Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Of course Ye Shinian didn't want to kill Ye Shan.

Of course, he didn't intend to chop up Ye Shan's little chirp.

He just didn't want to understand, has the popular best husband candidate changed again?

Isn't Chef Warm Man not popular anymore?

Why is his goblin able to fall in love with several crazy sub-personalities that he separated out? It is his turn to give those sub-personalities to the "imagined" main personality, and he is still working hard in front of the goblin. Showing a "warm man" image, will his goblin still tremble with fright?

After making him wait for four full months, he finally saw the goblin in human form!

However, those are not too important.

The protagonist Ye Shinian's eyes darkened slightly, he lowered his head, stretched out his hand, clamped the little fairy Ye Shan's chin, and took out all the momentum when he was chopping ribs, and said again coldly: "Why? Like? A hundred kisses. Scenes, thirty bed scenes. Scenes, such a request, isn’t that high? Can you... add all of these? If you want to take a script, you can do it. Keep me... Master Jin?"

Ye Shan's face turned red immediately.

He suddenly felt that although his peach blossoms now look like the ribs on the chopping board when chopping ribs, but, but, he still couldn't help blushing.

Such a peach blossom... so TM handsome!

What makes him so special...has dirty thoughts!

System: "..." With such a host, I really don't see it!

But Ye Shinian got closer and closer to Ye Shan, almost breathing intertwined with Ye Shan, and the bridge of the nose touched.

"Ok?"

It was obviously just a simple word, but when Ye Shinian said it, it was as if... he was making a tune.Love in general.

Ye Shan felt that even if he didn't look at it, his whole body would turn red!

He lowered his eyes and said in a low voice: "But, but, so many kisses. The scene and the bed. The scene, will it, will it be filmed, but after the trial? Even if it has passed the trial, then, that will be filmed, Can it be played?"

After all, there are so many pictures... that.

Ye Shan has heard that, if you film like that, kiss.Forget about the show, you can still borrow a seat; bed.Even if a seat is borrowed for a play, it will be watched by many staff members and directors... borrowing seats.

How embarrassing.

And it can't really... [beep——], it's just a show.

Thinking about it is both regrettable and embarrassing.

system:"……"

#There is such a dirty host with a brain hole, the dirty host has never thought about how embarrassing it must be as a system#

Ye Shinian didn't expect to hear such an answer, he was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly smiled at Ye Shan.

——He tried hard to imitate the smiles of those warm men and gods who were chased and chased by little girls in his mind.

Then, Ye Shan heard a sneer like a poisonous snake.

Ye Shan shivered subconsciously, as if he was a little frightened.

Ye Shinian: "..." Will Nuan Nan's smile scare little goblins?

That's right, his goblin body is a tiny four-month-old... Totoro.

To put it bluntly, Totoro is actually a mouse.

Mice are timid, how normal is that.

So Ye Shinian tried his best to give a warmer chuckle.

"Ah!"

Then Ye Shan heard a cold hypocrite sneer.

Ye Shan: "..." Scared!

System: "..." The system is also scared!Why is this protagonist so scary!

So Ye Shinian's face became even more gloomy.

He was silent for a long time, then carried Ye Shan into the bed, let Ye Shan lie down, covered the quilt, and he sat next to Ye Shan, took his Tang Dao again, wiped it carefully, While wiping, he "casually" raised his ears to talk to the little fairy on the tip of his heart.

Ye Shan: "..." What should I do if I am even more afraid?

However, Ye Shinian continued to discuss the script with Ye Shan in a "gentle" way, and promised even more "gentlely": "Don't worry, after we shoot the scene, we will all be in bed. Play and deep. Kiss. ​​Play... ...to keep it for myself, and never spread it to the outside world.”

Ye Shan whispered: "But, but when filming, those lighting masters, cameramen, directors and assistant directors always watch us from the sidelines, that, that..." In case the two of them really move.I'm in love, it's really [beep——], isn't it going to be watched live by many people?

How bad is that.

The system thought silently, just now the host was so afraid of the target of the host's attack, but in just a few words, he already thought of accidentally "emotional" when filming.

The system believes that this "moving.feeling" is definitely a real verb!And that's not what the word means!

Ye Shinian's voice was also a little hoarse at this time. He shook the handle of Tang Dao heavily with his big hand, and then said: "Don't worry, I'm rich. I never thought of creating a crew before. Now Come to think of it... I will build an excellent crew as soon as possible. In addition to the cameraman, there will be various high-quality cameras. When the time comes, when we shoot these scenes, we will shoot by ourselves. Don't need those staff and directors. You When writing the script, write these two parts of the play more carefully, and when the time comes, between the two of us, I will be the director, directing you... and I will shoot deep, kiss, and bed scenes."

Ye Shan: "..."

It's really going to be red from hair to toes.

The two talked for a while, but Ye Shinian never put down his Tang saber.

Ye Shanshan was afraid and fell asleep.

Ye Shinian's face darkened in an instant.

This time, it was really gloomy.

He just coaxed his little goblin so gently, how could the little goblin fall asleep in fear of him?

Obviously, in order not to scare his little goblin, he deliberately found something for himself to do, and tried to see as little goblin as possible, but why is the little goblin still... so scared to death of him?

What went wrong?

Ye Shinian pulled a handsome face, and stared straight at the bed.After a long while, the young man finally stood up and wanted to go out holding the Tang knife.

After thinking about it, he was afraid that when his little fairy opened his eyes and saw that he was not around, he would be afraid and worried, so he put the sharp Tang knife he had cleaned and placed next to the little fairy's pillow.

And then out of the bedroom.

It was a coincidence that the doorbell rang just as he left the bedroom.

——Ever since Ye Shinian discovered that his goblin could turn from a mouse into a human, Ye Shinian had already changed the locks of his house, and Xu Qiao was not allowed to enter or leave his house at will.

Xu Qiaolai could only ring the doorbell and wait.

Ye Shinian opened the door for Xu Qiao, and then sat on the bar, with a relaxed posture and a cold expression... bartending.

Xu Qiao looked at the bright red wine in the goblet, and shivered suddenly.

Trembling, he went to sit next to Ye Shinian, stared at Ye Shinian for a while, and was sure that this was Ye Shinian's personality, so he couldn't help but feel even more scared in his heart.

——Actually, Ye Shinian’s characters are good-tempered, but as long as they cooperate with their acting, if they say slap, they clap their hands with their backs facing each other, and when they say tea, they just make a cup of coffee.

Moreover, those sub-personalities are usually extravagant, and they give bonuses as soon as they say they give bonuses. Xu Qiao said that he took care of those sub-personalities of Ye Shinian very smoothly.

However, he has stayed by Ye Shinian's side for many years, and he has never figured out what kind of temper Ye Shinian's master personality is.

However, Xu Qiao's intuition has clearly told him that this personality is the most difficult to serve.

Xu Qiao sat aside silently, then took out his notebook and began to report to Ye Shinian.

Ye Shinian listened not very concerned.

None of his properties are particularly troublesome – in the commodity building, there are only twelve shops with the best locations that belong entirely to him, and those shops sell simple clothing, accessories, men’s and women’s shoes and For children's toys, etc., the rest of the shop Ye Shinian is only responsible for rent collection, and even if it is rent collection and management of the shop, Ye Shinian has hired a special person to be in charge, and it is enough for him to find another person to check the accounts every month; There are dozens of small hotel chains in the city, and they are also managed by special personnel, and the monthly benefits are extremely considerable; Ye Shinian's other properties with excellent locations are also rented out every year for rent, and Xu Qiao is in charge of this part .

The only thing Ye Shinian does is to check the accounts and be responsible for stock investment.The former is not troublesome, and the latter is Ye Shinian's specialty.

Therefore, Ye Shinian is rich if he is rich, but he is not particularly busy.

There are only a few people in his studio.

Ye Shinian will adjust the orangutan.He drank the red wine in one gulp, and then began to mix the wine, mixing another glass of orangutan.Red wine, but he didn’t drink it. After thinking about it, he said with a cold face: “He wants to write a script and film a movie, so you can help him arrange a few teachers and courses. Well, it’s a screenwriting course in the morning and an acting course in the afternoon. hours, one day off every five days. In addition, to form a crew, all facilities must be as good as possible, and the staff should try to choose taciturn but excellent ability. Wait for him to study for a period of time and modify his script , I read it and passed it, and then I started filming."

Xu Qiao: "..." He was silent for a while, and then said tremblingly, "Ye, Brother Ye, the 'he' you mentioned, could it be your lover? Have you really found him? Are you sure he is One person, not five? Not that rat you adopted?"

Ye Shinian gave Xu Qiao a cold look.

Xu Qiao immediately shut up.

Ye Shinian said: "You just need to make arrangements. In a few days after the course starts, I will move to the villa with him. You send a few housekeeping robots over here today. As for the rooms... there is no need for a guest room." , the style of each room..."

Ye Shinian sent Xu Qiao all kinds of "novel and interesting" room design drawings he had secretly searched from the interstellar network in the past few months, and said, "Just follow the styles of these rooms."

Then, Xu Qiao received more than a dozen pictures.

There are dark-style rooms, warm-style rooms, and a large water table.In the room of the bed, there is a strange whip.son.wax.There are rooms with even weirder things like candles, rooms full of bamboo products, rooms with various swings inside, rooms with only one pool, and...

Wait, wait, there are more than a dozen different styles.

Xu Qiao was dumbfounded, and said to himself, fortunately, Brother Ye is really rich. The villa has three floors, a huge area, and the front and back yards are also very spacious, and it is also the most expensive villa area in the city. The most expensive villa in the village, otherwise how could it stand up to their brother Ye?

Fortunately, modern technology is developing faster and faster. Although Ye Shinian only said to give him a few days, they only need to hire a lot of robots and workers, and let them take charge of a room in a team. Not a problem at all.

After all, they are no longer 2000 years ago. All the decorations are pollution-free, and they can move in immediately after the decoration.

So Xu Qiao made up his mind, and carefully asked Ye Shinian what he wanted from the teachers, and after asking them to teach for a few months, he immediately agreed with a pat on the chest.

"Brother Ye, don't worry, I guarantee that after five days, I will be able to find the best and gentlest teacher for that...the proprietress!"

Ye Shinian frowned when he heard the words, and said: "Gentleness must be gentle, and they must not let them bully him, but it must be a wrinkled teacher! If you invite me here without wrinkles on your face, you... you know the consequences yourself of."

Xu Qiao: "..." My lord, that's not the way to be jealous.

Not everyone wants to hook up with our lady boss, okay?

It's a pity that Ye Shinian was completely unmoved, and started to chase people away coldly.

Before chasing people away, he hesitated for a moment, and said again: "Don't send ribs tomorrow, bring fish instead."

He's been chopping ribs for four months now, and he's getting tired of watching his little fairies, why not... start tomorrow, chopping fish?

So, Ye Shan got up the next day, and managed to crawl out of the bed with his fat chinchilla body supported. He was looking around, and then he saw the... Tang Dao sleeping beside him at a glance!

Ye Shan: "... Chi Chi Chi Chi!" Scared the baby to death, I really want to cry!

However, what made him cry was still behind.

Because Ye Shinian put a camera in the bedroom, he quickly found that Ye Shan was awake, took a bloody kitchen knife, strode into the room, stared at Ye Shan, and said softly, "You're awake."

Seeing his peach blossom, he held a knife and turned coldly towards him early in the morning, Ye Shan: "..." Taohua, you are so scary!

"Become a human." Ye Shinian's face became colder, although he was trying hard to control his expression to become gentle, "Hurry up."

Ye Shan sniffed, and turned into a human form, put on his clothes under Ye Shinian's gaze, and went to the kitchen with Ye Shinian.

Then, Ye Shan saw that his peach blossom finally stopped chopping ribs.

His peach blossoms are starting to chop fish!

First the fish head, then the fish tail, and finally the fish body!

Or the one that has to be cut into several sections!

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Even though he is no longer the mermaid prince, why does he still feel that his phantom limb, the fish tail... hurts, hurts, hurts!