Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

In fact, Ye Shan was only wearing Ye Shinian's T-shirt, and the bottom...was still true.empty.

It's not that Ye Shan didn't want to come up with it, it's just that Ye Shinian, who looked fierce and threatened him with a kitchen knife, told him that he was a little boy.pants.Pants and trousers Ye Shan would... be too big to wear, so he refused to let Ye Shan wear them.

Ye Shan: "..."

So he can only be true.empty.

Then, when Ye Shan saw Ye Shinian fiercely cut a fish into several sections, especially when the tail of the fish was cut into more than a dozen thin sections as if he had offended Ye Shinian, Ye Shan felt suddenly My two legs seemed to have turned into fish tails again... It was painful.

Although Ye Shinian is trying to show off his "warm man with excellent cooking skills" attribute in front of Ye Shan like a male peacock showing off his feathers in front of a female peacock, the corners of his eyes are still tense Looking at the boy beside him.

Then, the protagonist, Ye Shinian, was a little surprised to see his boy... legs growing.soft.

Shaking, as if... unable to stand.

Ye Shinian was startled, but then he was overjoyed.

His face became more serious, and his strength in chopping the fish increased a bit, and even this person's "violent" aura increased a bit.

Until the moment when Ye Shanzhen's legs became weak and he couldn't stand, Ye Shinian immediately took the bloody kitchen knife and ran to Ye Shan's side, raised his lips slightly, and wrapped his arms around Ye Shan's slender waist, preventing Ye Shanzhen from falling limp on the ground. land.

"Why, you like me that much?" Ye Shinian stared at the boy in his arms with deep eyes, and said meaningfully, "Even looking at me, my legs are weak? It's... very thirsty. Looking for me?"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

He silently stood firm with Ye Shinian's strength, and couldn't help asking the system in his consciousness: "Is he, he, he, teasing, teasing me?"

System: "...it seems, yes."

Although the system has no human emotions, it has more powerful reasoning and calculation capabilities than any human.

It easily deduced from Ye Shinian's behavior that this Ye Shinian must have misunderstood the reason why the host's legs were weak...

The system silently thought, probably, the host, Ge Ye Shinian, thought that his strong masculine charm would make the legs of the hosts he hooked up with go weak, and he wished he could climb into his bed immediately...

The system felt that it was a good system, so it immediately told Ye Shan the result of its deduction.

Ye Shan: "..."

He seemed to feel it too.

Because Ye Shinian's hand was rubbing the T-shirt between his waist.pinch……

Ye Shan: "Well, do you want to wash your hands first?"

Ye Shinian was shocked immediately, and suddenly withdrew his hand, and stood in front of Ye Shan with a kitchen knife expressionless.

A pair of eyes full of... grievances.

Ye Shan's voice became softer, but he still couldn't help saying: "You, you, you should wash your hands first. Well, it's better to take a shower. Well, of course I don't dislike the smell of blood and fish on your body, I just said casually Let me tell you. Anyway, it doesn't matter whether you wash it or not..." He did have a little disgust.

Ye Shinian was even more wronged.

He stared at Ye Shan, thinking in his heart, why did Ye Shan's legs soften when he saw him, and he yearned for him so hard, why would he care about those details?

He would definitely wash his hands in the shower, but he hoped that his little elf could wash with him.

Also, isn't a goblin a goblin?Obviously, he can wash his hands and bathe him with spells, so why must he wash his hands and bathe himself?

Can't he just kiss one of his sub-personalities, the leader of the Demon Cult, when he became a human for the first time?

Or consciously lie down on the operating table and let him pretend to be a disabled doctor with one of his sub-personalities to "examine" his body with both hands?

Why do you have to be so...dislike him?

Obviously just now I saw his legs go soft...

Although Ye Shinian is still a baby, he has also learned from watching movies. He knows that if the other party sees him with weak legs, it must be because he is eager for him... If this is the case, why do you still despise him so much?

Ye Shan: "..." No.He just asked him to wash his hands.

Then, Ye Shinian really angrily raised his knife and went to take a shower.

Ye Shan silently looked at the sliced ​​pieces of fish meat on the chopping board and in the frame, silently mourning.

The rabbit dies and the fox is sad, things hurt its kind.

System: "...Host, have you forgotten those small fish? Have you forgotten all kinds of fish in the whole fish banquet?"

Ye Shan pretended he didn't hear it, and continued to grieve silently, put his hands together, with a sad face, and began to recite the Great Compassion Mantra.

System: "..." The host is enough!

When Ye Shinian came out again, the main personality was hidden again, and the other personalities were released one by one.

The killer Ye Shinian came out first.

As soon as the killer Ye Shinian saw Ye Shan, his eyes immediately turned red.

He strode forward and hugged Ye Shan within a few steps, as if he wanted to embed Ye Shan into his body.

"My lord, it's my fault. I failed to give you rich food and clothing. I can only let you be disheveled like this, and stare blankly at these unwanted fish. Your highness, it's my fault."

The killer Ye Shinian hugged Ye Shan tightly, and suddenly stretched out his hand, he hugged Ye Shan horizontally, carried him to the study, next to the safe, and then, in front of Ye Shan, started to open the safe , put the stacks of small money, a pile of shiny jewelry, and two iron boxes of passbooks and bank cards inside, all in front of Ye Shan.

"Your Highness, after all, I am not as rich as you in the palace. However, I have been running around all these years, killed many people, and gained a lot of money. So, Your Highness, from now on...all of these will be given to you, and you ...Can you give it to me?"

When the killer Ye Shinian said the last four words, his voice was already very rough.I became dumb.

And his two big hands had already placed on the neckline of Ye Shan's T-shirt, and with a sudden tear, he tore the only shirt on Ye Shan's body.Rotten.

Ye Shan: "..." He is so naked now.

Then, the killer Ye Shinian forbade him to wear those "clothes only worn by civilians".

"My Highness is a high-ranking prince. How can I wear the same clothes as those ordinary people? It is better to wear jade pieces than tiles. Your Highness, since there are no beautiful clothes suitable for His Highness, then Your Highness should not wear anything." The killer Ye Shinian looked at Ye Shan firmly, throat.The knot rolled slightly, dumb.Said, "What do you think, Your Highness?"

Ye Shan: "..." A little shy, but, "Okay."

Then he put on a very thick bathrobe.

The killer Ye Shinian was silent for a while, and then began to teach Ye Shan self-defense and... acupoints.

Still untied Ye Shan's bathrobe, pointed to the acupuncture points on Ye Shan's body and taught him personally.

Ye Shan blushed, but he still studied hard.

System: "..." The host is so dirty!It felt that if it hadn't been for the host to wait until eight months later when the chinchilla really became an adult before XXOO, there would be no need for the killer Ye Shinian's hooking up, and the host would be able to throw the other party down directly!

And the only thing the host had to worry about at that time was whether the killer Ye Shinian who pounced on him would suddenly become the main character...

The protagonist Ye Shinian is going crazy now!

He worked so hard to chop the ribs for so long, and he also chopped the fish for a day. In the end, he just wanted to reach out and touch it lightly.Even touching the little goblin's waist is so disgusted by the little goblin!

But his sub-personality can easily touch and touch his little goblin.

The protagonist, Ye Shinian, is about to explode!

But he still didn't stop.

He subconsciously felt that these acupuncture points and self-defense techniques were indeed what his little fairy should learn.

Although, this method of learning made the master Ye Shinian drink a lot of vinegar!

When the killer Ye Shinian was leaving, Ye Shanzheng blushed and pointed to acupuncture points on his body. Then, before he could react, the killer Ye Shinian disappeared, and the knight Ye Shinian appeared.

He stared at Ye Shan for a while, and then he used lightness kung fu to find two swords, and he was going to teach Ye Shan swordsmanship and lightness kung fu.

Moreover, it is hand in hand... personal teaching.

Then, Ye Shinian, the leader of the demon sect who thought he was already in the palace, ran out to teach Ye Shan the insidious means to control his subordinates, followed by the faint king Ye Shinian, who taught Ye Shan the means of knowing people and debating others, and then It's a doctor Ye Shinian, and Ye Shan is a western doctor, and...

In the next few days, Ye Shan discovered that the protagonist, Ye Shinian, had never appeared.

The several sub-personalities that appeared in front of him, apart from occasionally taking advantage of him, were also teaching him very seriously while maintaining his human form.

When he turns into the shape of a chinchilla, those secondary personalities will urge him to sleep and grow up quickly...

Ye Shan faintly felt that there seemed to be something wrong, and then, five days later, the protagonist Ye Shinian finally appeared again, instead of chopping fish, he ran to chop ribs again.

After chopping ribs all morning and answering a phone call, Ye Shinian gave Ye Shan a gloomy look, and then released Ye Shan from the cage, hugging the little chinchilla Ye Shan who had grown rounder and fatter. Shan goes into the room, transforms into a human form, and changes clothes.

This time, Ye Shinian brought out a whole set of new clothes for Ye Shan, it was a simple white shirt and khaki trousers, and the inside was embroidered with a chubby chinchilla... fart.share.

Ye Shan stared at the chinchilla fart.After looking at it for a while, I couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth.

This chinchilla really looks like his ass when he was a chinchilla.

Fortunately, Ye Shan was very happy when he finally put on the underwear.

Then, Ye Shan saw Ye Shinian dragging him downstairs.

"Let's live in the villa. It's too small here." Ye Shinian turned his head softly, wrapped his arms around Ye Shan's waist, and said in a low voice, "I have prepared a surprise for you."

Ye Shan looked a little dazed.

At that time, his Wuyuan Immortal Venerable also told him so, and prepared a surprise for him.

Fortunately, he quickly came back to his senses, sat beside Ye Shinian, and went to Ye Shinian's villa.

The villa is already furnished.

Originally, there was a large garden in the front, and all the precious flowers and plants were planted in it, but now they have all been pulled out and replaced with a small bamboo forest. There is a pool in the bamboo forest, and there are several fish in the pool, which is cool and clean.

The villa looked extremely luxurious from the outside, and each room inside was decorated in a different way according to Ye Shinian's instructions.

Ye Shinian dragged Ye Shan in to have a look.

Coincidentally, the first room they entered was in the style of the ancient court, and there were dragon robes and... the clothes of the little eunuch in it.

Ye Shan blushed a little, so he ran to check the size of the dragon robe, and found that the dragon robe was not suitable for him, but the eunuch's clothes were suitable for him.

He turned his head immediately, wanting to stare at Ye Shinian.

In the end...Ye Shinian was stern, staring, with a look even more fierce than him.

Then, Ye Shan withered, had to lower his head, not daring to say a word.

Ye Shinian suddenly became annoyed.

He is obviously so "gentle and affectionate", why is his little fairy still so afraid of him?

Why can his sub-personalities coax the little goblin so well, but when it comes to his main personality, no matter how gentle and warm a man can cook, he can't coax the little goblin well?

Is there anyone in this world who is gentler and warmer than him?

Ye Shan was really frightened by the protagonist Ye Shinian before.Especially when they just got into the car, there was a brand new sharpened machete on the back seat of Ye Shinian's car, Ye Shan silently thought of the Tang who he could see next to his pillow every morning when he woke up. knife……

He really didn't dare not be afraid.

Then Ye Shinian took him in.into the next room.

This room was furnished in an extremely dark style.

And there is no bed in this room, only a table, and... small leather whips, candles, handcuffs, and other weird things.

Ye Shan only glanced at the door, then backed out immediately, and gave Ye Shinian a vigilant look.

Ye Shan: "..." The personality of the master is terrible, Master, why did you give me such a big gift?

System: "..." The system is also very scared.

But speaking of it, shouldn't the host... be excited?

Ye Shan: "... But, I'm not sure if the master likes me or not? Are these things really toys, or... tormenting things."

The system also silently fell silent.

Ye Shinian seemed to have noticed that Ye Shan was even more frightened, with a sinister face, he finally did not take Ye Shan to look at the room, but took him to the backyard to look at the swimming pool and the small garden.

After they finished reading this, Xu Qiao also arrived.

He also brought Ye Shan's four teachers for the next few months, two for acting and two for script writing.

Ye Shan was slightly surprised, and finally looked at Ye Shinian with joy and gratitude.

Ye Shinian immediately showed a kind and warm smile to Ye Shan: "Hehe."

Ye Shan & Xu Qiao: "..." What a scary smile!It's like eating people!

The four teachers were also stunned, and lowered their heads silently, but Quan Zuo didn't see it.

Ye Shinian never thought that his "warm" smile would scare several people, and his face immediately turned dark.

Ye Shan thought for a while silently, and then took out the script he wrote.

He has already printed it out and divided it into several volumes for the few people sitting next to read.

Everyone looked different after seeing it.

The two big names in the script industry were even more stunned.

"Cutting off the fish tail just for you: my own palace demon leader" this script has a point or two in terms of writing, but the most brilliant thing about this script is not the writing, but its blood!

It's a relationship between humans and animals, it's the leader of the Demon Cult, it's from the palace, it's a mermaid, and it's cutting off a fish's tail. It is simply a book that is full of dog blood and great success... a good work!

As long as it is well modified and modified, and some more bloody things are added, this work will definitely have a brighter future!

What we need to see now is this young man's acting skills!I hope she won't be as scumbag as Ye Shinian's acting skills!

……

After Ye Shinian read the script, he thought about it.

He thought, he finally understood why his goblin looked so scared when he was chopping fish that day.

It turned out that his goblin liked fish so much that he wanted to be a mermaid.

Then, the fish can be completely removed from the recipes of the two of them in the future.

Ye Shinian thought so, waiting to send the teacher away, and arranged the next study plan and time, Ye Shinian picked up Ye Shan, and ran to their bedroom , put Ye Shan on the bed.Lying on the bed, and himself, with his hands on his sides, stared at Ye Shan without blinking.

Ye Shan: "...what's wrong?"

Ye Shinian: "I'm sorry." After a pause, he said with a "gentle" and "affectionate. Lingering. Lingering" look, "Also, I like you."

Ye Shan stared at Ye Shinian's ferocious expression as if he was about to kill, and couldn't help asking the system: "Didn't he say he wants to kill me?"

System: "...According to the data analysis, the target of the host's capture should be extremely fond of the host, but the facial expression of the target of the host's capture has exceeded the system's calculations, so the host please ask for blessings."

Ye Shan didn't speak for a while, then suddenly said: "Then say something, you want to kill me. Use a very fierce expression."

Ye Shinian was silent for a while, and then he looked at Ye Shan with a "fierce" look, and said "viciously", "I'm going to kill you!"

Ye Shan stared at Ye Shinian's affectionate eyes and finally Rou.With a softened expression, he suddenly seemed to understand something in his heart.

System: "..." This system seems to understand something!

Then Ye Shinian felt that being so "vicious" would scare his sweetheart, so he changed into a "gentle and jade-like" look, and said softly: "I really like you. You like me too, okay?" ?”

Ye Shan couldn't help laughing at Tao Hua's sullen face as if threatening him.

He has been afraid of his peach blossom.

But now it seems that it doesn't seem necessary.

His peach blossom has always liked him very much.

It's just that there seems to be a mistake in his recognition of Taohua's expression, which made him misunderstand it all the time.

"As long as you don't let me open my eyes and see a knife next to my head, then... barely, okay."