Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Of course Ye Shan didn't take the underwear and obscenity in the end.Pants off.

It's not that he suddenly realized that this is a holy land of Buddhism, he and his peach blossoms can't... cough, it's too much or something.

Instead, after Ye Shan took off his shirt, he suddenly touched his face, and then looked at his figure.

Although he still can't see what his face looks like, but looking at his current figure, Ye Shan knows that his body is also about the appearance of a teenager.

Even though he looks like a teenager, he also has a good understanding of his body. In almost every life, his body, especially the key position, is the same size.

Although it is not small, it is not really spectacular.

At least, compared to yesterday, the thing that could draw Ye Shan's nosebleed was smaller.

System: "Hehe." Is that "some" smaller?

It's a pity that Ye Shan has long learned to selectively ignore the system. After thinking about it for a while, he knew that he was filthy and obscene.The trousers must never be taken off!

Once he took it off, wouldn't he be able to see his skinny figure and that inferior thing?

Once he sees it, will his peach blossoms be successfully counterattacked by him in the future?

Ye Shan felt that at least until his first counterattack succeeded, he should not take off his clothes in front of his peach blossoms.

Of course, in addition to this, Ye Shan still needs to start from tomorrow... well, from today, he must exercise diligently. Although he is now a monster in the mirror, his practice is probably to read formulas in the mirror to absorb spiritual energy, but , The body also needs to be exercised.

Ye Shan felt that he had to make his body stronger.

No way, when his body gets stronger, his... that spot can grow a bit more!If you don't want to surpass his peach blossoms, you should have an equal share with his peach blossoms!

Ye Shan thought about it for a while, and naturally borrowed the words of the system.

"After all, this is a pure place of Buddhism, so it shouldn't be so clean." Ye Shan said solemnly, "I'll call you like this, and you can see it carefully."

So Xue Yizhou looked at the innocent young man in the mirror, fastened his cuffs and trouser cuffs, and took off his shoes, revealing a pair of white.With a straight face and beautiful feet, she began to punch in the small mirror with a blank expression.

His moves are powerful, even if he doesn't face the monster in the mirror, Xue Yizhou can still feel the seriousness and...awesomeness of the boy in the mirror.

There is no feeling of embroidering legs at all.

Xue Yizhou's eyes lit up immediately.

The reason why he was able to avenge himself and ruin the entire Daming Dynasty in his previous life was because of the martial arts cheat book and a bag of gold beads that he picked up after falling off the cliff.

It was because of those that he was able to climb out of the cliff step by step, recreated his identity for himself, and then slowly managed, knowing that he didn't need to "dress up as a man" at all, because he was originally a man.

And he finally understood how he was deceived and insulted by others back then.

Even if he didn't realize that it was an insult back then, when everyone around him clearly knew that it was an insult, it was indeed an insult.

Xue Yizhou didn't even want to think about the expression on his face and what he was thinking in his heart when he knew these things in his previous life.

He can't think.

Just thinking about it makes me want to destroy this Great Dynasty again, and torture those "innocent" people again.

Yes, everyone is innocent, and everyone has their own "excuseable circumstances", so what about him?

Could it be that he should have been misled to grow up like that, and it was his own life, but he was watched, smiled, satirized and insulted as if he was watching a play?

However, this life is different from the previous life after all.

The anger in Xue Yizhou's heart had just risen, and when he saw the little goblin in the mirror seriously punching, it suddenly dissipated completely.

Especially when a white foot was suddenly raised towards him, Xue Yizhou subconsciously wanted to reach out and hold it.live.

Hold it in your palm and never let go.

But just think about it.

Xue Yizhou has always been alert. After experiencing the events of his previous life, he became more vigilant and good at calculating. He was just stupid for a moment, and then he returned to normal, looking at the little fairy in the mirror with a smile.

The little goblin had already finished punching, and seemed a little tired. She raised her sleeves to wipe off her sweat, took a few deep breaths, and then stabilized her breathing. Then she sat cross-legged and stared at him.

"This boxing method is called Huweiquan. You said that you have great strength and your body doesn't look like you have been injured. This boxing method is easy to learn. I just punched six times of slow punches and four times of fast punches. Remember it "Ye Shan said seriously, "However, if you want to learn, you can't just learn boxing skills, you also have to learn inner skills and mental skills. With inner skills, this boxing technique is truly powerful. It’s just better than putting on airs.”

The reason Xue Yizhou was distracted just now was also because he discovered that the little mirror demon was performing a set of punches continuously.And in his memory, it can't be said that he has a photographic memory, but he is quite talented in martial arts, so when the little mirror demon fought for the third time, he had already memorized this set of boxing techniques; At that time, I started to lose my mind carelessly.

But fortunately, remembering is remembering, Xue Yizhou nodded without any guilt, and whispered: "I remember. Husband, you are really good." He still did not forget a little flattery.

Ye Shan's face started to turn red.

He coughed and couldn't help washing Xue Yizhou.brain.

"I'm not only good at fighting, I'm also good at other... many aspects." Ye Shanyi pointedly said, "It will make you very happy and happy, and you will never regret marrying me in the future... ...Especially powerful! More powerful than anyone else!"

As Ye Shan said, he felt a little blushing.

But think about it carefully, what is there to blush?

Obviously what he said was the truth.

System: "Hehe."

Ye Shan immediately knocked out the system in his mind again.

Then he looked at Xue Yizhou expectantly.

Xue Yizhou couldn't help but want to laugh, he coughed with great difficulty to hide his smile, and said in a smaller voice with a trace of expectation: "Really? Then, then I must wait for it The day when I can see the side of my husband who is especially powerful."

Immediately, Ye Shan felt elated, couldn't help jumping up, began to put on both the middle coat and coat, and said: "Don't worry! I will definitely practice hard, get out of the mirror body as soon as possible, and then go out to marry you! "

The smile on Xue Yizhou's face became wider, and when he was about to speak, he saw the demon in the mirror suddenly said: "By the way, I haven't given you the inner strength and mental skills yet, um, put your ears up, and I'll put them in your ears explain."

It was obviously a cold diorama, but Xue Yizhou felt that the diorama seemed to be hot and windy, which made his ears itchy and hot.

It was like... when someone really whispered in his ear.

Surprisingly comfortable.

Ye Shan recited the inner strength method three times in Xue Yizhou's ear, listened to Xue Yizhou recite it again, and then recited it in Xue Yizhou's ear twice, then stopped and began to disappear from the mirror. Hide in the mirror and start practicing.

It's just that before practicing, he has to search among the cultivation methods that he has collected before that are similar to the spirit of the weapon, to see if there are any that can get twice the result with half the effort.

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, the target of the host's strategy has a love value for the host's body +60, which is now 60. The target of the host's strategy has a favorite value for the host's soul +30, which is now 30. The host still has room for improvement, please continue to work hard."

Ye Shan felt a little wronged: "Is it so few?"

System: "...For a scheming target, it's not too little to have these love points after only meeting him a few times."

Only then did Ye Shan feel a little more comfortable, and after comparing the two values, he said to the system a little braggingly: "He is very satisfied with my body."

Therefore, on the day when he counterattacks in the future, his peach blossom will definitely be very happy!

System: "Hehe."

It is easier to realize this thing in a dream.

It's a pity that its host ignores it a lot.The method has been cultivated to perfection, and the system can only watch as its host chooses a good exercise that can be practiced by the monster in the mirror, and then runs to practice seriously, looking forward to riding a tall horse as soon as possible to kill the host. The day when my peach blossoms were robbed.

When Ye Shan became serious, he was naturally very serious. He didn't appear in front of Xue Yizhou for a whole ten days during his practice.

Xue Yizhou was very calm at the beginning.

He felt that the little mirror demon seemed to like him a little bit, and after two days, he would come over and "quarrel" with him.Besides, isn't the little mirror demon still coming to marry him?How could you ignore him?

But two days passed quickly, and another two days passed.

Until the next two days were about to usher in, Xue Yizhou finally became restless.

He started to grab the small mirror, studied it over and over again, muttering harsh words in his mouth, but in the end he failed to call out the little mirror demon.

If it wasn't for the inner strength method given to him by the little mirror demon, it would have been effective, and it would be more useful than the mental method he picked up in his previous life. Xue Yizhou even suspected that the appearance of the little mirror demon was all an illusion of his. up.

The servants who served the eldest girl of the Anyang Marquis Mansion soon discovered that the eldest girl's temper was getting worse and worse, and she was getting angry at every turn, and she stopped reading the Four Books for Women every day. When the book comes, it is said that it is necessary to take a closer look, so as not to be fooled by someone around.

The people who served around him were their own masters, and they didn't dare to hide it when they knew it, and they each reported to their own masters.

It's just that those masters don't care much when they look at a useless "big girl" who can only stay in the yard. They just let people stare at them and don't let this "big girl" contact other people. Those strange books, as long as they have nothing to do with the difference between men and women, books that have nothing to do with serious learning such as the Four Books and Five Classics, Zizhi Tongjian, etc., are all read by the "big girl".

The left and right "big girls" who can't read all characters and are surrounded by chess pieces can't figure out anything at all.

Xue Yizhou has read all the books related to serious learning since he was freed in his previous life, and specially invited his master to teach them.

Now he doesn't intend to study those books, but to study how to catch goblins!

It's been ten days!

The little mirror demon who kept saying that she wanted to marry him hadn't appeared for ten days!

Xue Yizhou wished he could go back to ten days ago and force the little mirror demon to make another oath to let him look at him once every day. Follow him day and night, and you can't be separated at all times!

However, ten days ago, he really didn't think that the little mirror demon who seemed to like him very much could actually disappear for ten days as soon as he disappeared. Now even if he is anxious and annoyed, Xue Yizhou can only keep a dark face Check out those Taoist books, looking forward to the next time, if this little mirror demon dares to appear in front of him every day, he will have a way to catch him!

If you catch him back, you must let the little mirror demon know that since you have provoked him and said that you want to marry him and go home to have a baby, you must take it seriously!

It must not be adulterated at all!

Xue Yizhou gritted his teeth and read until late at night.

Those maids don't care too much when they see the "big girl" in a red dress and pearl hairpin gnashing her teeth reading those Taoist books, and she is still talking nonsense about catching ghosts and expelling demons. Only one rough envoy was left waiting outside the door, and the rest ran back to rest.

However, Xue Yizhou couldn't even tolerate that rude woman, kicked the door out, stared at the woman coldly and said, "Should you go away by yourself, or do you want me to pick you up and throw you out of the yard to go away?" ?”

That rough woman immediately trembled.

At that time, the eldest girl was only seven years old, and she couldn't listen to the woman beside her who was nagging and meddling, so she directly picked up the man and threw him outside the yard, breaking several bones on the woman's body. , these servants all know it clearly.

The rough envoy would rather get up tomorrow and suffer a meal than stay in front of this big girl and be thrown out of the yard by this big girl again.

Xue Yizhou saw that the woman rolled away, and his anger was relieved.

After returning to the room, he picked up the small mirror and held it in his hand, and couldn't help but began to rub it.

A leprechaun is a leprechaun!

Bewitching people's hearts, disturbing people's minds, and leaving as soon as they say it!

What a...torturing goblin!

Xue Yizhou hadn't finished angering the little mirror demon in his heart, when he saw a soft white light flashing on the mirror, and then a blushing boy appeared on the originally calm mirror that could only reflect him... ... goblins.

A flash of surprise flashed in Xue Yizhou's eyes, and then he straightened his face.

He thought, he must get angry and lose his temper this time, and then let the little mirror demon know that he can't tolerate the fact that the little mirror demon disappears for so long. If the little mirror demon is good, he should know how to get along with him in the future is.

If he is not good...there is always a way in this world to make him turn Little Mirror into a monster.Teach obediently.

Who knew that he was about to get angry with a straight face, when he saw the little mirror demon in the mirror speak.

"You, don't touch me all the time! I know you want to marry me all the time, and I have been practicing hard, thinking that I can quickly cultivate a human form, and then I can run out and snatch you away! Now is the key Sometimes, you always...touch me," Ye Shan said softly, "it will make me go crazy."

In fact, it's okay to go crazy, but it's just that you don't know when you can cultivate a human form.

And what if the result of cultivation is not a normal human form, but a little monster?

Xue Yizhou paused for a moment, and then squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I didn't touch you." He suddenly realized that the little mirror demon was a mirror demon, so this mirror... should also be regarded as the body of the little mirror demon.As soon as he thought of the nasty little mirror demon, he began to touch the little mirror. In the eyes of the little mirror demon, wasn't he just touching him?

Xue Yizhou was embarrassed for a moment, and then he took the lead in accusing: "But, you have been practicing for ten days. You haven't come to see me for ten days." With tears in his eyes, he sighed softly, "I didn't notice it when I was reading poetry, but today I realized how reasonable the sentence 'Suddenly saw the color of willows on the street, repenting to teach my husband and son-in-law to find a prince.' I now , I already regret making you work so hard, day and night, you are cultivating, but I can only guard the empty bed alone, lonely and empty every night, I wish I never said those words."

Xue Yizhou was already wearing a skirt at the moment. Although his skeleton was a little bigger, the skirt was well made to cover up his skeleton. He was wearing a flying fairy bun on his head. The cinnabar is not lit, but it is quite majestic and fairy-like. Now that Xue Yizhou is crying, his posture is also pretending to be a woman, and there is really some... feeling of resentful woman in a boudoir.

Especially what Xue Yizhou just said about loneliness and emptiness...

Ye Shan sat down cross-legged, and whispered: "But, if I don't practice, I can't go out to accompany you. Don't you want me to rob you on the street? I'll do it, I'll work hard to get on Three months, when you go out of the house on the night of the Shangyuan Festival next year, I will turn into a human and kidnap you, and from then on, the sky is high and the sea is wide, and you and I can roam." After a pause, Ye Shan used a smaller The voice said, "I will never let you be lonely and empty at night again. I, I am your husband, and I will definitely satisfy you in the future!"

After saying that, he suddenly disappeared from the mirror again.

Before disappearing, Xue Yizhou heard a faint voice: "However, if you are really lonely and empty at night, then, then I will come to accompany you for a while every night from now on."

Xue Yizhou was stunned, and then thinking about what the little mirror demon said just now, he couldn't help holding the little mirror, and laughed silently.

Only then did Xue Yizhou know that the reason why he suffered so much in two lifetimes was because he met such a little mirror demon who treated him sincerely.

He once hated this world, this imperial court, and these "innocent" people so much that he wished he could destroy all of this with his own hands, and he did destroy it with his own hands once.

However, if all the pain and suffering were in exchange for this little mirror demon...

Xue Yizhou thought that he was probably willing to let go of all this, or use a gentle method to retaliate against those people, just because his little mirror demon was willing to practice hard, and then kidnapped him and married him back home.

However, when the little mirror demon married him back home, Xue Yizhou thought that it was still necessary to seriously study the question of who would go up and who would go down.

This night, Xue Yizhou finally slept soundly again.

The little mirror demon Ye Shan who was practicing suddenly opened his eyes.

"Ding! The target of the host strategy has a favorite value of the host's body +1000, which is now 1000+, which cannot be specifically counted. The target of the host strategy target has a favorite value of the host's soul +1000, which is now 1000+, which cannot be specifically counted. But both are changes. State. Idiot. Han level favorite, please be careful of your personal safety, the host! Ding! Remind again, please be careful of your personal safety, the host!"

Ye Shan was a little confused as to why his Taohua fell in love with him so suddenly, but that didn't matter anymore.

He couldn't help but said to the system: "It doesn't matter. The Taohua in this life thought he was a woman, and I still want a woman who is virtuous, virtuous, obedient and four-virtuous. Hehe," Ye Shan laughed softly, "So, even if he If he pesters me a little bit, I... as his husband, I can naturally bear it."

Hey.

System: "..." Hey what?

#The host is really stupid and doesn't explain#