
He said again: "You see, we are consumed in the underworld as yang souls, and that's why those ghost people don't seem to be surprised."
"The yang souls who strayed into the underworld don't all have soul coins like you. Where did they get the money? It's nothing more than being led to see after they voluntarily reunited with their relatives."
The fat man breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and seeing that he really thought of everything, he said embarrassedly: "Then, then I really transferred it to you?"
After repeated confirmation for a long time, the game confirmed the transfer quota.
At that moment, a notice came from the minds of both of them: [Quota transfer was successful, because the transfer was an agreement between the two parties and voluntary disclosure, so the erasure measures cannot be activated. The former player Zhou Hang will erase the memory related to the game after 1 minute. 】
The fat man gasped: "Damn it, I almost walked around the gate of hell."
"If this is really a bit of an evil thought, if you dump the blame on others without saying a word, will you feel cold?"
Lu Qingjia said: "You should go out with your pants first, so as not to start doubting your own sexuality in a minute."
But having said that, although the game's hidden and obliterated mechanism is cruel, Lu Qingjia feels that this hints at the tone of the game from the very beginning.
Then Lu Qingjia got a notification from the game: [Player Lu Qingjia, welcome to the horror game. 】
【Please accept the trial clearance reward, I wish you a brighter performance in the future games. 】
Lu Qingjia replied in a relaxed tone: "Well, thank you, I ran after other people's wives, and I was thinking about the cross-species NTR master God all day."
【puff! ] There was the sound of a mouthful of old blood spitting out.
The author has something to say:
Game: I want to get him, I want to get this bastard! ! ! !
Even the ghost old lady's family is not good enough. Knowing that cheating Fatty's soul coins will lead to his miserable death, now he also deeply realizes that compared with this robber, his own set is not enough.
They are just bastards who sneak around in the underworld, but for ordinary people, things like ghosts are enough to mobilize all fears and naturally have an advantage.
For example, Fatty, this guy would not be afraid of lazy bastards like his family in reality, but if he was replaced by a ghost, even if he hadn't been physically attacked so far, he would still be able to scare him half to death.
But who knew that this fat man had found such a helper, and he didn't have the slightest awe of sneaking.Judging by the appearance of this robber, he has a decent status in Yangjian.
But in the underworld, it seems that there is no restraint, and he dares to do any evil things that cause great disasters, which is not what a normal person should be at all.
Now that the old lady's family met him, it was like a gangster meeting a real black boss, and the attitude of going all out was a joke in the eyes of the other party.
Seeing that one of her son's arms had been cut off, and the broken soul rope could not be reattached, the ghost old lady felt great grief.
The row of ghosts kneeling in front of Lu Qingjia was also trembling, and the ghost woman was terrified to cover the crying of the ghost child.
The scene was so pitiful and pitiful.
The ghost son was struggling on the ground in pain, looking at the ghost old lady outside the TV screen: "Mom, save my mother quickly! You are only a son like me, is there anything more important than my life?"
Seeing her son's miserable and useless appearance, the ghost old lady felt distressed and resentful.
She stared at Lu Qingjia with poisonous eyes: "You are not afraid—"
Before he could say the threat, he saw the robber make a gesture of invitation: "You can also cut a piece of his flesh to scare me, or you can use a trick."
The fat man had diabetes collapse immediately: "Jiajia, I'm your only brother who doesn't smell like plastic, you can't be so cruel to me."
Lu Qingjia ignored the idiot, looked at the ghost old lady in a leisurely manner, and urged, "What's the matter? It's been 80 years since you died, and there are quite a few ghosts in the underworld who have guts, guts, arms and legs. , isn’t it because you’re afraid of seeing blood?”
"Or even though you are cheating and abducting, you still have kindness in your heart and can't bear to do it?"
Everyone watched as Lu Qingjia stepped on the ghost son's face, and slowly rolled the crying guy into the ground.
Looking directly at the ghost old lady: "Old lady, you can't use the bargaining chip, can it still be called a bargaining chip?"
After speaking, she looked past her miserable son and stopped at the shivering little grandson, the implication was quite obvious.
The ghost old lady finally couldn't hold back the pressure and cried out loudly: "I give it, can't I give it to you? Don't touch my grandson, he is still young!"
Lu Qingjia smiled: "I just like talking to sensible people."
The next operation was quite simple, the old ghost let go of the fat man weeping, hunched over and got back into the TV, and returned to the underworld.
After returning to her own shady house, the ghost old lady dug out the hidden soul coin cheated from the fat man, and returned it to Lu Qingjia reluctantly.
Then he took out a gas-like thing from his body and handed it over. When the gas touched Lu Qingjia, it penetrated into his body and disappeared.
Lu Qingjia could clearly feel that there was something new in him, and when he focused on looking at the ghost old lady's family, he knew the truth about them.
Lu Qingjia was very satisfied with this, and readily let the ghost old lady's family go, and returned to reality with what she got tonight.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the fat man staring at him eagerly.
Seeing Lu Qingjia wake up, he hurriedly said, "Sun Zai, you're so fucking awake."
"Come on, let's talk about what happened last night. I've been pressed on the chopping board. Don't tell me you're worried about me, and you're still burning a pan to urge me to kill you."
"I didn't wear diapers last night, do you know? It's embarrassing to change pants in the middle of the night."
Lu Qingjia lifted the fat man's face, pulled out a baton-like rope from his body, and smiled with satisfaction.
The fat man became even more furious when he saw it: "Okay, okay, I understand that the friendship between us for so many years is not as important as a broken stick. I'm gone, right?"
Turning over and leaving.
"Wait!" Lu Qingjia shouted.
The fat man thought that the stinky boy had a bit of conscience, and he turned around expectantly and waited for this guy to lower his figure and apologize.
Then I heard Lu Qingjia say: "Take away the changed pants and mop the floor for me."
Fatty was so sad that he almost acted like a widow going to the grave, so that the cold-blooded bastard could see his unlimited potential.
Before he could say the harsh words, a voice came from his mind——
[Congratulations to player Zhou Hang for winning the selection competition, rating S, looking forward to your wonderful performance in the future games. 】
After hearing this, the fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hearing this notice, it is a good thing that the ghost old lady has completely passed this level, but the next step is the beginning, and I suddenly feel that the future is bleak and life is hopeless.
But then, the voice said [Based on the special process of the player Zhou Hang's customs clearance, the effective means depend on the output of foreign aid. 】
[This game judges that your own contribution value is low, and your teammates are more suitable to participate in the official game. I would like to ask player Zhou Hang if he will sell his quota. 】
This, can this thing be let out?
The fat man glanced at Lu Qingjia, who was carelessly wiping his baton, and felt complicated for a while.
At that time, he was thinking how far this dangerous bullshit game could go, but if it was transferred to Jiajia——
To put it bluntly, he set up the matter. Although my brother is smarter than him, it is easy to deal with it, but if I push him out, this is also——
While he was struggling, he heard Lu Qingjia say, "What did you hear?"
The fat man was a little hesitant to tell him, but Lu Qingjia said again: "Let's listen to it, this time I'm in the early stage, and I'm not just helping you."
"Unlike you, I am very interested in this game. If there is anything about me, please tell me."
"Otherwise, I will use you as a medium to participate every time in the future, and you will be afraid of me and find it troublesome."
The fat man was shocked: "Jiajia, you are really determined to get involved to the end. This thing will kill people."
"Of course I know better than anyone else." Lu Qingjia looked at him: "Because I've been looking for it for several years."
The fat man was stunned and couldn't believe it for a moment. Does Jiajia mean that he already knew the existence of this game?
Then under the urging, Fatty could only say all the notifications of the game.
Lu Qingjia laughed when he heard the words: "Very good, you can transfer the quota."
The fat man cautiously said: "No, although you are smarter than me, I can tell from the past two days that you are too reckless in handling things."
"I see that everything is dangerous and dangerous, how dare you let you participate in this ghost game?"
Lu Qingjia sighed helplessly: "Do you think that I have buried a hidden danger with the soul arresting rope of the ghost robbing officer, or did I not step on the brakes when I was threatening each other with the ghost old lady?"
The fat man's eyes are very obvious, isn't this all your doing?
Lu Qingjia said: "The ghost old lady can't cause real harm to you. I have analyzed this with you before. If she can, you will never have enough money to come to me."
"Unless she has the ability to scare you to death in an instant. Well, although you are timid, you are still scared."
The fat man murmured that he could barely forgive him for dying.
He said again: "The key is the ghost messenger, you don't want to die? How dare you mess with that thing? You have also seen that the ghost messenger in the underworld is not as easy-talking as our police uncle."
Lu Qingjia: "I deliberately started last night, of course, to make sure it can be finished, and I won't enter that underworld in the future."
"Isn't that what you said?" The fat man said, "You are now leaving a criminal record in the underworld. Even if we can't do anything to you when you are alive, we will report there decades later."
"They go to Guimenguan to register and settle down, and then leave. As soon as you go, there is a guy who robbed the police with a gun case decades ago, and they will arrest you in no time."
The soul arresting nature of the ghost police is similar to that of the police with guns, or even more serious.
Lu Qingjia showed a weird smile: "Who told you that we will report there after we die?"
"Eh? But there's no—"
"That's not our underworld, at least not our world." Lu Qingjia said firmly.
Seeing the bewildered face of the fat man, he explained to him: "I dared to do it only after confirming that there was no hidden danger."
Of course, Lu Qingjia knows that even if there are hidden dangers, he will not give up such a good item: "Once the soul enters the underworld, it will automatically meet with people who are close relatives or guardians in the yang world."
"Such as parents or brothers and sisters, but I neither met my parents nor saw my uncle. As far as I know, the reincarnation quota starts at least 20 years ago."
He said again: "You see, we are consumed in the underworld as yang souls, and that's why those ghost people don't seem to be surprised."
"The yang souls who strayed into the underworld don't all have soul coins like you. Where did they get the money? It's nothing more than being led to see after they voluntarily reunited with their relatives."
The fat man breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and seeing that he really thought of everything, he said embarrassedly: "Then, then I really transferred it to you?"
After repeated confirmation for a long time, the game confirmed the transfer quota.
At that moment, a notice came from the minds of both of them: [Quota transfer was successful, because the transfer was an agreement between the two parties and voluntary disclosure, so the erasure measures cannot be activated. The former player Zhou Hang will erase the memory related to the game after 1 minute. 】
The fat man gasped: "Damn it, I almost walked around the gate of hell."
"If this is really a bit of an evil thought, if you dump the blame on others without saying a word, will you feel cold?"
Lu Qingjia said: "You should go out with your pants first, so as not to start doubting your own sexuality in a minute."
But having said that, although the game's hidden and obliterated mechanism is cruel, Lu Qingjia feels that this hints at the tone of the game from the very beginning.
Then Lu Qingjia got a notification from the game: [Player Lu Qingjia, welcome to the horror game. 】
【Please accept the trial clearance reward, I wish you a brighter performance in the future games. 】
Lu Qingjia replied in a relaxed tone: "Well, thank you, I ran after other people's wives, and I was thinking about the cross-species NTR master God all day."
【puff! ] There was the sound of a mouthful of old blood spitting out.
The author has something to say:
Game: I want to get him, I want to get this bastard! ! ! !
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