Master Swindler

"Good evening, old lady who invited me to smoke." Lu Qingjia's voice came from the TV.

The ghost old lady saw her family kneeling in a row on TV, obviously being held hostage, and suddenly lost the arrogance of scaring the fat man, and her face paled in an instant, even worse than the fat man before.

She pointed at Lu Qingjia on TV with trembling fingers: "You, you—"

Lu Qingjia pulled a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, put his hands on his knees, and sat in a villainous posture: "How did I find your house?"

The ghost old lady didn't say a word, but it could be seen that she was also very curious about this point.

Lu Qingjia smiled: "When you helped others and informed your family to claim the lost old man with dementia, didn't he have his address and phone number written on him? It just so happens that I have a good memory."

"You can come to find Fatty in reality. I boldly guess that your family's blood relatives should be able to contact you in the world through them."

"Now it seems that my idea of ​​following the vines is correct."

Hearing this, the ghost old lady shot her old man with eyes like poisonous needles.

The old man was cut several bricks by Lu Qingjia before, and his head was smashed flat, and because of him, he was cheated by Lu Qingjia for thousands of dollars, so naturally he didn't go to the hospital for repair treatment.

At this moment, the flat-headed old man was timid and timid, and he didn't dare to look at the ghost old lady.

The ghost old lady scolded: "Things that are not enough to succeed are more than ruined."

The middle-aged man on the side said, "Mom, what time is it? It's useless for you to scold my dad, save us quickly."

The middle-aged woman on the side also howled: "How can I spread your family's useless money? If you don't get back a few cents, you will let people rip up your family's fortune. After it's over, everyone will end up with a nest and count on a dead old woman." .”

"I'm sorry for our mothers and daughters, who suffered from the blood mold of a family who is idle." The woman couldn't maintain her kneeling position when she was sad, she sat back and patted her thighs and cried: "I brought back a pack of fake clothes last night." You dare to put the ticket in front of me to claim credit, but you have been wearing the paper watch all the way, and you have been blind all the way without noticing it."

"When I asked my younger brother for help, I said all the good things, but in the end, the two of them were tricked into coming back naked, so that my old mother couldn't lift her up at her mother's house."

"There's Xiaobao's tuition fees for next semester in there, and the house is about to expire, and I want to drink northwest wind with you if you recite it—"

The woman's voice was loud and she sang and composed well. At this age, she looked like she was crying for an old lady, and the atmosphere of the whole house was even darker and sad.

Just as she was howling, the woman suddenly trembled all over and screamed in pain, which startled the ghost old lady and the fat man outside the TV.

Lu Qingjia, who was sitting behind her, said casually, "Who told you to change positions? Is it tiring to kneel?"

Women dare to yell at the men and the old at home, but not to the robbers who break into their homes.

After suffering a lot, the arrogance that was getting louder and louder suddenly shrank, and he knelt down again crying.

Although the ghost old lady and her family were relieved to see the rogue lady shut up, they really couldn't be happier that the whole family's life was in someone else's hands.

Only Fatty's brain circuit turned a corner, after he realized that his brother had bought the bottom and the crisis in his place was greatly reduced.

After reading countless videos, the thoughts of the dead fat house turned yellow automatically because of Lu Qingjia's words, thinking, "Jiajia was quite strong when talking about posture, and the man looked very energetic at that time, I don't know if they—" .

Before I could finish my brainwork, I heard the ghost old lady next to me utterly horrified: "Why do you have the soul-detaining rope of ghost messengers?"

The baton is like being struck by lightning when you poke it on your body. There is no ghost who does not know the stick that is extremely frightening to ordinary ghosts.

This guy is a living soul, and it is absolutely impossible to obtain the soul-detaining rope through formal channels.

Thinking about the ability of this guy to put his family on the verge of bankruptcy three days ago, he suddenly took a breath and looked at Lu Qingjia.

"You, you cheated the ghost messenger?"

The old woman's family really regretted focusing on the fat man at the moment. Although the soul coins are greedy, they are involved with a lunatic who dares to steal ghosts. Good fruit to eat?

The ghost old lady panicked and said: "No, no, we are just greedy for some soul coins, who is messing around with you lunatic?"

"I quit, I really quit, we will move tomorrow, I don't know you."

Just as she finished speaking, she heard another scream from her son.

Lu Qingjia slowly withdrew the soul rope, and said with a smile: "Don't, your family is my guide to the underworld. They have brought me a lot of knowledge, and they send people to receive them kindly every night. Now they have hidden merits and fame. How embarrassing do you make me?"

The ghost old lady's family knew that this matter could not be resolved, so they hurriedly said: "I know it's wrong, it's because we have blind eyes, can't we return the previous soul coins to you?"

Although Lu Qingjia defrauded the family almost to the point of bankruptcy, but the few thousand dollars that the old lady defrauded from the fat man before was carefully hidden.

If Lu Qingjia didn't have a soul rope on him, even if he came to the door with a knife and chopped them all up, they would just grit their teeth and refuse to return them.

After all, ordinary people can't be killed, as long as they have a lot of soul coins, their family can still live without worrying about food and clothing in the future.

Lu Qingjia said: "Returning the soul coin is just a major premise, do you think this kind of thing can be used as a bargaining chip?"

The old lady was trembling with fear: "Then what do you want?"

"Don't be nervous, I just have a few questions I want to ask you, old lady."

Of course you don't need to be nervous, the whole house is in your hands, and when others kneel and sit, you will be electrocuted if things go wrong, and you don't feel back pain when you stand and talk.

Seeing that the ghost old lady hadn't spoken, Lu Qingjia asked, "How do you know that the fat man has soul coins?"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Qingjia clearly saw that the face of the ghost old lady on the other side of the screen froze, and even the row of ghosts kneeling in front of him became cautious.

The ghost old lady came back to her senses, quickly covered up the abnormality at that moment, and said, "I saw this little fat man at the station that night."

"At that time, he stood there stupidly, like a lamb who had lost his way. That road was originally the station where the Yin car sent the new soul to the ghost gate to report, and he didn't know to get on the car when the Yin car stopped. It looks like the Yang Soul that got in by mistake, so let's go and set him up."

After listening, Lu Qingjia smiled and said, "So you have experience plus luck?"

The ghost old lady nodded quickly, but what responded to her was another scream from her son.

The ghost old lady yelled in horror: "I said you heard it, why are you still tossing my son? It's inhumane~~~"

That inhumane said: "But as far as I know, soul coins will not appear on Yanghun."

The ghost old lady turned pale——

Lu Qingjia continued to speak slowly: "I was curious at the beginning. According to Fatty, he stood there stupidly for almost half an hour before meeting you the night before. At that time, he had already put the money back in his pocket. I wondered if it was As long as everyone is in the underworld, their own soul coins will appear on their bodies until they are spent."

"But I've come and gone for so many days, and apart from Fatty's money, I don't have my own soul coins. That's interesting."

"In the end, I asked the remnants of the souls, and found out that the Yang souls that strayed into the underworld will not have soul coins at all, because the life of the sun is not exhausted. Only some Yang souls that should have expired, but have extraordinary luck and prolong their lives, Only then will there be soul coins."

"And this kind of soul accounts for the proportion of the number of Yang souls that have strayed into the underworld. It is not bad to have one in a thousand."

Lu Qingjia smiled and said: "So you told me that he is a Yang Soul who doesn't understand anything, so he went up to cheat?"

It's not that the ghost old lady's family has never seen the cunning of this robber. After all, not to mention their own family being cheated and bankrupt, they can even get ghosts to arrest their souls.

The previous scam was simply a big knife in front of Guan Gong's gate.

But it is related to the livelihood of the whole family, and the ghost old lady still takes chances.

Lu Qingjia also knew very well in his heart that after hinting that he was not to be fooled, he immediately cut off a finger of the ghost old lady's son and threw it in front of the screen.

The ghost son screamed again and again, and the ghost old lady was so frightened that she subconsciously reached out to pick it up, but the two worlds of yin and yang were separated, and it was futile.

Lu Qingjia said: "Relax, this is just a little physical pain. I asked the price of medical treatment in the underworld. This repair will not cost much."

He smiled again as he spoke: "But then again, your family is doing business without capital, and the lack of a finger will not affect the scope of business."

Then the old lady saw that the robber had switched the soul arresting rope to lasso mode, and gestured at her son's arm: "But if you lie again, it's not a knife."

As a weapon capable of killing ghosts, the soul-slaying rope causes permanent damage.

The old lady was so frightened that her liver and gallbladder were splitting, she quickly said: "I say, I say!"

"I have a skill. If you are more careful, you can see through the real background of others. I can tell at a glance whether it is a Yang soul or a soul of luck and life, whether it has been covered up with a method."

Lu Qingjia was not surprised after hearing this, as if she had expected it.

This family is lazy and has nothing to do with childbirth from old to young, but they can live in the underworld quite well and have small assets.That's not what their botched deceit will bring about.

Looking at the attitude of the old ghost's son and daughter-in-law towards the old ghost, she doesn't look like a filial son, but the whole family is obviously centered on the old ghost, which shows that she has the key to the survival of the whole family.

After finishing speaking, the ghost old lady said cautiously: "I have explained everything, can you let our family go?"

Lu Qingjia's face was warm: "Well, no problem, just give me your ability."

The ghost old lady had goosebumps, and her whole face was even scarier than trying to scare the fat man before.

This thing can be transferred to others, which is something that none of their family knows, only the ghost old lady knows it in her heart.

Because she knew that a son and daughter-in-law were unreliable, like a coffin book, and the children would have a good face if they held it in their hands, but once they gave it away, how could they care about the old couple?

But how does a Yang soul who has only been to the underworld a few times know about such a fatal matter?

Looking at the robber's face, he was extremely determined.

The ghost old lady broke out in cold sweat: "You, I can't understand what you are saying."

Lu Qingjia put the soul-detaining rope on her son's head: "No, I think you understand."

For a while, using the TV as the medium, the two ends of the screen fell into a dead silence, only the sound of the fat man's breathing could be heard.

The ghost old lady's eyes turned red, and she suddenly jumped towards the fat man with agility that didn't match her age, and when she stretched out her dead branch-like claw, a long nail appeared.

The color is gray-brown and dirty, curved and ferocious, but very sharp, directly against the fat man's throat.

The ghost old lady's voice sounded like a bellows: "Hey, little brat, don't push yourself too far. I worry about my family, and you have to take care of the little fat man."

The ghost old lady is still very confident, although her whole family was taken away, and she only had one in her hand.

But usually those who can risk their lives to help in the underworld, the love is not normal, both parties have scruples, when she takes a step back, the soul coin will still be returned, and the robber has no choice but to agree.

Before the sweet dream was finished, I saw a little blood splashed on the TV screen, and a bloody arm fell to the ground.

Lu Qingjia shook off the blood stains on the soul-detaining rope, and smiled at the TV, the voice was still clearly heard in the ears of the old lady amidst the miserable screams of the ghost son——

"Old lady, this is called a threat."

The author has something to say:

Dog game: Damn chicken, what a ferocious seed player, I want to bury Yang Yang's chest to suppress my shock.

Lu Datou (sharpening the knife): It's good to eat dog meat tonight.

Gong without a name: So I've been robbed of my role as a fool?

The setting of the world view is the same as my last book [Screaming Queen], but it doesn't matter if I haven't read it.